History Funny / Bayonetta

6th Aug '17 5:44:05 AM SeptimusHeap
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* The [[HopelessSuitor Beloved]] who [[{{Lolicon}} falls for Cereza]]. His entire "romance" lasts one fight, but the sheer ''awkwardness'' of it will last all of Cereza's life.

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* The [[HopelessSuitor Beloved]] who [[{{Lolicon}} [[NoYay falls for Cereza]]. His entire "romance" lasts one fight, but the sheer ''awkwardness'' of it will last all of Cereza's life.
3rd Jun '17 3:04:09 PM nombretomado
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* The very fact that the WiiU version allows Bayonetta to dress up as Creator/{{Nintendo}} characters. Each of them have a cosmetic effect on the game, with some hilarious results.

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* The very fact that the WiiU UsefulNotes/WiiU version allows Bayonetta to dress up as Creator/{{Nintendo}} characters. Each of them have a cosmetic effect on the game, with some hilarious results.
29th May '17 7:41:51 PM harharhar
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* Some item descriptions in the game can be unintentionally funny to some people. For example, the accessory Eternal Testimony is said to be made by a witch queen named '''''[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Aizen]]'''''[[note]While there is a Buddhist deity named Aizen Myō'ō, some people who read manga might remember the ''male'' Bleach villain better instead[[/note]]. Then the description of Bracelet of Time mentions that the witch [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Eva]] made a contract with the legendary dark knight. (Marriage contract?)

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* Some item descriptions in the game can be unintentionally funny to some people. For example, the accessory Eternal Testimony is said to be made by a witch queen named '''''[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Aizen]]'''''[[note]While Aizen]]'''''[[note]]While there is a Buddhist deity named Aizen Myō'ō, some people who read manga might remember the ''male'' Bleach villain better instead[[/note]]. Then the description of Bracelet of Time mentions that the witch [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Eva]] made a contract with the legendary dark knight. (Marriage contract?)
29th May '17 7:41:34 PM harharhar
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* Artwork from the first game showing a smiling [[TheAntiGod Queen Sheba]] holding a framed picture of [[{{God}} Jubileus]], who is striking a two-handed V-for-victory pose.

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* Artwork from the first game showing a smiling [[TheAntiGod Queen Sheba]] holding a framed picture of [[{{God}} Jubileus]], who is striking a two-handed V-for-victory pose.pose.
* Some item descriptions in the game can be unintentionally funny to some people. For example, the accessory Eternal Testimony is said to be made by a witch queen named '''''[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Aizen]]'''''[[note]While there is a Buddhist deity named Aizen Myō'ō, some people who read manga might remember the ''male'' Bleach villain better instead[[/note]]. Then the description of Bracelet of Time mentions that the witch [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Eva]] made a contract with the legendary dark knight. (Marriage contract?)
29th May '17 1:25:52 PM ErikModi
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** Depending on your sense of humour, using a torture attack on the Joys for the first time. Probably because it comes the fuck out of nowhere, and looks like some S&M-type shit.

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** Depending on your sense of humour, using a torture attack on the Joys for the first time. Probably because it comes the fuck out of nowhere, Like all Torture Attacks, uses an actually medieval torture device (the wooden horse), and adds some significant BDSM elements. To some, it looks like some S&M-type shit.a very painful and torturous way to go. . . [[SafeSaneAndConsensual for others, just a perfect end to a romantic evening.]]
17th May '17 1:24:42 PM Dravencour
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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.

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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, gameplay aside from asskicking and the occasional Torture Attack, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.
8th May '17 10:42:30 PM Dravencour
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-->'''Bayonetta:''' I've often seen a girl without lipstick, but lipstick without a girl? Most curious, isn't it, Cheshire?
6th May '17 3:12:56 PM Dravencour
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* Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.
--> '''Bayonetta:''' If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''({{Beat}})'' Well, a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs crying baby cockroach]] would be truly terrible...
** Bonus points for Bayonetta checking the floor [[YouJustHadToSayIt in case there REALLY is a crying baby cockroach]]!

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* The first time Cereza calls Bayonetta "Mummy" is both adorable and hilarious, just for Bayonetta's reactions alone.
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Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.
--> ---> '''Bayonetta:''' If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''({{Beat}})'' Well, a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs crying baby cockroach]] would be truly terrible...
** *** Bonus points for Bayonetta checking the floor [[YouJustHadToSayIt in case there REALLY is a crying baby cockroach]]!
6th May '17 3:07:25 PM Dravencour
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--->'''Luka:''' Is that cat your friend?
--->'''Cereza:''' Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. He's cute, isn't he?
--->'''Luka:''' *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name...

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--->'''Luka:''' -->'''Luka:''' Is that cat your friend?
--->'''Cereza:''' -->'''Cereza:''' Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. He's cute, isn't he?
--->'''Luka:''' -->'''Luka:''' *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name...
2nd May '17 2:06:59 PM Dravencour
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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on? Yup, it's an Affinity.

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* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on? on when Fortitudo floods the city with lava? Yup, it's an Affinity.



** Just Bayonetta with the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] outfit. Why? She's wielding the '''[[HolyBurnsEvil Master Sword]]''', something the likes of Bayonetta's standings should not be able to even get near! And the fact she's using it to [[{{Irony}} kill heavenly beings]] make it even better!

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** Just Bayonetta with the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] outfit. Why? She's wielding the '''[[HolyBurnsEvil Master Sword]]''', something the likes of Bayonetta's standings Bayonetta (a witch who made a pact with a demon and uses demons as weapons) should not be able to even get near! And the fact she's using it to [[{{Irony}} kill heavenly beings]] make it even better!



* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about moon-driven technology and demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, will use the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her innocent students.
** It gets better. Her superhero name is [[CuteyHoney Cutie J]]. Jeanne is a ''magical girl superheroine'' in her off time, wielding a weapon powered by [[SailorMoon the moon]].

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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about moon-driven technology and demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] [[BadassTeacher high school teacher, teacher]], will use the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her innocent students.
** It gets better. Her superhero name is [[CuteyHoney Cutie J]]. Jeanne is a ''magical girl ''{{magical girl}} superheroine'' in her off time, wielding a weapon powered by [[SailorMoon the moon]].
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