History Funny / ApocalypseNow

26th Aug '16 3:41:50 AM 06tele
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** Not to mention the bat-shit crazy sex encounter that followed, with Miss May telling him he kisses 'like a bird' and Chef flapping his wings like an eagle while riding her.

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** Not to mention the bat-shit crazy sex encounter that followed, with Miss May telling him he kisses 'like a bird' and Chef flapping his wings like an eagle while riding her.her.
* It's BlackComedy, but Dennis Hopper still makes you laugh:
-->'''Photojournalist''': [''Willard is looking at the rows of impaled heads on sticks''] The heads. You're looking at the heads. I, uh -- sometimes he goes too far, you know. He's the first one to admit it.
8th Aug '16 4:47:18 PM TimeLordVictorious
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** [[PrecisionFStrike "Motherfucker."]]



** [[PrecisionFStrike "Motherfucker."]]
8th Aug '16 4:46:57 PM TimeLordVictorious
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* [[OhCrap FUCKIN' TIGER!]]
9th May '15 12:02:25 PM MKBOSS12
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--> INCOMING!!

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--> INCOMING!!INCOMING!!
* Chef with Miss May, dressing her up with a black wig and telling her to 'Stick her ass out' like Miss December, even calling her Miss December before she corrected him.
**Not to mention the bat-shit crazy sex encounter that followed, with Miss May telling him he kisses 'like a bird' and Chef flapping his wings like an eagle while riding her.
19th Apr '15 8:20:22 PM BurnedBrony
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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe--the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how comes to the conclusion that Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as were far more effective than the American government led him was letting on, and his notions on how to believe--the commanders of wage the war are just as crazy as weren't all that insane at all--the masterminds of war may be even crazier than Kurtz is if not more:is!:



** Willard's view of assassinating Kurtz, in response to the colonel's unauthorized killings of individuals who he thought were enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that murder charges in a war are laughable:

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** Willard's view of assassinating Kurtz, in response to the colonel's unauthorized killings of individuals who entire assassination mission being absurd begins even earlier than that. He muses on the reason why Kurtz was being marked for death, namely that he killed people he thought were enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than spies without authorization -- an action that when he amusingly says made the US Army charge Colonel Kurtz with the crime of murder. Willard laughs at the notion that you could charge someone with something as ridiculous as murder charges in '''during a war are laughable:war.'''
7th Apr '14 3:37:46 PM LongLiveHumour
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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

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--> His report to LyndonJohnson UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''
7th Dec '13 7:19:03 PM TekMek63
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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''''
* Willard's [[LookBehindYou faking out of an artillery strike coming towards Col. Kilgore's helicopter]] and stealing his surfboard.
--> INCOMING!!
13th Jun '13 8:39:12 AM The_J_Hat
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** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."]]

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** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."Motherfucker."]]
28th Mar '13 4:42:27 AM DocLoki
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* "Charlie don't surf!"

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* "Charlie don't surf!"surf!"
* The unmistakable satisfaction in Willard's voice over the following lines:
--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''
16th Mar '13 2:47:25 AM FegelCineplex
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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] [[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]

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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] [[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]*BO]][[CurseCutShort O]][[KilledMidsentence M*]]
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