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** Then he stops to [[RefugeInAudacity take a piss in the middle of the street,]] while Edward has to fend off the soldiers who come to investigate.
--> Given that npcs tend to spawn in random locations, there's a chance that there will be someone sitting in the spot where Upton takes a piss and he will proceed to pee on them.

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** Then he stops to [[RefugeInAudacity take a piss in the middle of the street,]] while Edward has to fend off the soldiers who come to investigate.
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investigate. What's more given that npcs tend to spawn in random locations, there's a chance that there will be someone sitting in the spot where Upton takes a piss and he will proceed to pee on them.
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--> Given that npcs tend to spawn in random locations, there's a chance that there will be someone sitting in the spot where Upton takes a piss and he will proceed to pee on them.
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** More likely, she outed her self to defuse the situation so she didn't kill Rackham in self-defense.
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* During "Oh Brother...", you have to tail a pair of smugglers who think that "smuggler" is an InherentlyFunnyWord. Then one of them realises that maybe they shouldn't be saying it so loudly.

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* During "Oh Brother...", you have to tail a pair of smugglers who think that "smuggler" is an InherentlyFunnyWord. Then one of them realises that maybe they shouldn't be saying it so loudly.loudly.
* A potential custscene, should you choose to lower your wanted level after boarding and capturing a ship, shows Edward and another crewmember recruiting men from the captured ship. Edward is in the foreground, shaking one man's hand- but in the background, you might notice [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one of his crewmembers lifting another (very frightened and confused) man up into a bear-hug.]]
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--> ''"Rackham: Lay off me, mate! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm well chafed!]]"''

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--> ''"Rackham: '''Rackham:''' Lay off me, mate! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm well chafed!]]"''
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* During "Oh Brother...", you have to tail a pair of smugglers who think that "smuggler" is an InherentlyFunnyWord. Then one of them says that maybe they shouldn't say it so loudly.

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* During "Oh Brother...", you have to tail a pair of smugglers who think that "smuggler" is an InherentlyFunnyWord. Then one of them says realises that maybe they shouldn't say be saying it so loudly.
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** The best part is he tells the woman asking to ask again after he's had a few more drinks because perhaps he'll "be more candid later, when the remainder of [his] reason has left [him]." Rogers is only just starting hit his stride. It's a shame you have to kill him before he really gets going.

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** The best part is he tells the woman asking to ask again after he's had a few more drinks because perhaps he'll "be drinks. "Perhaps I'll be more candid later, when the remainder of [his] my reason has left [him].me." Rogers is only just starting to hit his stride. It's a shame you have to kill him before he really gets going.
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** The best part is he tells the woman asking to ask again after he's had a few more drinks because perhaps he'll "be more candid later, when the remainder of [his] reason has left [him]." Rogers is only just starting hit his stride. It's a shame you have to kill him before he really gets going.
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*** Fun fact: The Abstergo analyst is voiced by none other than RogerCraigSmith, Ezio's voice actor.

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*** Fun fact: The Abstergo analyst is voiced by none other than RogerCraigSmith, Creator/RogerCraigSmith, Ezio's voice actor.
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* Somehow, this troper finds the "Press any button to rattle the [[spoiler: cage]]." funny. Even the UI lampshades this, replacing all your action commands with "Rattle".

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* Somehow, this troper finds the The "Press any button to rattle the [[spoiler: cage]]." funny. cage]]". Even the UI lampshades this, agrees, replacing all your action commands with "Rattle".
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* In the second Subject Zero file, Warren Vidic's DramaticEntrance [[http://youtu.be/6mhui-bOq5c?t=13m16s "Here I come to save the day!!!"]]

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* In the second Subject Zero file, Warren Vidic's DramaticEntrance [[http://youtu.be/6mhui-bOq5c?t=13m16s "Here I come to save the day!!!"]]day!!!"]]
* During "Oh Brother...", you have to tail a pair of smugglers who think that "smuggler" is an InherentlyFunnyWord. Then one of them says that maybe they shouldn't say it so loudly.
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* When listening to a [[Main/TheMole mole]] talk to his captain about [[UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} Blackbeard's]] choice of drink:
-->'''Mole:''' Well sir, he likes his drink, for instance. Only he makes 'em queer. He takes the usual rum flip, and fills it with half a weight of gunpowder to top it off.
-->'''Captain:''' Did I hear you aright? He DRINKS gunpowder?
**And from the same conversation:
-->'''Mole:''' And only last week he rounded up a score of his crew and bade us sit in the hold of his ship while he burnt off sulfur and other sickening minerals. We just sat there like it was one of a million pits of hell, and nothing less ordinary.
-->'''Captain:''' Good GOD. What the hell for?
**He's just testing their mettle. Turns out, however, that there is a large gap of mettle between people who are normal, and [[UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}} people who are batshit insane.]]
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-->'''Edward:''' Lucky [[TheHouseOfHanover King George,]] having a piss-pot like you flying his flag!

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-->'''Edward:''' Lucky [[TheHouseOfHanover [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfHanover King George,]] having a piss-pot like you flying his flag!

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'''Edward:''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT! YOUR! GOB!]]'''''

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'''Edward:''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT! SHUT!]] [[BigShutUp YOUR! GOB!]]'''''



* Whenever you have the Jackdaw drop anchor, and swim to shore, sometimes a crewman will announce your departure with "Captain's fancied a swim." It's the way he says it, as if he's going OhNoNotAgain.



--> ''"Rackham: Lay off me, mate! I'm well chafed!"''

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--> ''"Rackham: Lay off me, mate! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm well chafed!"''chafed!]]"''



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** Even the old-style Assassin Creed glitches [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQGkD-7zyxY&list=UUYC_CK-KaxswH1SWfKOCcPQ make a welcome return]].
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** Also, in the tavern, he says to Edward:
-->'''Upton''': You, you are my greatest friend(swings at him) comehereI'llkillyou!
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** It becomes funnier when you learn THAT REALLY HAPPENED. In fact, it was the incident that revealed that "Mark Read" wasn't, as Mary ended up outing herself to keep from getting killed by Rackham.
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** Then he stops to [[RefugeInAudacity take a piss]] in the middle of the street, while Edward has to fend off the soldiers who come to investigate.

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** Then he stops to [[RefugeInAudacity take a piss]] piss in the middle of the street, street,]] while Edward has to fend off the soldiers who come to investigate.
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** Then he stops to [[RefugeInAudacity take a piss]] in the middle of the street, while Edward has to fend off the soldiers who come to investigate.
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** And then he asks Edward if he's going to try bring it back for him when he infiltrates the fort
-->'''Edward:''' What, in my Drawers?


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** To top it off he then gives Edwards a [[http://youtu.be/I5EavAkHjQs?t=4m00s look and a little shrug]] while Edward grins at him
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* The sound effect that plays when you rescue a shipwrecked sailor is the same sound effect you get for getting money or loot.

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* The sound effect that plays when you rescue a shipwrecked sailor is the same sound effect you get for getting money or loot.loot.
* In the second Subject Zero file, Warren Vidic's DramaticEntrance [[http://youtu.be/6mhui-bOq5c?t=13m16s "Here I come to save the day!!!"]]
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* In ''Freedom Cry'', Adewale, of all people, has one of these moments when he starts gleefully gushing about the scientific benefits of Godin's expedition. His enthusiasm makes him downright {{Adorkable}}. It's a pity that he gets brought down only a second later by a WhatTheHellHero moment.

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* In ''Freedom Cry'', Adewale, of all people, has one of these moments when he starts gleefully gushing about the scientific benefits of Godin's expedition. His enthusiasm makes him downright {{Adorkable}}. It's a pity that he gets brought down only a second later by a WhatTheHellHero moment.moment.
* The sound effect that plays when you rescue a shipwrecked sailor is the same sound effect you get for getting money or loot.
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-->'''Thatch:''' Give your Quarry something to fear, some hellish ''Thing'' from a fever'd Dream, and Men will drop to their Knees, ''pleading for their Lord before aught else'' '''''AAARRRRRGGH'''''!

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-->'''Thatch:''' Give your Quarry something to fear, some hellish ''Thing'' from a fever'd Dream, and Men will drop to their Knees, ''pleading for their Lord before aught else'' '''''AAARRRRRGGH'''''!else!'' ''AAARRRRRGGH''!
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-->'''Thatch:''' Give your Quarry something to fear, some hellish ''Thing'' from a fever'd Dream, and Men will drop to their Knees, ''pleading for their Lord before aught else'' '''''AAARRRRRGGH'''''!
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-->'''Rogers: ...And yet, for all my successes, his majesty has seen fit to sack me! And call me back to England! God bless the fucker!

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-->'''Rogers: ...-->'''Rogers''': ...And yet, for all my successes, his majesty has seen fit to sack me! And call me back to England! God bless the fucker!
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**Another during the same party is when he drunkenly announces that he has been fired as governor of the Bahamas recalled to England due to his muck-up of Nassau.
-->'''Rogers: ...And yet, for all my successes, his majesty has seen fit to sack me! And call me back to England! God bless the fucker!

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* Poor Stede Bonnet gets the full Blackbeard treatment in one part of the game, to the point that the entire screen actually gets darker as Thatch snarls in his face with those burning wicks coming out from under his hat. As soon as he's done with his speech, the whole place abruptly goes back to normal and Thatch essentially says, "Yeah, that should about do it." Blackbeard, arguably the most feared pirate to ever sail the seas, is actually very theatrical!
* There is an achievement for getting drunk of your ass and waking up in a haystack.

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* Poor Stede Bonnet gets the full Blackbeard treatment in one part of the game, to the point that the entire screen actually gets darker as Thatch snarls in his face with those burning wicks coming out from under his hat. As soon Then:
-->'''Bonnet:''' [terrified
as he's done with his speech, the whole place abruptly goes back to normal and Thatch essentially says, "Yeah, that should about do it." Blackbeard, arguably looms over him] Oh... o-oh God...
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-->'''Edward:''' [casually] Looks fine.
-->'''Thatch:''' [nonchalantly, walking away as
the most feared pirate screen returns to ever sail the seas, is actually very theatrical!
normal] 'Course it does.
* There is an achievement for getting drunk of off your ass and waking up in a haystack.
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* When [[spoiler:Rackham betrays Vane and Edward, he maroons them on a damaged ship. The conversation between the two is bound to get a few giggles.]]
--> '''Vane:''' I'll gut you, [[spoiler: Jack Rackham!]] I'll open you up, I'll tear out your organs, and string a bloody lute with 'em!\\
'''Edward:''' Stop your god damned howling, Vane! It's no bloody use!\\
'''Vane:''' Well, well, the fearsome Edward Kenway speaks! Pray tell us, captain, how to quit this predicament! And tell us what genius you have for sailing a boat with ''no sails and no rudder!''\\
'''Edward:''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT! YOUR! GOB!]]'''''
** Even better is that it's a wide shot, as in, the ship is in full view with [[ThisIsMySide Vane on one side of the ship, and Kenway on the other]]. Anyone sailing past would get a glorious front row seat to the two's [[HamToHamCombat shouting match.]]
** The name of the mission? [[Film/IngloriousBasterds Vainglorious Bastards.]]
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** Amusingly, [[spoiler: at the end of the game, Edward has become an English nobleman.]]

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** Amusingly, [[spoiler: at by the end of the game, Edward has become an English nobleman.]]

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