History Funny / BadMovieBeatdown2010Episodes

--> "And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade WebAnimation/YouTubePoop on the big screen!"

* "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralyzation darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."

* "These scenes may have worked if Creator/BruceWillis and Andie [=MacDowell=] had any chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotely entertaining."

-->Film Brain: I expect the people making the films sympathize.

* His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[ArtisiticLicenseHistory history fail]] and [[ArtisticLicenseGeography geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.

* His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[ArtisitcLicenseHistory history fail]] and [[ArtisticLicenseGeography geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.

* When the US and Venezuelan ambassadors spot... ''something'' made of ConspicuousCG in the river.

* Throughout the review, Film Brain points out numerous overly dramatic shots that seem to exist only to make Creator/TomCruise [[RuleOfCool look as cool as possible.]] At one point, he describes it as Cruise "practically wiggling his cock into the camera."

* Film Brain summing up the absurdity of sending [[ColdSniper Agent Zero]] to kill [[NighInvulnerability Wolverine:]]

* When there's a random sex scene, he first wonders if he accidentally changed the TV to a porno channel. [[CovertPervert Then he gets out binoculars]].

* It starts with Professor Celluloid after a successful HostileShowTakeover. He then tries to review ''Film/DieHard.'' About a minute in, Celluloid gets punched from offscreen, and then it [[SmashCut smash cuts]] to Film Brain starting his intro as normal while nursing his sore hand.

--> '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]

-->'' [[Film/PulpFiction "HUMOR MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"]]''

* In the restaurant scene, after discussing how the scene is basically there as an AuthorTract based off of director CreatorMichaelWinner's experience as a food critic, Brain gets to the head chef.

--> You know, when you make a movie about shooting dead your enemies, you might want to afford a gun that ''fires'', to spare Ben Kingsley the indignity of [[SpecialEffectFailure being killed by a gunshot sound effect.]]

* "Look guys, there's a difference between parody and plagiarism! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING!"

--> '''Film Brain:''' No, go back into the house, not around the corner. See now there's [[TheDragon the evil dude!]] No, ''don't run towards the giant serpent, you fool!'' Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because [[TooDumbToLive you're stupid.]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're stupid and you're dead!]]

** "Quick, get Creator/ViggoMortensen and Creator/IanMcKellen on the boat! And get Creator/OrlandoBloom, too, [[TakeThat he's good for target practice!"]]

-->Film Brain: [[DudeNotFunny Wow, that was spectacularly unfunny. Go home and think about what you did]].

* When the US and Venezuelan ambassadors spot... ''something'' made of ConspicuousCGI in the river.

* His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[YouFailHistoryForever history fail]] and [[YouFailGeographyForever geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.

-->'''FilmBrain''': (with his camera moving exactly the same way) Guys, can we have a camera guy that isn't drunk please? Uh, hello?

* The beginning of the review shows Film Brain in Russia after being exiled for his unpopular reviews. He then gets a call from DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"

** Mocking John Woo's love of DisturbedDoves:

* Pretty much any of his fanboying before backtracking over how awesome Ryan Reynolds is in Wolverine.
* When he realises that the entrance of Deadpool is a ripoff of Darth Maul's entrance in ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'':
--> '''Film Brain''': [[TakeThat Why anyone would want to plagiarise the Phantom Menace is beyond me]], but quick! Get George Lucas' lawyers! He can make ''even more'' money!

-->'''Film Brain:''' ''Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!''

* After a character says "Madness", Film Brain gives the obligatory "THIS! IS! SPARTA!", then smiles and says, "Couldn't resist."

--> '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?

* The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.

* In the restaurant scene, after discussing how the scene is basically there as an AuthorTract based off of the director's experience as a food critic, Brain gets to the head chef.

* Welshy's cameos, including him dancing to the original Oompa-Loompa song.

* "This couple from hell are the Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard, whose grotesque performances may have set acting back a couple of ''decades''."

* "Yikes! Even the TriStar horse has turned on Bruce!"

** He reacts to the pyramids by first beating himself repeatedly with an Indiana Jones boxset and then a wall.

* When the bum (secretly [[spoiler:an immortal Charles Dickens]] appears, his first line is overdubbed with [[WebVideo/BumReviews "Change! Ya got change?!]]

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* Using the death tune from [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Super Mario Bros.]] (twice!) for the deaths of two characters was hysterical. Listen to it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtHsWV2t2kY here]].

--> '''Film Brain'': "From the look of it, they're either f***ing each other up or just f***ing each other."

* "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Andie [=MacDowell=] had any chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotely entertaining."

--> "No, go back into the house, not around the corner. See now there's [[TheDragon the evil dude!]] No ''don't run towards the giant serpent you fool!'' Oh, see? You're dead now. You're dead because [[TooDumbToLive you're stupid.]] [[ShapedLikeItself You're stupid and you're dead!]]"
* His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback
--> (falsetto) "Umm, Sir, I hate to say this but YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND! COME BACK DADDY COME BACK!!!"

* Also, his reaction to [[spoiler:Wolverine blocking an eyebeam-blast from [[InNameOnly Dudepeel]] with his claws]].
--> '''Film Brain''': Allow me to demonstrate what is wrong with this using a fork. *pulls one out and points at the tines* ''You see what the problem might be?''

* The beginning of the review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"

--->Allow me to demonstrate what is wrong with this using a fork. *pulls one out and points at the tines* ''You see what the problem might be?''

---> [[TakeThat Why anyone would want to plagiarise the Phantom Menace is beyond me]], but quick! Get George Lucas' lawyers! He can make ''even more'' money!

* The video game sequence involving Jason kicking the piranhas for one ups. Oddly enough, there's no comparison to Guile from ''StreetFighter''.

* Playing TheFlintstones theme song during the end credits of the review was a stroke of genius.

* [[{{Braveheart}} "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our wigs!"]]

--> '''Film Brain:''' [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.

* "Originally intended as a biopic of the late Ayrton Senna, it evolved into a racing movie set in FormulaOne. One problem: the Formula One bosses took one look at the script and told Stallone to get stuffed."