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** [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ Here's the schematics]] behind how the Megashark took down the plane.
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** For the record, [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ here's the schematics]] behind how the Megashark took down the plane.
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* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Let's [[RuleOfCool leave aside]] how a [[FlyingBrick 50-ton]] shark can leap high enough to catch an airliner flying at who knows how many miles-an-hour (and know exactly when to jump in order to snatch it out of the air). The scientist main characters play up the standard idea in films that only [[ArmiesAreEvil insensitive ecological morons]] would kill such wondrous creatures, and insist that they will only help if the military promises only to capture the monsters. They ignore the fact that feeding these things would require the [[BrokenAesop destruction of most of the ecological systems of Earth]].
** For the record, [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ here's the schematics behind how the Megashark took down the plane]].
** For the record, [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ here's the schematics behind how the Megashark took down the plane]].
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* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Let's [[RuleOfCool leave aside]] ArtisticLicenseBiology:
** [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ Here's the schematics]] behind howa [[FlyingBrick 50-ton]] shark can leap high enough to catch an airliner flying at who knows how many miles-an-hour (and know exactly when to jump in order to snatch it out of the air). Megashark took down the plane.
** Thescientist main characters scientists play up the standard idea in films that only [[ArmiesAreEvil insensitive ecological morons]] would kill such wondrous creatures, and insist that they will only help if the military promises only to capture the monsters. They ignore the fact that feeding these things would require the [[BrokenAesop destruction of most of the ecological systems of Earth]].
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** [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ Here's the schematics]] behind how
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** For the record, [[http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/19/how-a-giant-shark-took-down-an-airplane/ here's the schematics behind how the Megashark took down the plane]].
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* ArtisticLicenseMilitary: Military default is not nuking. Military default is minimum effort for maximum effect. Nuking is last resort. Which is why they're not considered a ''conventional'' solution.
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* ArtisticLicenseMilitary: Military default is not nuking.NukeEm. Military default is minimum effort for maximum effect. Nuking is last resort. Which is why they're not considered a ''conventional'' solution.
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A prehistoric [[GiantSquid giant octopus]] and a giant shark have been [[MonsterInTheIce frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A prehistoric [[GiantSquid giant octopus]] and a giant shark have been [[MonsterInTheIce frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / or a panicked pod of whales / or a crashing helicopter / or global warming / or ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A prehistoric [[GiantSquid giant octopus]] and a giant shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A prehistoric [[GiantSquid giant octopus]] and a giant shark have been [[HumanPopsicle [[MonsterInTheIce frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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* MonsterInTheIce: Both titular monsters were frozen in glaciers before they inevitably thaws out and proceeds to go on a rampage.
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A prehistoric [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A prehistoric [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid giant octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} giant shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: The movie review site ''Braineater'' counted how long the shark and/or octopus are on screen. End count? Including cutaways during their brief battle, ''five minutes and twenty seconds'' - cut by a third if you exclude repeated footage. Worse yet, half the footage is repeated from earlier in the film. There are, perhaps, five unique effects shots ''of the title characters''.
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: The movie review site ''Braineater'' counted how long the shark and/or octopus are on screen. End count? Including cutaways during their brief battle, ''five minutes and twenty seconds'' - -- cut by a third if you exclude repeated footage. Worse yet, half the footage is repeated from earlier in the film. There are, perhaps, five unique effects shots ''of the title characters''.
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* SeaMonster / [[GiantSquid Giant Octopus]] / {{Megalodon}}. And [[NeverSmileAtACrocodile a giant croc]] in the sequel.
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** The initial megalodon attack in Alexandria's harbor sends a boat flying into the Great Sphinx ([[ArtisticLicenseGeography hundreds of miles away in Giza]]), shattering its head.
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** The initial megalodon attack in Alexandria's harbor sends a boat flying into the [[Art/TheSphinx Great Sphinx Sphinx]] ([[ArtisticLicenseGeography hundreds of miles away in Giza]]), shattering its head.
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A [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs prehistoric]] [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs prehistoric]] prehistoric [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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A [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs prehistoric]] [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two {{Hot Scientist}}s, scientists, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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* EurekaMoment: After having sex the {{Hot Scientist}}s realise {{pheromones}} are the key. To capturing the monsters, that is.
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A [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs prehistoric]] [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] [[GiantSquid octopus]] and a {{megalodon}} shark have been [[HumanPopsicle frozen in an Alaskan glacier]] for millions of years when they're suddenly freed by illegal sonar experiments / a panicked pod of whales / a crashing helicopter / global warming / ice melting due to the proximity of a HotScientist hot scientist in a minisub -- [[KudzuPlot it's not clear which]]. They immediately take up where they left off -- eating everything in, on, and even above the ocean in order to fuel their vast bulk. Two {{Hot Scientist}}s, a [[TheProfessor Professor]] and a JerkAss [[TheMenInBlack Man In Black]]-- aided by the US and [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce Japanese]] navies -- team up to combat this [[SeaMonster undersea menace]].
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* HotScientist: Clearly what they were going for, but both our protagonists are sort of plain-looking at best.
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* FatalFamilyPhoto: "I'm getting married in two days", said by the [[FanNickname Holy Shit Guy]] just seconds before his plane is eaten by a giant prehistoric flying shark.
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* EurekaMoment: After having sex the {{Hot Scientist}}s realise pheromones are the key. To capturing the monsters, that is.
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* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Aside from the megashark sea-to-air missile, there's the minisub that somehow races ahead of a predator traveling at "jet speed". Research subs are about as agile as tortoises, and move at speeds that couldn't outrun a kayak, let alone a jet. Or a perfectly ordinary shark, for that matter.
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* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Aside from the The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g megashark sea-to-air missile, there's missile scene]].
-->'''Commenter:''' So let me get this straight. This giant-ass shark managed to match speed with a 500 mph JUMBO JET. Or, since it broadsided the jet, it somehow had to see the jet coming, from water deep enough for it to swim in, far enough off both laterally (to time the jump) and straight-ahead (so it could get a good run up, or should I say swim up, to arc on its jump, plus the arc distance itself)...then it had to haul its own ass right out of the water with enough force to travel in said great arc, that given the altitude it had to reach (747 cruising altitude tends to be about 30,000 feet), was definitely ten miles long at the bare minimum. And it managed to hit this small-ass fast-moving target it had no way of seeing from its underwater swimming patterns and these great distances. It managed to bite into an airplane traveling at great speed and in a different direction and instantly slow it down just by sinking its teeth in. That plane should have continued on, in pieces, plummeting to the ocean, taking most of that shark's teeth with it. I also wonder what shark whiplash looks like, because that certainly would give a shark whiplash. Not to mention, should the shark have asphyxiated during that massive midair trajectory? They breathe air out of the water with their gills, and this shark managed to achieve an altitude that would oxygen-starve even the air-breathing humans. How long was it out of the water for? At least several minutes, if not more. That would kill a normal shark, to say nothing of this mega shark that would have increased oxygen requirements (understatement of the fucking century right there, folks) and less surface area for gills relative to its mass thanks to the Square-Cube relationship.\\
This is before I get to the fucking CGI airplane. Those wings are curved up more than Katniss Everdeen's bow and that should never happen to wings outside of a computer structural-failure analysis. (This has already been pointed out below by other commenters, I mention it for the sake of completeness.) When the lightning strikes close to the craft, shouldn't it have actually struck the craft? It's made of metal, something known for its electrical conductivity! And we clearly see the fucking plane over a giant layer of clouds (as it should be at cruising speed and altitude, which it certainly would be if it were flying a transcontinental route over the Pacific), yet the interior shot looking out the window at the shark's gaping maw clearly shows a view of the water that should only be possible if the jet was flying at low altitude and banking in that direction.
**There's the minisub that somehow races ahead of a predator traveling at "jet speed". Research subs are about as agile as tortoises, and move at speeds that couldn't outrun a kayak, let alone a jet. Or a perfectly ordinary shark, for that matter.
-->'''Commenter:''' So let me get this straight. This giant-ass shark managed to match speed with a 500 mph JUMBO JET. Or, since it broadsided the jet, it somehow had to see the jet coming, from water deep enough for it to swim in, far enough off both laterally (to time the jump) and straight-ahead (so it could get a good run up, or should I say swim up, to arc on its jump, plus the arc distance itself)...then it had to haul its own ass right out of the water with enough force to travel in said great arc, that given the altitude it had to reach (747 cruising altitude tends to be about 30,000 feet), was definitely ten miles long at the bare minimum. And it managed to hit this small-ass fast-moving target it had no way of seeing from its underwater swimming patterns and these great distances. It managed to bite into an airplane traveling at great speed and in a different direction and instantly slow it down just by sinking its teeth in. That plane should have continued on, in pieces, plummeting to the ocean, taking most of that shark's teeth with it. I also wonder what shark whiplash looks like, because that certainly would give a shark whiplash. Not to mention, should the shark have asphyxiated during that massive midair trajectory? They breathe air out of the water with their gills, and this shark managed to achieve an altitude that would oxygen-starve even the air-breathing humans. How long was it out of the water for? At least several minutes, if not more. That would kill a normal shark, to say nothing of this mega shark that would have increased oxygen requirements (understatement of the fucking century right there, folks) and less surface area for gills relative to its mass thanks to the Square-Cube relationship.\\
This is before I get to the fucking CGI airplane. Those wings are curved up more than Katniss Everdeen's bow and that should never happen to wings outside of a computer structural-failure analysis. (This has already been pointed out below by other commenters, I mention it for the sake of completeness.) When the lightning strikes close to the craft, shouldn't it have actually struck the craft? It's made of metal, something known for its electrical conductivity! And we clearly see the fucking plane over a giant layer of clouds (as it should be at cruising speed and altitude, which it certainly would be if it were flying a transcontinental route over the Pacific), yet the interior shot looking out the window at the shark's gaping maw clearly shows a view of the water that should only be possible if the jet was flying at low altitude and banking in that direction.
**There's the minisub that somehow races ahead of a predator traveling at "jet speed". Research subs are about as agile as tortoises, and move at speeds that couldn't outrun a kayak, let alone a jet. Or a perfectly ordinary shark, for that matter.