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* "A very big ball of string."

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* "A Shreck pleading for his life before Catwoman's wrath.
-->'''Shreck:''' I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss.
-->[''Catwoman's whip cracks'']
-->'''Shreck:''' Money...jewels...a
very big ball of string."
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--> '''Alfred:''' Must you be the ''only'' lonely man-beast in town?

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--> '''Alfred:''' Must you be the ''only'' lonely man-beast in town?town?
* After Selina trashes her apartment, the "HELLO THERE" sign subsequently says "HELL HERE".
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**Shortly after that, with the mayoral campaign in full swing, Penguin gets the opportunity to pin an "Oswald for Mayor" button on the chest of a starry-eyed, ''buxom'' Copplepot supporter; Penguin looks like he needs a cold shower afterwards.
-->'''Penguin:''' "I could really get into this mayor stuff! It's about reaching out to people! Touching people! ''Groping people!''"
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** As Shreck was being taken, he tries to pet a penguin, only for it to squawk at him.
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* "I was their number-one son, and they treated me like number two."
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** Later, Catwoman interrupts a confrontation between Batman and Penguin by back-flipping out of a department store. [[{{Beat}} Everyone shares a tense, quiet look]]. Then:
-->'''Catwoman''': "Meow."
-->'''Department Store''': *BOOM*
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* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!"

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* "HI "HIYA MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!"
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--> '''Alfred:'''Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?

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--> '''Alfred:'''Must '''Alfred:''' Must you be the only ''only'' lonely man-beast in town?
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-->'''Catwoman:''' ''(SlasherSmile)'' As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Life's a bitch, now so am I.]]

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-->'''Catwoman:''' ''(SlasherSmile)'' As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Life's a bitch, now so am I.]]



-->''[[WouldHitAGirl (Tosses Catwoman to the ground)]]''

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-->''[[WouldHitAGirl (Tosses -->''(Tosses Catwoman to the ground)]]''ground)''
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* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!" ItMakesSenseInContext.

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* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!" ItMakesSenseInContext.HAND!"
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** And then, right after that, Schreck turns to the room and says, "Let's MAKE a MAYOR!", giving the double V for Victory sign at the end of it.
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--> '''Selina''' ''[gasping as she leans into Bruce]:'' Actually... semi-hard, I'd say.

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--> '''Selina''' ''[gasping as she leans into Bruce]:'' Actually... semi-hard, I'd say.say.
*When Bruce is investigating the Penguin, Alfred gives this zinger:
--> '''Alfred:'''Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?
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-->'''Schreck''': Selina! Selina Kyle! You're fired. ''(to unmasked Batman)'' Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up as Batman?\\

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-->'''Schreck''': Selina! Selina Kyle! You're fired. ''(to unmasked Batman)'' Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up as like Batman?\\



** Followed by Schreck's Deadpan reply, "Was." and he shoots Batman.

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** Followed by Schreck's Deadpan reply, "Was." as he aims his gun and he shoots Batman.
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**Later, they meet again:
-->'''Batman:''' Eat floor...
-->''[[WouldHitAGirl (Tosses Catwoman to the ground)]]''
-->'''Batman:''' High fiber.
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** Penguin screaming because he lost control of the Batmobile, then Batman breaks the screen.

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** Penguin screaming because he lost control of the Batmobile, then Batman [[TalkToTheFist breaks the screen.screen]].



*** Especially once the Penguin starts violently shaking the thing backwards and forwards like an infuriated child. This in turn causes the van to start rocking around; to someone seeing it on the street, it looks like the Penguin's having a ''real'' good time in there with someone...

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*** Especially once the Penguin starts violently shaking the thing backwards and forwards like an infuriated child. This in turn causes the van to start rocking around; to someone people seeing it on the street, it looks like the Penguin's having a ''real'' good time in there with someone...



* BANG!*\\

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* BANG!*\\*BANG!*\\
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* A very subtle one occurs in the climax. After Batman narrowly dodges some torpedoes, he glances back with a look on his face that says "Did I seriously almost get killed by missile-launching penguins?".

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* A very subtle one occurs in the climax. After Batman narrowly dodges some torpedoes, he glances back with a look on his face that says "Did I seriously almost get killed by missile-launching penguins?".penguins?".
* This one takes place while Bruce and Selina are dancing at the party:
--> '''Bruce:''' So, no hard feelings, I hope?
--> '''Selina''' ''[gasping as she leans into Bruce]:'' Actually... semi-hard, I'd say.
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* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!" ItMakesSenseInContext.

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* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!" ItMakesSenseInContext.ItMakesSenseInContext.
* A very subtle one occurs in the climax. After Batman narrowly dodges some torpedoes, he glances back with a look on his face that says "Did I seriously almost get killed by missile-launching penguins?".
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-->'''Max:''' Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?
-->'''Catwoman:''' ''(rolling her eyes)'' Because he ''is'' Batman, you moron!
-->'''Max:''' ''Was''.
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-->'''Max:''' Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?
-->'''Catwoman:''' ''(rolling her eyes)'' Because he ''is'' Batman, you moron!
-->'''Max:''' ''Was''.
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* "A very big ball of string."

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* "A very big ball of string.""
* "HI MAX! REMEMBER ME? I'M FRED'S HAND!" ItMakesSenseInContext.
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** With the emphasis put on that last word, it's almost ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.

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** With the emphasis put on that last word, it's almost ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.
* "A very big ball of string."
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* "Right now, my troops are fanning out across town for your children! Yes, for your firstborn sons! The one you left defenseless at home so you can dress up like jerks, get juiced, and dance... badly!"
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*** Especially once the Penguin starts violently shaking the thing backwards and forwards like an infuriated child.

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*** Especially once the Penguin starts violently shaking the thing backwards and forwards like an infuriated child. This in turn causes the van to start rocking around; to someone seeing it on the street, it looks like the Penguin's having a ''real'' good time in there with someone...
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* When Selina and Bruce realize who the other one ''really'' is at a posh party as they're ''dancing'', Selina blurts worriedly, "Oh, my God. Does this mean we have to start ''fighting''?"
** Might also count as a TearJerker considering Selina was in tears and seemed genuinely dismayed at the prospect.
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--> Penguin: Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes, for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless, at home, so you could dress up like jerks, get juiced, and dance... ''badly.''

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--> Penguin: '''Penguin:''' Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes, for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless, at home, so you could dress up like jerks, get juiced, and dance... ''badly.''
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* Let's admit it: Catwoman got all the best lines.

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* After Batman gets control of the Batmobile back from the Penguin, the car is heading toward a narrow alley. Trying to get away from the cops pursuing him, Batman taps the button to change the 'Mobile into the Bat-Missile. Nothing happens; "That's funny." He taps it again a few times, to no avail, and the alley getting closer; "Okay, now I'm a little worried!" Finally he PUNCHES the button, which does the job at the last minute.
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* After Batman gets control of the Batmobile back from the Penguin, the car is heading toward a narrow alley. Trying to get away from the cops pursuing him, Batman taps the button to change the 'Mobile into the Bat-Missile. Nothing happens; "That's funny." He taps it again a few times, to no avail, and the alley getting closer; "Okay, now I'm a little worried!" Finally he PUNCHES all of the button, buttons, which does the job at the last minute.
----* Penguin's arrival at Max's party.
--> Penguin: Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes, for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless, at home, so you could dress up like jerks, get juiced, and dance... ''badly.''
** With the emphasis put on that last word, it's almost ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.
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*After Batman gets control of the Batmobile back from the Penguin, the car is heading toward a narrow alley. Trying to get away from the cops pursuing him, Batman taps the button to change the 'Mobile into the Bat-Missile. Nothing happens; "That's funny." He taps it again a few times, to no avail, and the alley getting closer; "Okay, now I'm a little worried!" Finally he PUNCHES the button, which does the job at the last minute.

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--> '''Penguin:''' [being pelted with fruits and vegetables] [[LampshadeHanging Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!]]

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--> '''Penguin:''' [being [[[ProducePelting being pelted with fruits and vegetables] vegetables]]] [[LampshadeHanging Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!]]
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-->'''Schreck''': ''(to unmasked Batman)'' Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up as Batman?\\

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-->'''Schreck''': Selina! Selina Kyle! You're fired. ''(to unmasked Batman)'' Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up as Batman?\\

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