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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/dome-of-capitol-building-raised-to-accommodate-nancy-pelosis-eyebrows "Dome Of Capitol Building Raised To Accommodate Nancy Pelosi's Eyebrows"]]
-->''(Chief Architect) Cornice also confirmed plans for a deeper Capitol basement to accommodate Mitch [=McConnell's=] second chin.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-apostle-only-walks-on-water-for-ten-feet-before-sinking "Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking"]]: [[SarcasmMode Because most people can do more]].
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sakeSinking"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
** "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
** '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
** '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
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* '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/new-political-bible-adds-r-or-d-after-each-characters-name "New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name"]]. Some highlights:
* "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
* '''Balaam''': Republican, '''Balaam's ass''': Democrat
* '''Judas Iscariot''': Never Trumper but labeled as Democrat for accuracy's sake
* "For instance, if a character works a lot and is rich, they're a Republican. If a character is poor and wears sandals, definitely Democrat. Except for Jesus."
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-apostle-only-walks-on-water-for-ten-feet-before-sinking "Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking"]]: [[SarcasmMode Because most Christians can do more]].
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-apostle-only-walks-on-water-for-ten-feet-before-sinking "Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking"]]: [[SarcasmMode Because most Christians people can do more]].
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-conan-the-hero-dog-as-new-secretary-of-defense "Trump Appoints Conan The Hero Dog As New Secretary Of Defense"]]: Most of it.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-conan-the-hero-dog-as-new-secretary-of-defense "Trump Appoints Conan The Hero Dog As New Secretary Of Defense"]]: Most of it.Defense"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-satanic-holiday-cups "Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups"]][[note]]A humorous reference to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Starbucks#Cups 2015 red Starbucks cup controversy.]][[/note]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-satanic-holiday-cups "Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups"]][[note]]A humorous reference to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Starbucks#Cups 2015 red Starbucks cup controversy.]][[/note]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-satanic-holiday-cups "Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups"]][[note]]A humorous reference to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Starbucks#Cups 2015 red Starbucks cup controversy.]][[/note]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-satanic-holiday-cups "Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups"]][[note]]A humorous reference to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Starbucks#Cups red Starbucks cup controversy.]][[\note]]]][[/note]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-satanic-holiday-cups "Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups"]]Cups"]][[note]]A humorous reference to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Starbucks#Cups red Starbucks cup controversy.]][[\note]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-conan-the-hero-dog-as-new-secretary-of-defense "Trump Appoints Conan The Hero Dog As New Secretary Of Defense"]]: Most of it.
** This line:
--->'''Trump:''' Best Secretary of Defense, maybe ever! Our new Secretary of Defense is a very good boy -- unlike those loser ones I've appointed in the past. Sad! I'd like to see Biden find a good boy like this but he never will because he's not as smart as me. Also, he'll never be president.
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--->'''Max Boot:''' This is a dismally dark day for our dying democracy under a destructive and devious Donald Trump.
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--->'''Trump:''' Best Secretary of Defense, maybe ever! Our new Secretary of Defense is a very good boy -- unlike those loser ones I've appointed in the past. Sad! I'd like to see Biden find a good boy like this but he never will because he's not as smart as me. Also, he'll never be president.
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--->'''Max Boot:''' This is a dismally dark day for our dying democracy under a destructive and devious Donald Trump.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/after-resigning-for-sexual-harassment-cuomo-immediately-hired-by-cnn "After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN"]]: This line:
-->''At publishing time, CNN had confirmed the Cuomo brothers will star in a new show called "Super Cuomo Bros." where they jump on seniors' heads to murder them and throw fireballs at the elderly.''
-->''At publishing time, CNN had confirmed the Cuomo brothers will star in a new show called "Super Cuomo Bros." where they jump on seniors' heads to murder them and throw fireballs at the elderly.''
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--->'''Liberal Comedy Writer:''' We're gonna win so many awards.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-surprised-to-learn-babylon-bee-has-full-articles-to-go-with-the-headlines "Man Surprised To Learn Babylon Bee Has Full Articles To Go With The Headlines"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/to-ensure-maximum-suffering-hells-film-library-to-only-contain-christian-movies "To Ensure Maximum Suffering, Hell's Film Library To Contain Only Christian Movies"]]
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** AOC unveils her "accountability plan" after the 2020 election:
--->''Trump supporters will be tried in special accountability courts before being herded into special accountability cars and sent to accountability camps. Those who resist being held accountable will be administered special accountability with accountability guns loaded with high-powered accountability bullets.''
** The article ends with this:
--->''Trump supporters are outraged by all the accountability and have vowed to hold AOC accountable.''
** AOC unveils her "accountability plan" after the 2020 election:
--->''Trump supporters will be tried in special accountability courts before being herded into special accountability cars and sent to accountability camps. Those who resist being held accountable will be administered special accountability with accountability guns loaded with high-powered accountability bullets.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-apostle-only-walks-on-water-for-ten-feet-before-sinking "Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking"]]: [[SarcasmMode Because most Christians can do more]].
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--->'''Liberal Comedy Writers:''' WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES!
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--->'''Liberal Comedy Writers:''' WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES!Writer:''' We're gonna win so many awards.
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** The conservatives struggle (and fail) to come up with more than their two typical jokes: 'did you just assume my gender' & 'x identifies as y'. One of them even suggests that maybe God only invented two jokes and making a third would be sinful.
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** The conservatives struggle (and fail) to come up with more than their two typical jokes: 'did you just assume my gender' & 'x identifies as y'. One of them even suggests that maybe trying to debate a third joke into existence, and then wonders if God only invented two jokes and making a third would be sinful.
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** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx Latinx]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) Womxn]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:Blxck Pxxplx]].
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** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx Latinx]] "Latinx"]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) Womxn]]. "Womxn"]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:Blxck Pxxplx]].[[spoiler:"Blxck Pxxplx"]].
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* [[https://youtu.be/yeHT7FTicr4 Elmo Teaches Some New X Words On Today's Sesame Street!]]:
** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx Latinx]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) Womxn]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:Blxck Pxxplx]].
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts [[spoiler:indoctrinating Elmo with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon QAnon]] conspiracy theories.]]
** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx Latinx]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) Womxn]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:Blxck Pxxplx]].
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts [[spoiler:indoctrinating Elmo with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon QAnon]] conspiracy theories.]]
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** The conservatives struggle (and fail) to come up with more than their two typical jokes: 'did you just assume my gender' & 'x identifies as y'. One of them even suggests that maybe God only invented two jokes and making a third would be sinful.
** In contrast, the liberal comedy writers have all sorts of [[spoiler:the [[OverlyLongGag same type of joke]]: conservatives are dumb.]]
** The conservatives struggle (and fail) to come up with more than their two typical jokes: 'did you just assume my gender' & 'x identifies as y'. One of them even suggests that maybe God only invented two jokes and making a third would be sinful.
** In contrast, the liberal comedy writers have all sorts of [[spoiler:the [[OverlyLongGag same type of joke]]: conservatives are dumb.]]
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-->'''Liberal Comedy Writers:''' WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES! WE! HAVE! SO MANY JOKES!
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