History Film / TheHebrewHammer

20th Apr '16 9:27:33 AM CRE040295
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* BlackBestFriend: Carver counts on the trust and friendship of the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, Muhammad Ali PaulaAbdul Rahim.

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* BlackBestFriend: Carver counts on the trust and friendship of the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, Muhammad Ali PaulaAbdul Music/PaulaAbdul Rahim.



* FantasticDrug: Bootleg copies of ''ItsAWonderfulLife''.

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* FantasticDrug: Bootleg copies of ''ItsAWonderfulLife''.''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife''.
7th Jan '16 1:55:13 PM Dolphinjamez
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Damien, the evil son of {{Santa Claus}}, murders his father to continue his grandfather's (the previous Santa Claus, seen in the prologue) scheme to eliminate all December holidays save Christmas. When the Jewish Justice League gets wind of this fiendish plot, they start looking for one of their own to fight for their right to light their menorahs. The JJL Chief, Bloominbergensteinanthal, reluctantly agrees that their own hope is the one hebe too radical even for them: Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer.

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Damien, the evil son of {{Santa Claus}}, murders his father to continue his grandfather's (the previous Santa Claus, seen in the prologue) scheme to eliminate all December holidays save Christmas. When the Jewish Justice League gets wind of this fiendish plot, they start looking for one of their own to fight for their right to light their menorahs. The JJL Chief, Bloominbergensteinanthal, reluctantly agrees that their own one hope is the one hebe too radical even for them: Mordechai Jefferson Carver, the Hebrew Hammer.
9th Dec '15 8:23:18 AM rt2012
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* SkewedPriorities: As her own son points out, Mrs. Carver is more impressed by her incontinent cat taking a dump in his DIE-A-PAH than by her son saving Hanukkah.
31st Oct '15 11:41:58 AM Gillimer
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* StrawCharacter: Wall to wall strawmen. (See description).
22nd Oct '15 2:17:32 PM CaptainCrawdad
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* RuleOfFunny

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* RuleOfFunnyRuleOfFunny: Why would a Neo-Nazi bar have even a single bottle of kosher wine, no matter how neglected? To set up a joke.
22nd Oct '15 2:15:31 PM CaptainCrawdad
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** You know why they call him the Hammer, don't you?
22nd Oct '15 2:12:39 PM CaptainCrawdad
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* {{Cameo}}: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.

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* {{Cameo}}: {{Cameo}}:
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Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Film/SweetSweetbacksBaadasssssSong Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.



* GeekyTurnOn: Jews evidently love it when you plan out your life, down to your two-point-five children who will, of course, go to IvyLeague schools.

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* GeekyTurnOn: Jews evidently love Mordecai pretends to really like it when you girls plan out your life, down his whole life for him to your two-point-five children who will, of course, go to IvyLeague schools.get Esther in the sack.



** The actual joke is that Jewish women love that, but Jewish men hate it. Hence, Mordechai just says it to get her in bed.



* JewishComplaining: The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness.

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* JewishComplaining: JewishComplaining:
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The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness.



* [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Jew]]: The scene where Carver and Esther pretend to be gentiles to get close to Santa.

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* [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Jew]]: MostDefinitelyNotAVillain: The scene where Carver and Esther pretend to be gentiles to get close to Santa.



** The KLF's token white accountant is shocked:
---->'''Accountant''': You just called him a kike...and you just called him a nigger.
---->'''Rahim''': It's OK when ''we'' calls each other that.



* PrecisionFStrike: "Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers!"
** When Adam Goldberg was first given the script, he opened to a random page, saw the line, and immediately agreed to do the film.

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* PrecisionFStrike: "Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers!"
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motherfuckers!" When Adam Goldberg was first given the script, he opened to a random page, saw the line, and immediately agreed to do the film.



* PrivateDetective: Hebrew Hammer Investigations. According to his credentials, Carver is a [[IncrediblyLamePun "Certified Circumsized Dick."]]

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* PrivateDetective: Hebrew Hammer Investigations. According to his credentials, Carver is a [[IncrediblyLamePun "Certified Certified Circumsized Dick."]]"
22nd Oct '15 2:09:07 PM CaptainCrawdad
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* [[AllJewsAreAshkenazi All Jews are American Ashkenazim]]. Of course, an Israeli Hammer would have played to stereotypes known to fewer people (as well as [[BadassIsraeli doing the job too quickly for a feature-length film]]), and non-American non-Israeli Jews really don't have any stereotypes that stay out of UnfortunateImplications territory.

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* [[AllJewsAreAshkenazi All Jews AllJewsAreAshkenazi. The jokes are American Ashkenazim]]. Of course, an Israeli Hammer would have played to based on the culture and stereotypes known to fewer people (as well as [[BadassIsraeli doing the job too quickly for a feature-length film]]), and non-American non-Israeli Jews really don't have any stereotypes that stay out of UnfortunateImplications territory.American Jews, who are primarily Ashkenazi.
15th Sep '15 10:45:19 AM Winter
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* PrivateEyeMonologue: The Hammer gives one as Esther walks into his office, but it turns out to be a tape recorder on the desk. And it seems to segue into a sex tape.
9th Aug '15 10:13:03 AM NWolfman
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* EqualOpportunityOffender: Every. Single. Ethnicity has it's stereotypes cranked UpToEleven for the sake of [[PlayedForLaughs hilarity]] (and fairness).
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