History Funny / AnimeAbandon

* Suave originally thinks the main character hired an actress to help sell the time travel storyline to his love interest to get out of a long term relationship, only to be mystified when the time travel stuff is all legit. To be fair, the orginal audience were probably just as weired out considering that, while bad, all the of this happens at the tail end of the series, where before that point there were no hints of any sci-fi or supernatural elements to the story.

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--->"'''Grandma'''": And you should be sure to lock the door if you decide [[ADateWithRosiePalms to spank it]] to that filthy Venusian porn.\\

* When Suave sees his first SkinshipGrope, he raises his right hand into view [[ADateWithRosiePalms to overtly lower it back down]], only to get interrupted by Censor Kaiser launching himself at his wrist to stop it.

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* When the main character says she's so hungry she "could eat a cloud whale," Sage asks whether said cloud whale is bigger or smaller than [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop an]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Octorok.]]

--->'''Sage''': (''Offscreen'') [-You ''fucking [[CountryMatters cunt]]''! You yeast-infected, cum-gargling, shit-eating knob-gobbler! You have the fucking gall to claim "misogyny" [[{{Hypocrite}} after the fucking shit you've pulled]]?! Sleeping with team members, trying to belittle Hiro for not having balls, injecting yourself into every situation like a goddamned AttentionWhore, and now ''demanding'' you ride shotgun into a real battle and endangering yourself ''and'' the Resistance?! You unbelievable bitch! I hope you ''do'' get to ride shotgun, and he loses control, and sends your peppy ass flying into a rock face, ''headfirst'' like a fly on a windshield! You are everything that is wrong with humanity, and ''the world is a lesser place with you in it''! May God have mercy on your wretched soul, because you sure as hell ain't gonna find it here!-] (''Returns to his seat'') ''Fuck'' I needed that.

* The Nostalgia Critic upset about having a real live chimp portraying Chim-Chim. Sage counterpoints that the Wachowskis could've gone the UUnintentionalncannyValley route by showing the Critic a scene from ''Going Bananas''.

--> ''But for reasons unbenkownst to Shinji, he has been called back to the rebuilt Tokyo because he is the perfect ''Anime/{{Pilot Cand|idate}}'' ... You almost got me on that one, ya sneaky little devil! Now go back in the bin where you belong!''\\

-->'''Sage''': *shakily holds a tea set* And oh child, you can bet your sweet ass that we'll get back to that one!

-->'''Sage''': (chipper) And if you think I'm going to try and say that on camera, you can go screw yourself!

--> '''Sage''': (heroic narrator tone) But who in the world would be able to possess the heroic medal and stalwart character necessary to willingly pilot these titantic weapons and put themselves in danger all for humanity's sake?\\
--> '''Shinji''': I can't! I can't do this!\\
--> '''Sage''': He'll do!

--> ''But for reasons unbenkownst to Shinji, he has been called back to the rebuilt Tokyo because he is the perfect ''Anime/{{Pilot Cand|idate}}'' ... You almost got me on that one, ya sneaky little devil! Now go back in the bin where you belong!''
--> ''Tosses the anime at a dumpster of Rei clones, which lands next to [[Anime/DarlingInTheFranxx three]] [[VideoGame/{{Devadasy}} fellow]] [[Anime/DualParallelTroubleAdventure Eva]] [[FollowTheLeader clones]].''

* Sage talks about how ''Psychic Wars'' was simply a product of its time and that otaku should've been grateful for what they could find at the time. Then he discovers that ''Psychic Wars'' was released in 2002. Cue a listing of all of the anime licensed in 2002 that Sage thinks are way better than ''Psychic Wars'': ''Anime/{{Berserk|1997}}'', ''Anime/ExcelSaga'', ''Anime/{{FLCL}}'', ''Anime/{{Metropolis}}'', and... ''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick La Blue Girl Returns]]''. (Yes, he thinks a hentai is way better than ''Psychic Wars'').[[note]]All of the above, sans ''La Blue Girl'', would later be reviewed on the show.[[/note]]

* The [[TooDumbToLive blatant stupidity]] of Sophia, when she tries to argue that the main protagonist ought to [[GreyAndGreyMorality respect the practices and beliefs]] of the people of San Francisco. Under normal circumstances, this might be fine. However, all of the people in San Francisco have been reduced to a nearly feral state and are trying to capture a woman for human sacrifice to [[CargoCult a giant hi-tech backhoe.]]

* The [[TooDumbToLive blatant stupidity]] of Albee, when she tries to argue that the main protagonist ought to [[GreyAndGreyMorality respect the practices and beliefs]] of the people of San Francisco. Under normal circumstances, this might be fine. However, all of the people in San Francisco have been reduced to a nearly feral state and are trying to capture a woman for human sacrifice to [[CargoCult a giant hi-tech backhoe.]]

* When Albee explains that her race caused the amnesia because they thought it would do humans good, Sage shows all the chaos that resulted and adds the caption "Remember: For your own good."

* Bennett is ''not'' happy to see the voice actress of Albee from ''Literature/AWindNamedAmnesia'' back as the annoying [[TooDumbToLive and stupid]] IntrepidReporter Sue Sommers.

* Suave trying to find a connection between [[NamesTheSame Censor Kaiser and Nailkaizer]].

* And when Olivier mentions that he'd studied to become a sage, [[NamesTheSame Sage]] can't resist the obvious pun, going into a long-winded rant about how soul-sucking his job can be before finishing [[MadeMyselfSad with an extended beat]].

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* When showing the infamous ending of the TV series, he puts in another [[VideoGame/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} infamous "Congratulations" ending]].

* Bennett gets to Chapel's role in the story and realizes he has to reference Creator/RobLiefeld's work with ''Comicbook/{{Youngblood}}''. He admits that he wanted to ask [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] for help. Cut to Linkara crying NO! in the fetal position.

* Bennett loudly, furiously masturbating as KAGOME! [[{{Wangst}} wangsts]].

* "...when Music/JohnLennon imagined [[OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions a world without countries or religion]], I don't think he was imagining this...unless [[Music/YokoOno Yoko]] slipped him the brown acid..."

* The fact that Lupin is voiced by Creator/DavidHayter is "the gift that keeps on giving!", allowing Sage to crack multiple ''Franchise/MetalGear'' jokes.

* The real antagonist of the series, a sadistic gangster named Ken, is described as [[CardCarryingVillain so splutteringly evil]], Sage asks "Why not just call him [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf]] [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin]] [[WouldHarmAChild McKillBaby]]?"

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* When discussing Mink's [[CuteButCacophonic distinctive voice]], Sage points out that the Japanese voice is just as grating as the dub, going into a brief MadnessMantra of "There's no escape!" Cue a ShoutOut to WesternAnimation/TheCritic with "[[IncrediblyLamePun Wheel]] [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Be Right Back]]" title card.

* He does, however, get sick of Akira's [[ObliviousToLove continued insensitivity towards others]], comparing him negatively to [[Anime/TenchiMuyo Tenchi]] who was genuinely kind and considerate, but even if he ''wasn't'', he was at least considerate of others' feelings.

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* [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DR8ANGYUMAA2-iu.jpg PRETTY BOYS WITH PROBLEMS!...yeah!]]

* The Nostalgia Critic upset about having a real live chimp portraying Chim-Chim. Sage counterpoints that the Wachowskis could've gone the UncannyValley route by showing the Critic a scene from ''Going Bananas''.

* The [[GainaxEnding ridiculous ending]], complete with quotes from [[CriticalDissonance extremely]] [[EightPointEight positive]] [[ReviewsAreTheGospel reviews]] from legitimate websites pasted over the footage.

--> '''Suave:''' Mmm, [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus]], keep the helmet ''on.''

** The text on the diploma itself: "This certificate recognizes the fucking awesome proficiency and skill of GABE in the field of internet-based holyshitheactuallyfuckinggraduatedthisbullshitcourse comedy. May they make people laugh by being spastic and [[{{Corpsing}} dumping out of every punchline]], that of course, being the punchline."

** The first interpretation is labeled "How Trolls See Themselves," as she sips from a glass of wine and speaks in an even-handed tone. The second interpretation is labeled "How The Rest Of Us See Them," and involves her yelling indignantly while [[KnifeNut waving around a butcher's knife.]]

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-->'''Shinji''': I can't! I can't do this!\\
-->'''Sage''': He'll do!
* Sage stops himself from accidentally making a reference to ''Anime/PilotCandidate''.
--> ''Now go back in the bin where you belong!''

--> '''Shinji''': I can't! I can't do this!\\
--> ''Sage'': He'll do!

--> ''[[Tosses the anime at a dumpster of Rei clones, which lands next to [[Anime/DarlingInTheFranxx three]] [[VideoGame/{{Devadasy}} fellow]] [[Anime/DualParallelTroubleAdventure Eva]] [[FollowTheLeader clones]].''

--> ''[[Tosses the anime at a dumpster of Rei clones, landing next to [[Anime/DarlingInTheFranxx three]] [[VideoGame/Devadasy fellow]] [[Anime/DualParallelTroubleAdventure Eva]] [[FollowTheLeader clones]].''

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