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-->'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in ''WebVideo/SonicTheHedgehog2'' was born.
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-->'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in ''WebVideo/SonicTheHedgehog2'' ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' was born.
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* Linkara's confusion over how to pronounce "Synthesiser."
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* Linkara's confusion over how to pronounce "Synthesiser.""Synthesiser" and "Gloucestershire".
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* "Arm go in, arm come out. Arm go in, arm come out."
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* "Arm go goes in, arm come comes out. Arm go goes in, arm come comes out."
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-->''[[Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney [guitar riff] ]]'' "Woah sorry 'bout that, the comic suddenly just go positively ''metal'' for a second there!"
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-->''[[Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney [guitar riff] ]]'' "Woah sorry 'bout that, the comic suddenly just go got positively ''metal'' for a second there!"
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* The return of [[IronMan Iron Drunk]].
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* The return of [[IronMan [[ComicBook/IronMan Iron Drunk]].
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* Benzaie with Beary's head.
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* Benzaie with Linkara mocking Warrior's random '''BoldInflation''':
-->'''Linkara''': (reading as Warrior) Warrior, '''YOU GOTTA BE''' capable and stay '''COOL-HEADED'''... What, if anything, have I overlooked?
** ...followed by an appearance by Benzaie, wearing Beary'shead.head:
-->'''Benzaie''': A colorist?
-->'''Linkara''': (reading as Warrior) Warrior, '''YOU GOTTA BE''' capable and stay '''COOL-HEADED'''... What, if anything, have I overlooked?
** ...followed by an appearance by Benzaie, wearing Beary's
-->'''Benzaie''': A colorist?
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'''Jew Wario''': I'd make my own alliterate joke, but the Warrior just ''killed'' alliteration for all time!
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* How did Linkara know that the other IronLiz wasn't the real one? Her favorite edition of DungeonsAndDragons was the 4th one.
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* How did Linkara know that the other IronLiz wasn't the real one? Her favorite edition of DungeonsAndDragons TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons was the 4th one.
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* "Batman. Protector. Avenger. Detective. Champion. [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin Goddamn]]."
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* "Batman. Protector. Avenger. Detective. Champion. [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder Goddamn]]."
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--> '''Linkara:''' (while Combine Harvester plays in the background) [[SupermanAtEarthsEnd I AM]] [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin THE GODDAMN BATMAN]] [[{{Batman}} which is nothing but death, and crime, and the]] [[{{Wolverine}} ADAMANTIUM RAGE!]] [[{{Batman}} of a]] [[AmazonsAttack Bees. My God.]] [[Film/BatmanForever It just raises too much]] [[Series/DoctorWho logic in what he says.]] [[SupermanAtEarthsEnd Of course! Don't you know anything about]] [[XtremeKoolLetterz poor literacy]], [[Film/{{Patton}} you]] MagnificentBastard [[Film/{{Patton}} I read your BOOK!]]
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--> '''Linkara:''' (while Combine Harvester plays in the background) [[SupermanAtEarthsEnd I AM]] [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder THE GODDAMN BATMAN]] [[{{Batman}} which is nothing but death, and crime, and the]] [[{{Wolverine}} ADAMANTIUM RAGE!]] [[{{Batman}} of a]] [[AmazonsAttack Bees. My God.]] [[Film/BatmanForever It just raises too much]] [[Series/DoctorWho logic in what he says.]] [[SupermanAtEarthsEnd Of course! Don't you know anything about]] [[XtremeKoolLetterz poor literacy]], [[Film/{{Patton}} you]] MagnificentBastard [[Film/{{Patton}} I read your BOOK!]]
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-->'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in ''SonicTheHedgehog2'' was born.
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-->'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in ''SonicTheHedgehog2'' ''WebVideo/SonicTheHedgehog2'' was born.
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-->'''Phelous''': What? That's not true,[[CallBack I just appeared on your show last week!]]
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-->'''Phelous''': What? That's not true,[[CallBack true, [[CallBack I just appeared on your show last week!]]
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-->''[[BillAndTedsBogusJourney [guitar riff] ]]'' "Woah sorry 'bout that, the comic suddenly just go positively ''metal'' for a second there!"
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* Linkara countering Kirk's comment about facing death by mentioning [[Series/RedDwarf other people]] [[BillandTed who literally beat death]].
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* Linkara countering Kirk's comment about facing death by mentioning [[Series/RedDwarf other people]] [[BillandTed [[Film/BillandTed who literally beat death]].
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** "[[LetMeGetThisStraight So, wait]]: in the future, individual businesses and research foundations assume ''all'' political control, instead of governments? Man, this explains ''so damn much'' about [[ResidentEvil the Umbrella Corporation]]."
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** "[[LetMeGetThisStraight So, wait]]: in the future, individual businesses and research foundations assume ''all'' political control, instead of governments? Man, this explains ''so damn much'' about [[ResidentEvil [[Franchise/ResidentEvil the Umbrella Corporation]]."
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--> '''Linkara:''' Aww, JoeSimon, you're making CharlieChaplin cry."
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--> '''Linkara:''' Aww, JoeSimon, you're making CharlieChaplin Creator/CharlieChaplin cry."
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* Linkara opening the ''{{Spider-Man}}[=/=]FantasticFour'' PSA Hell with a Captain's Log ("Stardate...umm...Monday.") on his new ship dressed in a Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan era Starfleet uniform, ending in "I hope owning a ship won't go to my head. [[HypocriticalHumor I'd hate to start walking around in a Starfleet uniform..."]]
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* Linkara opening the ''{{Spider-Man}}[=/=]FantasticFour'' ''{{Spider-Man}}[=/=]ComicBook/FantasticFour'' PSA Hell with a Captain's Log ("Stardate...umm...Monday.") on his new ship dressed in a Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan era Starfleet uniform, ending in "I hope owning a ship won't go to my head. [[HypocriticalHumor I'd hate to start walking around in a Starfleet uniform..."]]
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** Linkara:"....Uh, the door. He came through the door. You see that door? Yeah, he came through that door."
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** Linkara:"....Uh, Linkara:"... Through the door. The door that's right there. ''(Shows the image clearly showing the cloaked figure entering through a door right in front of Doom)'' See the door? He came through in the door. You see that door? Yeah, he came through that door.Everyone in this comic is either [[AxCrazy crazy]] or [[TooDumbToLive stupid]]."
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* Another Batman: Fortunate Son joke when the caption states nobody knows of the danger lurking for the Backstreet Boys.
-->"Hmm, it's not rock n' roll, but I should probably destroy them just to be on the safe side."
-->"Hmm, it's not rock n' roll, but I should probably destroy them just to be on the safe side."
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* His reaction to Eddie Brock's facial expression after finding the symbiotes in the park, which he compares to having a seizure.
** '''Linkara''': (Mimicking Eddie's expression) Can you tell me what emotion I'm conveying with this face?
** '''Linkara''': (Mimicking Eddie's expression) Can you tell me what emotion I'm conveying with this face?
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--> Linkara: What "cave"?! What are you talking about?!
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--> Linkara: '''Linkara''': What "cave"?! What are you talking about?!
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* Cheryl explaining her reason of betrayal to Ike. Mentioning how her father had to do the same thing with some fellow soldiers and a cave. This is the first time she's even mentioned her past in the comic. So Linkara's reaction is thus...
--> Linkara: What "cave"?! What are you talking about?!
--> Linkara: What "cave"?! What are you talking about?!
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* "'My mom thinks it's cool. Oh wait, no she doesn't, because my mom is ''dead'', just like ''your'' parents are dead!'... Oh what, you know he would have said it if he'd thought of it."
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Removing wick to Did Not Do The Research per rename at TRS.
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** Any time he points out the [[DidNotDoTheResearch mistakes the comic made about the characters' personalities.]]
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** Any time he points out the [[DidNotDoTheResearch mistakes the comic made about the characters' personalities.]]
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-->'''Linkara''': (Looks between bear and the camera) It's a bear!
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-->'''Linkara''': (Looks quizically between bear and the camera) It's He's a bear!''bear''!
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* "Uncle Khan is coming to murder you!"
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* Linkara's reaction for Roy's prosthetic arm. When Cyborg states that he will be in a lot of pain
--> "Well it shouldn't be that bad I mean how many different needles and pokey things- *shows prosthetic* SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!"
** His reaction to Cyborg's joke after the operation.
--> [[DudeNotFunny Dude, Cyborg. Not cool, man. Not cool]].
--> "Well it shouldn't be that bad I mean how many different needles and pokey things- *shows prosthetic* SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!"
** His reaction to Cyborg's joke after the operation.
--> [[DudeNotFunny Dude, Cyborg. Not cool, man. Not cool]].
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** Anger? More like [[NightmareFuel horror]].
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* CryForJustice #1-2 - Why did Comicbook/GreenLantern and GreenArrow go into a building of supervillians with no backup? [[BigWordShout '''JUSTICE!!''']]
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* CryForJustice #1-2 - Why did Comicbook/GreenLantern and GreenArrow go into a building of supervillians supervillains with no backup? [[BigWordShout '''JUSTICE!!''']]
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** [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] walk around doing nothing but spouting complicated references to things. Also, [[AngelsInAmerica he's the new Prior Walter.]]
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** [[BrowsHeldHigh [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] walk around doing nothing but spouting complicated references to things. Also, [[AngelsInAmerica he's the new Prior Walter.]]
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** Linkara's reaction to the implication that [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] had a drunken threesome with [[BirdsOfPrey Huntress and Lady Blackhawk]].
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** Linkara's reaction to the implication that [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] had a drunken threesome with [[BirdsOfPrey [[ComicBook/BirdsOfPrey Huntress and Lady Blackhawk]].
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[[folder:Pitt # 1]]
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
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*
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references
** Linkara's reaction to the implication that [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] had a drunken threesome with [[BirdsOfPrey Huntress and Lady Blackhawk]].
--> *laughs* Implying that two asskicking superheroines from
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking,
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
** "Hey, we should start a band!"
** Issue 1 begins with Hal Jordan saying he has a confession to make. Linkara's response:
--> "I'm pregnant!" *cue suspenseful music*
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* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
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*
** "Nope. [[YouFailPhysicsForever Explosions do not work that way]]. Not buying it." He then points out that the
** "Punk is
** "My God... a giant intelligent gorilla and
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will
** When Prometheus says he wants revenge "on the superhero community as a
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* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
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*
** Huh... in my
** I thought he looked like MichaelJackson.
*** The really hilarious part is that, from the neck down, he was totally dressed as a Ranger. But instead of a helmet he had his [[NiceHat hat only in white]], so yeah, the hat morphs too, apparently.
**** So does his jacket.
* Linkara trotting out Neutro, stolen from Insano...only to discover that the "cockpit" control panel is a NES controller that Pollo wired into the system.
--> Linkara: Pollo, this is an NES Advantage!
--> Pollo: I got busy and never finished it.
--> Linkara: What do I pay you for again?!
* [[PunctuatedPounding YOU! TALK! TOO! MUCH! DURING! A! FIGHT! SCENE!]]
* As for funny moments from the comic review itself:
** One of many jokes that Linkara makes about the OffModel design of the Power Rangers: "Also, Tommy [[RaceLift has spontaneously become black now]]."
** As the Power Rangers head into space in the Zeo Megazord: "Everybody wave to [[SantaClausConquersTheMartians the Martians kidnapping Santa Claus]]".
** Adam defeating a Cog via Heil {{Hitler}}.
** Any time he points out the [[DidNotDoTheResearch mistakes the comic made about the characters' personalities.]]
** [[ScifiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale Him being baffled by how quick the journey to another galaxy was.]]
--> Narrator: After a quick journey...
--> Linkara: Yeah, "quick" doesn't even begin to cover that, considering they traveled to ANOTHER GALAXY!
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[[folder:Ultimates 3]]
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
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*
-->
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up.
** The
--> '''Linkara''': Early reviews of [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]] for
** Linkara's various names for Commander Martin Champion a la [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike and
**
--> '''Mission Control''': I am ordering you to -- SKWAARK
--> '''Linkara''': Did Mission Control just get attacked by zombies?
--> '''Audience Member''': No, it's the UltimateWarrior.
--> '''Linkara''': No, no. That's a Skronk.
--> '''Audience Member''': It's the distant future of 2005. Maybe it changes.
--> '''Linkara''': Ah! The evolution of Skronk.
**
--> '''Linkara (impersonating the officer)''': Don't worry citizens! My hot pants will save you!
** "Wait wait wait, she was
** An audience member's reaction to the
--> '''Audience Member''': Can we do that in English please?
** Linkara
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing
** "And so our
** This bit:
-->
** "Okay, what genius decided to put a claustrophobic man in space?"
** "[[LetMeGetThisStraight So, wait]]: in the future, individual businesses and research foundations assume ''all'' political control, instead of governments? Man, this
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
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[[folder:Youngblood #2]]
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
to:
* Justity Justice #5, 6, and Justice.
** GINGEVITIS STRIKES WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!
** And BlackCanary [[OffModel has turned into a]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Romulan]].
** Regarding {{Supergirl}} and how OffModel she was drawn - "For heaven's sakes woman, eat a burger!"
** To round out the OffModel comments, his frequent mention of the "[[RaceLift surprisingly Caucasian]] Firestorm."
** The Justice League neutralizes Prometheus... and then puts his helmet back on him as they chain him up (the helmet is the source of his abilities). Linkara
*** "Wait, he gave you the codes while he was still on board the satellite? Why didn't you knock him
** The [[NightmareFuel intensely terrifying]] ending
** All
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
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[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1]]
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
to:
*
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
**
** The Great Caring War of 1998.
** The very first two comments on the video:
--> '''mlsterben''': I know how to beat Vyse! Round up a bunch of Care Bears, lure Vyse into a hall of mirrors, and let those Care Bears fire off as many Care Bear Stares as possible. It's unethical, but he'll [[HeelFaceTurn become a saviour of universes]]! :D
--> '''Bullderdash:''' Vyse is [[GenreSavvy far too clever to fall for]] the care bares ''[sic]'' stare, or be unprepared for the aformentioned ''[sic]'' radioactive belly buttons of any [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness ursine]] nature. I'd suggest having {{Superman}} give Vyse a [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands Mind erasing kiss]].
** "The lesson of CareBears: [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop when love and caring fail, resort to violence!]]" Cue cheers of happy children.
** Get the [[{{Thememobile}} Cloudmobile]], Wishbear! Cue scene from the '60s Adam West BatMan, only with a giant heart instead of a bat!
** Care Bears do the CareBearStare
--> Linkara!Care Bears!: As long as we can radically alter people's personalities [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation with our dark powers free will is a thing of the past!]]
** Can the Care Bears hear everything? *leans in* [[ParanoiaFuel Are you watching me, Care Bears?]] *FascinatingEyebrow*
** *to the tune of Europe's "The Final Countdown"* It's a Care Bears countdown! *dances to the music*
** His reaction to
--> "[[RedLetterMedia OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE?!]]"
** Due to ''Star Comics'' calling itself the new world in the ''MarvelUniverse'', Linkara
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
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[[folder:Strange Adventures #136]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
to:
*
** "...it's only appropriate that I give this
** Liz's look at the beginning of the video after she asks Linkara's role in fending off Vyce is
--> '''Linkara:''' I'll be doing the most important job of all: Reviewing a crappy ElseWorlds comic.
** This comic also bears the ultimate [[PhysicsGoof You Fail Physics Forever]] moment. He get into the precise jargon about Earth Science, brings up some tweets on the topic, and even makes a swipe at [[CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Captain Planet]]. And it comes down to
**
--> '''Linkara:''' Yes, nuclear war would most certainly devastate most, if not all life on Earth. But, [[spoiler: IT CANNOT BLOW IT UP]]...And yes, that is actually what is happening. [[spoiler: The
** Like any bad comic it has a timescale that makes no sense at all. After nearly making a RunningGag trying to comprehend the
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
--> [[spoiler: Bored looking]] Linkara: [[MemeticMutation Let's do the]] [[RockyHorrorPictureShow Time Warp]] [[DanceSensation again!]]
** Linkara's new nickname for Supes.
--> Linkara: I
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
* "Why [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy the repetition]] there? [[MundaneMadeAwesome THE REPETITION THERE]]?!"
* "...and if you look over there, honey, you'll see the giant, floating hallucination of my dead wife!"
* Billy Batson starts ranting about how he was always a step below Superman:
-->'''Comic:''' He was always Number One, and I was always a distant Number Two!
-->'''Linkara:''' Well, I'll say one thing, this comic [[NarrativeProfanityFilter is indeed Number Two]].
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[[folder:Doom's IV #½]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
to:
*
**
** "[[RunningGag Because poor literacy is...]] [[SubvertedTrope for people who can't spell]]
** The
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[[folder:X-Men #1]]
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
to:
*
** Linkara and Liz making awkward small talk while waiting for Vyce to arrive, including a huge Lampshade on the absudity of a comic book review series having its own epic storylines.
** Linkara's interpretation of
---> '''Linkara:''' "But then again, maybe the
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause
** After concluding the
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
**
--> '''Linkara:''' Fantastic! Allons-y, everyone!
** The question of [[spoiler: should they keep Lord Vyce's ship.]] Linkara is downright gleeful of the
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
**
** "Is that Lord Vyce? Tell him that he's an asshole!"
**
** "You know Vyce, I think you just need some [[IncrediblyLamePun Good Vibrations]]" Linkara then uses two [[Series/DoctorWho sonic screwdrivers]] on Vyce.
*** Later, "I didn't even have to use my third screwdriver!"
* Linkara's confusion over how to pronounce "Synthesiser."
* "I'm just distracting you so she can stab you!"
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[[folder:Darker Image #1]]
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
to:
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]].
* Linkara
** For once, the comic has one all by itself: "Oh Doomsie, gaze upon my radiant beauty and despair!"
** Linkara sees that the comic was written by Tom [=DeFalco=] and takes the HeroicBSOD to new levels of literalness.
** The fact that Linksano was pacified from taking over the universe himself by a ''chemistry playset''. Talk about AttentionDeficitOohShiny!
*** A ''junior chemistry playset'', even! "That'll keep him occupied for a few months!"
** "Okay I take it back. Reed Richards is ''not'' a genius. He is in fact a [[PlotInducedStupidity complete moron.]]" In fact, his facial expressions at ''all'' the IdiotPlot moments (which is a LOT) in this
** After explaining why Peter Parker is a teacher in this, he also notes: "However, he's not a teacher anymore! Why is this you ask?" *cue picture of OneMoreDay while the [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Imperial]] [[StarWars March]] plays ominously over it*
** "Better start with how to use the toilet."
** "I really hope this guy is [[ActuallyADoombot just a malfunctioning doombot]]"
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[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2]]
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
to:
*
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams
--> Linkara: Now you've done it.
--> 90's Kid: Duuuuude! They should totally do a Nirvana reunion! They could dig up Kurt Cobain's corpse and then prop it up on stage and have some zombie chicks use it like a puppet!
--> Linkara: ({{beat}}) There is something seriously ''wrong'' with you!
**
*** The implication that Todd was laughing in the
**
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume
** "Password?" "[[TheSimpsons Let me in you
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
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[[folder:Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2]]
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
to:
*
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in
** '''BUY IT NOW OR SUPERMAN ''DIES''!!!'''
** [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Picard's]] double FacePalm.
** Linkara's reaction to the
---> "Yes! Bow down before The Computer Masters of Metropolis! Mwahahahaha!"
**
* "If this
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have''
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
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[[folder:Star Trek/X-Men #1]]
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
to:
*
**
**
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and
** *Spawn's internal monologue having
** "Next: [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Violator]]!" *cue to Linkara's horrifiend and
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
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[[folder:Athena #1]]
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
to:
*
* His impression of Cable:
-->"EVERYBODY OUT OF THE DEEP ENNNNNDDD!"
* His reaction to [[FunnyAneurysmMoment some people planning an assault on the World Trade Center]].
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 01]]
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
to:
*
-->'''Linkara:''' At
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''.
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review.
--> '''[[PowerRangers Rita Repulsa:]]''' Aaaaah! After ten thousand years I'm
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 02]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
to:
*
-->'''Linkara''': (Looks between bear and the
* Second video amounts to this: Theme song. Linkara: "It sucks!" Credits.
** The credits list a bunch of
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
**
*** Most of the
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses
* The entirety of his
--> '''Linkara:''' (to
** [[spoiler:"It doesn't matter how awesome a concept [Beta Ray Bill] is, or how good the
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah,
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on
** [[spoiler:"Not like me though! I am good grammar and spelling! Because as you know it takes a very long
**
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
**
** [[{{Wangst}}
** [[spoiler: At one point he talks about how Power Rangers Samurai only came out on Disney ''[[EpicFail while showing the Nickelodeon logo]]''.]]
*** [[spoiler: Related to that, stating that Power Rangers debuted on Kids' WB while showing the Fox Kids logo.]]
** [[spoiler: At one point he complains about how one page is flipped upside down.]] '''[[EpicFail One]]''' [[EpicFail guess as to why this is funny.]]
** [[spoiler: The ''montage''. Shaking the comic, reading it upside down, reading different comics, it is ''genius''.]]
** [[spoiler:"Look how long it takes me to turn the page!" and he proceeds to flip the page with the footage being slowed down. Also a great TakeThat to IG's VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 review, were he complained the star is too slow. Not only did he do it in the area where it would naturally take the most time, but he ''[[ManipulativeEditing actually slowed down the footage]]'']].
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 03]]
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
to:
* Linkara spends a good part of
** Of course, nothing can top the infamous line: "I touched my mother's breast. It bled on me." At that point, Crazy Steve and Linkara had both snapped, and it shows.
*** The immediate reaction from Linkara: "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Picard!]] [[CallBack I need you again!]]"
*** "Thank you!"
*** And shortly after that we read twelve year old Dick's narration box: "Those bigass FINGERS of his SQUEEZE like a gentle CARESS."
-->'''Linkara''': Oh my god?! Dick '''wants''' to be molested as much as Steve wants to do it! I think I'm gonna be sick..."
*
* This gem:
-->'''Dick Grayson, age twelve''': Batman's completely nuts.
-->'''Linkara''': NOOOOOOOO. WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEAAAH?
* The titlecard itself, with Linkara as Dick Grayson, [[RunningGag age twelve]], and Batman having Pedobear's face.
* "Now we ''know'' Frank doesn't get Batman anymore! Batman ''hates'' rock and roll!"
* In response to
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The
* *Pizzicato Playtime starts up* "Saay... My watch broke!" The look on his face is
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know,
* "What, no interludes with TheFlash, who in this
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
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[[folder:TMNT Meets Archie]]
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
to:
*
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
**
-->'''Linkara''': Who wants to see an overweight jerk in
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit
* His reaction to seeing the
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are
-->'''Linkara''': Now, you
** "Well,
''(Zooms in on first of three panels.)''\\
'''Linkara''': First up, he appears to be making out with Music/LadyGaga. Okay, fair enough; dreaming about making out with an attractive celebrity. It's not all that attractive considering what we've seen of this guy...\\
''(Pans over to second panel)''\\
'''Linkara''': ...but nothing too--''what the hell?!'' Is he pushing over the ledge?! What the hell are we supposed to take from this--\\
''(Pans over to the third panel, of [[NightmareFuel the "hero's" head on Lady Gaga's body.]])''\\
'''Linkara''': ''Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!''\\
''(Linkara is seen holding the comic and shaking in abject panic for several moments.)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''\\
''(Cut to RelaxOVision-esque music with a We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties''\\
''card featuring [[TheSimpsons a drunken cameraman]])''\\
''(A clearly disturbed Linkara takes several more moments to collect himself before continuing his review. But when he picks up the comic again...)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''\\
''(Back to the aformentioned Technical Difficulties card)''
* Slightly later: "This is the stuff of serial killers, people!"
* The intro, where instead of announcing the usual 'welcome' statement, he stares at the camera with a '...what the flipping hell?' look.
** "What the hell ''is'' this? ({{Beat}}) No, seriously. What in the hell ''is'' this thing?!"
* "To every GLBTQ individual in the entire world, I apologize for this comic."
* "Hey, [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]] called; [[EvenEvilHasStandards he said you're really kind of a weirdo.]]"
* The TakeThat against Music/JustinBieber.
* "And now it's time for another right turn into
* Spoony starts mocking Linkara for liking Nickelback. Linkara pulls out a remote, presses a button and Spoony's room shakes. Says Linkara, "I HAVE A SPACESHIP!"
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheStinger That reminds me, I really
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms
* "WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows, [[FutureLoser 40 years later]]!"
* The return of "EVERYTHING WAS BETTER ON ''MY'' EARTH!!!"
* "My husband, the most creative soul in
* "Seriously, are there any other main characters available that we can have? This one's defective!"
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[[folder:Lunatik #1]]
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
to:
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
**
* Linkara is attempting to
--> '''Linkara:''' Break damn you!
** A bit of FridgeHorror or FunnyAneurysmMoment when you realize that
-->"That's
* The reenactment of the
* "I am a huge Star Trek fan." *Looks down at his [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Starfleet uniform]]* "Duh."
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up
** Before, following Spock saying V'Ger comes from a planet of living machines with
* Aha, so ''V-Ger'' was behind the evil that is ''[[RunningGag ancient Egypt]]''!
* "Wait, did I leave the oven on before I left? Oh crap..."
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[[folder:Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1]]
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
to:
*
** He comments on
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk
* '''[[InNameOnly JÉSUS]] [[MortalKombat WINS!]]''' '''''[[FinishHim THEOLOGY]]'''''
* A news report about the Enitity disappearing various building...and Linkara's too busy reading to notice.
** Yes but he was noticabley reading the book
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
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[[folder:Warrior 2-3]]
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
to:
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and
* Linkara's
* FridgeLogic kicking in when the comic asks the reader to solve a maze involving Superman and
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah,
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait,
* The credits gag, where Linkara claims the
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
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[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3]]
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
to:
*
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
-->'''Insano''': I know we're archenemies and all...\\
'''Linkara''':
* Linkara's rather nonchalant and
* Hell, the ''entire damn comic'' is just solid gold WTF-ery, ''especially'' if you go to the
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
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[[folder:Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win]]
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
to:
* Linkara's response to
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'',
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun
-->"Oh I think we all know what's going on: the Ultimate Warrior decided he could fight the pounding of the
* "Hulk help Spider-Man! Then Hulk '''smash''' Spider-Man!" {{Beat}} "It kind of funny that way!"
* The return of [[IronMan Iron Drunk]].
* While going on a
**
-->"'But wait!' people are
* Linkara's reaction to Thor charging into an army of the dead screaming "For '''Valkyrie'''!"
-->''[[BillAndTedsBogusJourney [guitar riff] ]]'' "Woah sorry 'bout that, the comic suddenly just go positively ''metal'' for a second there!"
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[[folder:Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2]]
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
to:
* In response to Hank Pym thinking he can bring [[spoiler: The
-->'''Linkara:''' Our heroes are crazy, our villains are crazy... HEY, LET'S ALL JUST GO CRAZY!!! (starts dancing/flailing to "[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Fun Zone]]")
* His fanboyesque gushing over how dying 'only made Captain America cooler'.
* When Dr. Doom, Reed Richards, Zarda and Arcana find Nick Fury, and he asks them why he needs to come help them right now, Richards states ([[SeriesContinuityError in defiance of the previous explanation for the disaster]]) "'''''Magneto''''' has shifted Earth's axis." Linkara
-->"'''BULL! CRAP!''' THAT IS '''NOT''' WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME! YOU SAID MAGNETIC POLES! THE MAGNETIC POLES ARE '''NOT''' THE SAME AS THE AXIAL POLES! Axial pole shift also occurs naturally, although very, VERY slowly! It's caused by the distribution of mass throughout the Earth, and at best alters about ONE DEGREE every 130 MILLION YEARS! If that ''had'' been your explanation from the start, yeah that'd cause serious problems, but you '''''didn't!''''' You said magnetic poles! Oh, and guess what? THE AXIAL POLES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MAGNETISM! [[YouFailPhysicsForever YOU FAIL AT SCIENCE]], COMIC! YOU! [[{{Narm}} FAAAAAAAIL]]!!!"
* After an amazingly convoluted and implausible GambitRoulette from Dr. Doom:
-->"This...[[ActuallyADoombot this has gotta be a
** "The kids were playing
* Capping every time CaptainAmerica does something BadAss with
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
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[[folder:Freak Force #1]]
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
to:
*
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if
** "No, actually, it was Quicksilver." (Dramatic music plays again; Linkara cuts it off) "Shut up, I'm not
** Also his alternate version of
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead,
** Linkara:"....Uh, the door. He came through the door. You see that
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
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[[folder:Chain Gang War #1]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
to:
*
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you
-->'''Linkara''': Even when he (Moench) is ''not'' writing about
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on
* Linkara's
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I
-->'''Assassin:''' Guess what, Starchild? You're dead! Ah, dammit, that was terrible! Here, give me a second and I'll think
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As
-->*camera cuts to
-->'''Assassin:''' Ah, nuts. Next time I gotta have something better planned.
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[[folder:Ewoks #9]]
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
to:
*
-->'''Batman''': I just washed this cape, you meanie-head! NOBODY TOUCHES MY CAPE BUT ME!
** and later, after the end credits:
---> '''Batman:''' Alfred! That stupid wiener-face got my cape dirty!
* When Batman mentions that the glove is pulsing with power:
-->'''Linkara''': (in his Batman voice) [[TheWizard I love the Power Glove. It's so
** Also his other {{Shout Out}}s to {{Dune}} and ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''.
* Linkara's revelation regarding the comic's narrative boxes:
-->'''Linkara:''' "If Batman is supposed to be narrating ''all'' of this -- including the parts about him in the third person -- he comes across as a crazy person listening to the voices in his head. Okay, I think I just answered my own question there, never mind..."
** Regarding
* When the
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
-->'''Linkara''': [[GenreSavvy (Bored) Villain. She's the villain.]]
** And later:
-->'''Linkara''': You mean that the humanitarian woman was... (distorted voice) EEEEVIL? (ScareChord)
* Throughout the review, he refers to the villain as "Evil Humanitarian Woman."
* In response to FoeYay laden trash talking between Batman and Spawn:
-->'Oh, shut up and just start making out already.'
* Linkara
-->'You know, Frank, the more you try to convince me that {{Batman}}'s better than {{Superman}}, the more it makes me think that he's just some jealous fourteen year old... And maybe possibly that he's in love with
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
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[[folder:Cable #2]]
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
to:
*
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned
** In response to
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit.
** (IN the middle of Harvey and Pollo singing "Wind Beneath My Wings") ROCK ON!(throws up horns while Harvey and Pollo look at him funny... well Harvey anyway). One of the show's best moments by far.
* Linkara's [[SuperMarioBros Mario]] impression.
* "[[InvaderZim My poor, insane son.]]"
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[[folder:The California Raisins 3-D #2]]
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
to:
*
---> RapCritic: "Oh yeah, and WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows left a message for me. (takes a crumpled piece of paper out) NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDD.
* Linkara's attempts at JiveTurkey.
* After the credits:
---> {{Eminem}}: Um, hello? Anyone?
* "We're gathered here today to say farewell to our friend, our colleague, and our beloved Eminem. As per his final wishes, we will
**
* The
-->'''Linkara''': (does his usual holding up the
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are
** "Now
** After
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
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[[folder:Hardcore Station #1]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
to:
*
* Someone in the comic says "They'll be Barbicued" and then a
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke
--> "THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY!"
** I just
** His CallBack to
*
* As it appears the protagonists are going to die:
---> [[{{Scrubs}} Dr. Cox: ]] ''Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present "Man Not Caring".''
* "We'll have to defeat them using our willpower!"
--> '''Linkara''': You're not Comicbook/{{Green Lantern}}s!
* When he points out that
-->'''Linkara''': "Got it
** "So that dream I had where
* Just before saying "This comic sucks!"
-->'''Linkara''': This is a comic book that forces us to ask questions. Namely, there are ''three'' questions that I
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
-->'''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Avery Brooks]]''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzm6pvHPSGo Why? Why? Why?]]
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[[folder:Brute Force #1]]
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
to:
*
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so
* "Arm go in, arm come out. Arm go in, arm come out."
* His reaction to everybody (save Roy Harper) attending Lian's funeral ''in costume''.
-->
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
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[[folder:Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1]]
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
to:
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation
* The [[PreviouslyOn "Previously On..." segment]]...where to start?
** DiamandaHagan is apparently pregnant with [[ObscurusLupaPresents Obscurus Lupas]] child.
-->'''Diamanda:''' But how? [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext She's a wolf, and I'm a robot!]]
-->'''Minion:''' You're not a robot! You're ''fictional!''"
-->'''Diamanda:''' *''makes :O face''*
** [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] walk around doing nothing but spouting complicated references to things. Also, [[AngelsInAmerica he's the
*** The overly-detailed conspiracy theories appear to be a reference to the Creator/UmbertoEco novel Literature/FoucaultsPendulum, judging by his reference to that very object in his first clip.
** The epic battle between [[ThatDudeInTheSuede Suede's]] two costume concepts.
** "Stickboy, these readings indicate that it's ''mathematically impossible for me to give less of a crap.''" *musical sting*
** "Who's the father?!?"
* Lian Harper is now [[HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences ZOMBIE GOASTS]]!
** At the end, Roy Harper "blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece."
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?"
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay
-->'''Arsenal:''' Got any china cat?
-->'''Linkara:''' I've
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
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[[folder:Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
to:
*
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
**
* Linkara
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres
* "No...Noooo! The TurboGrafx16 is taking over my braaaaaaaaaaaain! *head explodes*
* [[AC:"Only Hostess cupcakes are worth living and dying for!"]]
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[[folder:Action Comics #592]]
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
to:
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the
* The MirrorUniverse style opening
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...
* Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn, AND SOON YOU WILL ALL OBEY ME!
* Mirror Rob Liefeld is a great writer and artist whose ScheduleSlip is only a month at most.
* Mirror Linkara singing "Phenomenom" to the tune of
* When Iron Liz tells Linkara what his MirrorUniverse counterpart was like, she lists various flaws that sound like they could
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all
-->'''Linkara''': So, other than the review, this other universe counterpart was absolutely nothing like me.
-->'''Iron Liz''': [[SarcasmMode Riiiiight.]]
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Linkara''': I'm not sure, but I think I was just insulted...
-->'''Pollo:''' I'm sure.
** Which is taken straight from
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description
* How did Linkara know that
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]...
* The blooper at the end. "Phaser fail."
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[[folder:Action Comics #593]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
to:
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing,
* "His aller-gun triggered an asthma attack. Only one chance. Children, you know what to do."
** Linkara pointing
* Linkaras reaction to the
** When Grossman shouts
-->'''Linkara:''' '''[[BigNo NO.]]''' [[BigNo No! No! NO!]]
* The kids being upset that
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett
* His reaction to
** The FridgeLogic that, given
-->'''Linkara''': (as Ruth) What the
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself
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[[folder:Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review]]
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
to:
*
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I
-->'''Linkara:''' "[[SuburbanKnights Kid, don't
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
**
* His
-->'''Nick [=McClary=]:''' Sure beats being HomeAlone!
-->'''Linkara:''' Ha...ha...ha. *stares at the camera for several seconds*
* Linkara points out how many spinoff shows seem to involve detective agencies, resulting in [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Makeover Fairy: PI.]]
* He spends much of the review in utter disbelief and horror
** The face he makes
* "And so we get our first good glimpse at the
** [[BigWhat "LASER BAT?"]]
* At the end of the review, he pulls out a magic glove and wishes it didn't exist. It works... [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor but it turns it into what
** No "might be" about it. [[http://www.comicspriceguide.com/forum2/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=42582 It exists.]] [[http://www.atomicavenue.com/atomic/IssueDetail.aspx?ID=22127 For real.]]
* During his review of the SavedByTheBell comic...
---> '''Girl in comic''': You'll never catch us jumping around and yelling for a bunch of dumb jocks!
---> '''Girl #2''': No way!
---> '''Linkara''': And insert your own Elizabeth Berkley in ''{{Showgirls}}'' joke here.
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[[folder:100th Episode]]
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
to:
*
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think
* Linkara going nuts after "Guy In Plastic Tube" trying to cover up Awful-9 saying [[spoiler:[[IncrediblyLamePun that
---> '''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Lord Zedd]]''': I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BOBBLE HEAD SAID THAT!
---> '''[[Linkara]]''': TIME FOR BACKSTORY!
* After the comic [[spoiler: becomes sentient:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Linkara''': Come on, really? [[CallBack We already did the sentient comic thing way back in
* When Linkara was pointing out that the Megazord parody has a diaper that say "Mighty Morphin' Huggies", he points out since in-universe the team is called the Power Ringers like the title and that the diaper should say "Mightily Murdered Huggies" instead. In mid-sentence, it cuts back to Linkara.
--> '''Linkara''' (Depressed): Oh my God, [[LateToThePunchline I just NOW got the title!]]
* "[[RunningGag Because poor literacy is...]] [[SubvertedTrope completely expected in this]]
* His increasingly silly names for the villan, Lord ZZZZZ, such as Lord Razzmatazz, Lord Zazzle, Lord Pazuzu, and the culminaion, Lord Zelarackanickanackafivecrackashishkoombah.
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[[folder:Nolan Ryan #1]]
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
to:
*
--> '''Linkara''' And so, I will give you the burning you so rightly deserve. (Uses the torch on the book only for it to not catch aflame.) At least I would if this thing weren't made of some kind of indestructible material.
--> [Cut to:]
--> '''Linkara''' I have returned. And placed a newspaper inside the comic! It will burn now. [pause] Hopefully.
--> [Torch: does not ignite]
--> '''Text added later''': ''Footage sped up 4x in order to get to the
* "Our duty is to find the
* 90's Kid's cameos. (Note: Following quotes are paraphrased)
-->'''Linkara''': Who thought it would be a good idea to give Kamandi improbably sized guns?
-->'''90's Kid''': (cue Nirvana) '''''Duuuuuuuuude!'''''
-->'''Linkara''': [[DeadpanSnarker Of course.]]
** And later:
-->'''Linkara''': What fans were actually writing letters clamoring for this kind of thing?
-->'''90's Kid''': (Disbelief) '''''Dude!'''''
-->'''Linkara''': [[DeadpanSnarker Besides him, I mean.]]
* "I've been training my whole life for this! I even learned to punch real hard while shouting that I'm a man!"
* His conclusion about Kamadi's version of Canada. May count as CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Canadian viewers.
-->'''Kamani''': Mother says Canada is a '''night zone''' now!
-->'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in
** Also, this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': Ah, yes, the Amero-Canadian War. I'm still not on speaking terms with Phelous.
-->'''Phelous''': What? That's not true,[[CallBack I just appeared on your show last week!]]
-->'''Linkara''': Shut up, Phelous.
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[[folder:Transformers #4-5]]
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
to:
*
** Optimus Prime says
* After a trucker claims to be the baddest of all of them:
-->'''Linkara''': [[BadDudes Are you a bad enough trucker to rescue the President?]] (smiles) Yeah, I know I [[OverusedRunningGag keep using that
* His analysis of some bizarre artwork during the bar fight that looks like a Hot Pocket being flung from a man's crotch.
* TheStinger, parodying The Six Million-Dollar Man, culminating in:
-->'''Linkara''': Better. Radioer. Truckier.
* Linkara's reaction to US-1 claiming he can use his fillings to switch between different radio frequencies with the
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying
-->'''Linkara''': (Pretending to switch stations via his fillings. Music starts playing) I love
** Supply your own dialogue, because
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2]]
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
to:
*
--> "[[TwilightZone Submitted for your approval]]: giant robotic spiders with lazers attached to them... (stares at his cigarette) what the hell is in this thing, anyway?"
* The {{Birdemic}} reference in the diner.
** Subsequently, [[spoiler: the Rifftrax joke]] when Jenkings is looking for Darlene in the alley:
--> '''[[spoiler: Mike:]]''' [[spoiler: I was looking at you in the restsurant, SO PRETTY!]]
* Linkara as Boffo, in a clown nose and
** Yeah, that
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]]
*** And then it circles back around into being
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy.
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4]]
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
to:
* And then in
* Finding that the opening narration is more TwilightZone-esque than the actual Twilight Zone comic, a Rod Sterling voice, submission for approval, and
* His "recap" of
-->
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
* Linkara saying that only one person was affected by the supercomputers being disabled cutting to-
-->[[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow]]: I WANNA GET ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! I WANNA GET ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!]]
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
to:
*
* When Ken (who is filming an advertisement) uses the
-->'''Linkara''': Enjoy "Dragon Punch" energy drink! (shows picture of
* Reading all of
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes
* "Now, you are like
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
to:
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
Paint It Black]]
*His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive He spends much of the review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besidesspouting Angrish about how nothing about the Thriller dance, which is arguably also story makes sense.
** When aCrowningMomentOfAwesome for minor character by the fact that he did it, there was also name of Joe shows up near the entirety of the phone beginning and calls interupting out [[JerkSue Ike]] on his BadassBoast, concluding with laziness and douchebaggery, Linkara doesn't even bother changing his voice for him. He just reads Joe's dialogue in his actual voice, most likely because it's ''exactly what he wants to say to the guy.''
** His affection for Joe in general is just hilarious. "I miss Joe!"
* Linkara using his usual "This comic sucks" catchphrase but dragging out the "sucks" parttelling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob to show how bad it is.
* Linkara emphasizing the "w" when saying this bit of dialogue:
-->'''Cheryl''': Asses and elbows, ladies! Move it! Work it! '''NOWWWWWWW!'''
* Meta Example. In Silent Hill: Paint It Black, we see in the stinger thathe had [[spoiler: Spoony for eaten/deleted by the Manimal comic, finally entity.]] THE SAME DAY later, Spoony himself posted a quick VLOG about him getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!a puppy.
*
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides
** When a
** His affection for Joe in general is just hilarious. "I miss Joe!"
* Linkara using his usual "This comic sucks" catchphrase but dragging out the "sucks" part
* Linkara emphasizing the "w" when saying this bit of dialogue:
-->'''Cheryl''': Asses and elbows, ladies! Move it! Work it! '''NOWWWWWWW!'''
* Meta Example. In Silent Hill: Paint It Black, we see in the stinger that
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
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[[folder:Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility]]
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
to:
* During
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's
* For some reason, Dahlia's light southern accent is absolutely hilarious, especially when she's saying things like 'worship me.'
* "...So you're saying you don't want the
* "Now let's talk about Amway! *cocks gun*
* [[RedVsBlue "It's not pink, it's lightish red."]]
* "I
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
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[[folder:Action Comics #1]]
* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know."
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."
to:
[[folder:Warrior #4]]
*
-->'''Insano:''' Anymore questions?
-->'''Linkara:''' Why aren't you wearing any pants!?
-->'''Insano:''' That's not important right now.
* After not-caring the
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you
* Also, from the out-take, Spoony's doing
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know.
* [[TheIronSheik Iron Sheik]] Spoony.
**
* This little exchange:
-->'''Doctor Insano:''' Right. I suppose you're all wondering why I'm here.\\
'''Linkara:''' [[StealthInsult Every day of my life]].\\
'''Dr. Insano''': You know, you're a very negative person and I don't like you.\\
'''Spoony:''' You stole $40 out of my wallet and left a [[FinalFantasyX dead blitzball player]] in
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God,
'''Dr. Insano''': Ah! But he's
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do
'''Spoony:''' He's dead!\\
'''Dr. Insano''': Yes, but now he's dead and ''not moving''. You're welcome!
* The {{Birdemic}} parody, complete with
* Black Lantern Spoony's cameo when the Ultimate Warrior rips out a guy's heart: "He dare to steal my gimmick? This comic offends me."
** Followed by an appearance from Black Lantern 90s Kid.
* As Dr. Insano says they must use Spoony's "completely sad and lame knowledge of pro-wrestling" and Linkara's "funny book crap" to save the multiverse, he points to the opposite critic of each description.
* Benzaie with Beary's head.
* Spoony's rebuttal of Warrior's philosophical crap about the
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] and
-->'''Angry Joe''': Did the
'''Jew Wario''': I'd make my own alliterate joke, but the Warrior just ''killed'' alliteration for all time!
* Doctor In''[[ThatDudeInTheSuede suede]]''o
* Linkara in [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Green Ranger]] suit, all silent and [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan backhanding Spoony on]] CoolShades [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan when he rambles a bit too much]]. All while not talking. And when Spoony says "Thanks, I needed that", he gives a thumbs up.
* The reality where Spoony and Linkara are effeminate attention seekers with German accents. Turned into a great BrickJoke.
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[[folder:Amazing Fantasy #15]]
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
to:
*
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't
* His ''scathing'' rant on how pointless the villains are. Actually, any of his rants in this episode are hilarious.
* 90's Kid gets a phaser rifle [[TriggerHappy and starts shooting everywhere]] while yelling "DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!", not even hitting a ''single target''.
-->'''Iron Liz:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice shootin', Tex.]]
-->'''90s Kid:''' IMeantToDoThat...
-->'''Iron Liz:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The air's not attacking us.]]
-->'''90s Kid:''' I think the sight on this is broken...
* Linkara's mid-battle conversation with [[spoiler: Holo-Linkara]].
* [[spoiler:Holo-Linkara]] pointing out that Silent Hill tried to kill Linkara both previous times he reviewed the comics. "Did you
* [[spoiler: Sad Panda and Benzaie's discussion right before disappearing is both NightmareFuel and CrowningMomentOfFunny at the same time.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Sad Panda:''' Well motherf--]]
* Linkara is apparently sick of his apartment turning into a SilentHill homage every time he reviews a crappy comic about it:
-->"Okay, boxes, since obviously ''[[MundaneSolution pushing]]'' you out of the way is not going to work- [[SolveTheSoupCans I mean, why WOULD it]]- you are just going to topple over and go away ''for me''. And if you ''don't'', I'm
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
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[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"...
-->"Thank you. I'm glad we could reach an understanding."
* When the Silent Hill fog first rolls in at the beginning of the review, Linkara just blows it away with a portable fan. The way he's so nonchalant about it makes it even funnier.
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[[folder:Spider-Man: Planet of the Symbiotes]]
* The video opens with Linkara saying his CatchPhrase only to be interrupted by the Entity and pulling out the Magic Gun in response. The way he swings it around is hilarious.
* When the Symbiote begins to {{Wangst}}, cue Linkara with a smile on his face, who then begins to play Simple Plan's "Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)".
* During a exhibition where a scientist is showcasing the next step in virtual reality:
-->'''Linkara''': (in a German scientist accent) Now say it with me: [[VRTroopers We are VR.]]
* The Doom Callback
-->'''Linkara!Eddie Brock''': (in the voice of the Doom Marine) RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! OH CRAP, YOU THINGS DON'T HAVE GUTS! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!
* At one point the Comic cuts to Scarlet Spider and Venom [[GoKartingWithBowser crashing at the former's apartment drinking beer]] while the symbiote invasion is on.
**
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[[folder:Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu]]
* The ending, where [[spoiler:everyone who was captured by the Entity (even those not seen being captured) comes back and lampshades the fact that they were posting videos despite being missing.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Suede''':]] [[spoiler: Whoa-ho-ho! What was that? That was different. Ah, dang it, was this whole thing just a Pokémon reference? I love Pokémon, I would've loved doing a cameo. Oh well, I guess there's nothing for it. *He pulls out a Gameboy.* Now where we? Yes, old man, tell me your secrets... and [[HereWeGoAgain then it's off to Cinnabar.]]]]
* [[spoiler: Everyone checking to see if 90's Kid is ok and cleared of The Entity possessing him.]] After asking what happened, he then realizes to his horror his collector's editions of "Bloodgun" are all gone.
--> [[spoiler: Ninja Style Dancer: (holds up a sign) Oh joy, he's back to normal.]]
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Even though he doesn't actually speak, he's still snarky!]]
** Hey, let's not forget about [[spoiler: 90s Kid]] singing [[WakingNonSequitur the lyrics to]] [[CareBears the "Care-a-lot" song]] beforehand!
* Playing [[JustinTimberlake "Sexy Back"]] every time Gary Oak makes an appearance.
--> '''Linkara:''' Gary Oak: Rock star of the Pokemon universe.
* Linkara expressing his 10-year-old self's anger when his Missingno experience popped up with a Kabutops skeleton instead of the distorted pixel block we all know Missingno as.
* Harvey's reaction to
* His exasperated deconstruction of the Pokémon formula from schools exempting Pokémon trainers to having to take half day course to be liscensed trainers.
* When Ash hears Pikachu from outside, the word bubble has Pikachu make a noise from the wall
** [[TheAmityvilleHorror Amityville Horror... The Electric Tale of Pikachu]]
* Kind of funny when you realize the FridgeBrilliance: Missingno used Self Destruct.
* One of the first lines of the actual review:
-->'''Linkara:''' I'm recording this right now despite that it's very, very, ''very'' unlikely anyone will see this, seeing as I'm the only human still alive.
** The deadpan way he says it is really funny as well as being NightmareFuel...somehow.
* Linkara's concise and deadpan explanation of what [[TheMissingno Missingno]] is, how it has somehow become a EldritchAbomination and how it is currently standing outside his door, followed by Missingno's laugh.
-->'''Linkara:''' Yeah, it's been a bit of a day...
* Just cutting from the title card to Linkara wearing Ash's hat and fingerless gloves is worth a laugh.
* "Ghosts exist! And they have special attacks! ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And they smile!]]''"
--> [[SeriousBusiness "We are in a deep, theological nightmare, people!"]]
* This line:
-->'''Linkara:''' Hmm, trying to grab a creature that can shoot out electricity and lightning bolts. I can't see anything going wrong with this plan... *cut to Ash getting electrocuted* Ash Ketchum - that kid who'd always poke at a Hornet's Nest.
* "OH LOOK, TRICORDER!"
** To elaborate, in the
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy
* The Entity/Missingno is [[NightmareFuel absolutely terrifying]]. This makes it all the funnier when Linkara manages to get a FlatWhat out of it.
* Describing one panel as
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Return of Atop the Fourth Wall LIVE]]
* The comic features several panels where Linkara is just able to sit back and let the audience's confused/horrified reactions speak for themselves. Probably the best comes from the Hulk's abrupt appearance, where he actually turns to look at the panel as confirmation that it exists while the audience freaks out for fifteen seconds.
** ''Particularly'' when he gets cut off by the audience lauging, such as after being introduced to Japanese Kingpin[[hottip:*:A sumo wrestler. Yes, you are not losing your sight]].
** Every time the audience simply goes
** "Criminals
* Mocking Japanese Uncle Ben's {{Ice Cream Koan}}s. "When you stop at the red light, you truly are
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]:
-->'''Random Audience Guy''': [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!]]
** Heck, Random Audience Guy himself gets two more:
*** Upon the
*** When Manga-Venom reveals [[spoiler: Japanese Uncle Ben is his
* When he sees Japanese Peter Parker doing a SkywardScream:
-->'''Linkara''': '''''[[TheKhan KHHHHAAAAAAANNNN!]]'''''
** Then immediately cuts to
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:'''
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]]
* Describing the comic's artist and writer:
-->'''Linkara''':
'''Audience member''': ''(among a CollectiveGroan)'' Oh, god!\\
'''Linkara''': For those unaware, ''SpiderMan: Reign'' is essentially ''TheDarkKnightReturns'', except SpiderMan instead of BatMan. And it's also the story where Mary Jane was killed by [[spoiler: Peter Parker's radioactive sperm]].\\
''(Massive WTF?! reaction from the audience)''\\
'''Linkara''': I am not kidding ''at all''.
* Saying that the look of Japanese Uncle Ben makes him think of [[SailorMoon Rei Hino's]] grandfather, and how she's probably in the back, practicing her fire chant while Japanese Uncle Ben is being killed by Japanese Venom.
-->'''Linkara!Japanese Uncle Ben''': Oh god, he's breaking my neck!
-->'''Linkara!Rei''': (falsetto) Busy, grandfather! Ichi, ni, san... (makes hand gestures)
* "I'm just a [[MemeticMutation meme]] to you people, aren't I?"
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc NOW YOU'RE A MAN]], A SPIDER, SPIDER MAN!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:All-Star Comics #8]]
* The outtakes of Spoony's HulkHogan cameo, from Oreo (aka the Hulkadog) playing with
-->'''Spoony!Hulk Hogan:''' God, you got big boobs.
* "[[LargeHam MAGIC]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome GIRDLE]]!"
* When Diana and
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[[folder:The Fantastic Four #1]]
* All of the [[TheSimpsons Mole Man]] jokes.
* "Also, we on the surface have guns in abundance, even back in the '60s. Thus, the Mole-Human War of 1962 will probably just end in a huge pile of mole-meat."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:New Kids on
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly
-->'''Linkara''': (as Reed Richards) Damn! If only there was
* When Linkara plays a
** Linkara's comment
[[/folder]]
[[folder:All-American Comics #16]]
* In the
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having
-->'''Linkara:'''
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in
* "I'm green, I can fly... my
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
*
* Linkara
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating
-->
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic.
* The sketch spelling out just how suspicious Alan Scott would look to the police after the ShockingSwerve of the villain dying of a heart attack.
* "Don't hurt me! I'll be your pal!"
* "[[BabyTalk Aw, who's a cute little]] [[Series/DoctorWho cybermat]], [[CutenessProximity yes you are.]]
* "Bein' Green" playing over the credits.
* Linksano's dreams of ruling the world go crashing down thanks to Linkara pointing out that ruling the world isn't all it's cracked up to be.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain America Comics #1]]
* '''I AM AMERICA!''' *punches Hitler*
* "And there
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores.
[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio.
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have
* "As the
* "Does Captain America have
* "You sure did read Rommel's book, sir! You read the
* "Oh please, [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] already solved the riddle: Charles Dickens is an immortal hobo."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan #1]]
* His explanation for why he's reviewing a Franchise/StarTrek comic instead of
-->'''Linkara''': Dammit, I'm giving ''myself'' a Christmas present this year!
* "If we are gonna treat it like a funeral, it's gonna be an Irish wake! Booze me up, Scotty!"
* Linkara's reaction to Scotty smiling:
--> '''Linkara:''' [[spoiler: (horrified) "SCOTTY. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NEVER. SMILE. AGAIN.]]"]]
* The Lampshading of how Linkara has always has time to do a whole review before the storyline material, and
* Linkara's response to Khan calling himself a
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan #2]]
* The fast-talking infomercial for the Genesis Device.
** "How much would you pay for a genesis like this? $499? $599? Wrong! This genesis can be yours for just $59.95, plus shipping and handling!"
* 'InSpace, no one can hear you deet deet deet.'
* "Khan...''don't''...walk over my lines."
* Linkara's utterly [[BerserkButton crazed reaction]] to the comic in question [[spoiler: relegating the legendary: '''KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!''' scream to a single panel and to a mere simple shout.]]
* His impressions of the comic's wonky face illustrations.
--> '''Linkara''': I don't
*
* After Kirk says "like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!":
-->'''Linkara/Khan:''' Hey, cut me some slack! I've been out of practice for 15 years! The fact I'm killing anything at all is impressive!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan #3]]
* Linkara's particularly flimsy excuse for why he's continuing the review in the middle of a storyline event, as well as Nimue's deadpan, "Why?".
* Two during the scene where Spock prepares to stop the radiation leak: "I'm sorry Doctor, but since it's likely I won't survive, I need to pose you in a humorous fashion at least once before the end", and "Remember that you owe me ten bucks, and I expect it back when I get out."
* "Kirk's best friend gets up and moves over to him and OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, ZOMBIE SPOCK!" Particularly because the scene had been unusually well done until that art showed up.
** Also, the title card. Linkara's expression is ''priceless''.
** '''Spock:''' "Ship...out of danger?"
-->'''Linkara:''' "Not yet it isn't! The ZombieApocalypse has just begun!"
* "Because nothing says 'we love you and respect you as a
* Linkara countering Kirk's comment about facing death by mentioning [[Series/RedDwarf other people]] [[BillandTed who literally beat death]].
* The nod to the comic
* "NO one understands me, Teddy Kahn!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Personal Favorite Jokes]]
* Linkara getting all the fan-favorite [[RunningGag recurring jokes]] out of the way in the episode's pre-opening credits sequence, and merging them into one super-running gag.
--> '''Linkara:'''
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as
*
* His utter glee when
--> '''Linkara''': Don't worry, Beppo. ''Holy Terror'' will have its day... ''(KubrickStare SlasherSmile)''
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[[folder:Pitt # 1]]
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
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[[folder:Scarlett #1]]
* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Future Five #1]]
* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ultimates 3]]
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Youngblood #2]]
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1]]
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Strange Adventures #136]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Doom's IV #½]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
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[[folder:X-Men #1]]
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darker Image #1]]
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2]]
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2]]
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek/X-Men #1]]
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Athena #1]]
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 01]]
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 02]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 03]]
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:TMNT Meets Archie]]
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lunatik #1]]
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1]]
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Warrior 2-3]]
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3]]
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win]]
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2]]
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freak Force #1]]
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chain Gang War #1]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ewoks #9]]
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cable #2]]
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The California Raisins 3-D #2]]
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hardcore Station #1]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #1]]
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1]]
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #592]]
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #593]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review]]
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:100th Episode]]
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Nolan Ryan #1]]
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Transformers #4-5]]
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2]]
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4]]
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility]]
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #1]]
* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know."
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Amazing Fantasy #15]]
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
[[/folder]]
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Scarlett #1]]
* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Future Five #1]]
* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ultimates 3]]
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Youngblood #2]]
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1]]
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Strange Adventures #136]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Doom's IV #½]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:X-Men #1]]
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darker Image #1]]
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2]]
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2]]
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek/X-Men #1]]
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Athena #1]]
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 01]]
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 02]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 03]]
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:TMNT Meets Archie]]
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lunatik #1]]
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1]]
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Warrior 2-3]]
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3]]
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win]]
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2]]
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freak Force #1]]
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chain Gang War #1]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ewoks #9]]
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cable #2]]
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The California Raisins 3-D #2]]
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hardcore Station #1]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #1]]
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
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[[folder:Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1]]
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
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[[folder:Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
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[[folder:Action Comics #592]]
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
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[[folder:Action Comics #593]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
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[[folder:Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review]]
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
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[[folder:100th Episode]]
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
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[[folder:Nolan Ryan #1]]
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
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[[folder:Transformers #4-5]]
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2]]
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4]]
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
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[[folder:Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility]]
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
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[[folder:Action Comics #1]]
* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know."
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."
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[[folder:Amazing Fantasy #15]]
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
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[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
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[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
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[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
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[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
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[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
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[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
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[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
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