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''My Awkward Sexual Adventure'' (2012) is a Canadian SexComedy about the... well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin awkward sexual adventure]] of an ungainly, boring accountant named Jordan Abrams. Dumped by his long-term girlfriend, Rachel, due to his lack of sexual skill, Jordan first embarks on a quest to [[OperationJealousy make her jealous]], but soon finds himself on a mission of sexual self-exploration, helped along by a stripper named Julia. While Rachel tries and fails to find fulfillment in her own sexual adventure, Jordan begins to wrest control of his own life. [[CringeComedy It just takes him some time to get there.]]

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''My Awkward Sexual Adventure'' (2012) is a Canadian SexComedy about the... well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin awkward sexual adventure]] of an ungainly, boring accountant named Jordan Abrams. Dumped by his long-term girlfriend, Rachel, due to [[LousyLoversAreLosers his lack of sexual ~~skill,~~ skill]], Jordan first embarks on a quest to [[OperationJealousy make her jealous]], but soon finds himself on a mission of sexual self-exploration, helped along by a stripper named Julia. While Rachel tries and fails to find fulfillment in her own sexual adventure, Jordan begins to wrest control of his own life. [[CringeComedy It just takes him some time to get there.]]

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%%* BobFromAccounting: Jordan From Accounting

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* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Dandak's description of falling in love with Reshma:

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* ~~BreadEggsMilkSquick:~~ BreadEggsMilkSquick:
** Dandak's description of falling in love with Reshma:

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--> '''Dandak''': ''(while Reshma's massaging him)'' I wanna die on this couch.
--> '''Reshma''': I wanna have our babies on this couch.
--> '''Dandak''': I want our babies to die on this couch. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I want this couch covered in dead babies]].

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~~--> '''Dandak''': ''(while~~ -->'''Dandak''': ''[while Reshma's massaging ~~him)''~~ him]'' I wanna die on this couch.
--> couch.\\
'''Reshma''': I wanna have our babies on this couch.
--> couch.\\
'''Dandak''': I want our babies to die on this couch. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I want this couch covered in dead babies]].

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* ChildhoodFriendRomance: Jordan and Rachel have known each other since they were kids, though they only end up dating for one year as adults and their relationship turns out to be unsatisfying for both.

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--> '''Rachel''': You f... You little fucker, you did mean those things. Oh my God, I knew that you did... Fuck... ''you''! Fuck you!
--> '''Jordan''': Fine! So fuck you!
--> '''Rachel''': Oh fuck you harder, you don't even know how to fuck. Fuck you!
--> '''Jordan''': You fucking motherfucker, I'll fucking fuck you!
--> '''Rachel''': You are a fucking fuck... tard, fuck you and fuck you forever!
--> '''Jordan''': Hey, you know what? Fuck you, you [[BigStupidDoodooHead fuckstress]], you fucking fuckstress!
--> '''Rachel''': You don't know how to fuck anything, you fucking fuck-fucker! Fuck! You fuck so bad!
--> '''Jordan''': Fuck yourself, you fuuuuck!
--> '''Rachel''': Fuck you!
--> '''Jordan''': [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUCK YOU]]! [[ApologisesALot Wait, wait, I didn't mean it]]!

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--> '''Rachel''': You f... You little fucker, you did mean those things. Oh my God, I knew that you did... Fuck... ''you''! Fuck you!
--> you!\\
'''Jordan''': Fine! So fuck you!
--> you!\\
'''Rachel''': Oh fuck you harder, you don't even know how to fuck. Fuck you!
--> you!\\
'''Jordan''': You fucking motherfucker, I'll fucking fuck you!
--> you!\\
'''Rachel''': You are a fucking fuck... tard, fuck you and fuck you forever!
--> forever!\\
'''Jordan''': Hey, you know what? Fuck you, you [[BigStupidDoodooHead fuckstress]], you fucking fuckstress!
--> fuckstress!\\
'''Rachel''': You don't know how to fuck anything, you fucking fuck-fucker! Fuck! You fuck so bad!
--> bad!\\
'''Jordan''': Fuck yourself, you fuuuuck!
--> fuuuuck!\\
'''Rachel''': Fuck you!
--> you!\\
'''Jordan''': [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUCK YOU]]! [[ApologisesALot Wait, wait, I didn't mean it]]!

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* FoodSlap: One of the girls at Dandek's party that Jordan asks to take a photo with him so he can make Julia jealous reacts by spilling her drink on his face.

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* FriendsRentControl: Jordan notices Julia lives in a very nice apartment given she's a stripper with money problems. She explains she inherited it.

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* GroinAttack: One of the girls at Dandek's party that Jordan asks to take a photo with him so he can make Julia jealous reacts by kicking him in the crotch.

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* HandsOnApproach: A NSFW version when Julia encourages Jordan to experiment his newfound cunnilingus skills on her.

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* HandsOnApproach: A NSFW version when Julia encourages Jordan to experiment with his newfound cunnilingus skills on her.

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%%* JerkAss: Jordan's boss.

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%%* * JerkAss: Jordan's ~~boss.~~boss is unnecessarily unpleasant with him, not only overworking him but often mocking and emasculating him.

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%%* BobFromAccounting: Jordan From Accounting

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* LousyLoversAreLosers: The movie begins with Jordan monotonously humping Rachel while she gets so bored she falls asleep. The morning after, Rachel's primary reason for dumping Jordan is the fact he's such a lousy lover and she doubts he can ever improve (which he does later with Julia's help).
-->'''Rachel:''' ''[listing the things he does wrong in bed]'' You're sloppy kisser. You've no idea what to do with my breasts, sometimes I think you're actually trying to feed on them. [[SpeedSex You cum way too fast]]. Your penis is just so... ''[[[TeenyWeenie holds up her pinky]]]''\\
'''Jordan:''' Okay, I'm good, thanks.\\
'''Rachel:''' ''[continuing as he mumbles in the background]'' You ''never'' go down on me. You refer to sex as "gentle time". You are terrified of going anywhere near my asshole. You [[AThreesomeIsHot won't consider a threesome]].\\
'''Jordan:''' Why would I want to have a threesome? Why, so I can disappoint two people at the same time?\\
'''Rachel:''': Well... that's a good point.

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* ManipulativeBitch[=/=]MasterOfTheMixedMessage: Rachel strings Jordan along when she wants his attention and kicks him away when she's bored of him.

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* ~~ManipulativeBitch[=/=]MasterOfTheMixedMessage:~~ MasterOfTheMixedMessage: Rachel strings Jordan along when she wants his attention and kicks him away when she's bored of him.

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* ModestyTowel
** Jordan walks out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his waist, which is when Dandak chooses to ambush him so he can shave his pubes.
** Julia only has a towel on when she's forced to shower in Dandak's place, which prevents her from chasing Jordan when he decides to go back to Rachel.

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* MoneyDumb: Julia earns a lot of money as a stripper, but she's terrible at managing it and is constantly in debt. Jordan helps her teach him how to manage her finances in exchange for her teaching him about sex.

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--> '''Jordan''': [[GibberishOfLove You know when you can't... f... can't... have it inside you... Okay, I have this, like... There...]]
--> '''Julia''': ''[kisses him]'' [[LampshadeHanging We really need to work on your speeches]].
--> '''Jordan''': See, that's what I meant-
--> '''Julia''': Shhh. ''[ShutUpKiss]''

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~~--> '''Jordan''':~~ -->'''Jordan''': [[GibberishOfLove You know when you can't... f... can't... have it inside you... Okay, I have this, like... There...]]
--> ]]\\
'''Julia''': ''[kisses him]'' [[LampshadeHanging We really need to work on your speeches]].
--> speeches]].\\
'''Jordan''': See, that's what I meant-
--> meant-\\
'''Julia''': Shhh. ~~''[ShutUpKiss]''~~''[ShutUpKiss]''
* SexGod: Dandek is a manwhore who's extremely skilled at pleasuring women, and he brags he knows about all the "four quadrants of the clitoris". Jordan seeks his help due to Rachel dumping him due to him [[LousyLoversAreLosers being bad in bed]], but Dandek can't help him much due to him being busy with his arranged fiancee who doesn't know he's a womanizer.
* SexinessScore: Dandak refers to Jordan as a "solid 7" in terms of looks, and could get girls interested in him if he became more confident.

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* SpeedSex: Jordan has very low sexual stamina, which is one of the things Rachel complains about their lackluster sex life. Even at the end of the film, Jordan still doesn't last long in his first time with Julia.

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* BreakUpMakeUpScenario: Julia refuses to see Jordan again after he left her for Rachel while she was confessing her feelings for him, but he wins her back with a GrandRomanticGesture.

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* ~~BreakUpMakeUpScenario:~~ BreakUpMakeUpScenario:
** Julia refuses to see Jordan again after he left her for Rachel while she was confessing her feelings for him, but he wins her back with a GrandRomanticGesture.

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* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: NiceGuy Jordan fails to keep ManipulativeBitch Rachel interested in sex, but though it's prefaced by his usual awkwardness, [[spoiler:he and Julia have a pretty great first time.]]

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* [[HenpeckedHusband Henpecked Fiancee]]: Jordan at his engagement party. Combined with MyBelovedSmother.

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* ~~[[HenpeckedHusband Henpecked Fiancee]]:~~ HenpeckedHusband: Jordan at his engagement party. Combined with MyBelovedSmother.

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* IdealizedSex: Completely averted, even at the [[EarnYourHappyEnding end]].
* JerkAss: Jordan's boss.

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* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Julia helps a piss-drunk stranger, takes him home, treats him cookies and takes a sexy photo with him to help his plight. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she gives him pants so he doesn't have to go in his boxers all the way back]].
%%* IdealizedSex: Completely averted, even at the [[EarnYourHappyEnding end]].
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* [[BobFromAccounting Jordan From Accounting]]
* LadykillerInLove: Dandak, with Reshma.

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* [[BobFromAccounting %%* BobFromAccounting: Jordan From Accounting]]
* Accounting
%%* LadykillerInLove: Dandak, with Reshma.

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* NoSocialSkills: Jordan.

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* %%* NoSocialSkills: Jordan.

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--> '''Julia''': ''*kisses him'' [[LampshadeHanging We really need to work on your speeches]].

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--> '''Julia''': ~~''*kisses him''~~ ''[kisses him]'' [[LampshadeHanging We really need to work on your speeches]].

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--> '''Julia''': Shhh. *''ShutUpKiss''*

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--> '''Julia''': Shhh. ~~*''ShutUpKiss''*~~''[ShutUpKiss]''
* SexualKarma: NiceGuy Jordan fails to keep ManipulativeBitch Rachel interested in sex, but though it's prefaced by his usual awkwardness, [[spoiler:he and Julia have a [[TheirFirstTime pretty great first time]].]]

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* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Julia.
* TheSocialExpert: Dandak.
* [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Stripper With A Heart Of Gold]]: Julia helps a piss-drunk stranger, takes him home, treats him cookies and takes a sexy photo with him to help his plight. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she gives him pants so he doesn't have to go in his boxers all the way back]].

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* %%* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Julia.
* %%* TheSocialExpert: Dandak.
* [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Stripper With A Heart Of Gold]]: Julia helps a piss-drunk stranger, takes him home, treats him cookies and takes a sexy photo with him to help his plight. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she gives him pants so he doesn't have to go in his boxers all the way back]].Dandak.

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* AllWomenAreDomsAllMenAreSubs: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] - Julia has herself BoundAndGagged and Jordan whips her. Actually [[SubvertedTrope subverted]], since it's a learning exercise for him to take a verbal stand and she's the one mocking him.

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* DisposableFiance: Rachel, [[spoiler:especially after Jordan leaves her at their own engagement dinner.]]

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* DisposableFiance: Rachel, [[spoiler:especially after Jordan leaves her at their own engagement dinner.]]]] Justified in that she did not want to marry him anyway.

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Mentor Ship is YMMV

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* MentorShip: Jordan and Julia fall for each other while the latter helps the former experiment with sex.

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* TheSocialExpert: Dandak.

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* TeacherStudentRomance: Jordan and Julia fall for each other while the latter helps the former experiment with sex.