History Film / TheHebrewHammer

* XMeetsY: {{Blaxploitation}} plus [[ANiceJewishIndex literally every Jewish stereotype ever]].

* OverlyStereotypicalDisguise: The Gentile disguises Mordechai and Esther wear in the Kmart.

* CoolCar: The Hammermobile has a sweet blue-and-white color scheme (based on the flag of Israel) and is decked out with the Star of David.

'''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 [[BlaxploitationParody "Jewsploitation'']] film starring Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick.

* PrivateDetective: Hebrew Hammer Investigations. According to his credentials, Carver is a Certified Circumsized Dick."

* BlackBestFriend: Carver counts on the trust and friendship of the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, Muhammad Ali PaulaAbdul Rahim.

* FantasticDrug: Bootleg copies of ''ItsAWonderfulLife''.

Damien, the evil son of {{Santa Claus}}, murders his father to continue his grandfather's (the previous Santa Claus, seen in the prologue) scheme to eliminate all December holidays save Christmas. When the Jewish Justice League gets wind of this fiendish plot, they start looking for one of their own to fight for their right to light their menorahs. The JJL Chief, Bloominbergensteinanthal, reluctantly agrees that their own hope is the one hebe too radical even for them: Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer.

* RuleOfFunny

** You know why they call him the Hammer, don't you?

* {{Cameo}}: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.

* GeekyTurnOn: Jews evidently love it when you plan out your life, down to your two-point-five children who will, of course, go to IvyLeague schools.

** The actual joke is that Jewish women love that, but Jewish men hate it. Hence, Mordechai just says it to get her in bed.

* JewishComplaining: The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness.

* [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Jew]]: The scene where Carver and Esther pretend to be gentiles to get close to Santa.

** The KLF's token white accountant is shocked:
---->'''Accountant''': You just called him a kike...and you just called him a nigger.
---->'''Rahim''': It's OK when ''we'' calls each other that.

* PrecisionFStrike: "Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers!"
** When Adam Goldberg was first given the script, he opened to a random page, saw the line, and immediately agreed to do the film.

* PrivateDetective: Hebrew Hammer Investigations. According to his credentials, Carver is a [[IncrediblyLamePun "Certified Circumsized Dick."]]

* [[AllJewsAreAshkenazi All Jews are American Ashkenazim]]. Of course, an Israeli Hammer would have played to stereotypes known to fewer people (as well as [[BadassIsraeli doing the job too quickly for a feature-length film]]), and non-American non-Israeli Jews really don't have any stereotypes that stay out of UnfortunateImplications territory.

'''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 BlaxploitationParody film starring Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick.

* PrettyInMink: A dame in a fur coat shows up at Hammer's office, but he tells her she wants MikeHammer.

A sequel is in the early planning stages, in which "the baddest Heeb this side of Tel Aviv" faces off with AdolphHitler.

* AffectionateParody: Of {{Blaxploitation}} films.

* DaddysGirl

-->I want to have children with you. I want to get a good paying, stable job. I want to move to Long Island somewhere, someplace nice, fancy but not fancy shmancy. I want our children to go to private schools and take music lessons, maybe Abraham will go to Stanford. Sarah will go to an Ivy League, maybe Vassar. And afterward they will decide for themselves if they want to continue their religious studies in Israel because we will have practiced a highly effective assertive democratic style of child rearing, sprinkled with a healthy dose of liberalism. On a daily basis, I want you to tell me what to do, where to do it, and how I should live my [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] life

* {{Cameo}}: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic
''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.

* {{Cameo}}: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.

** It also turns out to be part of a Jew's ultimate power.

* RefugeInAudacity: On a ride through the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Underground Jewish Railroad]], Esther and Mordechai laugh at both Jewish slaves being whipped by Egyptians, the Nazis yelling at Jewish prisoners... but when a store clerk tells a Jewish woman "Your credit card has been declined." "Oy!", they become very somber and nod at each other in a "I feel her pain" way.
** A chairman of the Jewish Media Conspiracy suggests to solve part of the film's conflict by releasing another Creator/AdamSandler film.