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* One question in Grunty's Furnace Fun asking about the cellars in Mad Monster Mansion has the option "The words; ''Get Lost Banjo''".

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[[AC: Banjo-Kazooie]]
* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Kazooie'', Banjo ''sleeps'' through his sister's kidnapping, with his backpack, Kazooie included, hanging on a hat stand. Eventually, Kazooie gets fed up and shouts at Banjo, rocking the stand so much it falls over!

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[[AC: Banjo-Kazooie]]
* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Kazooie'', beginning, Banjo ''sleeps'' through his sister's kidnapping, with his backpack, Kazooie included, hanging on a hat stand. Eventually, Kazooie gets fed up and shouts at Banjo, rocking the stand so much it falls over!



[[AC: Banjo-Tooie]]
* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing. Well, there's also the fact that Mingella and Blobbelda are fed up with the rhyming and tell her to stop.
* A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy, she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...
--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been![[note]] We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]][[/note]]
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude. Consider her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
--> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...
* Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue:
-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak''': You were going to steal my Jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?
-->'''Kazooie''': [[BrutalHonesty Something like that.]]
** You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.
* In the first level of ''Tooie'', when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he's about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* In ''Tooie'', whene you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]
* Gruntilda's full name. Could count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.
-->'''Grunty''': You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!
-->'''Kazooie''': Winkybunion? Is that your last name then?
-->'''Grunty''': Err...um, no. [[BlatantLies Of course not]]. But don't you go telling anyone or I'll sue you...
-->'''Banjo''': Whatever you say, Winky!
* If you lose to the FinalBoss in ''Tooie'' and try again:
-->'''Grunty:''' Back for more, eh?\\
'''Banjo:''' Just shut that hatch, and let's get on with it.\\
'''Grunty:''' Fair enough.
* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evacuate because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a distraction]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and tell the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.
-->'''Banjo:''' Playing cards, actually.
-->'''Jamjars:''' Typical.
* When Mumbo brings the alien parent on Hailfire Peaks back to life, the alien asks for help in finding his children, promising gifts in exchange for help. Mumbo has this to say:
-->'''Mumbo:''' Mumbo like gifts! But not tacky alien merchandise!
* The scene where the alien parent falls out of the ship is also pretty funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.
-->'''Alien Parent:''' Urrgmph! Never mind, I'm okay!... Wait a minute... No, I'm not... I'm... dead...
* In ''Tooie'', you can drive the submarine inside the giant fish in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. That's right: you can transform into a submarine, get eaten by a fish, and drive around in its guts. That's not all: it can be taken on "land." It still functions.
* This quote by Gruntilda when she turns on the toxic gas function of the Hag 1, which suggests that she smelled some sorts of toxic gases previously. Makes sense, now that she's [[DemBones nothing but bones and eyes]].
-->'''Gruntilda''': Cyanide and mustard gas, my favorite!
* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by [[ItsQuietTooQuiet this exchange]]:
-->'''Banjo''': Hey, Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone in here.
-->'''[[MetaGuy Kazooie]]''': Oh yes there is. The music's changed. Every time that happens, we always end up in a fight...
* In Mayahem Temple of the second game, one of the guards won't let you participate in a game because the sport is only open to the Stonies that live in the area. Obvious solution: use Humba Wumba's magic to turn Banjo and Kazooie into a Stony. Hilariously, this doesn't work... except it does:
-->'''Guard''': Hmmm... I don't know, that backpack looks kinda familiar...\\
'''Kazooie''': Are you saying we're a bear and bird in an elaborate disguise trying to cheat our way in?\\
'''Guard''': Yep, it's pretty obvious. But they're a bit short on players, so you might as well go in.
* In ''Tooie'', there's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even the GETJIGGY cheat code if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...
-->'''Madame Grunty''': You win a beating! I like this one!
** One can almost imagine a cheeky grin as she says this.
** If you have the HONEYBACK cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.

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[[AC: Banjo-Tooie]]
* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing. Well, there's also the fact that Mingella and Blobbelda are fed up with the rhyming and tell her to stop.
* A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy, she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...
--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been![[note]] We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]][[/note]]
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude. Consider her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
--> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...
* Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue:
-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak''': You were going to steal my Jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?
-->'''Kazooie''': [[BrutalHonesty Something like that.]]
** You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.
* In the first level of ''Tooie'', when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he's about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* In ''Tooie'', whene you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]
* Gruntilda's full name. Could count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.
-->'''Grunty''': You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!
-->'''Kazooie''': Winkybunion? Is that your last name then?
-->'''Grunty''': Err...um, no. [[BlatantLies Of course not]]. But don't you go telling anyone or I'll sue you...
-->'''Banjo''': Whatever you say, Winky!
* If you lose to the FinalBoss in ''Tooie'' and try again:
-->'''Grunty:''' Back for more, eh?\\
'''Banjo:''' Just shut that hatch, and let's get on with it.\\
'''Grunty:''' Fair enough.
* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evacuate because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a distraction]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and tell the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.
-->'''Banjo:''' Playing cards, actually.
-->'''Jamjars:''' Typical.
* When Mumbo brings the alien parent on Hailfire Peaks back to life, the alien asks for help in finding his children, promising gifts in exchange for help. Mumbo has this to say:
-->'''Mumbo:''' Mumbo like gifts! But not tacky alien merchandise!
* The scene where the alien parent falls out of the ship is also pretty funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.
-->'''Alien Parent:''' Urrgmph! Never mind, I'm okay!... Wait a minute... No, I'm not... I'm... dead...
* In ''Tooie'', you can drive the submarine inside the giant fish in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. That's right: you can transform into a submarine, get eaten by a fish, and drive around in its guts. That's not all: it can be taken on "land." It still functions.
* This quote by Gruntilda when she turns on the toxic gas function of the Hag 1, which suggests that she smelled some sorts of toxic gases previously. Makes sense, now that she's [[DemBones nothing but bones and eyes]].
-->'''Gruntilda''': Cyanide and mustard gas, my favorite!
* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by [[ItsQuietTooQuiet this exchange]]:
-->'''Banjo''': Hey, Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone in here.
-->'''[[MetaGuy Kazooie]]''': Oh yes there is. The music's changed. Every time that happens, we always end up in a fight...
* In Mayahem Temple of the second game, one of the guards won't let you participate in a game because the sport is only open to the Stonies that live in the area. Obvious solution: use Humba Wumba's magic to turn Banjo and Kazooie into a Stony. Hilariously, this doesn't work... except it does:
-->'''Guard''': Hmmm... I don't know, that backpack looks kinda familiar...\\
'''Kazooie''': Are you saying we're a bear and bird in an elaborate disguise trying to cheat our way in?\\
'''Guard''': Yep, it's pretty obvious. But they're a bit short on players, so you might as well go in.
* In ''Tooie'', there's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even the GETJIGGY cheat code if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...
-->'''Madame Grunty''': You win a beating! I like this one!
** One can almost imagine a cheeky grin as she says this.
** If you have the HONEYBACK cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.
[[Funny/BanjoTooie Banjo-Tooie]]]]

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--> '''Banjo:''' Kazooie!!!

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--> '''Banjo:''' Kazooie!!!(''appalled'') [[WhatTheHellHero Kazooie!!!]]



* One of Grunty's questions in Grunty's Furnace Fun plays a voice clip of a character talking, and then you have to guess who the voice belongs to. If Banjo happens to be one of the options listed, he's called (rather than something like "Banjo the Bear" or simply "Banjo") ''Banjo the Stupid Fat Bear''. Even in Grunty's Furnace Fun, he can't get away from her insults!

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* One of Grunty's questions in Grunty's Furnace Fun plays a voice clip of a character talking, and then you have to guess who the voice belongs to. If Banjo happens to be one of the options listed, he's called (rather than something like "Banjo the Bear" or simply "Banjo") ''Banjo ''[[BigStupidDoodooHead Banjo the Stupid Fat Bear''.Bear]]''. Even in Grunty's Furnace Fun, he can't get away from her insults!
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** The level introductions are parodies of the openings to 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s TV series, complete with their theme music. Specifically, Nutty Acres parodies ''Series/{{Dallas}}'', Logbox 720 spoofs ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'', Banjoland pays tribute to ''Series/TheLoveBoat'', the Jiggoseum references ''Series/{{Dynasty}}'', and the Terrarium of Terror is a take-off of ''Series/LostInSpace''. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.

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** The level introductions are parodies of the openings to 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s TV series, complete with their theme music. Specifically, Nutty Acres parodies ''Series/{{Dallas}}'', Logbox 720 spoofs ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'', Banjoland pays tribute to ''Series/TheLoveBoat'', the Jiggoseum references ''Series/{{Dynasty}}'', ''Series/Dynasty1981'', and the Terrarium of Terror is a take-off of ''Series/LostInSpace''. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.
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-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak''': You were going to steal my jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?

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-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak''': You were going to steal my jiggy Jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?



* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by this exchange:

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* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by [[ItsQuietTooQuiet this exchange:exchange]]:



-->'''Madame Grunty''': "You win a beating. Like this!"

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-->'''Madame Grunty''': "You You win a beating. Like this!"beating! I like this one!
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* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. Or the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, or his couch seat spring up and launch him.

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* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. Or the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, or his couch seat will spring up and to launch him.him away.
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* One of Grunty's questions in Grunty's Furnace Fun plays a voice clip of a character talking, and then you have to guess who the voice belongs to. If Banjo happens to be one of the options listed, he's called (rather than something like "Banjo the Bear" or simply "Banjo") ''Banjo the Stupid Fat Bear''. Even in Grunty's Furnace Fun, he can't get away from her insults!
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* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes: Tooty a washing machine cauldron and an ugly Grunty doll. This exchange happens:

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* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes: Tooty Tooty, a washing machine cauldron and an ugly Grunty doll. This exchange happens:
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* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing.

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* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing. Well, there's also the fact that Mingella and Blobbelda are fed up with the rhyming and tell her to stop.

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* The IdleAnimation in both games. In the first game Kazooie will occasionally pop from Banjo's bag and pester him with playful pecks on his head. Wait long enough and Banjo will get fed up with that and ''throttle'' Kazooie a few times.
* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes, with the top one being Tooty. This exchange happens:

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* The IdleAnimation in both games. In the first game Kazooie will occasionally pop from Banjo's bag and pester him with playful pecks on his head. Wait long enough and Banjo will get fed up with that and ''throttle'' ''throttles'' Kazooie a few times.
* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes, with the top one being Tooty.prizes: Tooty a washing machine cauldron and an ugly Grunty doll. This exchange happens:



--> '''Tooty:''' Me! Me! [[RuleOfThree Me]]!

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--> '''Tooty:''' Me! Me! [[RuleOfThree Me]]!Me!



** What makes it even funnier is that one of the other prizes is an incredibly grotesque doll, made in Grunty's likeness. The player will be forgiven in thinking Kazooie was proposing they take ''that''.
** The sequence after Banjo and Kazooie save Tooty and after the "credits" pass. Mumbo, Bottles and Banjo and Kazooie are having a cookout in celebration. Just then, Tooty comes out and tells them that they haven't defeated Grunty. Banjo decides to go back to the lair, despite Kazooie complaining and whacking him with her cup.
* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. And the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, and his couch seat will do the same as his bed.

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** What makes it even funnier is that one of the other prizes is an incredibly grotesque doll, made in Grunty's likeness. The player will be forgiven in thinking Kazooie was proposing they take ''that''.
**
* The sequence after Banjo and Kazooie save Tooty and after the "credits" pass. Mumbo, Bottles and Banjo and Kazooie are having a cookout in celebration. Just then, Tooty comes out and tells them complains that they haven't defeated Grunty. Banjo decides to go back to the lair, despite Kazooie complaining and whacking him with her cup.
* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. And Or the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, and or his couch seat will do the same as his bed.spring up and launch him.



--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]
* Cheating by attempting to unlock levels will cause Grunty to appear and threaten to erase the save file. Do it again, and I shit you not, she actually does it. It can double as NightmareFuel for some.

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--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]
* Cheating by attempting to unlock levels will cause Grunty to appear and threaten to erase the save file. Do it again, and I we shit you not, she actually does it. It can may double as NightmareFuel for some.



* The ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' series as a whole is hilarious, but a classic bit comes from ''Tooie.'' A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...

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* The ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' series as a whole is hilarious, but a classic bit comes from ''Tooie.'' A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she Jiggy, she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...



* Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue in ''Tooie'':

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* Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue in ''Tooie'':dialogue:



* You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.
* In the first level of ''Tooie'', when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he is about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* In ''Tooie'', whenever you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]

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* ** You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.
* In the first level of ''Tooie'', when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he is he's about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* In ''Tooie'', whenever whene you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]



* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evac because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a gag]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and relate the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.

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* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evac evacuate because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a gag]].distraction]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and relate tell the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.



-->'''Alien Parent:''' Urrgmph! Never mind, I'm okay!...Wait a minute...No, I'm not...I'm...dead...

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-->'''Alien Parent:''' Urrgmph! Never mind, I'm okay!... Wait a minute...minute... No, I'm not...I'm...not... I'm... dead...



* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by this exchange near the end of the second game:

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* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by this exchange near the end of the second game:exchange:



-->'''Madame Grunty''': "You win a beating. I like this one!"

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-->'''Madame Grunty''': "You win a beating. I like this one!"Like this!"



** If you have the HONEYGET cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.

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** If you have the HONEYGET HONEYBACK cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.
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* Cheating by attempting to unlock levels will cause Grunty to appear and threaten to erase the save file. Do it again, and I shit you not, she actually does it. It can double as [[Nightmare Fuel]] for some

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* Cheating by attempting to unlock levels will cause Grunty to appear and threaten to erase the save file. Do it again, and I shit you not, she actually does it. It can double as [[Nightmare Fuel]] for some
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-->'''Kazooie:''' Playing cards, actually.

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-->'''Kazooie:''' -->'''Banjo:''' Playing cards, actually.

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* The IdleAnimation in both games.
** In the first game Kazooie will occasionally pop from Banjo's bag and pester him with playful pecks on his head. Wait long enough and Banjo will get fed up with that and ''throttle'' Kazooie a few times.

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* The IdleAnimation in both games.
**
games. In the first game Kazooie will occasionally pop from Banjo's bag and pester him with playful pecks on his head. Wait long enough and Banjo will get fed up with that and ''throttle'' Kazooie a few times.



--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been!
** We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]]
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude.
** Her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
---> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\

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--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been!
**
been![[note]] We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]]
]][[/note]]
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude.
** Her
magnitude. Consider her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
---> --> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\



-->'''Kazooie''': [[{{BrutalHonesty}} Something like that.]]
** You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.

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-->'''Kazooie''': [[{{BrutalHonesty}} [[BrutalHonesty Something like that.]]
** * You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.



* In Tooie, whenever you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]
* Gruntilda's full name. That is all.

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* In Tooie, ''Tooie'', whenever you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]
* Gruntilda's full name. That is all.Could count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.



** Could count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.



* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evac because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a gag]]) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and relate the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.

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* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evac because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a gag]]) gag]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and relate the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.



** The scene where the alien parent falls out of the ship is also pretty funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.

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** * The scene where the alien parent falls out of the ship is also pretty funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.



* This quote by Gruntilda when she turns on the toxic gas function of the Hag 1, which suggests that she smelled some shorts of toxic gases previously. Makes sense, now that she's [[DemBones nothing but bones and eyes]].

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* This quote by Gruntilda when she turns on the toxic gas function of the Hag 1, which suggests that she smelled some shorts sorts of toxic gases previously. Makes sense, now that she's [[DemBones nothing but bones and eyes]].



** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan (Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"

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** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan (Polluting (polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it) it). Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"



** Mumbo also reveals that he wanted to do a ChariotRace, but changed his mind because the tow bars proved unreliable. That's right, even the ''game'' thinks those things are a ScrappyMechanic.

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** * Mumbo also reveals that he wanted to do a ChariotRace, but changed his mind because the tow bars proved unreliable. That's right, even the ''game'' thinks those things are a ScrappyMechanic.
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** Mumbo also reveals that he wanted to do a ChariotRace, but changed his mind because the tow bars proved unreliable. That's right, even the ''game'' things those things are a ScrappyMechanic.

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** Mumbo also reveals that he wanted to do a ChariotRace, but changed his mind because the tow bars proved unreliable. That's right, even the ''game'' things thinks those things are a ScrappyMechanic.
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** We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]]
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* In ''Tooie'', there's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even [[spoiler:the GETJIGGY cheat code]] if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...

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* In ''Tooie'', there's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even [[spoiler:the the GETJIGGY cheat code]] code if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...



** If you have the [[spoiler:HONEYGET]] cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.

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** If you have the [[spoiler:HONEYGET]] HONEYGET cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.



** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan ([[spoiler:Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it]]) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"

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** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan ([[spoiler:Polluting (Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it]]) it) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"
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--->'''L.O.G.:''' No, no, no... it's too painful to watch. [[TakeThat Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things!]]
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* The setup for one of L.O.G's Lost Challenges involves Mumbo inviting Banjo to a monster truck race... because he wants to offload some of his [[CasanovaWannabe "lady admirers"]] to his "loser friends".
-->'''Banjo:''' I don't... I can't... Where do we even start with a plan like that?
** Mumbo also reveals that he wanted to do a ChariotRace, but changed his mind because the tow bars proved unreliable. That's right, even the ''game'' things those things are a ScrappyMechanic.
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* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing.
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** Could count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.

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** Could count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.
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--> '''Grunty:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]

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--> '''Grunty:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]
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--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]

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--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards [[EveryoneHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]
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* ''Nuts And Bolts'' is by far the most self-aware installment in the series, constantly pointing out the poor logic of the game's universe. Some examples;

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** The level introductions are parodies of 80's sitcoms, complete with their theme music. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.

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** The level introductions are parodies of 80's sitcoms, the openings to 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s TV series, complete with their theme music.music. Specifically, Nutty Acres parodies ''Series/{{Dallas}}'', Logbox 720 spoofs ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'', Banjoland pays tribute to ''Series/TheLoveBoat'', the Jiggoseum references ''Series/{{Dynasty}}'', and the Terrarium of Terror is a take-off of ''Series/LostInSpace''. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.



* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has to reset it. Can be [[ScrappyMechanic annoying to some]], but the sheer fact that Rare programmed that in as an occasional thing is hilarious in itself.

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* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when When you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has to reset it. Can be [[ScrappyMechanic annoying to some]], but the sheer fact that Rare programmed that in as an occasional thing is hilarious in itself.
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* The ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' series as a whole is hilarious, but a classic bit comes from ''Tooie.'' A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...
--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been!
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude.
** Her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
---> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...

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[[AC: Banjo-Kazooie]]
* The ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' series as a whole is hilarious, but a classic bit comes from ''Tooie.'' A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...
--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been!
*
In the beginning of ''Banjo-Kazooie'', Banjo ''sleeps'' through his sister's kidnapping, with his backpack, Kazooie is included, hanging on a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as hat stand. Eventually, Kazooie gets fed up and shouts at Banjo, rocking the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] stand so much it falls over!
* Gruntilda's rhymes will forever be stuck in your head. (Repeating over
and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude.
** Her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
---> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...
over until you're dead?)



* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes, with the top one being Tooty. This exchange happens:
--> '''Banjo:''' Which one should we take?
--> '''Tooty:''' Me! Me! [[RuleOfThree Me]]!
--> '''Kazooie:''' Err... How about that grotty ugly thing?
--> '''Banjo:''' I think we should take Tooty.
--> '''Kazooie:''' That's what I meant!
--> '''Banjo:''' Kazooie!!!
** What makes it even funnier is that one of the other prizes is an incredibly grotesque doll, made in Grunty's likeness. The player will be forgiven in thinking Kazooie was proposing they take ''that''.
** The sequence after Banjo and Kazooie save Tooty and after the "credits" pass. Mumbo, Bottles and Banjo and Kazooie are having a cookout in celebration. Just then, Tooty comes out and tells them that they haven't defeated Grunty. Banjo decides to go back to the lair, despite Kazooie complaining and whacking him with her cup.
* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. And the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, and his couch seat will do the same as his bed.
* In the "Mad Monster Mansion" level after you get the jiggy from the toilet:
--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]

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* The ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'' series as a whole is hilarious, but a classic bit comes from ''Tooie.'' A really freaky character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...
--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been!
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude.
** Her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
---> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...



* Gruntilda's rhymes will forever be stuck in your head. (Repeating over and over until you're dead?)



* ''Nuts And Bolts'' is by far the most self-aware installment in the series, constantly pointing out the poor logic of the game's universe. Some examples;
** The [[SelfDeprecation "Pointless Collecting"]] challenge at the start of the game.
** Cleaning up the debris after the volcano erupts causes Humba to say "Good thing I had this Jiggy to give away as a reward in case a random emergency happened!"
** The level introductions are parodies of 80's sitcoms, complete with their theme music. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.
** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan ([[spoiler:Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it]]) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"
** Many of Mumbo's vehicle part descriptions:
---> '''Description for Chameleon:''' Vehicle go all wibbly and hard to see when bear press button. Like [[Film/{{Predator}} film with muscle man and big bad alien]].
---> '''Description for Spirit of Pants:''' Rubbish Rare website mascot now rubbish vehicle mascot. Not exactly flying lady like on sophisticated cars.
---> '''Description for [[VideoGame/VivaPinata Papery Pal]]:''' Bear put papery critter on vehicle and be filled with fun. Mumbo like 'Trouble in Paradise', recommend player buy it tomorrow.
** In Banjoland, a museum made up of elements from past games, the giant trash can appears, literally filled to the brim with copies of ''VideoGame/GrabbedByTheGhoulies'' boxes.
** Boggy appearing ''twice'' in one act, lampshaded by both Banjo and Kazooie.



* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Kazooie'', Banjo ''sleeps'' through his sister's kidnapping, with his backpack, Kazooie included, hanging on a hat stand. Eventually, Kazooie gets fed up and shouts at Banjo, rocking the stand so much it falls over!



* Upon finishing ''Grunty's Furnace Fun'', the duo are offered a choice of three prizes, with the top one being Tooty. This exchange happens:
--> '''Banjo:''' Which one should we take?
--> '''Tooty:''' Me! Me! [[RuleOfThree Me]]!
--> '''Kazooie:''' Err... How about that grotty ugly thing?
--> '''Banjo:''' I think we should take Tooty.
--> '''Kazooie:''' That's what I meant!
--> '''Banjo:''' Kazooie!!!
** What makes it even funnier is that one of the other prizes is an incredibly grotesque doll, made in Grunty's likeness. The player will be forgiven in thinking Kazooie was proposing they take ''that''.
** The sequence after Banjo and Kazooie save Tooty and after the "credits" pass. Mumbo, Bottles and Banjo and Kazooie are having a cookout in celebration. Just then, Tooty comes out and tells them that they haven't defeated Grunty. Banjo decides to go back to the lair, despite Kazooie complaining and whacking him with her cup.



* Every so often, when selecting a file in the original game, Banjo's bed will throw him out of the window. And the fireplace will turn along with the floor Banjo's standing on, trapping him behind the walls, and his couch seat will do the same as his bed.
* In the "Mad Monster Mansion" level after you get the jiggy from the toilet:
--> '''Grunty:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, you filthy bear!]]



* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has to reset it. Can be [[ScrappyMechanic annoying to some]], but the sheer fact that Rare programmed that in as an occasional thing is hilarious in itself.


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* ''Nuts And Bolts'' is by far the most self-aware installment in the series, constantly pointing out the poor logic of the game's universe. Some examples;
** The [[SelfDeprecation "Pointless Collecting"]] challenge at the start of the game.
** Cleaning up the debris after the volcano erupts causes Humba to say "Good thing I had this Jiggy to give away as a reward in case a random emergency happened!"
** The level introductions are parodies of 80's sitcoms, complete with their theme music. For some reason, people over 30 find this hilarious.
** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan ([[spoiler:Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it]]) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago involving [[VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing "...a genie and a giant pig.]]"
** Many of Mumbo's vehicle part descriptions:
---> '''Description for Chameleon:''' Vehicle go all wibbly and hard to see when bear press button. Like [[Film/{{Predator}} film with muscle man and big bad alien]].
---> '''Description for Spirit of Pants:''' Rubbish Rare website mascot now rubbish vehicle mascot. Not exactly flying lady like on sophisticated cars.
---> '''Description for [[VideoGame/VivaPinata Papery Pal]]:''' Bear put papery critter on vehicle and be filled with fun. Mumbo like 'Trouble in Paradise', recommend player buy it tomorrow.
** In Banjoland, a museum made up of elements from past games, the giant trash can appears, literally filled to the brim with copies of ''VideoGame/GrabbedByTheGhoulies'' boxes.
** Boggy appearing ''twice'' in one act, lampshaded by both Banjo and Kazooie.
* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has to reset it. Can be [[ScrappyMechanic annoying to some]], but the sheer fact that Rare programmed that in as an occasional thing is hilarious in itself.
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** Could count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the rare times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.

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** In the first game Kazooie will occasionally pop from Banjo's bag and pester him with playful pecks on his head. Wait long enough and Banjo will get fed up with that and ''throttle'' Kazooie a few times.
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---> '''Description for [[VivaPinata Papery Pal]]:''' Bear put papery critter on vehicle and be filled with fun. Mumbo like 'Trouble in Paradise', recommend player buy it tomorrow.

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---> '''Description for [[VivaPinata [[VideoGame/VivaPinata Papery Pal]]:''' Bear put papery critter on vehicle and be filled with fun. Mumbo like 'Trouble in Paradise', recommend player buy it tomorrow.
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-->'''Jamjars:''' Figures.

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-->'''Jamjars:''' Figures.Typical.
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* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has reset it.

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* In ''Nuts And Bolts'', when you're playing Klungo's arcade game, it occasionally crashes and Klungo has to reset it.it. Can be [[ScrappyMechanic annoying to some]], but the sheer fact that Rare programmed that in as an occasional thing is hilarious in itself.

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