History Fanfic / MyInnerLife

Also, see ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', ''[[Fanfic/LegolasByLaura legolas by laura]]'', ''FanFic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil'', ''FanFic/LoveIsDeffinatlyBlind'', ''FanFic/BackToTheFrollo'', ''Fanfic/TheFinalSword'', ''FanFic/MarissaPicard'', and ''Literature/AtlantaNights''.

* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: After Jenna is given her own guardian fairy by the Great Deku Tree, Mido is the only one who points out that there's no reason for her to have one. [[JerkassHasAPoint He has a completely legitimate point there]], since Jenna is not a Kokiri.[[note]]The justification is also rather flimsy; Jenna's fairy is supposed to protect her should Ganondorf return, but the game shows that Ganondorf is far more powerful than Link's own guardian fairy, who was useless in the fight against him. Also, [[KilledOffForReal Ganondorf is dead in this story and never does return.]][[/note]] Of course, Saria instantly gets all up in Mido's business for this, yelling at him for having the gall to suggest that Jenna doesn't deserve every little thing she is given.

* {{Fauxlosophic Narration}}: Jenna tries to make herself sound philosophical and intelligent in her prologue, but it does a better job of giving examples of redundancy and general idiocy.

* [[ForgotAboutHisPowers Forgot About Her Powers]]: Jenna is ''constantly'' forgetting that she can control the elements and thus dispose of most enemies in no time flat. Or rather, she remembers only after everyone else has been incapacitated and she's been cornered, or she'll remember it outside of a battle so she can use it as a reason why she's not a DamselInDistress, but every other time, she just forgets. It makes scenes that are supposed to be tense actually more stupid than they already were.
** Jenna also seems to conveniently forget that Link is more than capable of taking care of himself and defeating monsters the likes of which she has never seen whenever she wants to create tension. [[SarcasmMode Yes, Jenna, of course Link could never hope to defeat Dark Link without your "help", never mind that he already did so when saving Hyrule.]]

* LogicBomb: At one point Jenna sniffs the air... ''While underwater.''

%%* BoringInvincibleHero

Also, see ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', ''[[Fanfic/LegolasByLaura legolas by laura]]'', ''FanFic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil'', ''FanFic/LoveIsDeffinatlyBlind'', ''FanFic/BackToTheFrollo'', ''FanFic/MarissaPicard'', and ''Literature/AtlantaNights''.

The author [[CutShort never actually finished the story]], but it lives on in the memories of many traumatized and amused ''Zelda'' fans. The story, plus a shrine to the author herself, can be found [[http://linksqueen.tripod.com/ here]]. You can also hear it in DramaticReading form [[https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9657945AD58D5150 here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/user/RenegadeTimeLady here]], although the latter was never finished. If those aren't enough to quell your interest, there is also a Sims 2 reenactment, part one of which can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9z2rLuD0ss/ here]]. Also recommended is this [[http://zelda-queen.livejournal.com/18688.html sporking]]. Another interesting [[http://thepdohf.blogspot.com/2012/08/a-nightmare-on-hyrule-field-part-1-get.html spork starts here]].

The author [[CutShort never actually finished the story]], but it lives on in the memories of many traumatized and amused ''Zelda'' fans. The story, plus a shrine to the author herself, can be found [[http://linksqueen.tripod.com/ here]]. You can also hear it in DramaticReading form [[https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9657945AD58D5150 here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/user/RenegadeTimeLady here]], although the latter isn't finished yet. If those aren't enough to quell your interest, there is also a Sims 2 reenactment in the works, part one of which can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9z2rLuD0ss/ here]]. Also recommended is this [[http://zelda-queen.livejournal.com/18688.html sporking]]. Another interesting [[http://thepdohf.blogspot.com/2012/08/a-nightmare-on-hyrule-field-part-1-get.html spork starts here]].

** Let the record show that having sex while pregnant will ''not'' make your baby stronger. Let it also show that getting drunk while pregnant will give your baby the aptly-named Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, [[CaptainObvious which isn't a good thing]].

* ThirstyDesert: The Black Desert. This is even more so than most deserts, because [[CaptainObvious it's black]], so it retains heat more easily.

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* AllThereInTheManual: In the Author's Notes, Jenna mentions that she had to catch up the fic to where she was in the dreams and says that she's at a point in which she's given birth to twins (her third and fourth children with Link). This bit doesn't happen within the story itself.

* ArtisticLicenseChemistry: Jenna was able to smell sulfur and blood from across a lake. This is despite the fact that sulphur is odourless.

* [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Artistic Licence - Physics]]: An energy ball created by Jenna simultaneously implodes and explodes.

* CatchPhrase: 80% of Dalamar's dialogue is a request for expediency. "We must make haste!" is his most common.

* ItsAllAboutMe: Jenna, of course, especially when Hyrule goes to war and the only thought on her mind is how it will affect ''her''.

* {{Plagiarism}}: The Draconians, Lord Ariakas, and the name Dalamar are all ripped from the ''Literature/{{Dragonlance}}'' books.
** Her one-shot "Broken Wings", which seemed to be a sequel to My Inner Life or an AU or [[ContinuitySnarl something]], was copied heavily from another ''Legend of Zelda'' fanfiction. Strangely, she left several reviews on that fanfiction, telling the author that her own story was set after the events of his (despite that [[ContinuitySnarl in no way fitting with her own canon]]) and opened "Broken Wings" with a note giving the name and author of the fic she plagiarized, along with encouraging her readers to give the fic a look.

** Jenna seems to be convinced that a horse's pregnancy is 3 months, when in reality, it can take a full year for a foal to completely gestate.

* ArtisticLicenseChemistry: Jenna was able to smell sulfur and blood from across a lake.

* [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Artistic Licence - Physics]]: A fireball created by Jenna simultaneously implodes and explodes.

* [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Artistic Licence Physics]]: A fireball created by Jenna simultaneously implodes and explodes.

** She's also able to smell "something [[RougeAnglesOfSatin fowl"]] [[note]] Maybe Dark Link was just [[IncrediblyLamePun chicken]] [[/note]] while underwater.

** She's also able to smell "something [[RougeAnglesOfSatin fowl"]] while underwater, somehow.