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29th Oct '15 2:56:26 PM KarMann
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* The comics had some hilarious artwork (Apone thinking, "What a jerk!" when his mouth looks like it's broken), and even funnier out-of-charachter one liners and quotes:

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* The comics had some hilarious artwork (Apone thinking, "What a jerk!" when his mouth looks like it's broken), and even funnier out-of-charachter out-of-character one liners and quotes:



-->'''Atax''': So-how do you like your eggs, queenie? Scrambled, of fried? Howzabout scrambled?

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-->'''Atax''': So-how do you like your eggs, queenie? Scrambled, of or fried? Howzabout scrambled?
12th Nov '14 3:23:46 PM Jak4
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You wouldn't think a series of slasher style movies would have much humor, you'd be wrong.

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You wouldn't think a series of slasher style movies [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE]] would have much humor, you'd be wrong.




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* When Ripley finally shuts down Ash's decapitated head, his face is stuck in a [[SmugSnake shit-eating grin.]]
27th Oct '14 8:58:39 PM lameasskid
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* A bit dark but at the beginning of the infamous chest burster scene, Kane begins choking but Parker tells him the food isn't ''that'' bad.
* The scene where Brett's VerbalTic is discussed.
31st Aug '14 7:00:54 PM Twentington
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* The BrickJoke over Jones the cat. When they go searching for the infant ChestBurster, Parker, Brett and Ripley get startled by [[CatScare Jones.]] With Brett not catching him, because it wasn't the ChestBurster. Parker berating Brett at first, but going into hysterical laughter when Brett said it was only Jones, which causes them all to laugh. When Brett goes to look for Jones, it seems like Jones is [[CatsAreMean only being a jerk, hissing and not moving from it's spot.]] [[MoodWhiplash However it becomes]] [[RightBehindYou scary when the]] [[NightmareFuel alien now grown is behind Brett before his demise.]] The cat is never seen again until near the end, when Ripley has to race against both the countdown and the alien before the ship blows.

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* The BrickJoke over Jones the cat. When they go searching for the infant ChestBurster, Parker, Brett and Ripley get startled by [[CatScare Jones.]] With Brett not catching him, because it wasn't the ChestBurster. Parker berating Brett at first, but going into hysterical laughter when Brett said it was only Jones, which causes them all to laugh. When Brett goes to look for Jones, it seems like Jones is [[CatsAreMean only being a jerk, hissing and not moving from it's its spot.]] [[MoodWhiplash However it becomes]] [[RightBehindYou scary when the]] [[NightmareFuel alien now grown is behind Brett before his demise.]] The cat is never seen again until near the end, when Ripley has to race against both the countdown and the alien before the ship blows.
28th Aug '14 11:48:55 AM STFilmmaker
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* The BrickJoke over Jones the cat. When they go searching for the infant ChestBurster, Parker, Brett and Ripley get startled by [[CatScare Jones.]] With Brett not catching him, because it wasn't the ChestBurster. Parker berating Brett at first, but going into hysterical laughter when Brett said it was only Jones, which causes them all to laugh. When Brett goes to look for Jones, it seems like Jones is [[CatsAreMean only being a jerk, hissing and not moving from it's spot.]] [[MoodWhiplash However it becomes]] [[RightBehindYou scary when the]] [[NightmareFuel alien now grown is behind Brett before his demise.]] The cat is never seen again until near the end, when Ripley has to race against both the countdown and the alien before the ship blows.
10th Jun '13 11:58:25 PM Troper251
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-->'''Apone''': Monster rhinos ?!?

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-->'''Apone''': Monster rhinos ?!?rhinos?!?
3rd Jun '13 1:37:51 AM Troper251
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* The comics had some hilarious artwork (Apone thinking, "What a jerk!" when his mouth looks like it's broken), and even funnier one liners and out-of-context quotes:

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* The comics had some hilarious artwork (Apone thinking, "What a jerk!" when his mouth looks like it's broken), and even funnier out-of-charachter one liners and out-of-context quotes:
2nd Jun '13 6:42:37 PM Troper251
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!! The Kenner Comic book series
* The comics had some hilarious artwork (Apone thinking, "What a jerk!" when his mouth looks like it's broken), and even funnier one liners and out-of-context quotes:
-->'''Ripley''' (when facing a giant facehugger): HUG THIS!
-->'''Apone''': Monster rhinos ?!?
-->'''Atax''': So-how do you like your eggs, queenie? Scrambled, of fried? Howzabout scrambled?
-->'''Bishop''': Everything's cool...for now!
10th Mar '13 4:31:07 PM Morgenthaler
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Works with their own pages:

* ''Funny/{{Aliens}}''
* ''Funny/AlienResurrection''



!! Aliens
* '''Aliens''' seems to have the most in the way of funny moments. Almost all of them are provided by surprise surprise Hudson.
** Here's a good Hudson line.
--> '''Gorman''': Hicks, meet me at the south lock. We're coming in.
--> '''Hudson''': He's comin' in. I feel safer already.
** One of his best is even earlier than that.
--> '''Hudson''': Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
--> '''Gorman''': All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
--> '''Frost''': Excuse me, sir, a what?
--> '''Gorman''': A xenomorph.
--> '''Hicks''': It's a bughunt.
** Also:
--> '''Hudson''': Man, this floor is freezing!
--> '''Apone''': What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
--> '''Hudson''': Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.
--> ''[Apone points at his own eye with his [[FlippingTheBird middle finger]]]''
--> '''Apone''': Look into my eye.
** After Gorman's briefing, the sergeant tells Hudson he wants to have a little "chat".
--> '''Sgt. Apone''': Hudson, come here. COME HERE.
** Also speaking of Hudson on the receiving end:
--> '''Hudson''': Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?\\
'''Vasquez''': [[TakeThat No... have you?]]
* Bishop pulling his knife trick on Hudson. The latter's [[OhCrap expression]] throughout is absolutely priceless.
* Oddly enough one of the funniest lines goes to Burke of all people. Of course he's just doing it to be sarcastic, but still!
--> '''Hudson''': What are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?!
--> '''Burke''': Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
!! Alien Ressurrection

* ''Alien Ressurrection'' also has several moments of humor, though mostly dark comedy.
** Captain Elgyn of the ''Betty'' giving a kid officer on the ''Auriga'' his authorization.
--> "Here is my authorization, son; it's E.A.T. M.E.
-->"I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that please?"
* "Intruder on level one. All aliens please report to level one."
* Ripley has just been captured by the aliens, but the others are forced to flee and are unable to go back and help her.
--> "We can't leave her! This isn't right."
-->"I've been telling myself that all day..."
15th Feb '13 10:36:32 AM fawkesfeather
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** "Intruder on level one. All aliens please report to level one."

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** * "Intruder on level one. All aliens please report to level one."
* Ripley has just been captured by the aliens, but the others are forced to flee and are unable to go back and help her.
--> "We can't leave her! This isn't right."
-->"I've been telling myself that all day...
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