History Funny / ApocalypseNow

9th May '15 12:02:25 PM MKBOSS12
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--> INCOMING!!

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--> INCOMING!!INCOMING!!
* Chef with Miss May, dressing her up with a black wig and telling her to 'Stick her ass out' like Miss December, even calling her Miss December before she corrected him.
**Not to mention the bat-shit crazy sex encounter that followed, with Miss May telling him he kisses 'like a bird' and Chef flapping his wings like an eagle while riding her.
19th Apr '15 8:20:22 PM BurnedBrony
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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe--the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how comes to the conclusion that Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as were far more effective than the American government led him was letting on, and his notions on how to believe--the commanders of wage the war are just as crazy as weren't all that insane at all--the masterminds of war may be even crazier than Kurtz is if not more:is!:



** Willard's view of assassinating Kurtz, in response to the colonel's unauthorized killings of individuals who he thought were enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that murder charges in a war are laughable:

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** Willard's view of assassinating Kurtz, in response to the colonel's unauthorized killings of individuals who entire assassination mission being absurd begins even earlier than that. He muses on the reason why Kurtz was being marked for death, namely that he killed people he thought were enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than spies without authorization -- an action that when he amusingly says made the US Army charge Colonel Kurtz with the crime of murder. Willard laughs at the notion that you could charge someone with something as ridiculous as murder charges in '''during a war are laughable:war.'''
7th Apr '14 3:37:46 PM LongLiveHumour
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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

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--> His report to LyndonJohnson UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''
7th Dec '13 7:19:03 PM TekMek63
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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''

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--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''''
* Willard's [[LookBehindYou faking out of an artillery strike coming towards Col. Kilgore's helicopter]] and stealing his surfboard.
--> INCOMING!!
13th Jun '13 8:39:12 AM The_J_Hat
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** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."]]

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** [[PrecisionFStrike "Fucker."Motherfucker."]]
28th Mar '13 4:42:27 AM DocLoki
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* "Charlie don't surf!"

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* "Charlie don't surf!"surf!"
* The unmistakable satisfaction in Willard's voice over the following lines:
--> His report to LyndonJohnson and the Joint Chiefs of Staff was classified. ''Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them.''
16th Mar '13 2:47:25 AM FegelCineplex
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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] [[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]

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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] [[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]*BO]][[CurseCutShort O]][[KilledMidsentence M*]]
25th Feb '13 12:25:35 PM TrollBrutal
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--> '''Willard''': Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

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--> '''Willard''': Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.500.
* "Charlie don't surf!"
8th Jan '13 11:06:02 PM StAraqiel
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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:

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* During one examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as insane as the American government led him to believe, the believe--the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:
8th Jan '13 11:05:39 PM StAraqiel
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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] *[[StuffBlowingUp BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM]]*

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* [[TrashTalk "HEY, G.I.! FUCKó"]] *[[StuffBlowingUp BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM]]*[[StuffBlowingUp *BO]][[KilledMidsentence OM*]]



-->'''Chef:''' How come all you guys sit on your helmets?\\
'''Soldier:''' So we don't get our balls blown off.\\
''*Chef laughs uproariously*''\\
(beat)\\
''*Chef takes off his helmet and sits on it*''
* During one of Willard's examinations of Colonel Kurtz's profile information Captain Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as absurd as the American Government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:
--> '''Willard:''' No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.
** Captain Willard's views on assassinating Colonel Kurtz, in response to his unauthorized killings of spies who he thought were the enemy, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that charging people of murder in a war is laughable:
--> '''Willard:''' Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

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-->'''Chef:''' -->'''Chef''': How come all you guys sit on your helmets?\\
'''Soldier:''' '''Soldier''': So we don't get our balls blown off.\\
''*Chef ''[Chef laughs uproariously*''\\
(beat)\\
''*Chef
uproariously]''\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
''[Chef
takes off his helmet and sits on it*''
it]''
* During one of Willard's examinations examination of Colonel Kurtz's profile information Captain information, Willard finally affirms how Kurtz's methods aren't as absurd insane as the American Government government led him to believe, the commanders of the war are just as crazy as Kurtz is if not more:
--> '''Willard:''' '''Willard''': No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star four-star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.
** Captain Willard's views on view of assassinating Colonel Kurtz, in response to his the colonel's unauthorized killings of spies individuals who he thought were the enemy, enemy spies, as absurd takes place even earlier than that when he amusingly says that charging people of murder charges in a war is are laughable:
--> '''Willard:''' '''Willard''': Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
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