History Funny / AtlantisTheLostEmpire

** Following this, Mole plucks some of the dirt from beneath Milo's fingernail, analyzes it under the microscope lenses attached to his head gear, sniffs and [[FingertipDrugAnalysis tastes it]]... and from this, [[CrazyAwesome successfully identifies Milo as a cartographer and linguist]].

* When Milo is speaking to Kida in several different languages and she speaks French, Mole excitedly exclaims "She speaks my language!" and promptly whispers something in her ear. First she listens with interest, then she does a double take, and then she knocks him to the ground with a single punch..

-->'''Sweet''' (''clapping''): Oh, I ''like'' her!
-->'''Audrey''': Hmm. 'bout time someone hit 'im. I'm just sorry it wasn't ''me''.

-->"Trust me on this: [[YouDontWantToKnow you don't wanna know]]. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told ''me'', but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"
** In ''Milo's Return'', we get a clue as to what it is: Mole was raised by naked mole rats.

*** Another funny implication is that, since Audrey is possibly the youngest member of the group and possibly the newest member, it's implied that Sweet only just learned of Mole's backstory, despite knowing him far longer than quite possible Audrey herself.

** What he had started to ask her was, "[[ShoutOut Voulez-vous]] [[IntercourseWithYou coucher]]..."
*** Hilariously, during Milo's attempt to speak Atlantean, he managles the language to hell and back (calling himself a "travel friend" instead of "friendly traveler") and Kida ''corrects his bad Atlantean''. Then finding out she speaks Latin leads to a "Oh thank god; something I can speak properly" from Milo.

** Audrey looks both disgusted and intrigued for most of the scene. Also, he either hasn't bothered to update his tattoo since 1889, thinks there is still only 38 states, or probably failed history.

** Apparently, Cookie doesn't know what cinnamon, oregano, cilantro or lettuce is. Let's just assume he failed culinary and leave it at that, OK?

** Funny in itself, but also a ParentalBonus; an allusion to the old P.A. gags from the TV series ''Series/{{MASH}}.''
** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the L from the Motor Pool sign: haha, we are all very amused."

* Vinny talks about how he decided he wanted to became a demolitions expert:

* A blink and you'll miss it moment, but when everybody is picking a truck to drive, we learn that there's a rule that Vinny must stay a certain distance away from the oil truck at all times. As if he were a walking fire hazard...

** Following this, Mole plucks some of the dirt from beneath Milo's fingernail, sniffs and [[FingertipDrugAnalysis tastes it]]... and from this, [[CrazyAwesome successfully identifies Milo as a linguist]].

--> ''[a picture of Milo on the beach wearing flippers, a dragon-floaty and a fishing pole is shown while his cat Fluffy plays with the end of the fishing pole is seen. The people laugh.]''
-->'''Whilmena Packard''': Hubba, hubba.

** In the same scene: "He took his suitcase? Margie, honey. I don't think he's coming back."

* We are briefly given a shot of Milo and Audrey in an escape pod as Milo nervously chants "it's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink, it's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink..." Just the way Milo's voice sounds when the says the second "sink"; it breaks.

-->"Trust me on this: [[YouDontWantToKnow you don't wanna know]]. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"

--> '''Cookie:''' In fact, you could say he was trans-mogri-fied, and then busted into a zillion.. (''notices Ms. Packard raising her parasol'') He's missing too.

--> '''Cookie:''' We all went after when a zeppelin came down on her and--(''Packard whacks him on the head with her parasol'') Uh, missing. '''Whitmore:''' And Rourke?

--> '''Cookie:''' We all went after when a zeppelin came down on her and--(''Packard whacks him on the head with her parasol'') Uh, missing.\\--> '''Whitmore:''' And Rourke?

--> '''Cookie:''' We all went after when a zeppelin came down on her and..
--> '''Ms. Packard:''' (Hits Cookie with her parasol)
--> '''Cookie:''' Uh, missing.
** Twice over, he can't keep his mouth shut.
--> '''Whitmore:''' And Rourke?

--> '''Cookie:''' In fact, you could say he was trans-mogri-fied, and then busted into a zillion.. (notices Ms. Packard raising her parasol) He's missing too.

* It was in the midst of a dramatic moment, but there's just something unexpected enough to be amusing when a princess in a Disney movie kicks an enemy ''indelicately'' and then pulls a knife. Now why didn't [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]] ever think of that?

** Leading up to that, Milo playing with the truck's horn with childish delight, as though he's never seen a horn before in his life. Roarke then comes up and asks Milo "[[{{Technobabble}} Are you sure you're checked out on this class of vehicle]]?" Milo, the linguist who should know grammar, is lost on the question. So Rourke translates: "Can you drive a truck?"

* When Milo runs throughout the camp to warn them of the Fire-flies, yelling at the top of his lungs "Fire!" The funny part comes when we [[GilliganCut cut]] to a half-awake Roarke looking at his clock.

--> '''Roarke:''' What did she say?

--> '''Whitmore:''' And Roarke?

--> Aw, that's nothin'. ''[lifts up shirt]'' I got all 38 United States. Wanna see Rhode Island dance? ''[slaps belly]'' C'mon on now, dance.

'''Sweet:''' Really? I got family up there.

* Mr. Harcourt's [[OffModel face]] when he mentions Milo's grandfather. (Doubles as both a Tearjerker since he ''is'' being [[SpeakIllOfTheDead mean-spirited and disrespectful]] about the late grandfather's memory).

* Mr. Harcourt's [[OffModel face]] when he mentions Milo's grandfather. Doubles as both a Tearjerker and Mean-Spirited since he is being disrespectful.

* A minor example, but during the expedition in the underground cavern Milo nearly leads the group to danger with a giant monster because he read the map in the journal upside down, to which he grins embarrassedly at while pointing to the right direction. The crew is completely unamused at Milo’s blunder, but Mole’s reaction is the icing on the cake as he glares at Milo while while angrily breathing.

* Mrs. Packard stating she sleeps in the nude, then Sweet tossing Milo a sleep mask and explaining "she sleepwalks".
** The very next shot is Vinny wearing a sleep mask, lending credence to Sweet's claim.

* "Oh I swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."

-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, but I'll kiss you full on the mouth." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

-->''-Almost verybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion, complete with mushroom cloud. And Mole is seen licking his tray clean all the while.-''

-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion, complete with mushroom cloud-''

*** Hilariously, during Milo's attempt to speak Atlantean, he managles the language to hell and back (calling himself a "travel friend" instead of "friendly traveler") and Kida ''corrects his bad Atlantean''. Then finding out she speaks Latin leads to a "Oh thank god; something I can speak properly" from Milo. To be fair, though, he has only seen the language written, rather than spoken. The fact he can speak it and she can understand at ALL is amazing.