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-->'''Karl:''' It says, It says misspelled in fuckin' cut out letter from a newspaper: "[[YouMakeMeSic FUK U WE gEnEsTEALERs My nAME Is KARMA KAsTIITARRIKAARI I cOME FROM FInLAnD]]"

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-->'''Karl:''' It says, It says misspelled in fuckin' cut out letter from a newspaper: "[[YouMakeMeSic FUK "FUK U WE gEnEsTEALERs My nAME Is KARMA KAsTIITARRIKAARI I cOME FROM FInLAnD]]"FInLAnD"
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* Alfa starts off the episode mocking Youtube's automatic captioning system's habit of {{Mondegreen}}.

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* Alfa starts off the episode mocking Youtube's automatic captioning system's habit of {{Mondegreen}}.misinterpreting speech.
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fresh's description of kiwi





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\n\n** Fresh's [[spoiler: reasoning for Kiwi]] was glorious:
--> [[spoiler:'''Kiwi:''']] [[spoiler: Why did you kill Kiwi anyway?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: Because, Kiwi, my case for killing you was that I know you, my friend. Whenever you're a liar, you feign ignorance so well that, quite frankly, it makes you appear dumb, when you're, in fact, a decieving genius. You are the viscout of liars. You are the- You were the perfect infiltrator. You were the right amount of clever, stupid, ignorant, and yet also pure evil.]]


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** Also from the role reveals comes Karl's last NeverLiveItDown moment in the video, which leads to him asking everyone to verbally flagellate him for his blunder before all apologizing to Joel.

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** Also from the role reveals comes Karl's last NeverLiveItDown OnceDoneNeverForgotten moment in the video, which leads to him asking everyone to verbally flagellate him for his blunder before all apologizing to Joel.
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VR Chat Session.

* The session is off to a good start. And by that, we mean that Zoran shot people with his bolter, leading to the game crashing for people and putting the whole thing on hold for almost an hour.
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-->'''Dr. White:'' This is the first first-day murder.

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-->'''Dr. White:'' White:''' This is the first first-day murder.
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-->'''Dr. White:'' (nervously) Congratulations... (laughs nervously)

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-->'''Dr. White:'' White:''' (nervously) Congratulations... (laughs nervously)

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** The kicker: White was innocent all along

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** The kicker: White was [[spoiler: innocent all alongfor once.]]
-->'''Dr. White:'' This is the first first-day murder.
-->'''Karl:''' [[AxCrazy POUR LIQUID NITROGEN ON HIS FACE.]]
-->'''Dr. White:'' (nervously) Congratulations... (laughs nervously)
-->'''Mako:''' (cheerfully) Congratulations! You've lost!
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* Dr. White is indicted by Thunder on the first day "for obvious reasons." In particular, based on White being a Genestealer on the past two days. Thunder's motive is either he kills White now and he turns out to be a Genestealer or he adds another innocent to his kill count
** White is then unanimously voted to be killed, with each vote for yea growing increasingly unhinged
-->'''Alfa:''' ...Kill Dr. White, yea or nay. Voytek?
-->'''Voytek:''' Yea!
-->'''Alfa:''' Failsnake?
-->'''Failsnake:''' Hell yeah.
-->'''Alfa:''' Sierra?
-->'''Sierra:''' ...Huh? Yeah sure.
-->'''Alfa:''' Kiwi?
-->'''Kiwi:''' Sacrifice him to the sun!
-->'''Alfa:''' Mako?
-->'''Mako:''' ...[[SuddenlyShouting YEEEES!]]
-->'''Alfa:''' Holy shit...Karl?
-->'''Karl:''' DROWN HIM IN THE BATHTUB!
** The kicker: White was innocent all along
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-->'''Karl:''' [[GunsNRoses Can you hear the whistle blowing early in the morning, take me down to the trench hole shitty where the gas is green and the gore is pretty.]]

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-->'''Karl:''' [[GunsNRoses [[Music/GunsNRoses Can you hear the whistle blowing early in the morning, take me down to the trench hole shitty where the gas is green and the gore is pretty.]]
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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. This is about as a good idea as it sounds.

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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter Franchise/HarryPotter to the viewer. This is about as a good idea as it sounds.
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* Gav's complaint about the loudness of the bolters.
-->'''Gav:''' Oh fuck me in the ass that's loud!


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTR_1aUzmE Zoran Tries To Assemble the Space Wolves]]
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* The sheer fact that Two Writers from the Black Library and Two guys from Youtube band together to somehow create one of the most Bumbling Death Wing squad ever created.

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* The sheer fact that Two Writers from the Black Library and Two guys from Youtube band together to somehow create one of the most Bumbling Death Wing squad squads ever created.



* Alfabus reveals that before he learned to speak english, was a swedish person and was just getting into 40k he reveals that he pronounced Genestealers as jenastealers and then pronounced Chaos as CHOWCE. [[note]] Almost similar to how someone would pronoun Chao from the sonic franchise.[[/note]]

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* Alfabus reveals that before he learned to speak english, was a swedish person and was just getting into 40k he reveals that he pronounced Genestealers as jenastealers "jenastealers" and then pronounced Chaos as CHOWCE. [[note]] Almost similar to how someone would pronoun Chao from the sonic franchise.[[/note]]

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* Fresh's insults on Alfabusa goes so overboard that Karl actually breaks characters and Anchor actually asks him to stop.

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* Fresh's insults on Alfabusa goes so overboard that Karl actually breaks characters to say "Jesus Christ!" and Anchor actually asks him to stop.



[[folder: Greatest Deathwing Squad ever assembled!]]
Players: [[note]]Players: [V-M] Valrak [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrCHY6wVw5D7hMsM-LPBr1w Chapter Master Valrak on Youtube.]] Dead Blue Clown ([[Literature/HorusHeresy Aaron Demski-Bowden]]), gavthorpe ([[CaptainObvious Gav]] [[Literature/ThePathOfTheEldar Thorpe]]) and Alfabusa.[[/note]]
* The sheer fact that Two Writers from the Black Library and Two guys from Youtube band together to somehow create one of the most Bumbling Death Wing squad ever created.
* Valrak revealing he turned FriendlyFire off, just in case.
--> '''Gav:''' What a wise man.
* Alfabus reveals that before he learned to speak english, was a swedish person and was just getting into 40k he reveals that he pronounced Genestealers as jenastealers and then pronounced Chaos as CHOWCE. [[note]] Almost similar to how someone would pronoun Chao from the sonic franchise.[[/note]]
*[[https://aarondembskibowden.wordpress.com/2017/11/03/deathwing-the-best-of-the-best/ More information]] from Aaron's side.
[[/folder]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpOpQZAO9A All you needs to know about Mako]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpOpQZAO9A All you needs need to know about Mako]]

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[[folder: OtherStuff]]

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[[folder: OtherStuff]]Other Stuff]]


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpOpQZAO9A All you needs to know about Mako]]
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* Fresh's insults on Alfabusa goes so overboard that Karl actually breaks characters and Anchor actually asks him to stop.
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--> (As the rest of the Genestealers debate how to kill Thunder he ascends to the afterlife the lyrics of ''My heart will go on'')

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--> (As the rest of the Genestealers debate how to kill Thunder he ascends to the afterlife the lyrics of ''My heart will go on'')Heart Will Go On'')
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--> [[spoiler: '''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: Yeah i killed Sierra because i thought that thing with the dice was him playing stupid, but i kinda forgot that no, Sierra really is that goddamn stupid.]]



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--> [[spoiler: '''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: Yeah i I killed Sierra because i I thought that thing with the dice was him playing stupid, but i I kinda forgot that no, Sierra really is that goddamn stupid.]]


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-->'''Fresh:''' Why haven't we taken- Why haven't we called a Space Marine Chapter to take care of that? It seem's like an Issue.

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-->'''Fresh:''' Why haven't we taken- Why haven't we called a Space Marine Chapter to take care of that? It seem's seems like an Issue.issue.
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* During the vote to kill Failsnake, Mako votes no. Everyone quickly realizes how odd that is since Mako is the one who accused Failsnake. Cue the camera zooming in as "Killing in the name of" plays.

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* During the vote to kill Failsnake, Mako votes no. Everyone quickly realizes how odd that is since Mako is the one who accused Failsnake. Cue the camera zooming in as ''[[Music/{{RageAgainstTheMachine}} "Killing in the name of" Name"]]'' plays.
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Fresh was the genestealer that time. Mako wasn't even playing.


* And then at the trial [[spoiler: The group successfully votes to kill Failsnake, allowing the Genestealers [[note]] Mako, Blessed, and Dr. White AGAIN[[/note]] To secure a ''second clean sweep.'']]

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* And then at the trial [[spoiler: The group successfully votes to kill Failsnake, allowing the Genestealers [[note]] Mako, Fresh, Blessed, and Dr. White AGAIN[[/note]] To secure a ''second clean sweep.'']]

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* For some reason [=ThunderPsyker=] is relegated to just being a spectator and occasional commentator of the squad's antic, He's also been dubbed as the magical Sky Commissar(For some reason if you leave the command range or try to get away from the group you are almost immediately executed).

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* For some reason [=ThunderPsyker=] is relegated to just being a spectator and occasional commentator of the squad's antic, He's also been dubbed as the magical Sky Commissar(For Commissar(Because for some reason if you leave the command range or try to get away from the group you are almost immediately executed).



--> (As the nearby enemy controlled trench is bombarded.) '''Karl:''' There we go boys!

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--> (As the nearby enemy controlled trench is bombarded.) '''Karl:''' )
-->'''Karl:'''
There we go boys!



-->'''Alfa:''' Oh no.

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-->'''Alfa:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no.]]



-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes Near Alfa and pulls out a revolver*''' You wanna speak to my fucking revolver boy!?

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-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes Near near Alfa and pulls out a revolver*''' You wanna speak to my fucking revolver boy!?



-->'''Fresh:''' This motherfucker's got a machine gun,[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and he missed me with every shot...]]

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-->'''Fresh:''' This motherfucker's got a machine gun,[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy gun, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and he missed me with every shot...]]

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-->'''Fresh:''' *!!! In Slow-motion!!!* Take up positions-

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-->'''Fresh:''' *!!! In Slow-motion!!!* ''In Slow-motion'' Take up positions-



-->!!!(Music Abruptly Stops)!!! '''Karl:''' Well, don't fucking worry about it, I'm your fucking new Corporal now.

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-->!!!(Music -->''(Music Abruptly Stops)!!! Stops)''
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'''Karl:''' Well, don't fucking worry about it, I'm your fucking new Corporal now.



-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes Near Alfa*''' You wanna speak to my fucking revolver boy!?

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-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes Near Alfa*''' Alfa and pulls out a revolver*''' You wanna speak to my fucking revolver boy!?



-->'''Fresh:''' I was dead for like, half the waves because i refused to retreat...

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-->'''Fresh:''' I was dead for like, half the waves because i I refused to retreat...
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** As a day draws to a close not long after, Karl makes a soft tooting noise with his kazoo. Fresh immediately, but just as quietly, interjects.
-->'''Fresh:''' Shut the fuck up, elevator...

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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. This
It's a bout as a good idea as it sounds.

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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. This
It's a bout
This is about as a good idea as it sounds.
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* Corpsing*

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* Corpsing*--> '''Corpsing'''
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* Corpsing*

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* Corpsing**Corpsing*
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-->'''Karl:''' I don't even know where the fuck, I am from...

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-->'''Karl:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping I don't even know where the fuck, I am from...]]

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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. This glorious quote is the end result.

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* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. This
It's a bout as a good idea as it sounds.
--> I'll show you what you've done to my friends, I cast PTSD!
--> I cast leprosy!
--> I cast unborn fetus at you.
*Corpsing*
-->'''Somebody:''' For fuck's sake, Karl stop!
--> I'll show you Malfoy! I cast AIDS!
-->'''Nurse Garrot:''' Lets Not Do
This Again.
** And this
glorious quote is the end result.



* Anchors reaction to the Squad's Name. [[note]] Which is weird considering he '''had'''to know the squad's name before joining them... [[/note]]

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* Anchors reaction to the Squad's Name. [[note]] Which is weird considering he '''had'''to '''had''' to know the squad's name before joining them... [[/note]]



-->'''Anchors:''' "[=ThunderPsyker=]'s [=BOi=] PUSSAY runabout",I'm so sorry [[FlatWhat what?]]

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-->'''Anchors:''' "[=ThunderPsyker=]'s [=BOi=] PUSSAY runabout",I'm runabout", I'm so sorry [[FlatWhat what?]]

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