History Funny / AssassinsCreedUnity

** The entry on ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' is essentially a rant about how much Shaun hates the musical and the France in ''Unity'' is not the France in Les Mis. And anyways, he prefers Theatre/{{Cats}}. Much more believable.

--->'''Arno:''' No force, in heaven or on earth, will make me answer that question.

* As horrifyingly {{Badass}} as it is when you realize [[spoiler:Germain has the Sword of Eden]], Arno's reaction is pretty funny; [[spoiler:the Sage raises the sword, lightning rips out of the tip of the blade, Arno leaps aside as though he dodges magic every day... and then pauses for a moment, realizing ''he just dodged lightning''. "What the hell was that?" indeed.]]

* Completing Rift missions give you access to Assassin Intel. One of these is a list of potential Sages. One of the entries reads: "David Jones. Nationality: possibly English. Born: Mid-20th century. Status unknown, In the 1970s and 80s a few scattered reports of a man resembling a Sage surfaced. He was said to be "otherworldly", "extraterrestrial", and "possessed by multiple personalities." So far, these reports have proven inconclusive." David Jones happens to be the real name of a certain DavidBowie.

* We find out that "Devils of the Caribbean" the fake movie they devised at the end of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag'' was released commercially and did pretty badly. Their internal marketing from the Helix Rifts tries to make the best of a bad situation:

* We find out that "Devils in the Caribbean" the fake movie they devised at the end of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag'' was released commercially and did pretty badly. Their internal marketing from the Helix Rifts tries to make the best of a bad situation:

* The infamous varied graphical bugs([[NightmareFuel when they're not ensuring your future therapist will live comfortably for the rest of their life]]) are hilarious. [[https://youtu.be/hhl5yjMY0Ws Example]]

* The infamous varied graphical bugs([[NightmareFuel when they're not scarring you for life]]) are hilarious. [[https://youtu.be/hhl5yjMY0Ws Example]]

--> ''Never speak badly of past projects. Spin negatives into positives, E.G. If they say "The film 'Devils of the Caribbean' was a frightful mess of clichés, dime-store moralizing, and pandering stereotypes. Who thought this bucked of bilge water was a good idea?" You say "Certainly we realized very early in production that 'Devils of the Caribbean' would not be the ideal experience for everyone. But for those who want a fun, exciting, and lighthearted look at the Golden Age of Piracy, their ship has come to port."''

** One of the unlockable database entries in Dead Kings is on the Phrygian Cap, which gives us an interesting look at Shaun's... past achievements.

** The entry on ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' is essentially a rant about how much Shawn hates the musical and the France in ''Unity'' is not the France in Les Mis. And anyways, he prefers Theatre/{{Cats}}. Much more believable.

-->''I bet you didn't expect to read the phrase "expelled a German butcher" just then. I know I certainly didn't.''\\

* "The Escape", the last mission of Sequence 9, which is one concentrated Funny Moment. It begins with Elise running in away from Jacobins for reasons she [[DontAskJustRun refuses to explain]], and escalates very quickly to [[RefugeInAudacity stealing a prototype hot-air balloon]] in the middle of a thunderstorm with Arno desperately trying to catch up with her.

* The infamous varied graphical bugs([[NightmareFuel when they're not scarring you for life]]) are hilarious. [[https://youtu.be/hhl5yjMY0Ws Exemple]]

* Napoleon snarking about Arno's outfit, and how it becoming more and more conspicuous the further the series gets from [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI the Third Crusade]]:

* The infamous varied graphical bugs are ([[NightmareFuel when they're not scarring you for life) rather humorous.

** The entry on ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' is essentially a rant about how much Shawn hates the musical andthe France in ''Unity'' is not the France in Les Mis. And anyways, he prefers Theatre/{{Cats}}. Much more believable.

* Completing Rift missions give you access to Assassin Intel. One of these is a list of potential Sages. One of the entries reads: "David Jones. Nationality: possibly English. Born: Mid-20th century. Status unknown, In the 1970s and 80s a few scattered reports of a man resembling a Sage surfaced. He was said to be "otherworldly", "extraterrestrial", and "possessed by multiple personalities." So far, these reports have proven inconclusive." David Jones happens to be the real name of a certain David Bowie.

* Completing Rift missions give you access to Assassin Intel. One of these is a list of potential Sages. One of the entries reads: "David Jones. Nationality: possibly English. Born: Mid-20th century. Status unknown, In the 1970s and 80s a few scattered reports of a man resembling a Sage surfaced. He was said to be "otherworldly", "extraterrestrial", and "possessed by multiple personalities." So far, these reports have proven inconclusive? David Jones happens to be the real name of a certain David Bowie.

* A meta example, the as of this writing highest-rated Steam customer review from user WELCOME TO THE MACHINE:
-->Reaction to this game has been laughable. I guess most people need to brush up on their French history and world history for that matter. First off, I find it silly that I have to explain that the world wasn't in 1080p until 1962, but that must be before your time. Though ''Unity'' often dips below 20 fps, this is generous for the time period, as France was one of the last countries to hit 240hz and operated at an unsteady 15-20fps throughout the 18th century. ''Unity'' surprised me by accurately showing Arno [[GameBreakingBug dropping through the ground and into the white abyss that exists under the real Paris]], even to this day. Finally, there is the non-issue of pop-in... Anyone that has been to Paris is quite aware that Parisians are all [[TheQueensLatin British-accented]] phantoms that often come and go between planes of many dimensions.

-->Open a history book! Do more traveling! This is Ubisoft's finest work yet and I am glad to have had the opportunity to play it this soon [[ObviousBeta before the actual release in 2017. The game is pretty far along for being this early in the development process.]]

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* Napoleon snarking about Arno's outfit:
--> '''Napoleon:''' You certainly don't look like a blood-crazed revolutionary. The hood... is a bit sinister though if you don't mind my saying.