History Funny / Bedazzled2000

* After Elliot's attempt to ask out Allison is a bust, his co-workers try to mock him by having one of them imitate his behavior at the beginning of the movie. The heartbroken Elliot does NOT take it well and [[DeathGlare the threatening glare]] he sends at them makes one of them flee, and the other three slowly sink below the cubicle and out of sight.

--> '''Elliot:''' But it's my ''soul''! I can't give you my soul!
--> '''The Devil:''' What are you, James Brown?

* Elliot wishes to be the President of the United States. He doesn't specify ''what kind'' of president he wanted to be. His horrified expression when he finds himself as UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln on his way to the theatre his pure BlackComedy.
-->'''Elliot''': You know I think I've already seen [the play], in fact I'm sure I have! \\
'''Allison''': I don't think you've seen it, sir, it's an entirely new play. \\
'''Elliot''': Really? I think I know how it ends anyway...

* Elliot's priceless, deadpan reaction to having his first wish "granted". (He even had to ''pay'' for that Big Mac and large Coke!)

* After Elliot's [[spoiler:attempt to ask out Allison is a bust]], his co-workers try to mock him by having one of them imitate his behavior at the beginning of the movie. The heartbroken Elliot does NOT take it well and [[DeathGlare the threatening glare]] he sends at them makes one of them flee, and the other three slowly sink below the cubicle and out of sight.

* The OneSceneWonder [[spoiler:gay lover Elliot has in the Smart Guy Wish.]]
** [[spoiler:Elliot desperately trying to prove he's not gay. He kisses Allison, while his unconvinced gay lover looks on. He stops kissing, saying "I'm gay. It was nice meeting you."]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Elliot:''' Will you shut up, bitch!]]

-->'''The Devil:''' Sick people have notoriously bad breath. I'm performing a public service, here.

-->'''Drug Lord Elliot:''' ''[in Spanish]'' Your mother wears army boots!

-->'''Drug Lord Elliot:''' PERROS HIJUEPUTAS!
-->'''Subtitles:''' You guys SUCK!

* Elliot as the Columbian drug lord, complete with random Spanish stock phrases and a ridiculously over the top gunfight. Elliot's reaction to pulling a pistol out of nowhere is priceless.

* Elliot ripping off part of his mustache in anguish when he finds out Allison is cheating on him. The cherry on top is that there is a Band-Aid over the wound for the rest of the wish.

-->'''Drug Lord Elliot:''' ''[in Spanish]'': Your mother wears army boots!

** The Devil smirking at his wish to be "the most sensitive man in the world" causes Elliot to change it to "the most ''emotionally'' sensitive man in the world". Oh, the WhatCouldHaveBeen on [[JizzedInMyPants that]].

* Near the end of the movie, the Devil and the man who Elliot met in jail (likely God) can be seen playing a game of chess. The Devil even takes a moment to try and cheat.

-->'''Drug Lord Elliot:''' ''[in Spanish]'': Your mother wears army boots!

** [[spoiler:Elliot desperately trying to prove he's not gay. He kisses Allison, while his unconvinced gay lover looks on. He stops kissing, saying "Alright, I'm gay. Well, it was nice meeting you."]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Elliot:''' Shut up, bitch!]]

-->'''Elliot''': You can't give Tic-Tacs to sick people!!
* Elliot as the Columbian drug lord, complete with random Spanish stock phrases and a ridiculously over the top gunfight. Elliot's reaction to pulling a pistol out of nowhere is priceless.

-->'''Elliot''': You can't give Tic-Tacs to sick people!!

-->'''Elliott''': I'm telling you, the Devil gipped me for a HAMBURGER!

* DumbJock Elliot and his reaction to finding out that he has a steroid-induced TeenieWeenie.

* Dumb Jock Elliot and his reaction to finding out that he has a tiny dick because of steroid abuse.

* "Maybe I should call you a cab, although it'll be hard to find one that'll go to Hell this time of night!"

** [[spoiler:Elliot desperately trying to prove he's not gay. He kisses Allison, while his unconvinced gay lover looks on. He stops kissing, saying "alright, I'm gay. Well it was nice meeting you."]]

-->'''Elliott''': I'm telling you the Devil jipped me for a HAMBURGER!

--> '''Elliot:''' Oh, yes. This, truly, is the work of ''the devil!'' And to think I doubted you!

* The OneSceneWonder [[spoiler: gay lover Elliot has in the Smart Guy Wish.]]
** [[spoiler:Ellitot desperately trying to prove he's not gay. He kisses Allison, while his gay lover looks on unconvinced. He stops kissing, saying "alright, I'm gay. Well it was nice meeting you."]]

* After Elliot's [[spoiler: attempt to ask out Allison is a bust]], his co-workers try to mock him by having one of them imitate his behavior at the beginning of the movie. The heartbroken Elliot does NOT take it well and [[DeathGlare the threatening glare]] he sends at them makes one of them flee, and the other three slowly sink below the cubicle and out of sight.