History Funny / AvenueQ

--->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''(frustrated silence)''

*** Bonus points to one production, which adds the words 'before' and 'during.'

* While it's often true that people hate it when they {{Bowdlerize}} things, "My Social Life is Online" manages to still be a funny song.

* The Bad Idea Bears. Cute as a button little Care Bear looking things, who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin only show up to offer truly bad ideas]]. They're always a riot, but their truly crowning moment arrives when Princeton and Kate are at a bar and have just agreed that they shouldn't get too drunk:

* The song "My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada," in which Rod tries a little too hard to convince the others that he's not gay. Especially hilarious are the ending lines:

-->'''Kate Monster''': Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

During a Chicago Performance of "Everyone's a little bit racist" this is said
-->"Princeton":No,just little judgments like thinking Mexicans should pay for your stupid fucking wall.

* Rod is in such a TransparentCloset that there is absolutely no reaction to his finally coming out in the last scene.

* As Princeton sings about his purpose, the word PURPOSE appears on a screen and slowly rearranges into the word PROPOSE. Princeton is absolutely ''terrified'' and yells out "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]" This could also double as NightmareFuel

** To give you an idea of just HOW tacky her dress can get, one performance in Adelaide decided to take it up to eleven by having her dress be decorated with what appeared to be disco balls. They turned the lights off...and the disco balls lit up.

-->"Princeton":No,just little judgments like thinking Mexicans should pay for you stupid fucking wall.

-->"Princeton":No,just little judgments like thinking Mexicans should pay for you stupid [[precisionFStrike fucking]] wall.[[note]]The line in the other versions is "No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys Should learn to speak goddamn English!"[[\note]]

-->"princeton":No,just little judgments like thinking Mexicans should pay for you stupid [[precisionFStrike]] fucking wall.[[note]]The line in the other versions is "No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys Should learn to speak goddamn English!"[[\note]]

* This particular exchange, where Kate sees Lucy going to Princeton's apartment, is both hilarious and [[CrowningMomentofAwesome awesome]]:

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwINTUCWNMI at least one performance of "Special"]], all the men in the cast are having the expected reaction to Lucy. Meanwhile, [[StraightGay Rod]] is sitting there with a book, [[NotDistractedByTheSexy completely and utterly unfazed]]. To the point that you wonder if he even ''[[CaptainOblivious noticed she was there]]''.

** In certain performances, EVERYONE shuts up and stares after the "I'll be off to Alberta" line, including the cast, the audience ''and the orchestra!!'' And during the dead silence, Rod, with nothing else to do, repeats the wide, smiling "Ta-dah!" gesture he did to end the song with that line, ''completely wordlessly''.

-->'''Kate Monster''': I'm glad we have this new technology...
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': For porn! Oops, sorry.
-->'''Kate Monster''': ''(sternly)'' Which ''gives us untold opportunity...''
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': For porn! Oops.
-->'''Kate Monster''': From your own desktop...
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''(frustrated silence)''
-->'''Kate Monster''': You can research, browse, and shop...
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''(desperate silence)''
-->'''Kate Monster''': Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop...
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''FOR PORN!!''
-->'''Kate Monster''': Trekkie!!

** In certain performances, EVERYONE shuts up and stares after that line, including the cast, the audience ''and the orchestra!!'' And during the dead silence, Rod, with nothing else to do, repeats the wide, smiling "Ta-dah!" gesture he did to end the song with that line, ''completely wordlessly''.

-->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''(silence)''

-->'''Trekkie Monster''': ''(silence)''

* I know people hate it when they {{Bowdlerize}} things, but My Social Life is Online was ActuallyPrettyFunny.

-->'''Rod:''' Oh sweet suffering ''Jesus!'' [[spoiler:Nicky AND Ricky!?]] (''ecstatically to Kate'') Ooh, my cup runneth over!

-->'''Kate Monster''': Normal people don't go look at porn on the Internet!

** When the male characters come to back up Trekkie ("All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!"), a frustrated Kate reminds them that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Oh, but Kate, what do you think he did]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion before, during and after?!]]''"

* No longer part of the show, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5gcEQVxL4 this.]]

* The Australian cast performing "Internet is for Porn" at a comedy gala is funny in itself, but special mention goes to Kate's puppeteer Michala Banas. The line "you're ruining my song" is delivered utterly deadpan (which makes it funnier) and her facial expressions are priceless. (Partially justified as she's an actress and also partially justified in that it's a comedy gala)
** Trekkie throughout this whole performance is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-4GJHgyY_Y comedy gold.]]

* Hilarious throughout, but nothing quite beats [[spoiler:"[[TheInternetIsForPorn Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, PORN!!]]"]]

** When the male characters come to back up Trekkie ("All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!"), a frustrated Kate reminds them that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Oh, but Kate, what do you think he did]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestionbefore, during and after?!]]''"

** When the male characters come to back up Trekkie ("All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!"), a frustrated Kate reminds them that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "Oh, but Kate, what do you think he did ''before, during and after?!''"

** From the same song, Kate reminds the boys that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online, buying things on Amazon, and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "Oh, but Kate, what do you think he did ''before, during and after?!''"
-->'''Kate Monster''': Ewwwwwwww!!

** Trekkie throughout this whole performance is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5z5U_xd8EU comedy gold.]]

-->'''Trekkie Monster''': *''[[AsideGlance looks directly at the audience for a few seconds]]''
* "There is life outside your aparrrrrt-ment...but now it's time to go home [[spoiler:(for porn!)]]"