History Funny / AtlantisTheLostEmpire

9th Jun '16 4:51:39 PM maxwellsilver
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* The explorers' submarine is being attacked by a totally unexpected GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere. Rivets are popping, leaks springing, alarms blaring. Mrs. Packard seems ''bored'' when she grudgingly announces, "All hands, abandon ship."
** In the same scene: "[[SkewedPriorities He took his suitcase? Margie, honey. I don't think he's coming back.]]"

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* The explorers' submarine is being attacked by a totally unexpected GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere.lobster machine. Rivets are popping, leaks springing, alarms blaring. Mrs. Packard seems ''bored'' when she grudgingly announces, "All hands, abandon ship."
** In the same scene: "[[SkewedPriorities He "He took his suitcase? Margie, honey. I don't think he's coming back.]]""



--> '''Vinny:''' Oh, ehh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and uhh… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paperclips.]] Big ones. You know, just, eh, office supplies.
** Vinny's advice during the final battle: [[CaptainObvious "Don't get shot!"]]

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--> '''Vinny:''' Oh, ehh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and uhh… [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paperclips.]] Paperclips. Big ones. You know, just, eh, office supplies.
** Vinny's advice during the final battle: [[CaptainObvious "Don't get shot!"]]shot!"



** Clearly, [[DeadpanSnarker Vinny]] gets all the best lines. From earlier:
--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment plunderin' tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double parking]]...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."

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** Clearly, [[DeadpanSnarker Vinny]] Vinny gets all the best lines. From earlier:
--->'''Vinny:''' We've done a lot of things we're not proud of--robbin' graves, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment plunderin' tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking tombs, double parking]]...parking...But nobody got hurt! ({{Beat}}) Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we ''knew''..."



--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"

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--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"



--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.

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--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.



** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. He just started rambling and they kept most of it



* [[FreudianSlip "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."]]

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* [[FreudianSlip "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."]]"



** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''[[YouMakeMeSic well]]''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.

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** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''[[YouMakeMeSic well]]''". ''well''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] Kida that he forgot ''grammar''.



-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, [[TemptingFate I'll kiss you full on the mouth]]." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

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-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, [[TemptingFate I'll kiss you full on the mouth]].mouth." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.



'''Sweet:''' Really? [[IntelligibleUnintelligible I got family there.]]

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'''Sweet:''' Really? [[IntelligibleUnintelligible I got family there.]]



** It should be noted that his voice actor, Michael J. Fox, is [[TruthInTelevision actually allergic to carrots]].
* Dr. Sweet, telling Milo that he [[YouDontWantToKnow doesn't want to know about Mole's backstory]].
-->"Trust me on this: you don't wanna know. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"

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** It should be noted that his voice actor, Michael J. Fox, is [[TruthInTelevision actually allergic to carrots]].
carrots.
* Dr. Sweet, telling Milo that he [[YouDontWantToKnow doesn't want to know about Mole's backstory]].
backstory.
-->"Trust me on this: [[YouDontWantToKnow you don't wanna know.know]]. Audrey? Don't tell him. You shouldn't've told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"



* [[EyeGlasses Kida trying on Milo's glasses.]]

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* [[EyeGlasses Kida trying on Milo's glasses.]]



-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, [[LethalChef which causes a small explosion]]-''

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-->''-Everybody dumps their food into the campfire, [[LethalChef which causes a small explosion]]-''explosion-''



* [[BrutalHonesty "We're all gonna]] ''[[BrutalHonesty die.]]''" ''(flicks cigarette away)''

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* [[BrutalHonesty "We're all gonna]] ''[[BrutalHonesty die.]]''" gonna ''die.''" ''(flicks cigarette away)''



** When the team gets attacked by the [[EldritchAbomination Kraken]] for the first time, Mole loses his cheese that he was eating which rolls into the water. When the Kraken reveals itself for the first time (in this case showing off its tentacles and roaring), Mole weakly says "Uh, you can have it."

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** When the team gets attacked by the [[EldritchAbomination Kraken]] Kraken for the first time, Mole loses his cheese that he was eating which rolls into the water. When the Kraken reveals itself for the first time (in this case showing off its tentacles and roaring), Mole weakly says "Uh, you can have it."



-->'''Rourke''' (to Milo, who hasn't been paying attention): [[GotVolunteered Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.]]

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-->'''Rourke''' (to Milo, who hasn't been paying attention): [[GotVolunteered Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.]]



* At the museum, all the board members, save for Mr. Harcourt, quickly take cover in different rooms when Milo comes up, and as Mr. Harcourt tries to get into a room, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see one of the board members run out of one room to one across from him.]]

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* At the museum, all the board members, save for Mr. Harcourt, quickly take cover in different rooms when Milo comes up, and as Mr. Harcourt tries to get into a room, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see one of the board members run out of one room to one across from him.]]



* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, musical program to follow." [[{{beat}} (Beat)]] "Who wrote this?"

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* "Attention, tonight's supper will be baked beans, musical program to follow." [[{{beat}} (Beat)]] ({{Beat}}) "Who wrote this?"



** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] sign, haha we are all very amused."

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** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] Pool sign, haha we are all very amused."



*** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. [[ThrowItIn He just started rambling and they kept most of it]].
18th May '16 12:49:32 AM Viira
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** Earlier Audrey contacts the bridge - while engineering is being flooded with sea water - she connects them and the calmly opens a "Crime" magazine like the whole damn sub wasn't about to be blown to pieces.

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** Earlier when Audrey contacts the bridge - while engineering is being flooded with sea water - she connects them and the then calmly opens a "Crime" magazine like the whole damn sub wasn't about to be blown to pieces.
4th May '16 10:28:44 AM PerAnkh
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**In ''Milo's Return'', we get a clue as to what it is: Mole was raised by naked mole rats.
20th Mar '16 4:40:56 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] sign, we are not amused."

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** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the [[ToiletHumour L from the Motor Pool]] sign, haha we are not all very amused."
20th Mar '16 4:30:01 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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** Earlier Audrey contacts the bridge - while engineering is being flooded with sea water - she connects them and the calmly opens a "Crime" magazine like the whole damn sub wasn't about to be blown to pieces.
19th Feb '16 12:06:15 PM fruitstripegum
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** And then there's when he tricks Milo into thinking he drank nitroglycerin. "Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray." "BOOM!" *Mole and Vinny walk away and laugh* And later: "Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"

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** And then there's when he tricks Milo into thinking he drank nitroglycerin. "Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray." "BOOM!" *Mole and Vinny walk away and laugh* And later: "Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"



--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, to bad we don't have some nitroglycerin, huh Milo?

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--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers couple of cherrybombs...roadflare.]] Hey, to too bad we don't have got some nitroglycerin, huh Milo?nitroglycerin eh, Milo?"



* "Hah! What have you done? England must never merge with France!"

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* "Hah! What have you done? England must never merge merge with France!"



* "Whoever took the L from the Motor Pool sign, ha ha, we are all very amused."
19th Oct '15 1:13:14 PM ngh93
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-->'''Sweet''' (''clapping''): Oh, I ''like'' her!
9th Oct '15 7:42:57 AM Murataku
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** A blink and you'll miss it moment, but when everybody is picking a truck to drive, we learn that there's a rule that Vinny must stay a certain distance away from the oil truck at all times. As if he were a walking fire hazard...
30th Sep '15 3:02:02 PM maxwellsilver
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-->'''Vinny:'''...Okay, now you can go.

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-->'''Vinny:'''...--->'''Vinny:'''...Okay, now you can go.
30th Sep '15 3:01:45 PM maxwellsilver
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** This exchange when Rourke is taking Crystal!Kida away from Atlantis, causing the water to dry up and the Atlantean crystals to lose their glow.
--->'''Milo:''' We can't let him do this!
--->'''Vinny:''' ''(holds Milo back)'' Wait a second!
--->''[Everyone dives for cover as Rourke presses a detonator and blows up the bridge, leaving the crew trapped on the island with a gaping chasm between them and Rourke]''
-->'''Vinny:'''...Okay, now you can go.
** Vinny before leaving Atlantis:
--->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.



* This exchange when Rourke is taking Crystal!Kida away from Atlantis, causing the water to dry up and the Atlantean crystals to lose their glow.
-->'''Milo:''' We can't let him do this!
-->'''Vinny:''' ''(holds Milo back)'' Wait a second!
--->''[Everyone dives for cover as Rourke presses a detonator and blows up the bridge, leaving the crew trapped on the island with a gaping chasm between them and Rourke]''
-->'''Vinny:'''...Okay, now you can go.

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* This exchange when Rourke *** Really, most of what Vinny says is taking Crystal!Kida away from Atlantis, causing hilarious. According to the water to dry up DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. [[ThrowItIn He just started rambling and the Atlantean crystals to lose their glow.
-->'''Milo:''' We can't let him do this!
-->'''Vinny:''' ''(holds Milo back)'' Wait a second!
--->''[Everyone dives for cover as Rourke presses a detonator and blows up the bridge, leaving the crew trapped on the island with a gaping chasm between them and Rourke]''
-->'''Vinny:'''...Okay, now you can go.
they kept most of it]].



* Vinny before leaving Atlantis:
-->'''Vinny''': You know, I'm gonna re-open the flower shop, and I'm gonna think of you guys [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. Single. Day.]] Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, Saturday to 2. Sunday...I'm gonna take Sunday off, probably...Maybe I'll go in for a couple of hours, dunno. But...''August'', I'm gonna take August.
** Really, most of what Vinny says is hilarious. According to the DVD commentary, most of Don Novello's dialogue was ad-libbed. [[ThrowItIn He just started rambling and they kept most of it]].
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