History Funny / AvengersAgeOfUltron

* During the fight in the tanker, after Hawkeye incapacitates Wanda, Pietro rushes in and knocks him through a window before running off with his sister. Hawkeye's response?

* Tony rationalizes that Ultron will probably go after him first in the final battle. Cue The Vision walking by in the background, saying "That's true, he hates you the most." Clearly, J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice wasn't all that made it into him. Tony says nothing, but his face is clearly saying, "We all knew that, but did you have to say it?"

** That last part is doubly hilarious if taken as a call-back to the first ''Avengers'' film, when Tony patted Thor on the shoulder and said "No hard feelings." after their fight.

*** [[HilariousInHindsight Doubly so after]] ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' reveals the many other things Wakanda uses vibranium for, making Ultron's annoyance more understandable.

** Maria [[CoughSnarkCough coughing "testosterone" under her breath]] for good measure and Rhodey playing along by offering her a lozenge as he leads her away for more drinks.

** His fellow veterans didn't do much better. Some are slumped over the counter, while others are still on their feet, but unconscious.

* Klaue being unimpressed with the Maximoffs and treats them like children by offering them sweets. Pietro uses his superhuman speed to grab one.

* After Wanda messes with Bruce's brain and turns him into the Hulk. Tony tries to calm him down by stating he's better then Wanda's mind control. However, because Tony called him "Banner", this just seems to make the Hulk ''angrier''.

** Funnier when you realize this is basically Stark's best attempt at Natasha's Lullaby.

** Especially funny given that it mirrors his creation Ultron's "smaller people" line from earlier.

* A member of the Sokovian police, trying to shoot at the Ultron drones, accidentally hits Pietro as he's evacuating the city. The shot then cuts to the police looking at each other accusingly, then back to Pietro, whose expression can only be described as "...Dude! Really?!" The next time Quicksilver gets shot, it's a lot less funny.

* When Natasha prepares to transfer the cradle while in mid-air to the Quinjet, Barton positions the jet to get ready to receive it:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vVsF4LS_I Upon Vision's birth,]] everyone is apprehensive of him. Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is making [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg a lustful gaze]] that could be described as "[[EatingTheEyeCandy that's one fine ass]] [[UnusualEuphemism USB drive]]". Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''. This line from Wanda doesn't really help.

** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS. To see her go from "You don't know what's in there!" to checking him out like "Oh no! A naked 6'4" British-accented humanoid!" is jarring to say the least.
** Pietro even seems to pick up on it, for later, as everyone is gearing up for the final battle, Pietro sees Wanda staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor, and throws a jacket at her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting! We have a job to do!"

* Nat going "Beep beep!" while zooming through the city on a motorcycle.
* Quicksilver tries to rally the police into getting the city evacuated, but it takes a couple tries.

* A member of the Sokovian police, trying to shoot at the Ultron drones, accidentally hits Quicksilver as he's evacuating the city. The shot then cuts to the police looking at each other accusingly, then back to Quicksilver, whose expression can only be described as "...Dude! Really?!" The next time Quicksilver gets shot, it's a lot less funny.

* After being overwhelmed by Vision, Thor, and Iron Man, Ultron realizes he's not going to win this one and [[DirtyCoward tries to talk his way out]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vVsF4LS_I Upon Vision's birth,]] everyone is apprehensive of him. Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is making [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg a face]] that could be described as "[[EatingTheEyeCandy that's one fine ass]] [[UnusualEuphemism USB drive]]". Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''. This line from Wanda doesn't really help.

** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS. To see her go from "You don't know what's in there!" to lustily admiring his naked red body is jarring to say the least.

** When she spots Steve's discarded shield on the Seoul highway, she sighs exasperatedly and says the following line with the complete air of a disgruntled mother:
-->'''Natasha:''' I'm always picking up after you boys.

** Vision's EstablishingCharacterMoment? As Barton, Stark, Banner, Thor, and the Maximoffs are deciding whether they can trust Vision, he ''hands Thor his hammer'' as if it's no big deal. This is immediately followed by several well-deserved seconds of uncomfortable, stunned silence. And then afterwards, Thor gives Tony a pat on the back and a "Well done.", since Tony just built a machine capable of lifting Mjolnir.
** That last part is doubly hilarious if taken as a call-back to the first Avengers film, when Tony patted Thor on the shoulder and said "No hard feelings." after their fight.

-->'''Hill:''' All set up, boss.\\
'''Stark:''' Actually, he's the boss. ''[gestures to Cap]'' I just pay for everything...and design everything...and make everyone look cooler.

*** [[HilariousInHindsight Doubly so after]] ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' reveals that Vibranium drives Wakanda's economy.

* [[http://themarvelnerd.tumblr.com/post/118057725542/and-it-was-at-this-moment-pietro-knew-he-fucked Quicksilver tries to]] grab Mjolnir while it's in mid-flight, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and goes sailing through the air.]]

* After Clint's been throwing darts in the background for a while, he freaks Tony out by throwing one right past his face. It's at least four darts at once in a cluster, all of them hitting the bullseye. When Tony turns to look at him, Clint simply spreads his hands with a "what can you do, i'm just ''that good''" expression on his face.

* Even when he's talking to Dr. Cho, who's under {{mind control}} as she downloads his matrix into the Vision's body, Ultron snaps at her impatiently ... before promptly apologizing. Both Spader's line reading and the animation of Ultron is hilarious as he acts like a guy getting a checkup.

* Stark discusses what he might do as he leaves the team at the end.

-->'''Wanda:''' [[DoubleEntendre I looked into your head and saw annihilation]].
-->'''Vision:''' Look again.

*** For that matter, Maria seems a lot looser and less tense in this movie than in ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' (as well as a bit more comedic, not unlike a certain [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Canadian news anchor]]).

** It's his tone of voice that really makes the moment. It screams 'My country has the worst police force ever'.

* BilingualBonus -- Wanda and Pietro are not Slavic names but Sokovia is -- hilariously so. Sokovia would be the English spelling of ''Sokovija'', meaning land of Sokovi. Sokovi means "juices" and so Sokovia is "the land of juices".

* The very fact that Hawkeye owns a farm. If you're a fan of BlackComedy, finding out that Hawkeye [[DeadlyEuphemism bought a farm]] is even more worthy of a snicker considering [[Creator/JossWhedon who]] is heading up this film...

* Rhodey's brand-new War Machine 2.0 armor is just a recolored Iron Patriot suit, or rather, the Iron Patriot paint job was the Air Force's doing.

* At one point, Thor yells "[[IsThatTheBestYouCanDo Is that the best]] [[TemptingFate you can do?!]]". Ultron chuckles a bit and summons a swarm of his droids towards them. Captain America is quick to glare at him and say "[[YouJustHADToSayIt You had to ask.]]"

-->'''Thor:''' The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. Fortunately, I am mighty. ''[looks around and [[OhCrap realizes he's in Hel]]]''

''[Steve [[KilledMidSentence hits]] him with the shield, then summons it back with his gauntlet. Ultron flies off the cliff]''\\

-->'''Natasha:''' Get ready I'm sending the package to you.\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vVsF4LS_I Upon Vision's birth,]] everyone is apprehensive of him. Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is making [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg a face]] that could be described as "[[EatingTheEyeCandy that's one fine ass]] [[UnusualEuphemism USB drive]]". Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vVsF4LS_I Wanda's]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy ":D:D"]] face at the sight of Vision. Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''.

** When Dr. Cho disconnects the cradle after Wanda subtly frees from her mind control, Ultron just gives an annoyed sigh as if to say, "Really?"

* Wanda is visibly [[EatingTheEyeCandy turned on]] by the sight of Vision. Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''.

* The very first lines of the movie:

* Clint [[WorldOfCardboardSpeech trying to convince Wanda to help and fight,]] though a mostly heartwarming moment, has a few gems mixed in it:

* In a press tour interview, Creator/PaulBettany said that his wife and three-year-old daughter dropped by for a visit while he was playing the Vision. He was concerned that all of the makeup and prosthetics he has to wear for his costume would scare his daughter, but she instead ran right up to him for a hug and overall thought it was the coolest thing. So much so that when he had to take it all off at the end of the day, she had a meltdown and cried, "No, I want purple Daddy!"

** Which was because he pulled her out of the way, behind the bar. While he's on top, she hurriedly reminds him not to "turn green." Could be a call back to ''Film/TheIncredibleHulk'', and with a similar scene in that movie, could be a case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

** When Clint fails to do so, Tony teases him that "[[he]] has had a bad week, we won't blame you if you can't get it up," prompting the others to snigger.

'''Steve:''' ''[trying not to smile]'' You know what, Romanov-?

'''Quicksilver:''' ''[zooms back in with an assault rifle and fires several rouds into the ceiling]'' Get off your asses. ''[tosses the rifle to a nearby guy and zooms off again]''

* Tony Stark, finding an empty skyscraper to plough into to stun a raging Hulk:

** Which is also something of a BrickJoke for those who remember [[https://screen.yahoo.com/avengers-000000985.html?query=saturday%20night%20live%20jeremy%20renner this]] ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch, where Jeremy Renner makes fun of his character being an archer amidst superheroes.

** Vision's EstablishingCharacterMoment? As Barton, Stark, Banner, Thor, and the Maximoffs are deciding whether they can trust Vision, he ''hands Thor his hammer'' as if it's no big deal. This is immediately followed by several well-deserved seconds of uncomfortable, stunned silence. And then afterwards, Thor gives Tony a pat on the back and a "Well done."

* In a press tour interview, Creator/PaulBettany said that his wife and three-year-old daughter dropped by for a visit while he was playing the Vision. He was concerned that all of the makeup and prosthetics he has to wear for his costume would scare his daughter, but she instead ran right up to him for a hug and overall thought it was the coolest thing. So much so that when he had to take it all off at the end of the day, she had a meltdown and cried, "No, I want purple daddy!"