History Film / WildWildWest

* BulletProofVest

* InstantSedation: Artemus Gordon's sleeping gas billiard balls

* FridgeLogic: Okay, [[spoiler:Jim survives getting shot in the check at point-blank range thanks to Artemus' bullet-proof vest. But how could he have possibly survived the 80-foot plummet to the ground below, where we see him landing flat on his back? It should've at least paralyzed him]].

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Quality and origin of the film aside, it does have some quite funny moments. When all is said and done, it's still Kevin Kline and Will Smith: two exceptionally funny, good actors.
** The entire scene in the desert after they were chased by the giant saws.
-->'''West:''' Gordon, what's your plan for getting this thing off my neck?
-->'''Gordon:''' Excuse me?
-->'''West:''' Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're the master of this mechanical stuff.
-->'''Gordon:''' -laughs- Oh ho ho, I see. ''Now'' I'm the master of the mechanical ''stuff''. As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless -- '''[[LargeHam JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!]]''' -- decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!
-->'''West:''' Gordon, I think you need to calm down.
-->'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the Master of the Mechanical STUFF! And I have to help you! You, the master of the '''STUPID STUFF!'''
** "I learned that from a China man!" ''([[GoodOldFisticuffs Whack]])'' "I just made that up."
** "She's a breath of [[FreudianSlip fresh ass]]." "...you said ass." "No, I didn't! I said I like having her on board. She's a breast of fresh air." [[DeadpanSnarker "Let's get some shut ass."]]

** "I learned that from a China man!" ''(Whack)'' "I just made that up."

* OverlyLongGag: Loveless and West toss more than a dozen jokes back in forth in a single conversation about Jim being black and Loveless being in a wheelchair with no legs.

* DethroningMomentOfSuck: The "let's get some shutass" scene. Or possibly the entire movie. YourMileageMayVary, indeed.

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas

* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Actually, aside from West being a comissioned officer, most other characters treat him exactly as you'd expect a black man to be treated in the late 19th century.

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas, leading to the painfully unfunny "let's get some shutass" scene.

** "She's a breath of [[FreudianSlip fresh ass]]." "...you said ass." "No, I didn't! I said I like having her on board. She's a breast of fresh air." [[DeadpanSnarker "Let's get some shut ass."]]

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas.

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas, leading to the painfully unfunny "Let's get some shutass" scene.

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas.

* WardrobeMalfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas, leading to the painfully unfunny "Let's get some shutass" scene.

* MsFanservice: [[SalmaHayek Salma Hayek's]] character sure does look good. It helps that she spends a good chunk of the film in little more than a [[OfCorsetsSexy corset]].

-->'''Gordon:''' * laughs* Oh ho ho, I see. * Now* I'm the master of the mechanical ''stuff''. As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless -- '''[[LargeHam JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!]]''' -- decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!

--->'''West:''' I have no idea Dr. Loveless, I'm just as stumped as you are.

** Actually {{Lampshaded}} by the President: "Not everything requires your method of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and when everybody's dead, try and ask a question or two."

-->'''Gordon:''' * laughs* Oh ho ho, I see. * Now* I'm the master of "this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless -- '''[[LargeHam JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!]]''' -- decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!

-->'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff"! And I have to help you! You, the master of the STUPID STUFF!

*** DethroningMomentOfSuck. See YourMileageMayVary below.

* MsFanservice: [[SalmaHayek Salma Hayek's]] character sure does look good. It helps that she spends a good chunk of the film in little more than a [[OfCorsetSexy corset]].

* MsFanservice: [[SalmaHayek Salma Hayek's]] character doesn't really affect the plot in any way, but she sure does look good.

* SoBadItsHorrible: God.