History FanFic / TheNotSoShortSecondLifeOfBreeTanner

27th May '15 6:46:03 AM TheWizardAbs
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You would think that in a world of [[BishieSparkle sparkling vampires]], [[FanGirl psychotic fans]], [[DieForOurShip crazzied shippers]], and [[PerverseSexualLust loads of perverse fetishism]], the chances of finding that [[SturgeonsLaw 10%]] within this fandom is about on par with the chances of a [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct time travel trip to stop a certain tyrannical historical figure who killed millions of Jews actually succeeding without monstrous side effects]].

Fire up the [[Film/BackToTheFuture Giga Flux Capacitor]], because we got ourselves a winner!

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You would think that in a world of [[BishieSparkle sparkling vampires]], [[FanGirl psychotic fans]], [[DieForOurShip crazzied shippers]], and [[PerverseSexualLust loads of perverse fetishism]], the chances of finding that [[SturgeonsLaw 10%]] within this fandom is about on par with the chances of a [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct time travel trip to stop a certain tyrannical historical figure who killed millions of Jews actually succeeding without monstrous side effects]].

Fire up the [[Film/BackToTheFuture Giga Flux Capacitor]], because we got ourselves a winner!
15th Nov '14 1:46:14 PM Silverblade2
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* LawfulEvil: Volturi FTW, though they love their loopholes.
** Alec often uses the Volturi's peace-keeping as a sanctioned excuse to eliminate potential problems, such as [[spoiler: using the fact Fred was a member of the Seattle newborn army as an excuse to kill him, if necessary. Or that he gets a pass on plotting to murder Seth Clearwater because Alec originally assumes he's a human who knows about vampires only to later learn he is, in fact, a werewolf]].
5th Aug '13 4:31:37 PM Robinton
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Santigo, but he uses it to his advantage, organizing documents, operating computers, locating vampire law infringers, monitoring the world, playing Video Games, shopping online, and falsifying international information with one hand, and [[ExcuseMeWhyIMultiTask solving a Rubix Cube with the other]].

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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Santigo, but he uses it to his advantage, organizing documents, operating computers, locating vampire law infringers, monitoring the world, playing Video Games, shopping online, and falsifying international information with one hand, and [[ExcuseMeWhyIMultiTask [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask solving a Rubix Cube with the other]].
1st Feb '13 5:58:38 AM SeptimusHeap
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* CapuletCounterpart: Alec to Bree; he insists that they can be good friends if they stay away from sensitive subject matter like their diets.
** [[SarcasmMode Sure]], [[BlatantLies he wants to be ''friends'' with the girl he called "Ethereally Beautiful" in his head.]]
3rd Oct '12 11:22:31 PM nombretomado
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Fire up the [[BackToTheFuture Giga Flux Capacitor]], because we got ourselves a winner!

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Fire up the [[BackToTheFuture [[Film/BackToTheFuture Giga Flux Capacitor]], because we got ourselves a winner!
6th Aug '12 9:55:41 PM Freyaday
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Unfortunately might be a dead fic now. =(

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Unfortunately might be a dead fic now. =(
now.
2nd Jun '12 7:11:57 PM ChaoticNovelist
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With a combined total of [[HolyShitQuotient over 700 positive reviews]] [[BeyondTheImpossible since starting in June 2010]] ''The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'' and its companion, ''Ashes through an Hourglass'' are well-received by members of ''Twilight'' fandom who have a soft-spot for Bree, a morbid fascination with the Volturi and/or want a break from all the Edward/Bella/Jacob drama.

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With a combined total of [[HolyShitQuotient over 700 positive reviews]] [[BeyondTheImpossible [[SerialEscalation since starting in June 2010]] ''The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'' and its companion, ''Ashes through an Hourglass'' are well-received by members of ''Twilight'' fandom who have a soft-spot for Bree, a morbid fascination with the Volturi and/or want a break from all the Edward/Bella/Jacob drama.



* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Santigo, but he uses it to his advantage, organizing documents, operating computers, locating vampire law infringers, monitoring the world, playing Video Games, shopping online, and falsifying international information with one hand, and [[BeyondTheImpossible solving a Rubix Cube with the other]].

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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Santigo, but he uses it to his advantage, organizing documents, operating computers, locating vampire law infringers, monitoring the world, playing Video Games, shopping online, and falsifying international information with one hand, and [[BeyondTheImpossible [[ExcuseMeWhyIMultiTask solving a Rubix Cube with the other]].
18th Dec '11 8:17:59 PM ilumos
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Unfortunately might be a dead fic now. =(
15th Sep '11 8:10:22 AM Osmium
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** [[UnderStatement And it's not like anyone is complaining about it.]]

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** [[UnderStatement And it's not like anyone is complaining about it.]]



** Alec, for example, carries himself like an adult most of the time but has a few habits befitting a teenager such as: teasing people, taking himself too seriously, overreacting when frustrated, fantasizing about killing his problems away, acting out when he doesn't get his way, [[UnderStatement handling rejection poorly]] and [[spoiler: stalking Bree around and spying on her, wanting to keep her all to himself and feeling easily jealous of and threatened by anyone he considers to be romantic competition]]

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** Alec, for example, carries himself like an adult most of the time but has a few habits befitting a teenager such as: teasing people, taking himself too seriously, overreacting when frustrated, fantasizing about killing his problems away, acting out when he doesn't get his way, [[UnderStatement handling rejection poorly]] poorly and [[spoiler: stalking Bree around and spying on her, wanting to keep her all to himself and feeling easily jealous of and threatened by anyone he considers to be romantic competition]]



* NotGrowingUpSucks: Alec has stated several times he is [[UnderStatement not thrilled]] to be in his early teens forever and Bree is gradually appreciating how frustrating it will become.

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* NotGrowingUpSucks: Alec has stated several times he is [[UnderStatement is not thrilled]] thrilled to be in his early teens forever and Bree is gradually appreciating how frustrating it will become.
23rd Jun '11 3:15:44 PM MagBas
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* DoggedNiceGuy: Seth acts a lot like the pre-[[CharacterDerailment derailed]] Jacob without the burning hate of vampires, perfect for rounding out the [[VampireWerewolfLoveTriangle Vampire-Vampire-Werewolf love triangle]].

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* DoggedNiceGuy: Seth acts a lot like the pre-[[CharacterDerailment derailed]] Jacob without the burning hate of vampires, perfect for rounding out the [[VampireWerewolfLoveTriangle Vampire-Vampire-Werewolf love triangle]].
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