History Film / TheVillain

20th Jul '16 9:49:27 PM JackG
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* GroinAttack: The evil Cactus Jack invites Nervous Elk to join him in ravishing Charming. Nervous Elk declines, saying that white women always [[FateWorseThanDeath hold back one bullet for themselves so they can't be raped]]. Except for that one woman who used her bullet to shoot Elk's balls off.

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* GroinAttack: The evil Cactus Jack invites Nervous Elk to join him in [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ravishing Charming.Charming]]. Nervous Elk declines, saying that white women always [[FateWorseThanDeath hold back one bullet for themselves so they can't be raped]]. Except for that one woman who used her bullet to shoot Nervous Elk's balls off.
20th Jul '16 9:47:12 PM JackG
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* GroinAttack: The evil Cactus Jack invites Nervous Elk to join him in ravishing Charming. Nervous Elk declines, saying that white women always [[FateWorseThanDeath hold back one bullet for themselves so they can't be raped]]. Except for that one woman who used her bullet to shoot Elk's balls off.
20th Jul '16 9:23:26 PM JackG
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* AttackAtDawn: Indians never attack at night, because they're too busy pounding on [[JungleDrums THOSE DAMNED DRUMS!]]


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* DawnAttack: Indians never attack at night, because they're too busy pounding on [[JungleDrums THOSE DAMNED DRUMS!]]
20th Jul '16 9:22:50 PM JackG
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* AttackAtDawn: Indians never attack at night, because they're too busy pounding on [[JungleDrums THOSE DAMNED DRUMS!]]
14th Jul '16 3:02:03 AM Geoduck
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''The Villain'', AKA ''[[MarketBasedTitle Cactus Jack]]'', is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by Creator/AnnMargret) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson (Jack Elam), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade (Creator/KirkDouglas) into stealing it back. What [[HilarityEnsues then unfolds]] is literally a [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]

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''The Villain'', AKA ''[[MarketBasedTitle Cactus Jack]]'', is a 1979 comedy directed by [[Film/TheCannonballRun Hal]] [[Film/SmokeyAndTheBandit Needham]] parodying western films in general. It stars Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by Creator/AnnMargret) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson (Jack Elam), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade (Creator/KirkDouglas) and Slade's [[SapientSteed super-genius horse]] Whiskey into stealing it back. What [[HilarityEnsues then unfolds]] is literally a [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]



* AnimalReactionShot: Whiskey gets into this territory a few time.



* CoolHorse: Cactus Jack's [[SapientSteed super-genius horse]] Whiskey. The horse keeps reminding him this all the time.

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* ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike: Cactus Jack, after Whiskey saves him from being [[PowderTrail blown up]]. In fairness, Whiskey accomplishes this by kicking Jack out of range with his back feet.
* CoolHorse: Cactus Jack's [[SapientSteed super-genius horse]] Whiskey. The horse keeps reminding him Slade of this all the time.
30th May '16 9:05:09 AM JamesAustin
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* [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe Aren't You Going To Ravish Me?]]: Charming is not subtle about what she wants.

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* [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe Aren't You Going To Ravish Me?]]: ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Charming is not subtle about what she wants.
30th May '16 9:04:26 AM JamesAustin
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''The Villain'', AKA ''[[MarketBasedTitle Cactus Jack]]'', is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by AnnMargret) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson (JackElam), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade (Creator/KirkDouglas) into stealing it back. What [[HilarityEnsues then unfolds]] is literally a [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]

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''The Villain'', AKA ''[[MarketBasedTitle Cactus Jack]]'', is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by AnnMargret) Creator/AnnMargret) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson (JackElam), (Jack Elam), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade (Creator/KirkDouglas) into stealing it back. What [[HilarityEnsues then unfolds]] is literally a [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]
19th Sep '15 12:39:44 PM dustyham
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--> '''Chief Nervous Elk:''' Why does the banker want him watched? He needs to ''looked after''!
10th Apr '15 7:14:48 PM Geoduck
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* TheBadGuyWins: Or at least thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.

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* TheBadGuyWins: Or at least [[spoiler: thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.]]
28th Dec '14 12:09:38 AM LSBK
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* [[spoiler: TheBadGuyWins:]] Or at least [[spoiler:thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.]]

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* [[spoiler: TheBadGuyWins:]] TheBadGuyWins: Or at least [[spoiler:thanks thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.]]
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