History Fanfic / LegolasByLaura

* AnimateInanimateObject: A sword talks at one point.

* AerithAndBob: This girl's name is "Laura". In Middle-Earth. The author's name [[TheDanza also seems to be Laura]]. [[SelfInsert My oh my...]]
** That [[FridgeLogic may actually not be a problem.]] See BilingualBonus below (though it might not have been intentional).

%%* BeigeProse

* DeadFic: It never got finished.

** This fic being... this fic, it's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment never mentioned again]].

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* AntiClimax: It never got finished.

* GratuitousRape: After Laura gets captured, one of the orcs decides to rape her... for some reason.

* AerithAndBob: This girl's name is "Laura". In Middle-earth. The author's name [[TheDanza also seems to be Laura]]. [[SelfInsert My oh my...]]

* AnachronismStew: It's implied that "the dark lord" has access to hypodermic needles... in the [[MedievalEuropeanFantasy medieval-level]] Middle-earth.

* ArtisticLicenseGeography: Mirkwood is ''not'' five minutes' walk away from Mordor, and Rivendell is on the ''opposite'' side of Mirkwood behind a mountain range. Then again, as far as we know, "Mondor" might be quite close to "Milkwood".

* TheDragon: The Boss of the Orcs is the Dark Lord (presumably Sauron)'s sidekick.

* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: The Dark Lord and the Boss of the Orcs are never addressed by name.

* GratuitousRape: After capturing Laura, some of the orcs decide to rape her... for some reason.

* DramaticReading: Lots of them. It's really short, so can usually fit in a single Website/YouTube video. The most popular one is by Tropers/ManWithoutABody with a video to go with it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg here]]. Before that, the best-known reading was the so-called Sugar High Version, preserved [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v6Y9mtt8g here]].

%%* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Almost on the same level as ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.

%%* WifeHusbandry

* AllLowercaseLetters: The title.

* BeigeProse

* BlackComedyRape: Unintentionally.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: It isn't one, but it really does read as if it was. "Mean while Gandalf is have a fun time trying to distory the dark lord"?
* BrotherSisterIncest: Legolas and Laura.
* CardCarryingVillain: The Orcs refer to themselves as "us all the bad guys"

* CurbStompBattle: Gandalf and ''Sauron''.

* DeusExMachina: During Gandalf's fight with Sauron, Frodo randomly appears and says he destroyed the One Ring.
* DistressedDamsel: Laura.
* TheDragon: The Boss of the Orcs.

* DullSurprise / EmotionlessGirl / MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Laura seems remarkably calm about being abducted and tortured by orcs, and her friends seem remarkably calm about her condition when they find her.

* [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The Gards Must Be Crazy]]: They completely fail to stop laura from being kidnapped, and barely even react to it
* GratuitousRape: After capturing Laura, some of the orcs decide to rape her...for some reason.

* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Laura's only reaction to being whipped, raped, beaten, poisoned, and having her left arm broken is to say "go away you bastard".

* OhCrap: Sauron has this reaction when Frodo says the One Ring has been destroyed.

* RapeAsDrama: It attempted this and it failed.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Almost on the same level as ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.
* SaidBookism: Averted.

* WifeHusbandry

* GratuitousRape: After capturing Laura, the orcs decide to rape her...for some reason.

* {{Lolicon}}: Laura is a baby at the beginning of the fic, and gets raped by orcs and hooks up with Legolas ten years later, making her between ten and maybe thirteen at the most depending on how one defines a baby. It seems probable the author screwed up the timeline rather than intending this, though.

* WarHasNeverBeenSoMuchFun: Gandalf was supposedly "have a fun time trying to distory the dark lord".

* AerithAndBob: This girl's name is "Laura". In Middle-earth. The author's name also seems to be Laura. [[SelfInsert My oh my...]]

* WHAMLine:

* CommonMarySueTraits: Laura "got a power and she can distoy us all the bad guys".

* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: They completely fail to stop laura from being kidnapped, and barely even react to it

* ColdBloodedTorture: In order, every time, both Laura ''and'' Legolas were 'bet' up, raped, and then were given "posion".

* EmotionlessGirl: Laura seems remarkably calm about being abducted and tortured by orcs.

The story can be found [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120615115007/http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. Wiki/TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[note]] [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] [[/note]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]]. Finally, a short film combined with dramatic reading can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg here]].

* [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The Gards Must be Crazy]]: They completely fail to stop laura from being kidnapped, and barely even react to it

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Almost on the same level as ''MyImmortal''.

The story can be found [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120615115007/http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[note]] [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] [[/note]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic for it, which might help more. And now a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer]], complete with ''MyChemicalRomance'' and a baffling shoutout to ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here]] and a PPC mission [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here]]. Finally, a short film combined with dramatic reading can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg here]].

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Legolas' own rape by orcs, and Laura's never-used "power".

* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Gandalf now has the power to teleport Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin from the Shire to Mordor simply by wishing it, even though [[GameBreaker if he could do that in canon the books would have been significantly shorter]].