History Funny / Bayonetta

17th May '17 1:24:42 PM Dravencour
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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.

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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, gameplay aside from asskicking and the occasional Torture Attack, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.
8th May '17 10:42:30 PM Dravencour
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-->'''Bayonetta:''' I've often seen a girl without lipstick, but lipstick without a girl? Most curious, isn't it, Cheshire?
6th May '17 3:12:56 PM Dravencour
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* Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.
--> '''Bayonetta:''' If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''({{Beat}})'' Well, a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs crying baby cockroach]] would be truly terrible...
** Bonus points for Bayonetta checking the floor [[YouJustHadToSayIt in case there REALLY is a crying baby cockroach]]!

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* The first time Cereza calls Bayonetta "Mummy" is both adorable and hilarious, just for Bayonetta's reactions alone.
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Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.
--> ---> '''Bayonetta:''' If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''({{Beat}})'' Well, a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs crying baby cockroach]] would be truly terrible...
** *** Bonus points for Bayonetta checking the floor [[YouJustHadToSayIt in case there REALLY is a crying baby cockroach]]!
6th May '17 3:07:25 PM Dravencour
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--->'''Luka:''' Is that cat your friend?
--->'''Cereza:''' Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. He's cute, isn't he?
--->'''Luka:''' *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name...

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--->'''Luka:''' -->'''Luka:''' Is that cat your friend?
--->'''Cereza:''' -->'''Cereza:''' Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. He's cute, isn't he?
--->'''Luka:''' -->'''Luka:''' *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name...
2nd May '17 2:06:59 PM Dravencour
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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on? Yup, it's an Affinity.

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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on? on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.



** Just Bayonetta with the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] outfit. Why? She's wielding the '''[[HolyBurnsEvil Master Sword]]''', something the likes of Bayonetta's standings should not be able to even get near! And the fact she's using it to [[{{Irony}} kill heavenly beings]] make it even better!

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** Just Bayonetta with the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] outfit. Why? She's wielding the '''[[HolyBurnsEvil Master Sword]]''', something the likes of Bayonetta's standings Bayonetta (a witch who made a pact with a demon and uses demons as weapons) should not be able to even get near! And the fact she's using it to [[{{Irony}} kill heavenly beings]] make it even better!



* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about moon-driven technology and demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, will use the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her innocent students.
** It gets better. Her superhero name is [[CuteyHoney Cutie J]]. Jeanne is a ''magical girl superheroine'' in her off time, wielding a weapon powered by [[SailorMoon the moon]].

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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about moon-driven technology and demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] [[BadassTeacher high school teacher, teacher]], will use the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her innocent students.
** It gets better. Her superhero name is [[CuteyHoney Cutie J]]. Jeanne is a ''magical girl ''{{magical girl}} superheroine'' in her off time, wielding a weapon powered by [[SailorMoon the moon]].
30th Apr '17 1:02:29 AM Dravencour
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--->'''Enzo:''' HEY!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET! You can't take me like this! It's against regulations, I tell ya!!

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--->'''Enzo:''' -->'''Enzo:''' HEY!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET! You can't take me like this! It's against regulations, I tell ya!!
22nd Apr '17 1:18:29 PM Dravencour
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** The scene during the ending where [[spoiler:everyone believes Bayonetta is dead]] is quite a TearJerker, but then when [[spoiler:she comes out from her coffin alive and remarks, "Next time, put me in a coffin with some air holes and less maggots,"]] you won't be able to stop laughing.

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** The scene during the ending where [[spoiler:everyone believes Bayonetta is dead]] is quite a TearJerker, but then when [[spoiler:she comes out from her coffin alive and remarks, "Next time, put me in a coffin with some air holes and less maggots,"]] you won't be able to stop laughing. It's also a very nice callback to Rodin's introduction.
22nd Apr '17 1:14:14 PM Dravencour
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** And to put the icing on the cake? The Stone Award? Is of Enzo falling on his ass.

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** And to put the icing on the cake? The Stone Award? Is of Award, the one you get if you completely balls up a run? It's Enzo falling on his ass.ass.
--->'''Enzo:''' WHAT A DAY!
22nd Apr '17 1:13:03 PM Dravencour
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** And to put the icing on the cake? The Stone Award? Is of Enzo falling on his ass.
11th Jan '17 2:18:29 PM AnotherGuy
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* After all has been said and done in the fight with Temperantia, the boss has been knocked down, his arms have been ripped off, and his face is a visceral mess. To add insult to injury, Bayonetta's used a gasoline tanker to make a cherub statue urinate gas all over him. She stomps down on the trail of fuel to ignite it, and the camera follows the flame as it gets closer to the boss... and then everything stops. The flame, the boss's laughter, even the music. [[{{Beat}} There's a pause...]] and then Bayonetta gives the most annoyed, disappointed, do-I-have-to-do-''everything''-around-here sigh before she shoots over her shoulder without even looking. [[GroinAttack The bullet goes up the cherub's urethra.]] Cue StuffBlowingUp and the statue's head flying into the air, [[CrossesTheLineTwice crying gasoline.]]

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* After all has been said and done in the fight with Temperantia, the boss has been knocked down, his arms have been ripped off, and his face is a visceral mess. To [[https://youtu.be/_jbedRJY25U?t=8m2s add insult to injury, injury]], Bayonetta's used a gasoline tanker to make a cherub statue urinate gas all over him. She stomps down on the trail of fuel to ignite it, and the camera follows the flame as it gets closer to the boss... and then everything stops. The flame, the boss's laughter, even the music. [[{{Beat}} There's a pause...]] and then Bayonetta gives the most annoyed, disappointed, do-I-have-to-do-''everything''-around-here sigh before she shoots over her shoulder without even looking. [[GroinAttack The bullet goes up the cherub's urethra.]] Cue StuffBlowingUp and the statue's head flying into the air, [[CrossesTheLineTwice crying gasoline.]]
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