History Fanfic / SamowarInAtlantis

30th May '16 7:54:17 PM Doug86
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Four years after writing for the AlternateHistory Literature/ChaosTimeline ended, another [[@/DrNodelescu German reader]] from AlternateHistoryDotCom came to abuse its world as a playground to poach around in it as he found it easier and more exciting than [[SelfDeprecation writing a timeline on his own]]. It ended as a 30-pager with the title "Samowar In Atlantis" which in the meantime has extended beyond its initial scope.

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Four years after writing for the AlternateHistory Literature/ChaosTimeline ended, another [[@/DrNodelescu German reader]] from AlternateHistoryDotCom Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom came to abuse its world as a playground to poach around in it as he found it easier and more exciting than [[SelfDeprecation writing a timeline on his own]]. It ended as a 30-pager with the title "Samowar In Atlantis" which in the meantime has extended beyond its initial scope.



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If you want to [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/Discussion/showthread.php?t=191348 read the story]] in total at AlternateHistoryDotCom, Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom, you have to be logged in at the forum as a registered member. [[EarnYourHappyEnding Don't blame us, blame the board!]]
8th May '16 5:19:49 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* Björn also has a college classmate whose name is [[AceOfBase Ulf Ekberg]].

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* Björn also has a college classmate whose name is [[AceOfBase [[Music/AceOfBase Ulf Ekberg]].
28th Mar '16 5:05:08 PM eroock
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** German has an own short acronym for a bunch of guys sharing a flat, they call it a "WG" or [[GratuitousGerman Wohngemeinschaft]], an issue especially for poor students. While searching for shelter, he used some short-lived shelter of this kind to do so that was rather organized [[{{Landlord}} like a firm]] rather than a [[Film/TheSpanishInn commune]] because its head (Saskia) dislikes affecting her "business" with [[NotGoodWithPeople all too many unproductive quarrels]]. And [[AuthorAvatar Björn]] loves it that way.

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** German has an own short acronym for a bunch of guys sharing a flat, they call it a "WG" or [[GratuitousGerman Wohngemeinschaft]], an issue especially for poor students. While searching for shelter, he used some short-lived shelter of this kind to do so that was rather organized [[{{Landlord}} like a firm]] rather than a [[Film/TheSpanishInn [[Film/TheSpanishApartment commune]] because its head (Saskia) dislikes affecting her "business" with [[NotGoodWithPeople all too many unproductive quarrels]]. And [[AuthorAvatar Björn]] loves it that way.
16th Dec '15 7:48:50 PM Doug86
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* ComingOfAgeStory: Deconstructed at least for Björn. The childhood part is lacking altogether. SexAsARiteOfPassage is subverted to hell and back. 1993 Judea are only a pre-course to his subsequent encounters in Europe, let alone his studies in Atlantis a couple of years later. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And it stretches a whole decade]]. Also see OvershadowedByAwesome.

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* ComingOfAgeStory: Deconstructed at least for Björn. The childhood part is lacking altogether. SexAsARiteOfPassage SexAsRiteOfPassage is subverted to hell and back. 1993 Judea are only a pre-course to his subsequent encounters in Europe, let alone his studies in Atlantis a couple of years later. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And it stretches a whole decade]]. Also see OvershadowedByAwesome.
2nd Nov '15 3:38:48 PM Josef5678
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* RantInducingSlight: Even unprovoked, Björn makes it clear that he really hates it to hear his hometown Wismar in Mecklenburg being called part of a ''Dunkeldeutschland'' [[note]]In our world, this ''dark(est) Germany'' is a nickname West Germans apply to EastGermany because of their ignorance about it, in this world, it's a label for all the no man's land bordering this world's IronCurtain that cut of non-Socialist European Germany from the Atlantic Ocean, a more sinister brand of FlyoverCountry if you want. In both worlds, Wismar would be considered part of both respective brands.[[/note]] and complains about how his place supposedly used to be treated like a contagious disease.

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* RantInducingSlight: Even unprovoked, Björn makes it clear that he really hates it to hear his hometown Wismar in Mecklenburg being called part of a ''Dunkeldeutschland'' [[note]]In our world, this ''dark(est) Germany'' is a nickname West Germans apply to EastGermany because of their ignorance about it, in this world, it's a label for all the no man's land bordering this world's IronCurtain UsefulNotes/IronCurtain that cut of non-Socialist European Germany from the Atlantic Ocean, a more sinister brand of FlyoverCountry if you want. In both worlds, Wismar would be considered part of both respective brands.[[/note]] and complains about how his place supposedly used to be treated like a contagious disease.
13th Oct '15 3:22:41 AM WillBGood
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** This is later subverted with the Nipponese intestinal cancer patient in Fort Knox whose [[RuthlessModernPirates personal context]] provides a [[ShellShockedSenior literal understanding]] of its metaphor as he was a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal chin-chin]] [[GroinAttack chopper]].

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** This is later subverted with the Nipponese intestinal cancer patient in Fort Knox whose [[RuthlessModernPirates personal context]] provides a [[ShellShockedSenior [[ShellShockedVeteran literal understanding]] of its metaphor as he was a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal chin-chin]] [[GroinAttack chopper]].
19th Aug '15 11:26:13 PM HeraldAlberich
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* Björn goes completely [[ToGetRichIsGlorious Deng Xiaoping]] when he states that it didn't matter if the cat were black or white, so long it catches mice. In fact, it's a centuries-old proverb from the Chinese Sichuan province where Deng hailed from.

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* Björn goes completely [[ToGetRichIsGlorious [[UsefulNotes/ToGetRichIsGlorious Deng Xiaoping]] when he states that it didn't matter if the cat were black or white, so long it catches mice. In fact, it's a centuries-old proverb from the Chinese Sichuan province where Deng hailed from.
17th Aug '15 4:28:31 AM Morgenthaler
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** German has an own short acronym for a bunch of guys sharing a flat, they call it a "WG" or [[GratuitousGerman Wohngemeinschaft]], an issue especially for poor students. While searching for shelter, he used some short-lived shelter of this kind to do so that was rather organized [[{{Landlord}} like a firm]] rather than a [[TheSpanishInn commune]] because its head (Saskia) dislikes affecting her "business" with [[NotGoodWithPeople all too many unproductive quarrels]]. And [[AuthorAvatar Björn]] loves it that way.

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** German has an own short acronym for a bunch of guys sharing a flat, they call it a "WG" or [[GratuitousGerman Wohngemeinschaft]], an issue especially for poor students. While searching for shelter, he used some short-lived shelter of this kind to do so that was rather organized [[{{Landlord}} like a firm]] rather than a [[TheSpanishInn [[Film/TheSpanishInn commune]] because its head (Saskia) dislikes affecting her "business" with [[NotGoodWithPeople all too many unproductive quarrels]]. And [[AuthorAvatar Björn]] loves it that way.
7th Jul '15 12:11:29 AM VenomLancerHae
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* ArtisticLicenseEconomics: Author and mentor had at least one or another word with each other about a "basic income guarantee". Note that the end of the timeline belongs to the category "post-scarcity economics".



* ButWeUsedACondom:\\
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They talk a lot about condoms to keep unwanted "souvenirs" away from you. But this special trope is conversed when it's about a [[AnAesop core philosophy]] of this timeline's [[InterfaithSmoothie "Anti-Buddhist" religion]], that everything can serve both good and bad purposes. Here the proposed use of condoms is contrasted to their misuse for illegal drug trafficking and the even worse consequences [[CruelAndUnusualDeath of a leak in said condom for that matter]].

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* ButWeUsedACondom:\\
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ButWeUsedACondom: They talk a lot about condoms to keep unwanted "souvenirs" away from you. But this special trope is conversed when it's about a [[AnAesop core philosophy]] of this timeline's [[InterfaithSmoothie "Anti-Buddhist" religion]], that everything can serve both good and bad purposes. Here the proposed use of condoms is contrasted to their misuse for illegal drug trafficking and the even worse consequences [[CruelAndUnusualDeath of a leak in said condom for that matter]].



* CassandraTruth:\\
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Björn says that, at the beginning of their engagement, he didn't really believe Natascha about the part with her parents hiking in the Golan and dismissed it as a lousy excuse to ensure him that they could go banging in their house without getting caught in the act. In turned out to be true after all and Björn started to believe her at least before their [[PreClimaxClimax apocalyptic lovegame]] and while he spent ten days with Natascha and got to know part of her extended family, her parents just weren't there.
* ComingOfAgeStory:\\
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Deconstructed at least for Björn. The childhood part is lacking altogether. SexAsARiteOfPassage is subverted to hell and back. 1993 Judea are only a pre-course to his subsequent encounters in Europe, let alone his studies in Atlantis a couple of years later. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And it stretches a whole decade]]. Also see OvershadowedByAwesome.
* ConvenientEclipse:\\
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The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_11,_1999 total eclipse of 1999]] was a welcome reason for Björn to get back to Europe. And to meet Natascha again. And Tatjana. And Topper. And whoever else there may have been. And to [[OverlyLongGag bitch about the W-Tech, Ignaz Schuhmann]] and anything else.

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* CassandraTruth:\\
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CassandraTruth: Björn says that, at the beginning of their engagement, he didn't really believe Natascha about the part with her parents hiking in the Golan and dismissed it as a lousy excuse to ensure him that they could go banging in their house without getting caught in the act. In turned out to be true after all and Björn started to believe her at least before their [[PreClimaxClimax apocalyptic lovegame]] and while he spent ten days with Natascha and got to know part of her extended family, her parents just weren't there.
* ComingOfAgeStory:\\
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ComingOfAgeStory: Deconstructed at least for Björn. The childhood part is lacking altogether. SexAsARiteOfPassage is subverted to hell and back. 1993 Judea are only a pre-course to his subsequent encounters in Europe, let alone his studies in Atlantis a couple of years later. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And it stretches a whole decade]]. Also see OvershadowedByAwesome.
* ConvenientEclipse:\\
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ConvenientEclipse: The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_11,_1999 total eclipse of 1999]] was a welcome reason for Björn to get back to Europe. And to meet Natascha again. And Tatjana. And Topper. And whoever else there may have been. And to [[OverlyLongGag bitch about the W-Tech, Ignaz Schuhmann]] and anything else.



* DolledUpInstallment:\\
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At the beginning, ''Samowar In Atlantis'' wasn't supposed to get a title at all, and the "samovar" was only intentioned to be a part of the Russian proverb "bringing your samovar (or your coal) to Tula (or Newcastle)" to imply, among others, the influence of GratuitousRussian on the GratuitousGerman in this world. But the wish to smoothly integrate this issue led to the samovar becoming Björn's nickname... and then he went to [[TitleDrop Atlantis]].

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* DolledUpInstallment:\\
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DolledUpInstallment: At the beginning, ''Samowar In Atlantis'' wasn't supposed to get a title at all, and the "samovar" was only intentioned to be a part of the Russian proverb "bringing your samovar (or your coal) to Tula (or Newcastle)" to imply, among others, the influence of GratuitousRussian on the GratuitousGerman in this world. But the wish to smoothly integrate this issue led to the samovar becoming Björn's nickname... and then he went to [[TitleDrop Atlantis]].



* GermanDialects: As the conversation takes place in a city in Saxony, somebody rushes into the bar sounding like a firetruck while he is actually asking for some guy called Dieter, doing this with a heavy Saxon accent. These accents get further lampshaded with the saying...
-->'''Simon:''' ''"In Magdeburg there are five ways to pronounce the G, but G is not among them."''



* HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt:\\
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Subverted. The conventional time reckoning of this timeline remained unchanged [[VelvetRevolution after the Streich]], but this didn't keep the author from opening almost every story with telling you how many days have exactly passed since that event at said dates. In German, of course.
* InVinoVeritas:\\
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Irish-Catholic missionary Patricia is this trope after a mere four or five beers at the Peklo in Tel Aviv. Only that way we hear what she really thinks [[{{Oireland}} about her motherlanders]] and that they're at least good [[SeeminglyWholesomeFiftiesGirl for boozing and knocking boots]]. And she also won't consider herself too good to [[CatGirl meow, purr and get her non-existant fur ruffled by Tatjana]] as long as she isn't sober.

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* HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt:\\
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HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt: Subverted. The conventional time reckoning of this timeline remained unchanged [[VelvetRevolution after the Streich]], but this didn't keep the author from opening almost every story with telling you how many days have exactly passed since that event at said dates. In German, of course.
* InVinoVeritas:\\
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InVinoVeritas: Irish-Catholic missionary Patricia is this trope after a mere four or five beers at the Peklo in Tel Aviv. Only that way we hear what she really thinks [[{{Oireland}} about her motherlanders]] and that they're at least good [[SeeminglyWholesomeFiftiesGirl for boozing and knocking boots]]. And she also won't consider herself too good to [[CatGirl meow, purr and get her non-existant fur ruffled by Tatjana]] as long as she isn't sober.



* [[NewYearHasCome New Millennium Has Come]] and been celebrated in [[TheMall Dominikaner-Arkaden]] of [[TheWindyCity Wildenhartburg]].

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* [[NewYearHasCome New Millennium Has Come]] NewYearHasCome: and been celebrated in [[TheMall Dominikaner-Arkaden]] of [[TheWindyCity Wildenhartburg]].



* OvershadowedByAwesome:\\
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Björn explicitally states that his really first sex some one or two years before didn't qualify as much as SexAsRiteOfPassage as his affair in Judea. And said affair with Natascha had lesser long-term effects than his encounter with Tatjana.
* UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}: He did his MBA (or its equivalent) in its AlternateTimeline counterpart. Its name is actually a {{portmanteau}} of its two head rivers.

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* OvershadowedByAwesome:\\
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OvershadowedByAwesome: Björn explicitally states that his really first sex some one or two years before didn't qualify as much as SexAsRiteOfPassage as his affair in Judea. And said affair with Natascha had lesser long-term effects than his encounter with Tatjana.
* UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}: He did his MBA (or its equivalent) in its AlternateTimeline counterpart. Its name is actually a {{portmanteau}} of its two head rivers.
Tatjana.



* PoorMansSubstitute:\\
After the author mentioned the brothel "[[DirtyCommunists Rote]] [[GratuitousGerman Fahne]]" from the mentor's GURPS adventure sources, the mentor revealed its hookers to be an in-universe example of this trope. While there would indeed be hookers of English, French, Italian, Spanish and Scandinavian mother tongue, they were actually supposed to be from Atlantis or just anywhere outside the Socialist Block. As the chapter straddling this issue takes place several years after this timeline's VelvetRevolution, things may have actually changed in the meantime though.

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* PoorMansSubstitute:\\
PoorMansSubstitute: After the author mentioned the brothel "[[DirtyCommunists Rote]] [[GratuitousGerman Fahne]]" from the mentor's GURPS adventure sources, the mentor revealed its hookers to be an in-universe example of this trope. While there would indeed be hookers of English, French, Italian, Spanish and Scandinavian mother tongue, they were actually supposed to be from Atlantis or just anywhere outside the Socialist Block. As the chapter straddling this issue takes place several years after this timeline's VelvetRevolution, things may have actually changed in the meantime though.



* RealitySubtext:\\
Björn is said to remember the 1998 W-Tech so well because that's "how he saw things survive that otherwise got lost", the lifesaver being the transatlantic tunnel feeding in European guests. That's a hint to the former Love Parade that struggled to take place in most of the 2000s and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Parade_stampede found its final blow after the third event in the Ruhr]].
* RealLifeWritesThePlot:\\
The chapter "Coincidence" describes a [[http://wiki.alternatehistory.com/doku.php/offtopic/double_blind_what_if "double-blind what-if"]] scenario wherein an actual author-mentor experience was detailed: The author of the original timeline (called the mentor here) introduced [[AuthorAppeal an at least once admired, but otherwise obscure singer]] as a #1 star in his timeline that actually existed in reality among otherwise perfectly fictional characters. The author of the fanfic, when writing his fanfic, found a record of said singer at a peddlar's market, right in the city where said singer comes from.

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* RealitySubtext:\\
RealitySubtext: Björn is said to remember the 1998 W-Tech so well because that's "how he saw things survive that otherwise got lost", the lifesaver being the transatlantic tunnel feeding in European guests. That's a hint to the former Love Parade that struggled to take place in most of the 2000s and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Parade_stampede found its final blow after the third event in the Ruhr]].
* RealLifeWritesThePlot:\\
RealLifeWritesThePlot: The chapter "Coincidence" describes a [[http://wiki.alternatehistory.com/doku.php/offtopic/double_blind_what_if "double-blind what-if"]] scenario wherein an actual author-mentor experience was detailed: The author of the original timeline (called the mentor here) introduced [[AuthorAppeal an at least once admired, but otherwise obscure singer]] as a #1 star in his timeline that actually existed in reality among otherwise perfectly fictional characters. The author of the fanfic, when writing his fanfic, found a record of said singer at a peddlar's market, right in the city where said singer comes from.



* ScrewTheWarWerePartying:\\
The apocalyptic mood of the world up to 1993 has been explained to have resulted in this trope, and it's heavily implied that at least those in the vague know of events of WorldWarIII and not being actual Logos followed Isaiah 22:13 to a tittle. Becomes an InvertedTrope for at least some places [[BlessedWithSuck where the party ends once the peace is secured]].

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* ScrewTheWarWerePartying:\\
ScrewTheWarWerePartying: The apocalyptic mood of the world up to 1993 has been explained to have resulted in this trope, and it's heavily implied that at least those in the vague know of events of WorldWarIII and not being actual Logos followed Isaiah 22:13 to a tittle. Becomes an InvertedTrope for at least some places [[BlessedWithSuck where the party ends once the peace is secured]].



* SleptThroughTheApocalypse:\\
Björn likes to describe his big after-lay nap with Natascha after their MustNotDieAVirgin moment that way. Maybe he really felt that way, but maybe he [[SquarePegRoundTrope exaggerated a bit]] to put a little more drama to the story. Oh, did we mention that apocalypse was avoided?
* SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality:\\
Somewhere between levels 5 and 6. Björn got hooked up in Judea by a three years older girl[[spoiler:, being nobody else than the cousin of the female mutinist number 1,]] and loved it. Björn's first host in Atlantis also was a girl and would later provide him with crucial information. And his girlfriend Rosi beats the crap out of her father whenever she deems it necessary. The girls in this world seem pretty dangerous and no longer in need [[GirlsNeedRoleModels of such a thing as role models]].

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* SleptThroughTheApocalypse:\\
SleptThroughTheApocalypse: Björn likes to describe his big after-lay nap with Natascha after their MustNotDieAVirgin moment that way. Maybe he really felt that way, but maybe he [[SquarePegRoundTrope exaggerated a bit]] to put a little more drama to the story. Oh, did we mention that apocalypse was avoided?
* SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality:\\
SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality: Somewhere between levels 5 and 6. Björn got hooked up in Judea by a three years older girl[[spoiler:, being nobody else than the cousin of the female mutinist number 1,]] and loved it. Björn's first host in Atlantis also was a girl and would later provide him with crucial information. And his girlfriend Rosi beats the crap out of her father whenever she deems it necessary. The girls in this world seem pretty dangerous and no longer in need [[GirlsNeedRoleModels of such a thing as role models]].



* YouAreNumberSix:\\
As a legacy of the technocracy, everybody living in Germany has a national personal identity number. Unlike the actual German social security number whose ''format'' this fictional system is pretty much based on, its ''usage'' is much more versatile and pretty much like the system in Sweden where you're essentially screwed without it, even more so than without an SSN in the United States. For people like [[{{Landlord}} Saskia]] who needs to keep track of many former tenants (for deposits and the like), requiring someone to tell their identity number alongside their name is a common practice to fub off imposers.
* YouFailEconomicsForever: Author and mentor had at least one or another word with each other about a "basic income guarantee". Note that the end of the timeline belongs to the category "post-scarcity economics".

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* YouAreNumberSix:\\
YouAreNumberSix: As a legacy of the technocracy, everybody living in Germany has a national personal identity number. Unlike the actual German social security number whose ''format'' this fictional system is pretty much based on, its ''usage'' is much more versatile and pretty much like the system in Sweden where you're essentially screwed without it, even more so than without an SSN in the United States. For people like [[{{Landlord}} Saskia]] who needs to keep track of many former tenants (for deposits and the like), requiring someone to tell their identity number alongside their name is a common practice to fub off imposers.
* YouFailEconomicsForever: Author and mentor had at least one or another word with each other about a "basic income guarantee". Note that the end of the timeline belongs to the category "post-scarcity economics".
imposers.



* BrainBleach: Björn lies about "no longer knowing what title the book was" that he read. Actually it's a form of justified ExecutiveMeddling because the book is NauseaFuel and it's still implied. [[note]]In one version of the script, the book was supposed to be named ''Meadows Of Swampland'' by Karolin Roscher, which is a lot like its RealLife counterpart ''Wetlands'' by Charlotte Roche. [[{{Squick}} Nuff said]].[[/note]]\\
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This is later subverted with the Nipponese intestinal cancer patient in Fort Knox whose [[RuthlessModernPirates personal context]] provides a [[ShellShockedSenior literal understanding]] of its metaphor as he was a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal chin-chin]] [[GroinAttack chopper]].
* TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow:\\
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When Björn employs his [[OneDegreeOfSeparation short link]] to his Judean [[PlayfulHacker Logo friend]] to find out more about [[FormerRegimePersonnel Ignaz Schuhmann]] and gets serious results, he developes a clue of how [[YouKilledMyFather Fynstr]] screwed things up in the military networks due to throwing together [[MistakenIdentity one Schu(h)mann with another]] and nearly [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom made things]] [[ATragedyOfImpulsiveness escalate to]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt apocalyptic levels]]. Björn doesn't GoMadFromTheRevelation, but he's tactful enough to not confront the Schu'''[[SpellMyNameWithAnS h]]'''mann guy with the awful truth.

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* BrainBleach: BrainBleach:
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Björn lies about "no longer knowing what title the book was" that he read. Actually it's a form of justified ExecutiveMeddling because the book is NauseaFuel and it's still implied. [[note]]In one version of the script, the book was supposed to be named ''Meadows Of Swampland'' by Karolin Roscher, which is a lot like its RealLife counterpart ''Wetlands'' by Charlotte Roche. [[{{Squick}} Nuff said]].[[/note]]\\
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This is later subverted with the Nipponese intestinal cancer patient in Fort Knox whose [[RuthlessModernPirates personal context]] provides a [[ShellShockedSenior literal understanding]] of its metaphor as he was a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal chin-chin]] [[GroinAttack chopper]].
* TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow:\\
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TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow: When Björn employs his [[OneDegreeOfSeparation short link]] to his Judean [[PlayfulHacker Logo friend]] to find out more about [[FormerRegimePersonnel Ignaz Schuhmann]] and gets serious results, he developes a clue of how [[YouKilledMyFather Fynstr]] screwed things up in the military networks due to throwing together [[MistakenIdentity one Schu(h)mann with another]] and nearly [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom made things]] [[ATragedyOfImpulsiveness escalate to]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt apocalyptic levels]]. Björn doesn't GoMadFromTheRevelation, but he's tactful enough to not confront the Schu'''[[SpellMyNameWithAnS h]]'''mann guy with the awful truth.



* GladToBeAliveSex:\\
Natascha gets to know firsthand [[spoiler:by her own cousin via ElectronicTelepathy]] that apocalypse was called off and awaits her affair Björn for breakfast where he says that his instinct was to just deliberately impregnate her at the kitchen table.\\\
Natascha on the other hand [[spoiler:would not have minded if he'd had that idea just some hours before when she was lolling in her sleep for offering him her birth-control-free loins to give it to her bareback as consequences wouldn't have mattered in the expected event of becoming GreyGoo anyway.]] And that she's been in her fertile days anyway. Both of them were quite shocked about their own colors. As a consequence, Natascha gets herself an IUD for that matter after all that.

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* GladToBeAliveSex:\\
GladToBeAliveSex: Natascha gets to know firsthand [[spoiler:by her own cousin via ElectronicTelepathy]] that the apocalypse was called off and awaits her affair Björn for breakfast where he says that his instinct was to just deliberately impregnate her at the kitchen table.\\\
table. Natascha on the other hand [[spoiler:would not have minded if he'd had that idea just some hours before when she was lolling in her sleep for offering him her birth-control-free loins to give it to her bareback as consequences wouldn't have mattered in the expected event of becoming GreyGoo anyway.]] And that she's been in her fertile days anyway. Both of them were quite shocked about their own colors. As a consequence, Natascha gets herself an IUD for that matter after all that.
8th Jul '14 6:50:45 AM SeptimusHeap
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* SureWhyNot: The OPK, the BGE, the transatlantic maglev tube etc.
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