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6	[[caption-width-right:350:Shabbat Shalom, Motherfuckers!]]
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8	''The Hebrew Hammer'' is a 2003 [[BlaxploitationParody "Jewsploitation'']] comedy film, written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman.
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10	Damien (Creator/AndyDick), the evil son of {{Santa Claus}}, murders his father to continue his grandfather's (the previous Santa Claus, seen in the prologue) scheme to eliminate all December holidays save Christmas. When the Jewish Justice League gets wind of this fiendish plot, they start looking for one of their own to fight for their right to light their menorahs. The JJL Chief, Bloominbergensteinanthal (Creator/PeterCoyote), reluctantly agrees that their one hope is the one hebe too radical even for them: Mordechai Jefferson Carver (Creator/AdamGoldberg), the Hebrew Hammer.
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12	The Chief's daughter, Esther (Creator/JudyGreer), convinces the Hammer to take up the cause. What follows is a hilarious walk through Jewish culture, playing with Jewish stereotypes, and saving Hanukkah for everyone.
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14	Plans for a sequel, in which "the baddest Heeb this side of Tel Aviv" is to face off with no less than ''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'', are currently in DevelopmentHell.
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16	Not to be confused with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Greenberg the other Hebrew Hammer]].
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18	!!This film provides examples of these tropes:
19	* ActorAllusion: Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal (played by Creator/PeterCoyote) dismisses the notion of Creator/StevenSpielberg being tough, because he directed ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'', which was Coyote's breakthrough film as an actor.
20	* AffectionateParody: Of {{Blaxploitation}} films, as well as various SavingChristmas plots.
21	* AllJewsAreAshkenazi. The jokes are based on the culture and stereotypes of American Jews, who are primarily Ashkenazi.
22	* AllJewsAreCheapskates: Hammer falls for a trap set off by this trope.
23	* AntiHero: Carver is not heroic because he wants to be.
24	* BadSanta: Saint Nick the Nasty in the prologue, and ''Andy Dick'' in the main plot.
25	* BadassIsraeli: Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal, complete with a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Dayan Moshe Dayan]]-style EyepatchOfPower.
26	* BadassLongcoat: The signature item of Mordechai's usual outfit.
27	* BigBad: Damien Claus, mastermind of the plot to destroy Chanukah.
28	* {{Blaxploitation}}: Parodied as "Jewsploitation." The Kwanzaa Liberation Front embraces blaxploitation.
29	* BlaxploitationParody: Its already been said three or four times that this is a huge parody of {{Blaxploitation}} films.
30	* TheCameo:
31	** Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.
32	** Also NYC Mayor Ed Koch [[spoiler: who the Hammer frees as well as Esther]]
33	* CharacterTitle
34	* CondescendingCompassion: The teacher at the beginning.
35	* CoolCar: The Hammermobile has a sweet blue-and-white color scheme (based on the flag of UsefulNotes/{{Israel}}) and is decked out with the Star of David.
36	* DaddysGirl: Esther.
37	* DepravedBisexual: Damien Claus has the hots for Esther, but also is implied to be in a relationship with Tiny Tim.
38	* DotingParent: Mrs. Carver, stereotypically so.
39	* DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent: Jamal, a black elf at Santa's workshop, infiltrates the Kwanzaa Liberation Front and sets Mordechai up to go to the Nazi bar, but when Damien refuses to promote him to full elf status, he goes back to the KLF [[spoiler:and eventually becomes the new Santa Claus himself]].
40	* TheDragon: Tiny Tim.
41	* DramaticGunCock: [[OverlyLongGag Drawn out to an obscene length]] when [[ExtendedDisarming the entire Kwanzaa Liberation Front draws and cocks their weapons]] when Carver enters their building.
42	* EveryoneHasStandards: When a young Mordechai enters Saint Peter, Paul, and Mary public elementary school, he is instantly bullied by a trio of children who make jokes about money, bagels, and big noses. But when a girl walks up and says her mom said his people will burn in hell if they don't accept Jesus, they were shocked by such blatant Antisemitism.
43	* EveryoneIsChristianAtChristmas: Damien Claus actually wants to make this mandatory, by eliminating Hanukkah.
44	* EvilPlan: Damien Claus usurps his father as SantaClaus and seeks to destroy every December holiday sans Christmas.
45	* EyepatchOfPower: With a Star of David on it.
46	* FantasticDrug: Bootleg copies of ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife''.
47	* FiveFiveFive: The JJL's phone number is 555-5555.
48	* FilmNoir: The scene where Esther meets Carver in his office starts as a straight example, and then devolves into parody.
49	* GeekyTurnOn: Mordecai's dirty-talking to Esther consists of this.
50	-->I want to have children with you. I want to get a good paying, stable job. I want to move to Long Island somewhere, someplace nice, fancy but not fancy shmancy. I want our children to go to private schools and take music lessons, maybe Abraham will go to Stanford. Sarah will go to an Ivy League, maybe Vassar. And afterward they will decide for themselves if they want to continue their religious studies in Israel because we will have practiced a highly effective assertive democratic style of child rearing, sprinkled with a healthy dose of liberalism. On a daily basis, [[HenpeckedHusband I want you to tell me what to do, where to do it, and how I should]] live my [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] life
51	* GentileJewChaser: At one point, Damien's female assistants try to seduce him, gushing about how well-read Jewish men are.
52	* GoingByTheMatchbook: The black elf gives Carver a matchbook from Duke's, telling him that's where Santa will be. [[spoiler: Of course, Duke's is actually a Neonazi skinhead bar...]]
53	* GunsAkimbo: With ''shotguns''.
54	* HeartIsAnAwesomePower: The ultimate Jewish weapon is [[spoiler:guilt]].
55	* HyperspaceArsenal: Carver draws two shotguns from his coat in Duke's.
56	* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: The Jewish Atomic Clock in Jerusalem runs on Judaium, an element so rare, it's found only in the clock. The [=JAC=] keeps time for the Jewish calendar and its holidays: Yom Kippur, Hanukkah, Rosh Hashanah, and [[AllJewsAreCheapskates the Macy's 50% Off Sale]].
57	* JewishAmericanPrincess: Esther.
58	* JewishComplaining:
59	** The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness. [[https://youtu.be/Z8rtzSH_RpA Even the dying won't complain as much as a Jew]].
60	** It also turns out to be [[spoiler:part of a Jew's ultimate weapon]].
61	* JewishMother: Mrs. Carver
62	* JewsLoveToArgue: The JJL argues with each other over who to call to stop the bad guy, until Esther recommends Carver.
63	* MeaningfulName:
64	** "The Hebrew Hammer" evokes the image of Judah Maccabee, aka "Judah the Hammer," who led the Jewish rebellion against the Seleucid Empire, the event that Hanukkah commemorates. His adversary Damien Claus is very similar to Antiochus Epiphanes of the Seleucids, who was likewise the power-hungry son of a more benevolent leader, prone to targeting Jews and trying to outlaw their customs and practices.
65	** An evil son named [[Film/TheOmen Damien]].
66	** A woman named Esther, with the help of a man named Mordechai, tries to foil a tyrant's plot against Jews? [[Literature/BookOfEsther Sounds familiar]]. Lampshaded with Mrs. Carver mentioning Purim when Esther says her name.
67	* MexicanStandoff
68	* MostDefinitelyNotAVillain: The scene where Carver and Esther pretend to be gentiles to get close to Santa.
69	* NoisyGuns: the Kwanzaa Liberation Front has some ''very'' noisy guns.
70	* NoodleIncident: During the debate to decide what should be done about Damien Claus, Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal protests about The Hammer getting involved and cites an 'incident at the airport with the Hare Krishna' as his reason for not wanting to recruit him.
71	* NWordPrivileges: Mordechai & Rahim's first onscreen meeting:
72	-->'''Mordechai''': How's it goin, my nigga?
73	-->'''Rahiam''': How's it goin, my kike?
74	* OverlyStereotypicalDisguise: The Gentile disguises Mordechai and Esther wear in the UsefulNotes/{{Kmart}}.
75	* PassiveAggressiveKombat: The ''other'' part of the ultimate Jewish weapon.
76	* PermaStubble
77	* PhraseCatcher: Remember, the fate of Hanukkah is resting on your shoulders.
78	* PimpDuds: The Hammer's usual clothes. And even Damien Claus wears a fur coat with his Santa hat when he's in full evil mode.
79	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Damien.
80	* PrecisionFStrike: "Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers!" When Adam Goldberg was first given the script, he opened to a random page, saw the line, and immediately agreed to do the film.
81	* PrettyInMink: A dame in a fur coat shows up at Hammer's office, but he tells her she wants Literature/MikeHammer.
82	* PrivateDetective: Hebrew Hammer Investigations. According to his credentials, Carver is a "Certified Circumsized Dick."
83	* PrivateEyeMonologue: The Hammer gives one as Esther walks into his office, but it turns out to be a tape recorder on the desk. And it seems to segue into a sex tape.
84	* ProtagonistTitle
85	* PublicDomainCharacter:
86	** SantaClaus, though here "Santa" is a hereditary title that's passed through many generations of the Claus family.
87	** An adult [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] is Damien's [[TheDragon Dragon]].
88	* RipVanWinkle: The InUniverse reason [[https://youtu.be/rftR6bBU5ug the Hammer didn't stop the rise of the Alt-Right]] - he retired to Albuquerque, New Mexico and got blitzed on Manischewitz wine coolers after UsefulNotes/BarackObama assumed office in 2009.
89	* RuleOfFunny: Why would a Neo-Nazi bar have even a single bottle of kosher wine, no matter how neglected? To set up a joke.[[note]]Gentiles have been known to like kosher wine for its sweetness and affordability, but generally it's Mogen David, not Manischewitz[[/note]]
90	* SavingChristmas: While the main plot is about saving Hanukkah, the heroes are also saving Christmas from a power-mad dictator in Damien.
91	* SexySantaDress: The ladies helping Santa [[spoiler:even the new one after Damien is taken down]].
92	* ShownTheirWork: Mordechai's mother makes the point that Hanukkah is actually considered a lesser holiday in Judaism, compared to Passover or Yom Kippur.
93	* SkewedPriorities: As her own son points out, Mrs. Carver is more impressed by her incontinent cat taking a dump in his DIE-A-PAH than by her son saving Hanukkah. It's not even one of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Holy_Days the High Holidays]]!
94	* SmallReferencePools: PlayedForLaughs when Mordecai tells the JJL to use its propaganda wing to highlight every Jewish holiday film to counteract Damien's anti-Semitic push.
95	-->'''Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal''': So you want me to mass produce "Film/{{Yentl}}," "Film/FiddlerOnTheRoof," and Chaim Potok's "Literature/TheChosen"?\
96	'''Mordeai''': Right.
97	* StopBeingStereotypical:
98	** Muhammad Ali Paula Abdul Rahim passive-aggressively conveys this opinion of Jamal's behavior when he starts copping a streetwise attitude after leaving the North Pole and joining the Kwanzaa Liberation Front.
99	** Also seems to be the opinion of Mordechai and Esther of the over-the-top displays in the Underground Jewish Railroad.
100	* StrawCharacter: Wall to wall strawmen. (See description).
101	* TrueMeaningOfChristmas: Subverted at the story's climax. [[spoiler:Mordechai tells Damien that his mistake was that he didn't understand the true meaning of Hanukkah. But when the obvious follow-up question is asked, Mordechai and Esther struggle to come up with an explanation of what the true meaning of the holiday is, exactly, not getting much beyond dreidels and latkes.]]
102	* TyrantTakesTheHelm: Damien assumes the position of Santa Claus after ordering the reindeer to murder the real Santa.
103	* UndergroundRailroad: The Underground Jewish Railroad, presided over by [[PunnyName Harriet Tubbelman]], actually ''does'' run underneath the streets of New York.
104	* UnflinchingWalk: After the fight at Duke's.
105	* WigDressAccent: Carver and Esther disguise themselves as gentiles to get close to Santa at a public appearance.

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