History Funny / AtlantisTheLostEmpire

12th May '17 9:26:46 PM missroxyspamcake
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** When the crew realizes they're in a dormant volcano, Sweet asks if it could erupt at any time, but Mole says that it would require "an explosive force of tremendous magnitude." Everyone immediately looks at Vinny, who happens to be ''building a time bomb'' at that very moment.

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** When the crew realizes they're in a dormant volcano, Sweet asks if it could erupt at any time, but Mole says that it would require "an explosive force of tremendous magnitude." Everyone immediately looks at Vinny, who happens to be ''building or dismantling a time bomb'' at that very moment.



* Vinny talks about how he decided he wanted to became a demolitions expert:
--->'''Vinny''': Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.
--->'''Dr. Sweet''' (lifts up Vinny's sleep mask): Come on, Vinny. Tell the kid the truth.
--->'''Vinny''': My family owned a flower shop. We would sell roses, carnations, baby's breath, you name it. One day, I'm making about three dozen corsages for this prom, you know, the one they put on the wrist, and everybody, they come. ''"Where is it?"'', ''"When is it?"'', ''"Does it match my dress?"'' It's a nightmare. Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door of gas or what. BOOM! No more Chinese laundry. Blew me right through the front window. It was like a sign from ''God''. I found myself that boom.



--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys every. Single. Day. Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.
** A blink and you'll miss it moment, but when everybody is picking a truck to drive, we learn that there's a rule that Vinny must stay a certain distance away from the oil truck at all times. As if he were a walking fire hazard...
** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. He just started rambling and they kept most of it

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--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys every. Single. Day. Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably... Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.
** * A blink and you'll miss it moment, but when everybody is picking a truck to drive, we learn that there's a rule that Vinny must stay a certain distance away from the oil truck at all times. As if he were a walking fire hazard...
** * Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. He just started rambling and they kept most of it
10th May '17 2:51:22 PM ngh93
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* The [[http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/atlantisthelostempire/images/2/2b/Whitmore01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110917192525 photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

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* The [[http://vignette3.[[https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/atlantisthelostempire/images/2/2b/Whitmore01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110917192525 photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]
24th Apr '17 10:48:52 AM ngh93
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* The picture of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

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* The picture [[http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/atlantisthelostempire/images/2/2b/Whitmore01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110917192525 photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]
14th Apr '17 7:22:56 PM abscake
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** Based on the subtitles, what he had started to ask her was, "[[ShoutOut Voulez-vous]] [[IntercourseWithYou coucher]]..."

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** Based on the subtitles, what What he had started to ask her was, "[[ShoutOut Voulez-vous]] [[IntercourseWithYou coucher]]..."
2nd Mar '17 8:33:54 PM mariic
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* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, musical program to follow." ({{Beat}}) "Who wrote this?"

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* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, [[ToiletHumor musical program to follow." ]]" ({{Beat}}) "Who "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?"this?]]"
20th Dec '16 3:50:28 PM Durison
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-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion-''

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-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion-''explosion, complete with mushroom cloud-''
8th Jul '16 1:08:16 AM MrKingXemnas
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** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''well''". He's so distracted by Kida that he forgot ''grammar''.

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** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''well''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.
8th Jul '16 1:05:07 AM MrKingXemnas
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--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, plunderin' tombs, double parking...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."

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--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, plunderin' tombs, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double parking...parking]]...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."
9th Jun '16 4:51:39 PM maxwellsilver
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* The explorers' submarine is being attacked by a totally unexpected GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere. Rivets are popping, leaks springing, alarms blaring. Mrs. Packard seems ''bored'' when she grudgingly announces, "All hands, abandon ship."
** In the same scene: "[[SkewedPriorities He took his suitcase? Margie, honey. I don't think he's coming back.]]"

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* The explorers' submarine is being attacked by a totally unexpected GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere.lobster machine. Rivets are popping, leaks springing, alarms blaring. Mrs. Packard seems ''bored'' when she grudgingly announces, "All hands, abandon ship."
** In the same scene: "[[SkewedPriorities He "He took his suitcase? Margie, honey. I don't think he's coming back.]]""



--> '''Vinny:''' Oh, ehh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and uhh… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paperclips.]] Big ones. You know, just, eh, office supplies.
** Vinny's advice during the final battle: [[CaptainObvious "Don't get shot!"]]

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--> '''Vinny:''' Oh, ehh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and uhh… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paperclips.]] Paperclips. Big ones. You know, just, eh, office supplies.
** Vinny's advice during the final battle: [[CaptainObvious "Don't get shot!"]]shot!"



** Clearly, [[DeadpanSnarker Vinny]] gets all the best lines. From earlier:
--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment plunderin' tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double parking]]...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."

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** Clearly, [[DeadpanSnarker Vinny]] Vinny gets all the best lines. From earlier:
--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment plunderin' tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking tombs, double parking]]...parking...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."



--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"

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--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"



--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.

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--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.



** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. He just started rambling and they kept most of it



* [[FreudianSlip "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."]]

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* [[FreudianSlip "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."]]"



** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''[[YouMakeMeSic well]]''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.

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** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''[[YouMakeMeSic well]]''". ''well''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] Kida that he forgot ''grammar''.



-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, [[TemptingFate I'll kiss you full on the mouth]]." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

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-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, [[TemptingFate I'll kiss you full on the mouth]].mouth." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.



'''Sweet:''' Really? [[IntelligibleUnintelligible I got family there.]]

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'''Sweet:''' Really? [[IntelligibleUnintelligible I got family there.]]



** It should be noted that his voice actor, Michael J. Fox, is [[TruthInTelevision actually allergic to carrots]].
* Dr. Sweet, telling Milo that he [[YouDontWantToKnow doesn't want to know about Mole's backstory]].
-->"Trust me on this: you don't wanna know. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"

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** It should be noted that his voice actor, Michael J. Fox, is [[TruthInTelevision actually allergic to carrots]].
carrots.
* Dr. Sweet, telling Milo that he [[YouDontWantToKnow doesn't want to know about Mole's backstory]].
backstory.
-->"Trust me on this: [[YouDontWantToKnow you don't wanna know.know]]. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"



* [[EyeGlasses Kida trying on Milo's glasses.]]

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* [[EyeGlasses Kida trying on Milo's glasses.]]



-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, [[LethalChef which causes a small explosion]]-''

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-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, [[LethalChef which causes a small explosion]]-''explosion-''



* [[BrutalHonesty "We're all gonna]] ''[[BrutalHonesty die.]]''" ''(flicks cigarette away)''

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* [[BrutalHonesty "We're all gonna]] ''[[BrutalHonesty die.]]''" gonna ''die.''" ''(flicks cigarette away)''



** When the team gets attacked by the [[EldritchAbomination Kraken]] for the first time, Mole loses his cheese that he was eating which rolls into the water. When the Kraken reveals itself for the first time (in this case showing off its tentacles and roaring), Mole weakly says "Uh, you can have it."

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** When the team gets attacked by the [[EldritchAbomination Kraken]] Kraken for the first time, Mole loses his cheese that he was eating which rolls into the water. When the Kraken reveals itself for the first time (in this case showing off its tentacles and roaring), Mole weakly says "Uh, you can have it."



-->'''Rourke''' (to Milo, who hasn't been paying attention): [[GotVolunteered Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.]]

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-->'''Rourke''' (to Milo, who hasn't been paying attention): [[GotVolunteered Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.]]



* At the museum, all the board members, save for Mr. Harcourt, quickly take cover in different rooms when Milo comes up, and as Mr. Harcourt tries to get into a room, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see one of the board members run out of one room to one across from him.]]

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* At the museum, all the board members, save for Mr. Harcourt, quickly take cover in different rooms when Milo comes up, and as Mr. Harcourt tries to get into a room, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see one of the board members run out of one room to one across from him.]]



* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, musical program to follow." [[{{beat}} (Beat)]] "Who wrote this?"

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* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, musical program to follow." [[{{beat}} (Beat)]] ({{Beat}}) "Who wrote this?"



** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] sign, haha we are all very amused."

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** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] Pool sign, haha we are all very amused."



*** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. [[ThrowItIn He just started rambling and they kept most of it]].
18th May '16 12:49:32 AM Viira
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** Earlier Audrey contacts the bridge - while engineering is being flooded with sea water - she connects them and the calmly opens a "Crime" magazine like the whole damn sub wasn't about to be blown to pieces.

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** Earlier when Audrey contacts the bridge - while engineering is being flooded with sea water - she connects them and the then calmly opens a "Crime" magazine like the whole damn sub wasn't about to be blown to pieces.
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