History Funny / BadMovieBeatdown

* From Out Of Reach:
** "So yeah, [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] Month got very awkward very quick, it seems."
** The charades segment.
** The closing [[spoiler:cameo by Brad Jones' voice.]] Film Brain's reaction only makes it funnier.
** His reaction at the end of the film when we see a still shot of Seagal smiling. It really isn't a natural expression on the guy.
** "Yes, it's all part of my cunning scheme of killing Seagal! [beat] Somehow!"
** "He sneaks into the henchman's room using the brothel's secret passageways...just go with it..."
** "I think the wall is dead, sir."
* From Mercenary For Justice:
** "He's Seagal's friend, he's black, and he's in a war. Oh he is so dead!"
*** And when he does "His life expectancy was in negative numbers!"
** One hell of a visual pun about eight minutes in.
** His growing confusion over the incomprehensible plot.
** Another title card joke:

** After Seagal's edited escape from the back seat of a car:

** "Ugh, how am I going to write about this?"
** The closing cameo [[spoiler: from Benzaie's voice.]]
* Shadow Man:
** Film Brain [[spoiler: [[ItMakesSenseInContext tuning his throat like a radio reciever]]]].
** "Sex with Seagal is like playing a game of Whose Boob Is Which?"
** "He's a ''real'' action star!"
** [[spoiler:"AAGH! Not again! ''YIKES!''"]]
** "So the film opens in a lab where Scientists are working on a secret, deadly weapon. Which alarms THIS MAN."[[spoiler: *cuts back to Film Brain* DERP *Film Brain hits head against wall*]]
* Against the Dark:
** His reaction to the psychotic scientist that looks like [[TheRoom Tommy Wiseau.]]
** Any time he mocks the characters making typical TooDumbToLive decisions.
** "Stay away from the light, Dylan! There's too much symbolism!"
* From ''HalfPastDead'':
** "[[BigNo NOOOOO!]] Not the fat guy, he was my favorite! He had a big-ass gun!"
** Going "WEEE!" as Seagal and a terrorist are swinging on cables.
** His glee at the prospect of Seagal [[BoringInvincibleHero actually dying...]] only to realize that this is why the movie was called "Half Past Dead."

** When the first Body Double Count appears:

** "The editing in the PG-13 version is really fu[silence]ng obvious."
* From ''HalfPastDead2'':
** Any time Film Brain makes a reference to Bill Goldberg's wrestling career.
** This bit, after some bad dubbing:

** After a scene in which Twitch won't shut up:

** After a gratuitous PrecisionFStrike:

* From his review of ''''
* The video of Mathew, Braedon, and Chris trying Mountain Dew (and apparently the only flavor that exists in the UK).
** The bottles have a luminous glow, so they have a lightsaber battle.
** "You know its good when it warns you to drink it in moderation."
** Then they pour it into a cup to see what color it is.

** Chris trying to decide what Mountain Dew tastes like.

* From his review of ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve'':
** Just as Woody Harrelson's character dies: "This one's for ''Money Train''!"
** Early on in the second half, we get a bit of description of the 2012 disaster hitting Tokyo. This is cut off by Mathew on his sofa, explaining he cut out a joke because of events that took place not long after the intended release. His solemn tone conveys just how dead serious he is as he explains the scene in detail, why he was originally going to joke about it, and that he meant not to make light of recent events as much as he did the film. Right after this, he plays the scene where the Vatican collapses. The sound of bowling pins is heard ''right'' as the ruins crush the crowd.
* SundaySchoolMusical: Mathew calling WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows "Hoodie Scum" upon meeting him for the first time and offering Todd his wallet in exchange for not getting stabbed.

** A character's father explains a prayer her mother would say, "Lord, let this bubble take away my trouble." Smash cut to Mathew and Todd [[{{Glurge}} fake-puking.]]
** The montage of Todd trying to get people to review with him, especially ObscurusLupa.
** Brain asks Todd how he got in his room when the door was locked. Todd deadpans "I move in the space between spaces" and they leave it at that.
*** Becomes a lot funnier after viewing SuburbanKnights when WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob says a brainwashed Film Brain is trapped in the space between spaces.
* In the ''Hercules in New York'' review with ObscurusLupa, their reaction to a really fake bear suit, and "The Hercules & Pretzie Fun Hour".
** The cameo by [[spoiler:WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows. [[StalkerWithACrush He had to show up as Lupa was in it!]]]]
* Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen: Film Brain remarks that as a child of the nineties, he missed the initial Transformers craze by a few years & can only judge the Creator/MichaelBay films on their own merits, before acknowledging he knows people who feel differently. Cut to [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]].

** "With each sex and groin joke, [[Creator/MichaelBay Bay]] brings society closer to the days of ''[[Film/{{Idiocracy}} Ow, My Balls!]]''."
** "Careful there guys, I think that might also be [[Film/TheLastCrusade the home of the Holy Grail.]]"
** Brain getting excited that one of the twins is going to get eaten...only to be disappointed that it was a subversion.
** Brain's reaction to Deverstator's infamous Brass Balls. Complete with a cameo from Spoony mocking him.

** "Sam, what have I told you about machine gun fire in the house?!"

* From ''FatSlags'' after witnessing the Fat Slags having sex with the waiters:

** Upon seeing that the film begins "on Shit Street"

** Responding to the title cards like so in Mega Piranha...

** "Oh my god, there's so much stupid in the same place! I can feel my sanity starting to crack."
*** "[[GoMadFromTheRevelation I HEARD THE CRACK! THERE IT GOES!]]" What quickly follows is a moment of screaming bloody murder into his pillow.
** Upon seeing the Fat Slags' boyfriends in Afghanistan bonking the local women: "I'd tell them to get [[SoundEffectBleep f*cked]], but they already are."
** His reaction to the exploding dog scene:

** "Holy shit! She just killed {{Ratatoing}}!"
* From ''Pentathalon''
--> Tagline: Dolph Lundgren at the Olympics! He may have to settle for the bronze.
* From ''GrownUps''
--> FB: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel sorry for RobSchnieder. (spits)
* ''TwoFastTwoFurious'': His constant comments on the ludicrous amount of HoYay between two of the main characters.
** "''2 Fast 2 Furious'' is probably the most homoerotic action film since ''Film/TopGun''"
** "You're like an old married couple! Now kiss and make-up!"

*** '''Film Brain''': Do I even have to write jokes about this? The film makes it so easy!
** "If we fill the film with enough of these shots(of scanticaly clad women) maybe people will ignore the macho subtext.
** After finding out one of the actors from 7 Pounds is in the movie: "Dammit! That movie will haunt me forever!"
** "We're not even out of the opening credits yet and already this is stupid. This must be a new record.
** "The other troubling character in this race is Suki - who's supposedley a tough girl, which is why she drives around in a bright, {{Barbie}} pink car and spends most of the race in dead last."
*** "Lady, you can growl all you want but at the end of the day, you're still shit"
** INNUENDO!
** Pointless CGI is Kewl
* From his review of ''Fast 5''
-->'''Mathew''': I literally had to bribe someone to go see this film!

-->'''Mathew''': What he said.

** After Forrest sets a bunch of traps in the woods for the mercenaries after him:

** "Besides, [[TemptingFate do we really need to picture Seagal in a bikin]]- [[BrainBleach OH GOD! It hurts! It hurts!]]"
** TheStinger.

** When the Eskimo dressed as a raven starts cawing (no, I'm not making this up), the look on Film Brain's face is ''priceless''. And it gets even better when he asks if someone spiked his tea.

** His numerous hilarious fits of rage over the plentiful [[YouFailHistoryForever history fail]] and [[YouFailGeographyForever geography fail]]. Especially the fact that they trekked all the way from Russia to the pyramids and it's supposed to be set thousands of years before there were ANY pyramids in Egypt.
*** He reacts to the pyramids by first beating himself repeatedly with an Indiana Jones boxset and then a wall.
** Using the death tune from Super Mario Bros. (twice!) for the deaths of two characters was hysterical.
** "What next, nuclear weapons? Well, that might actually make the film entertaining."

** This echoes, zooming out progressively and progressively further, until we get a full picture of Earth, at which point the audio goes completely mute.

** At one point, he goes on an [[MundaneMadeAwesome EPIC QUEST]] to try to understand a stupid joke about Salt Lake City.[[note]]It had to do with the city's reputation of being ridiculously uptight, which probably wouldn't be familiar to almost anyone outside {{Eagleland}} and some Americans to boot.[[/note]] After his computer freezes up, he runs halfway across town, threatens someone into letting him use their computer, looks the city up on Wikipedia, laughs... then says the joke wasn't funny and it wasn't worth it. All accompanied by the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme.
** The scene where he rummages through a briefcase:

** Also, his reaction to [[spoiler:Wolverine blocking an eyebeam-blast from [[InNameOnly Dudepeel]] with his claws]].

** Another perfect fit: Brain putting a bowling ball through pins sound effect when Violet ploughs through a group of henchmen with her car.

* ''Film/{{Ironclad}}'': "The battle scenes are so fierce that [[RatedMForManly I think I grew an extra set of testicles!]]"
* From ''TheUnborn'' "Look out, it's Jumby! Stop laughing, he's coming!"
** When a male lead tells the lead's friend "you're retarded!" FB responds "Apparently David S. Goyer went to the Creator/EliRoth school of writing"
** Sofi's final note contains...

** Film Brain lampshading how unsubtle the film is.

* From ''Film/{{Moon 44}}''

* From ''OnDeadlyGround'':
** "Not my manly balls! Heeeeeee...."

* From ''10,000 B.C.'':
** Playing TheFlintstones theme song during the end credits of the review was a stroke of genius.

* His rebuttal to a scene in TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash in which a speaker is heard playing from an oncoming car:

* From the review of ''FinalDestination3'', after fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:

* ''Hollywood Homicide'': "I think the sight of Harrison Ford chowing down on a donut mid-coitus has put me off sex for life."
* His impression of LaurenceOlivier's ridiculous overacting in ''TheJazzSinger'', wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.

* The beginning of the ''Film/MissionImpossibleII'' review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"
* When there's a random sex scene in ''Live Wire'', he first wonders if he accidentally changed the TV to a porno channel. [[CovertPervert Then he gets out binoculars]].
* A shocking revelation in ''Film/{{Ultraviolet}}'' is followed by the ''EastEnders'' riff. Perfect fit.

'''FB:''' ''(maniacally cheerful) '''BECAUSE I'M INSANE!!!''' ''(Huge crazy grin, steepled hands)''

---> '''Chun-Li:''' I've never been so close.
---> '''Film Brain:''' And yet so far?
---> '''Chun-Li:''' And so far away
---> '''Film Brain:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F*ck]] [[ClicheStorm me this is trite.]]

--->'''Boy:''' We're all going to die...
--->'''Film Brain:''' COOKIE! * Nom*

--->'''General Adlon:''' I consider allowing the Russians to come into this center to be a grave error.
--->'''Film Brain:''' He ''[[StrawmanHasAPoint has]]'' [[StrawmanHasAPoint actually got a point there]] considering this is the ColdWar, but hey, [[{{Anvilicious}} that might get in the way of the message]], so he's actually an intolerant bigot for saying that. INTOLERANT! INTOLERANT!

--->"And this carries on, and on, and on, and on, and on, [[MemeticMutation apply directly to the forehead]], and on, and on..."

--->'''Film Brain:''' "''That.'' Was. ''Crap.''"

---> '''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
---> '''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.

---> '''Film Brain:''' [[MichaelJackson The King of Pop]] isn't dead, that's just his cover.
---> '''Sock:''' [[DudeNotFunny VERY VERY WRONG!]]

--->'''Character:''' It rains up there 24/7.
--->'''Film Brain:''' Welcome to England! :D

-->'''Jason:''' "It wasn't an explosion," *scoffing* "and it wasn't terrorists." *dead serious* "'''[[{{Narm}} It was giant piranha.]]'''"
-->'''Film Brain:''' "Sir, those theories were ''ludicrous.'' Of course they were killed by giant mutated killer fish!" *{{Beat}}* "Stop laughing!"

-->'''Film Brain:''' And then we get to see what would happen if StevenSeagal played Pierce Brosnan's role in ''SeraphimFalls''.
-->''*montage of all the bad guys falling into traps and dying in ridiculous ways*''
-->'''Film Brain:''' ...[[BoringInvincibleHero a much shorter movie]].

-->'''Forrest:''' Are you a man?
-->[[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*]]

-->(leans directly into camera) THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!

-->'''Sofi''': It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz.
-->'''FB''': WOOOW! It's a good thing there isn't a 20 year old on the internet to take that line horribly out of context. [[UnfortunateImplications Did you not realize how that sounded?]]

--> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLISM!!!
--> ''[Less than a minute later]''
--> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLISM!!!
--> ''[Less than a minute later]''
--> '''Film Brain:''' SYMBOLIS-- I'm already overdoing it.

-->'''Film Brain:''' *sigh* "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yes, yes we are.]]"

--> Film Brain
--> Movie Critic
--> (Closet Masochist)

-->'''Film Brain:''' WHAT? I don't...I just....''(sighs)'' I hate this job sometimes....

-->'''Bryan''': Well I've got something for your ass.
-->'''Film Brain''': Well I bet you do.
-->'''Bryan''': Now put your blouse back on.

-->'''Mathew''': It's got a very yellow color like...piss.
-->'''Braedon''': It would be funny if I came out of the bathroom and was like, here you go!
-->'''Mathew''': Yes, thank you for the very carbonated piss you've got there.
-->'''Braedon''': I jumped up and down a lot.

-->'''Chris''': [[ShapedLikeItself Mountain Dew tastes like Mountain Dew and I have no idea what Mountain Dew tasted like before I tasted Mountain Dew...]]
-->'''Mathew''': But did you like it?
-->'''Chris''': I don't know! It tastes like sugar with a bit of something that I can't pinpoint. It says it's citrus but I don't really know what it tastes like. It tastes like...it tastes like what I imagined carpets tasted like before I actually tried to eat the carpet.
-->'''Mathew''': It wasn't that bad!
-->'''Chris''': No when I was little I would look at the carpet and go "Mmm, that looks tasty"! Until the day I actually tried to eat it...
-->'''Braedon''': [[DoubleEntendre Did the carpet taste the same as the drapes?]]

--> '''Spoony:''' Ah, yes that's it. Choke on that 3.5 out of 5.

--> '''Mathew Buck'''
--> '''(Nerd)'''

-->'''Film Brain''': Really?! We're not going to buy that this guy is lightening fast when he's twice the man he used to be! He looks two steps away from a heart attack!
-->'''[[TheSimpsons Selma]]''': It's like he disappeared to ''fat'' air. ''[Patty and Selma laugh]''

-->'''Film Brain''': Even saying that is painful.

-->'''Film Brain''': Okay, let's be fair, that is something you would need a stunt double for, as opposed to '''''WALKING'''''.

-->'''Film Brain''': I'm a furious ventriloquist!

-->'''Film Brain''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, this is going to be a long ninety minutes, isn't it?]]

--> '''Film Brain:''' Why don't any of you care about the bees? Nicholas over here is really passionate about it! \\

--> I'll just stand back here until they need more for more reshoots!

-->'''Jesu''': Nash! I choose you!
-->*Nash appears with a :D face*
-->'''Jesu''': Use Dynamic Punch!
-->'''Nash''': [[HulkSpeak Nash Smash!]]
-->*Is subsequently vaporized by Bennett*

-->'''Bennett''': Your Dynamicpunch wasn't very effective, but let's see how you handle my...''Sucker Punch''.
-->'''Film Brain''': My god! ...that was a GHASTLY pun!
-->'''Jesu''': *Simply stares at Film Brain before giving him a Dope Slap*

--> '''FB''': ''(after Jesu gave him royalty money for "FEMINISM!" in US money)'' I only accept real United Kingdom currency. Not that silly, floppy cloth money. Silly American.
--> '''Jesu''': Alright, in that case here's a pound! ''(delivers an uppercut)''

-->'''FB and JO:''' Femminismuh...
-->'''Caption:''' femisughgouabuuuh

--> ''[JO and Film Brain strike dramatic poses]'' \\

-->[[spoiler: '''Film Brain''']]: I have some lovely boobs. Would you like to go pawn shopping?

--> Well, y'see, I couldn't decide on what movie I wanted to make, so I just made '''ALL OF THEM.'''

-->'''Rap Critic:''' This drying paint is awesome.
-->'''Film Brain:''' He's luckier than I am.
-->'''Rap Critic:''' ''(looks closely at wall)'' I don't even think this is paint.

-->'''Rap Critic:''' Why didn't you show this to ToddInTheShadows, then?
-->'''Film Brain:''' Ah, but I want to inflict ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks: The Squeakquel'' on him someday!
-->'''Rap Critic:''' That poor fool...

-->'''Rap Critic''': Damn! Damn! Damn! I swear, the stereotypical black guy from ''NotAnotherTeenMovie'' had more variation than this!

-->'''Film Brain''': That's it. Rap is dead.
-->'''Rap Critic''': I would just like to personally apologize for letting anyone know that this happened.

-->'''Film Brain:''' Hate to break it to you Doctor, but wearing a mechanical suit doesn't make you another species. And that certainly doesn't explain why you've condemned one of your students to ''wearing it for the rest of his life''. You've successfully taken away his family, his girlfriend and his ability to take a piss forever. ''That doesn't make you a hero, that makes you a dick!''

-->'''Film Brain:''' I think calling this ''"Metal Man"'' is probably pushing it. But let's face it, ''"Plastic and Rubber Man"'' wouldn't shift the [=DVDs=] off the shelves.

--> Oancitizen: [[{{YTMND}} You're... the man... now... dog.]]
--> Film Brain: [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!]]

-->'''Todd:''' They're naked. This is bothering me.\\

-->'''Todd:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh good, the obligatory]] [[ToiletHumor fart joke]].
-->'''FB:''' (mimicking a child) Daddy, what's a Dutch Oven?

-->'''Todd:''' Who? No; WHY?
-->'''FB:''' Maybe it's to set up his own movie?
-->'''Todd:''' Did he get one?
-->'''FB:''' No.
-->''(Todd {{Face Palm}}s while FB tosses his hands in the air)''

-->'''Todd:''' How can you stand to watch this stuff? \\

-->'''Todd:''' You see, their music program is gonna be shut down unless the school wins a music competition. Now that sounds familiar.
-->'''FB:''' I'm pretty sure there's a black Christian choir who can help you out with that.

-->'''FilmBrain:'''A SilenceOfTheLambs reference?! [[SarcasmMode Yeah, THAT'S a film kids should be aware of.]]
-->'''Todd:''' Hey, maybe they'll reenact the mangina sequence next. *Creepy grin* *Film Brain backs away slowly*

-->'''FilmBrain:''' They throw the ball with Alvin on it, which, I'm pretty sure is cheating, but there you go. *Alvin falls* [[HopeSpot Ooo, he's dead!]] *Alvin gets up* Nooo, of course not, but he ends up scoring the winning touchdown, if you can call it that.

-->'''Penguin''':''I believe the word your looking for is: ARHHHHHH!''
-->'''Film Brain''': Uh, no, not really. It's just {{Danny DeVito}} in heavy makeup. It's really not all that scary.
-->'''Sage''': THIS!IS NOT! THE PENGUIN!!!!
-->'''Film Brain''': Now ''that's'' scary.

-->'''Film Brain''' I'm Matthew Buck, and he's Bennett the Sage, beating down bad movies everywhere. And to play us out-
-->'''Sage:''' Not Prince!
-->'''Film Brain''': Seal.
-->'''Sage''': ... [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Ooohhh....]]

* The ''Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus'' review.
** Once the two giant monsters finally encounter each other, the characters can't tell what they're doing.

** From the same review, Film Brain's growing anger every time the movie inexplicably went to an establishing shot without changing location.
** "...So [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Sulu]] needs to go back to the 22nd century- I mean, Tokyo. Which if you think about it is the same thing."
** After a character says "Madness", Film Brain gives the obligatory "THIS! IS! SPARTA!", then smiles and says, "Couldn't resist."
* ''HudsonHawk'' has multiple:
** Him envisioning what the writing process for a particularly choppy scene:

** "This couple from hell are the Mayflowers, Darwin and Menova, played by Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard, whose grotesque performances may have set acting back a couple of ''decades''."
** And because random equals funny to filmmakers Fred [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]].
** This:

** Film Brain demonstrates mugging: By flailing about with a SlasherSmile on his face and shouting "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID ALL MY REVIEWS LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
** "You see Darwin has his sights set on world domination. That is if there's any world left after Richard E.Grant's monstrous [[ChewingTheScenery scenery chomping]]."
** The ''CSIMiami'' reference when Eddie and [=KitKat=] (David Caruso) take off their glasses.
** "These scenes may have worked if BruceWillis and Andie [=MacDowell=] had any chemistry. Or Jokes. Or anything remotely entertaining."
** And This:

** "With all the rewrites I'm sure the fact that this makes no sense was completely unintentional."
** Playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" as two people he refers two as "The Rick Astleys" get shot in the head.
** [[HypocriticalHumor "Why are we saying words twice twice? It's not funny funny!"]]
** This exchange:

** "Oh I'm sorry did I say paralyzation darts? I meant idiotic grinning darts."
** "I'm not even angry. I just pity them"
** "You really suck at this comedy thing, don't you, Andie [=MacDowell=]?"
** "Darwin responds by humping the air and making a speech [[LargeHam hammier than a delicatessen]]."
** The entire opening with him and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] taking shots at each other.
** "Yikes! Even the TriStar horse has turned on Bruce!"
** This exchange:

* From the ''Mega Piranha'' review:

* The end of his review of ''{{Equilibrium}}'' where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.

* From ''DWar'', after a character runs from a giant snake (the BigBad), and then runs back out after encountering TheDragon (who, in spite of the trope and the movie, is ''not'' a dragon):

** His "impersonation" of the little boy in the flashback

* From the review of ''BrideWars'':
** Welshy's cameos, including him dancing to the original Oompa-Loompa song.
* The review of Film/EpicMovie. When a part in the Narnia 'Cribs' parody skips itself repeatedly, he comments:

** Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over until it becomes "[=ScrScrScrScr!=]", interlaced with King Harkinian from TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames saying "Dinner!"
*** [[HypocriticalHumor O_O]]
** At one point, he gets sick of how childish the movie is and states "I'm too old for this shit."
** "She can't read! '''''LAUGH!!'''''"
** (Seeing random nudity) "I'm guessing ''that'' wasn't in the PG-13 version" and eventually wrapping that bit with "And by the way, ''[[TheInternetIsForPorn porn can be found on the internet]]!''"
** Pointing out that the film just seems to end up taking jokes and things from other films, and when he sees a joke 'taken' from Borat -

** "Look guys, there's a difference between parody and plagiarism! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING!"
* This gem from ''Evan Almighty'' "Quick! Steve Carell is going to do another Jim Carrey sequel, The Number 614! Four sixes, minus one six *gasp* that's 666! Sign of the devil!
* From his ''{{Transmorphers}}'' review:

** Or the bit shortly afterwards, when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.
** At one point, one of the robots threatens him for insulting its [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably bad special effects]].
** "[[DullSurprise Damn. I burnt the damn muffins.]]"
** The "Err" counter.

** This exchange:

* From ''Film/MenInBlack II'':

* His review of Stallone's ''Cobra'' has Phelous-esque cartoon noises for the cars leaping up from speed bumps, over and over...
* From his review of ''{{Driven}}'':
-->"Originally intended as a biopic of the late Ayrton Senna, it evolved into a racing movie set in FormulaOne. One problem: the Formula One bosses took one look at the script and told Stallone to get stuffed."
** "So the film starts in Long Beach, no it starts in Miami, no it's in Mexico, HOLY CRAP WHERE ARE WE?"
** When Stallone easily head-dodges a [[SpecialEffectFailure manhole cover]] "Mmmm, fake."
** After an especially stupid moment:

* From ''PaulBlartMallCop'' [[PulpFiction "HUMOR MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"]]

----

* From his ''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'' review:
-->"When she gets home, she visits her mum! Who is covered in pasty makeup. Oh wait, she's dying. ... Well that kind of sucks."
** "[[StandardFemaleGrabArea OH NO! HE'S MILDLY GRIPPED ME BY THE ARM!]]"
** This exchange:

* ''DarknessFalls'': "My director gives me a cookie whenever I say my lines creepily!" *Noms a cookie* And later...

* In his review of ''Meteor'', where he points out the InformedWrongness of the film's [[StrawmanPolitical Strawman]].

* In his ''Ratatoing'' review:
** It starts with Professor Celluloid after a successful HostileShowTakeover. He then tries to review ''Film/DieHard.'' About a minute in, Celluloid gets punched from offscreen, and then it [[SmashCut smash cuts]] to Film Brain starting his intro as normal while nursing his sore hand.

** His HeroicBSOD after a long bit culminating in "The button is a switch!"
** After a particularly horrendous bit of animation:

** "''INNUENDO!''" *''The caption reading'': [[AC: OMGWTFSEXLOL!!11!!]]*
* Plenty of these in his review of ''The Ugly Truth''

** The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.
** "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."

* The beginning of the ''Film/MissionImpossible 2'' review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"

** "[[TheRoom I got the results of the test back!]]"
* From ''GhostRider''

** The 5 Nic Cage Levels: 1 (Kinda Weird), 2 (Bit of an Oddball), 3 (Bloomin' Mental!), 4 (BATSHIT INSANE!!!), 5 ([[TheWickerMan NOT THE BEES!!!!!]])

** Or the bit shortly afterwards, when the opening {{infodump}} says that humanity found alien life in 2009. It being 2009, Professor Celluloid appears and announces that he's done just that. Cue dramatic music and a shot of space as... the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses logo comes into view. It then goes to telescope view and shows [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] waving.

* From the review of ''FinalDestination 3'', after fluid starts leaking from the mechanism keeping the safety restraints in place on a rollercoaster:

* When ''ChristmasWithTheKranks'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''JingleAllTheWay'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] voice.

* From ''{{Moon 44}}''

-->'''Film Brain:''' "That's it, I'm asexual."

* From ''FatSlags'' after witnessing the Fat Slags having sex with the waiters- "That's it, I'm asexual."

** I don't think the director was trying to reference ''[[ManosTheHandsOfFate Manos]]'' here.

'''JO:''' [[{{Inception}} We need to go]] derper. \\

-->'''Film Brain''': Now ''that's'' scary.

** Their commentary on the inconsistencies of [[ThePictureOfDorianGray Dorian Gray]].

* ''TwoFastTwoFurious'': His constant comments on the ludicrous amount of Ho Yay between two of the main characters.
** "''2 Fast 2 Furious'' is the most unintentionally homoerotic film since ''Film/TopGun''"

** When a male lead tells the lead's friend "you're retarded!" FB responds "Apparently David S. Goyer went to the EliRoth school of writing"

* The beginning of the ''MissionImpossible 2'' review. Particularly DougWalker in a BadBoss persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''{{Equilibrium}}'' [[NeverLiveItDown douchebag]]!"