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* KaleidoscopeHair: When Bond first meets Tiffany at her apartment, he's perplexed to see her change from a blonde to a brunette to a redhead in quick order.
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* TechnologyMarchesOn: The codes that control the satellite are stored on a tape cassette that protrudes prominently in Tiffany's bikini bottom. Today, a flash drive would've been more discrete, though there'd still be the communication SNAFU between Bond and Tiffany.
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* YouLookFamiliar: Charles Gray (Blofeld) earlier played a British agent in ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''.

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* YouLookFamiliar: Charles Gray (Blofeld) earlier played a British agent in ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''.
''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''. Ironically, said agent is murdered by [=SPECTRE=], so he is basically playing the man ultimately responsible for his own death.
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* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Blofeld, assuming that you count his final demise as happening in this film. In fairness, they were apparently planning to bring him back for one last outing in the next film, but the ever-annoying Kevin [=McClory=] reared his head again and demanded that the producers stop using Blofeld. He is finally KilledOffForReal in the BondColdOpen of [[spoiler:''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'']], though for legal reasons the studio couldn't confirm that until decades later and he is credited as "man in wheelchair".

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* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Blofeld, assuming that you count his final demise as happening in this film. In fairness, they were apparently planning to bring him back for one last outing in the next film, but the ever-annoying Kevin [=McClory=] reared his head again and demanded that the producers stop using Blofeld. He is finally KilledOffForReal in the BondColdOpen of [[spoiler:''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'']], though for legal reasons the studio couldn't confirm that until decades later and he is credited as "man in wheelchair".
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Bond infiltrates the group by managing to kill smuggler Peter Franks and poses as him in an effort to find out what is going on. He discovers that the head of the smuggling ring is none other than Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

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Bond infiltrates the group by managing to kill smuggler Peter Franks and poses as him in an effort to find out what is going on. He discovers that the head of the smuggling ring is none other than Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Blofeld, who found a way to create body doubles of himself through plastic surgery.

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Are Bond movie puns ever groaned at in-universe?


* HeyItsThatGuy: Apparently actor Shane Rimmer loves playing an aerospace type. [[YouOnlyLiveTwice He starts out at NASA as a flight controller,]] goes to work for Willard Whyte, then [[SupermanII later goes right back to his old job.]]
** Another {{Supermarionation}} veteran, [[{{UFO}} Ed Bishop]], is Klaus Hergesheimer.
** Sid Haig is a thug working for Slumber, Inc.
** Hey, the Criminologist from [[{{Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow}} The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] is Blofeld!

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* HeyItsThatGuy: Apparently actor Shane Rimmer loves playing %% HeyItsThatGuy has an aerospace type. [[YouOnlyLiveTwice He starts out at NASA as a flight controller,]] goes to work for Willard Whyte, then [[SupermanII later goes right back to his old job.]]
** Another {{Supermarionation}} veteran, [[{{UFO}} Ed Bishop]], is Klaus Hergesheimer.
** Sid Haig is a thug working for Slumber, Inc.
** Hey, the Criminologist from [[{{Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow}} The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] is Blofeld!
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* [[HoYay/{{Film}} Ho Yay]]: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
** There is a hint of LesYay with [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Those Two Bad Girls]] Bambi and Thumper.
* IncrediblyLamePun: The explosive "''Bombe [[strike:Surprise]] Supreese'' (as pronounced in French)."
-->"Can you tell me what's in it?"\\
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* [[HoYay/{{Film}} Ho Yay]]: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
** There is a hint of LesYay with [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Those Two Bad Girls]] Bambi and Thumper.
* IncrediblyLamePun: The explosive "''Bombe [[strike:Surprise]] Supreese'' (as pronounced in French)."
-->"Can you tell me what's in it?"\\
"Ah, but then there would be no ''[[strike:Surprise]] Supreese''."
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* WiperStart: Bond does this twice. First, when he jumps into the moon rover, he doesn't know how to start it. Second, when he hops into the crane lowering Bloefeld's escape sub, he doesn't know how to operate it and drops the sub into the water.

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* WiperStart: Bond does this twice. First, when he jumps into the moon rover, he doesn't know how to start it. Second, when he hops into the crane lowering Bloefeld's Blofeld's escape sub, he doesn't know how to operate it and drops the sub into the water.
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Speculation.


* StylisticSuck: This is the kindest possible interpretation of the SpecialEffectsFailure of the laser and its effects.

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* ArtisticLicensePhysics[=/=]ConvectionSchmonvection: Shady Tree opens Bond's coffin without any problem, even though it would be hot as hell since it had just come out of a crematorium...

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* ArtisticLicensePhysics[=/=]ConvectionSchmonvection: ArtisticLicenseGeography: Someone mentions "Nairobi, ''in South Africa''". Even if they didn't mean the republic, the city is in ''east'' Africa.
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: The first laser was generated using a '''ruby''', not a diamond.
* ArtisticLicensePhysics:
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Shady Tree opens Bond's coffin without any problem, even though it would be hot as hell since it had just come out of a crematorium...crematorium...
** When Bond has Peter Franks' body cremated, the remains are brought out to him within minutes. The cremation process actually takes roughly 1 hour for every 100 pounds of body weight.



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* DidNotDoTheResearch: The first laser was generated using a '''ruby''', not a diamond.
** Also, in the movie someone mentions "Nairobi, ''in South Africa''". For the record, it's in Kenya.
** When Bond has Peter Franks' body cremated, the remains are brought out to him within minutes. The cremation process actually takes roughly 1 hour for every 100 pounds of body weight.
** Averted for the diamonds Bond finds in the remains. Real diamonds will ignite at the temperatures used in a cremation furnace, but the ones Bond recovers turn out to be glass fakes; some types of glass have melting points above 1000 degrees Celsius.
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Natter and speculation.


** AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Or, he killed the ''real'' Blofeld and the other just took over the operation, deciding he likes being the boss. Hell, he might even have been the second guy Bond killed, and the ''other'' other Blofeld took over from ''him''. There's even a fan theory that ''all'' of them were doubles, and the one from ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'' was the real one from ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService'', since the injuries are identical.
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Parts of the first ''AustinPowers'' movie are a direct spoof of ''Diamonds Are Forever'', including the Las Vegas setting and the casino sequence, the miniature models displaying the reach of the villain's businesses, and the RoomDisservice sneak-attack against the hero at the end of the film.

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Parts of the first ''AustinPowers'' movie are a direct spoof of ''Diamonds Are Forever'', including the Las Vegas setting and the casino sequence, the miniature models displaying the reach of the villain's businesses, the Russian-accented countdown, and the RoomDisservice sneak-attack against the hero at the end of the film.
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* ScullyBox: Lana Wood needed one when on screen with Sean Connery.

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** SidHaig is a thug working for Slumber, Inc.

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** SidHaig Sid Haig is a thug working for Slumber, Inc.Inc.
** Hey, the Criminologist from [[{{Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow}} The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] is Blofeld!
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** Mr. Kidd's death doubles as a StealthPun: since he's burned to death by shish kebab flambés, he qualifies as a...(wait for it!)..."flaming homosexual."

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** Mr. Kidd's death doubles as a StealthPun: since he's [[{{KillItWithFire}} burned to death by shish kebab flambés, flambés]], he qualifies as a...(wait for it!)..."flaming homosexual."
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-->''I didn't know there was a pool down there.''

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-->''I -->''"I didn't know there was a pool down there.''"''
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* ImprobableAimingSkills: The thug who throws Plenty O'Toole out a hotel window.
-->''I didn't know there was a pool down there.''
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** Another {{Supermarionation}} veteran, [[UFO Ed Bishop]], is Klaus Hergesheimer.

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** Another {{Supermarionation}} veteran, [[UFO [[{{UFO}} Ed Bishop]], is Klaus Hergesheimer.
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** Mr. Kidd's death doubles as a StealthPun: since he's burned to death by shish kebab flambés, he qualifies as a...(wait for it!)..."flaming homosexual."


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** Another {{Supermarionation}} veteran, [[UFO Ed Bishop]], is Klaus Hergesheimer.
** SidHaig is a thug working for Slumber, Inc.
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* HeyItsThatGuy: Apparently actor Shane Rimmer loves playing an aerospace engineer. [[YouOnlyLiveTwice He starts out at NASA,]] goes to work for Willard Whyte, then [[SupermanII returns working for NASA.]]

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* HeyItsThatGuy: Apparently actor Shane Rimmer loves playing an aerospace engineer. type. [[YouOnlyLiveTwice He starts out at NASA,]] NASA as a flight controller,]] goes to work for Willard Whyte, then [[SupermanII returns working for NASA.later goes right back to his old job.]]
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* HeyItsThatGuy: Apparently actor Shane Rimmer loves playing an aerospace engineer. [[YouOnlyLiveTwice He starts out at NASA,]] goes to work for Willard Whyte, then [[SupermanII returns working for NASA.]]
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* CampStraight: Charles Gray's portrayal of Blofeld is decidedly more Camp than in previous films. He's even in drag at one point in the film.
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* MeaningfulName: Plenty O'Toole, Bambi, and Thumper.


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* PunnyName: Tiffany Case.


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* SimpleScoreOfSadness: Used whenever we see Mr. Wynn and Mr. Kidd.
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* CreepyMonotone: The guy counting down the satellite in the final scene
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* TreasureChestCavity: The diamonds are smuggled into the US inside Peter Franks' body.
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After traveling the world in his quest to kill Blofeld in revenge for the murder of his wife, Tracy, superspy James Bond returns to England only to discover he has another job waiting for him. A huge amount of diamonds have been stolen from the South African mines and two CampGay assassins are killing everyone in the smuggling ring ladder, rung by rung.

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After traveling the world in his quest to kill Blofeld in revenge for [[OnHerMajestysSecretService the murder of his wife, wife]], Tracy, superspy James Bond returns to England only to discover he has another job waiting for him. A huge amount of diamonds have been stolen from the South African mines and two CampGay assassins are killing everyone in the smuggling ring ladder, rung by rung.
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* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Bond goes on this at the start of the film presumably to [[ContinuityNod avenge the girl from the previous film]].

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* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Bond goes on this at the start of the film presumably to [[ContinuityNod avenge the girl from the previous film]].avenge]] [[OnHermajestysSecretService his wife]].
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-->-- '''JamesBond'''

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-->-- '''JamesBond'''
'''Film/JamesBond'''



* ContinuityNod: Bond's RoaringRampageOfRevenge at the start of the film seemed to have been motivated by Blofeld killing Tracy from the [[OnHerMajestysSecretService last movie]].

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* ContinuityNod: Bond's RoaringRampageOfRevenge at the start of the film seemed to have been motivated by Blofeld killing Tracy from the [[OnHerMajestysSecretService [[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService last movie]].



* PowerMakesYourHairGrow: Between [[OnHerMajestysSecretService the last movie]] and this one, Blofeld somehow usurped Willard Whyte's vast empire, and suddenly...

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* PowerMakesYourHairGrow: Between [[OnHerMajestysSecretService [[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService the last movie]] and this one, Blofeld somehow usurped Willard Whyte's vast empire, and suddenly...
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The seventh ''JamesBond'' film, starring SeanConnery in his last (and least regarded) Eon series appearance. After Bond kills Blofeld in the opening sequence, he is assigned to an international diamond-smuggling case, which is later revealed to be part of a plan by the not-dead-after-all Blofeld to build a KillSat and hold the world hostage. Of note, Sean Connery, who was done with the series after YouOnlyLiveTwice, was lured back to playing Bond [[MoneyDearBoy to get a massive paycheck.]] He used half of it to establish a charity to support deprived children in Edinburgh.

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The seventh ''JamesBond'' ''Film/JamesBond'' film, starring SeanConnery in his last (and least regarded) Eon series appearance. After Bond kills Blofeld in the opening sequence, he is assigned to an international diamond-smuggling case, which is later revealed to be part of a plan by the not-dead-after-all Blofeld to build a KillSat and hold the world hostage. Of note, Sean Connery, who was done with the series after YouOnlyLiveTwice, ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice'', was lured back to playing Bond [[MoneyDearBoy to get a massive paycheck.]] He used half of it to establish a charity to support deprived children in Edinburgh.



** AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Or, he killed the ''real'' Blofeld and the other just took over the operation, deciding he likes being the boss. Hell, he might even have been the second guy Bond killed, and the ''other'' other Blofeld took over from ''him''. There's even a fan theory that ''all'' of them were doubles, and the one from ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'' was the real one from ''OnHerMajestysSecretService'', since the injuries are identical.

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** AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Or, he killed the ''real'' Blofeld and the other just took over the operation, deciding he likes being the boss. Hell, he might even have been the second guy Bond killed, and the ''other'' other Blofeld took over from ''him''. There's even a fan theory that ''all'' of them were doubles, and the one from ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'' was the real one from ''OnHerMajestysSecretService'', ''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService'', since the injuries are identical.



* TheFilmOfTheBook: The second film where they started taking serious liberties with the source material (the first being ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''); not necessarily worse, but still noticed. For instance, Blofeld and SPECTRE are not in the novel - the villains are the smuggling ring The Spangled Mob.

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* TheFilmOfTheBook: The second film where they started taking serious liberties with the source material (the first being ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''); ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''); not necessarily worse, but still noticed. For instance, Blofeld and SPECTRE are not in the novel - the villains are the smuggling ring The Spangled Mob.



* SexFaceTurn: Tiffany Case, with JamesBond

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* SexFaceTurn: Tiffany Case, with JamesBondJames Bond.



* VoiceChangeling: Both Blofeld and JamesBond use voice duplicating machines to fool other people.

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* VoiceChangeling: Both Blofeld and JamesBond James Bond use voice duplicating machines to fool other people.



* YouLookFamiliar: Charles Gray (Blofeld) earlier played a British agent in ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''.

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* YouLookFamiliar: Charles Gray (Blofeld) earlier played a British agent in ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''.
''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''.
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* ArtisticLicensePhysics / ConvectionSchmonvenction: Shady Tree opens Bond's coffin without any problem, even though it would be hot as hell since it had just come out of a crematorium...

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* ArtisticLicensePhysics / ConvectionSchmonvenction: ArtisticLicensePhysics[=/=]ConvectionSchmonvection: Shady Tree opens Bond's coffin without any problem, even though it would be hot as hell since it had just come out of a crematorium...
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* {{Fingore}}: The "mousetrap" Bond carries in his jacket at the beginning seems to slice the henchman's fingers off.
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->''"Welcome to Hell, Blofeld."''
-->-- '''JamesBond'''

After traveling the world in his quest to kill Blofeld in revenge for the murder of his wife, Tracy, superspy James Bond returns to England only to discover he has another job waiting for him. A huge amount of diamonds have been stolen from the South African mines and two CampGay assassins are killing everyone in the smuggling ring ladder, rung by rung.

Bond infiltrates the group by managing to kill smuggler Peter Franks and poses as him in an effort to find out what is going on. He discovers that the head of the smuggling ring is none other than Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

Now, Bond must survive the machinations of Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, so that he can defeat Blofeld's sinister plot.

The seventh ''JamesBond'' film, starring SeanConnery in his last (and least regarded) Eon series appearance. After Bond kills Blofeld in the opening sequence, he is assigned to an international diamond-smuggling case, which is later revealed to be part of a plan by the not-dead-after-all Blofeld to build a KillSat and hold the world hostage. Of note, Sean Connery, who was done with the series after YouOnlyLiveTwice, was lured back to playing Bond [[MoneyDearBoy to get a massive paycheck.]] He used half of it to establish a charity to support deprived children in Edinburgh.

Parts of the first ''AustinPowers'' movie are a direct spoof of ''Diamonds Are Forever'', including the Las Vegas setting and the casino sequence, the miniature models displaying the reach of the villain's businesses, and the RoomDisservice sneak-attack against the hero at the end of the film.
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* ActuallyADoombot: Blofeld has been using plastic surgery to turn henchmen into doubles to fool Bond. It works, and Bond kills two of them mistaking them for the real deal, plus a third in the first scene who is in between procedures.
** AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Or, he killed the ''real'' Blofeld and the other just took over the operation, deciding he likes being the boss. Hell, he might even have been the second guy Bond killed, and the ''other'' other Blofeld took over from ''him''. There's even a fan theory that ''all'' of them were doubles, and the one from ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'' was the real one from ''OnHerMajestysSecretService'', since the injuries are identical.
* AmericaSavesTheDay: U.S. helicopters attack Blofeld's oil rig.
* AnimalAssassin: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd use a scorpion to kill Dr. Tynan.
* AntiLoveSong: ''I don't need love/For what good will love do me?...''
* ArtisticLicensePhysics / ConvectionSchmonvenction: Shady Tree opens Bond's coffin without any problem, even though it would be hot as hell since it had just come out of a crematorium...
* AuctionOfEvil: "An international auction, with nuclear supremacy going to the highest bidder."
%% AwesomeMusic has en entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* BANGFlagGun: Kidd and Wint use one to kill Shady Tree in a deleted scene.
* BavarianFireDrill: "Klaus Hergesheimer - G Section"
* TheBigBoard: Willard Whyte's financial holdings.
* BodyguardBabes: Bambi and Thumper. No, really, those are their names.
* BondOneLiner: Oh, so many. Many aren't even by Bond, but Kidd and Wint.
* BuryYourGays: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
* {{Camp}}: Lots of it.
* CampGay: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
* CarSkiing: While being pursued by Las Vegas police Bond uses a ramp to put his car up on two wheels to fit through an alley that would normally be too narrow. The police car following him also tries it but flips over on its roof instead.
** According to the behind-the-scenes special, SeanConnery and Jill St. John performed the stunt themselves.
* CollapsingLair: Willard Whyte's oil rig, as a result of the helicopter attack.
* ContinuityNod: Bond's RoaringRampageOfRevenge at the start of the film seemed to have been motivated by Blofeld killing Tracy from the [[OnHerMajestysSecretService last movie]].
* DeadpanSnarker: The entire film is practically a war of snark between Bond and Blofeld.
* DeathBySex: Plenty O'Toole, considerably after flirting with Bond and going to his room with him.
* DidNotDoTheResearch: The first laser was generated using a '''ruby''', not a diamond.
** Also, in the movie someone mentions "Nairobi, ''in South Africa''". For the record, it's in Kenya.
** When Bond has Peter Franks' body cremated, the remains are brought out to him within minutes. The cremation process actually takes roughly 1 hour for every 100 pounds of body weight.
** Averted for the diamonds Bond finds in the remains. Real diamonds will ignite at the temperatures used in a cremation furnace, but the ones Bond recovers turn out to be glass fakes; some types of glass have melting points above 1000 degrees Celsius.
* TheDragon: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd as well as Bert Saxby and Bambi and Thumper.
* DragonTheirFeet: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. For that matter, they and Blofeld are never onscreen at the same time, nor are they ever seen directly communicating with him.
* DressingAsTheEnemy: In the opening segment Bond [[MuggedForDisguise takes out one of Blofeld's doctors and steals his clothing]] so he can infiltrate an operation room.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Blofeld, assuming that you count his final demise as happening in this film. In fairness, they were apparently planning to bring him back for one last outing in the next film, but the ever-annoying Kevin [=McClory=] reared his head again and demanded that the producers stop using Blofeld. He is finally KilledOffForReal in the BondColdOpen of [[spoiler:''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'']], though for legal reasons the studio couldn't confirm that until decades later and he is credited as "man in wheelchair".
* ElevatorActionSequence: JamesBond's lethal fight with smuggler Peter Franks.
* EverythingsSparklyWithJewelry: Including {{Kill Sat}}s.
* FakeOutMakeOut: Bond does this with ''himself''.
* FieryRedhead: Tiffany Case, when Bond first meets her.
* TheFilmOfTheBook: The second film where they started taking serious liberties with the source material (the first being ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''); not necessarily worse, but still noticed. For instance, Blofeld and SPECTRE are not in the novel - the villains are the smuggling ring The Spangled Mob.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Several examples.
* FrickinLaserBeams: On Blofeld's KillSat.
%% FridgeBrilliance has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
%% FridgeLogic has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* GemEncrusted: The KillSat itself.
* GoGoEnslavement: Bond arrives on Blofeld's base to find Tiffany in a bikini.
* GoodIsDumb: Tiffany Case after her HighHeelFaceTurn.
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking: Blofeld uses a cigarette holder; he ''must'' be evil.
* GrapplingHookPistol: Bond's "mountaineering about" outside Willard Whyte's penthouse.
* GroinAttack: Thumper knees Bond in the groin off camera.
** Bond squeezes Wint's groin while tying his hands and the bomb together with his coattails.
* HighHeelFaceTurn: Diamond smuggler Tiffany Case after she falls in love with Bond. It's the only thing that keeps her alive and out of prison.
%% HighOctaneNightmareFuel has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* [[HoYay/{{Film}} Ho Yay]]: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
** There is a hint of LesYay with [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Those Two Bad Girls]] Bambi and Thumper.
* IncrediblyLamePun: The explosive "''Bombe [[strike:Surprise]] Supreese'' (as pronounced in French)."
-->"Can you tell me what's in it?"\\
"Ah, but then there would be no ''[[strike:Surprise]] Supreese''."
* TheInfiltration
* ImpersonationGambit - Bond infiltrates the diamond smuggling operation by impersonating Case's contact, Peter Franks. Naturally, this necessitates a bit of [[NoKillLikeOverkill improvisation]] when the real Peter Franks comes calling.
* InstantSedation: Bond and the KnockoutGas in Willard Whyte's elevator.
* JustBetweenYouAndMe: Both subverted and played straight.
* KillItWithFire: The final fate of Mr. Kidd (well, he probably drowned, but only because he was trying to put the fire out).
* KillSat: Now, with [[EverythingsBetterWithSparkles sparkles!]]
* MineralMacGuffin: the diamonds Blofeld needs for his {{KillSat}}'s FrickinLaserBeams.
* MinionShipping: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
* MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot: Diamond smuggling -> Hold the world for ransom.
* MoneySong: ''Diamonds are forever/They are all I need to [[FetishFuel please me/They can stimulate and tease me]]...''
* MuggedForDisguise: During the opening sequence Bond takes out a doctor and steals his medical clothing so he can investigate inside a building.
* MurderByCremation: Attempted, but failed.
* MurderousThighs: Whyte's bodyguard Bambi subjects Bond to hers.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Close enough. Plenty O'Toole is almost completely naked when she gets thrown out the window and lands in the pool, and before that with her arms folded protectively over her chest while she screamed in humiliated protest was clearly played for laughs.
%% Narm has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* TheNthDoctor: At the start of the movie, Bond corners Blofeld in his plastic surgery lab, where he was presumably changed from Telly Savalas into Charles Grey.
** The lab was creating doubles of Blofeld. The real Blofeld wasn't actually in that scene.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Willard Whyte for Howard Hughes (in fact, the plot emerged from a dream Broccoli had, where he went visiting his friend Hughes and an impostor was there instead).
* PostClimaxConfrontation: With Wint and Kidd.
* PowerMakesYourHairGrow: Between [[OnHerMajestysSecretService the last movie]] and this one, Blofeld somehow usurped Willard Whyte's vast empire, and suddenly...
* PrettyInMink: Tiffany is covered by a white fox throw in one scene.
* RedAlert: At the U.S. missile base just before Blofeld's KillSat attacks.
* RightHandCat: Belonging to Blofeld.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Bond goes on this at the start of the film presumably to [[ContinuityNod avenge the girl from the previous film]].
* RoomDisservice: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd try this on Bond and Tiffany Case.
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* SexFaceTurn: Tiffany Case, with JamesBond
* SheFu: Bambi and Thumper
* ShootOutTheLock: A padlock on the door to Willard Whyte's room is shot off to free him.
* SpySpeak: "Quarterback to Tight End. Operation Passover commence."
* StabTheSalad: Mr. Wint and his icepick-like cork removing device.
* StopHelpingMe: Case accidentally puts the real tape in the machine (after Bond had swtiched it out for the fake), and is caught trying to switch it back.
* StormingTheCastle: Armed helicopters vs. a heavily armed oil platform.
* StylisticSuck: This is the kindest possible interpretation of the SpecialEffectsFailure of the laser and its effects.
* SwissCheeseSecurity: Around Willard Whyte's laboratory where the KillSat was constructed.
* TapOnTheHead: Bond is knocked out after placing the diamonds in a compartment.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: Inverted, some guy is threatening world governments with a satellite-mounted laser guided from fortified offshore oil rig, and all the US government responds with is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_UH-1_Iroquois utility]]/[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughes_H-6 observer]] helicopters armed with rockets. Granted, bombers would greatly shortened the climax of the movie.
%% TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd again.
* TimeBomb: Used twice by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd - first to destroy the diamond-smuggling helicopter, and at the end in an attempt to kill Bond and Tiffany Case.
* TrapDoor: Subverted when Bond suspects one of these in an elevator, only to be gassed instead.
* TwoRightsMakeAWrong: Bond and Tiffany both have the idea of swapping the control tape for Blofeld's KillSat with a fake. Result: the real tape gets swapped right back into the machine.
%% ValuesDissonance has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* VictoriasSecretCompartment: What Tiffany lacks in subtlety, she makes up for in cheek.
** [[FanService Such nice cheeks, too]]...
* VillainousCrossdresser: [[BrainBleach Blofeld does this as a disguise to escape.]]
* VillainousRescue: Bond is only saved from being cremated because Shady Tree asks to take him out, as the diamonds were fake.
* VivaLasVegas
* VoiceChangeling: Both Blofeld and JamesBond use voice duplicating machines to fool other people.
* VoodooShark: Bond tilts a car to get through a narrow alley, from which it exits tilted the other way. This was considered so obvious that a shot was inserted showing the car flipping around, despite this clearly being impossible.
* WelcomeToHell: Bond to Blofeld after he apparently kills him. Yeah, [[JokerImmunity not really]].
%% WhatAnIdiot has an entry on YMMV/DiamondsAreForever
* WickedCultured: Blofeld loves his smokes and [[DeadpanSnarker quips]].
* WiperStart: Bond does this twice. First, when he jumps into the moon rover, he doesn't know how to start it. Second, when he hops into the crane lowering Bloefeld's escape sub, he doesn't know how to operate it and drops the sub into the water.
* WouldHitAGirl: Or at least choke one.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Blofeld sends assassins to dispose of the members of his diamond smuggling ring.
* YouLookFamiliar: Charles Gray (Blofeld) earlier played a British agent in ''YouOnlyLiveTwice''.

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!!The original book has the following tropes:

* AttackPatternAlpha: Wint and Kidd use codes based on AmericanFootball signals.
* RapeAsBackstory: Tiffany Case's background.

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