History Funny / Bayonetta

11th Jan '17 2:18:29 PM AnotherGuy
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* After all has been said and done in the fight with Temperantia, the boss has been knocked down, his arms have been ripped off, and his face is a visceral mess. To add insult to injury, Bayonetta's used a gasoline tanker to make a cherub statue urinate gas all over him. She stomps down on the trail of fuel to ignite it, and the camera follows the flame as it gets closer to the boss... and then everything stops. The flame, the boss's laughter, even the music. [[{{Beat}} There's a pause...]] and then Bayonetta gives the most annoyed, disappointed, do-I-have-to-do-''everything''-around-here sigh before she shoots over her shoulder without even looking. [[GroinAttack The bullet goes up the cherub's urethra.]] Cue StuffBlowingUp and the statue's head flying into the air, [[CrossesTheLineTwice crying gasoline.]]

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* After all has been said and done in the fight with Temperantia, the boss has been knocked down, his arms have been ripped off, and his face is a visceral mess. To [[https://youtu.be/_jbedRJY25U?t=8m2s add insult to injury, injury]], Bayonetta's used a gasoline tanker to make a cherub statue urinate gas all over him. She stomps down on the trail of fuel to ignite it, and the camera follows the flame as it gets closer to the boss... and then everything stops. The flame, the boss's laughter, even the music. [[{{Beat}} There's a pause...]] and then Bayonetta gives the most annoyed, disappointed, do-I-have-to-do-''everything''-around-here sigh before she shoots over her shoulder without even looking. [[GroinAttack The bullet goes up the cherub's urethra.]] Cue StuffBlowingUp and the statue's head flying into the air, [[CrossesTheLineTwice crying gasoline.]]
5th Jan '17 9:03:43 AM ThraggLootrippa
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* The [[RunningGag first time Bayonetta wrecks Enzo's car]]. Her facial expression is ''priceless''. And then during the credits, Bayonetta and Jeanne break Enzo's brand new car.

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* The [[RunningGag first time Bayonetta wrecks Enzo's car]]. Her facial expression is ''priceless''. ''priceless'', and the music stops dead in its tracks. And then during the credits, Bayonetta and Jeanne break Enzo's other brand new car.



* When Bayonetta and Luka are outside the Vigrid Air Base, Luka uses his grappling hook to grab Bayonetta from a crumbling ledge, and then Luka holds her in his arms while romantic music plays, leading the player into thinking that there's gonna be a really romantic moment between the two of them...but right when the two are about to kiss, they fly away from each other while the music slowly comes to a halt, and then Luka slams into a wall. The whole delivery and timing of this scene is ''perfect''.

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* When Bayonetta and Luka are outside the Vigrid Air Base, Luka uses his grappling hook to grab Bayonetta from a crumbling ledge, and then Luka holds her in his arms while romantic music plays, leading the player into thinking that there's gonna be a really romantic moment between the two of them... but right when the two are about to kiss, they fly away from each other while the music slowly comes to a halt, and then Luka slams into a wall. The whole delivery and timing of this scene is ''perfect''.



* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, used the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her students.
** Her superhero name: "Cutie J"

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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about moon-driven technology and demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, used will use the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her innocent students.
** It gets better. Her superhero name: "Cutie J"name is [[CuteyHoney Cutie J]]. Jeanne is a ''magical girl superheroine'' in her off time, wielding a weapon powered by [[SailorMoon the moon]].
26th Dec '16 8:42:13 PM AuraXtreme
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** The first time you fight a Golem, it's entirely possible to miss filling the Climax gauge because you dropped your controller/[=GamePad=] laughing too hard.
30th May '16 5:58:14 AM ReynTime250
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--> Bayonetta: Time to go Vroom!

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--> Bayonetta: Time "Time to go Vroom!Vroom!"
30th May '16 5:57:28 AM ReynTime250
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--> Bayonetta: Time to go Vroom!
16th Mar '16 2:37:05 PM Arawn999
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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, used the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her students as "[[MagicalGirl Cutie J]]".

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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, used the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her students as "[[MagicalGirl Cutie J]]".students.
16th Mar '16 2:36:18 PM Arawn999
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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a high school teacher, used the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her students.

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* Jeanne's description for the Bloody Moon weapon. Starts off normal at first, going on about demons in the weaponry, but then right the fuck out of nowhere starts talking about how Jeanne, disguised as a [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} mild-mannered]] high school teacher, used the weapon to cut the ribbon and start class on the "finer points of justice" and defend her students.students as "[[MagicalGirl Cutie J]]".
16th Mar '16 2:33:47 PM Arawn999
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* Luka claims that if Bayonetta offed him, she'd make a lot of young ladies unhappy: [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Claire]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Trish]], [[VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe Sylvia]], and [[{{VideoGame/Okami}} Ammy]]. All references to Hideki Kamiya games.

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* Luka claims that if Bayonetta offed him, she'd make a lot of young ladies unhappy: [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Claire]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Trish]], [[VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe Sylvia]], and [[{{VideoGame/Okami}} Ammy]]. All references to Hideki Kamiya games.games.
* Artwork from the first game showing a smiling [[TheAntiGod Queen Sheba]] holding a framed picture of [[{{God}} Jubileus]], who is striking a two-handed V-for-victory pose.
19th Jan '16 9:59:51 AM MattDruzian
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* Luka and Cereza's escape from near death on Isle del Sol, complete with AudibleGleam - for Luka, Cereza, ''and'' her doll, Cheshire!

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* Luka and Cereza's escape from near death on Isle Isla del Sol, complete with AudibleGleam - for Luka, Cereza, ''and'' her doll, Cheshire!
12th Jan '16 3:15:52 PM MisterDrBob2
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* Luka claims that if Bayonetta offed him, she'd make a lot of young ladies unhappy: [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Claire]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Trish]], [[VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe Sylvia]], and {{VideoGame/Okami Ammy}}. All references to Hideki Kamiya games.

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* Luka claims that if Bayonetta offed him, she'd make a lot of young ladies unhappy: [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Claire]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Trish]], [[VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe Sylvia]], and {{VideoGame/Okami Ammy}}.[[{{VideoGame/Okami}} Ammy]]. All references to Hideki Kamiya games.
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