History FanFic / TheCRONIES

* HeelFaceTurn: Sometimes, the villains the Cronies defeat will either become their friend, or cut their shit out. Tails personally dubbed this [[BreathOfFireIV "The Fou Lu Theory".]]

- [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/73728/237243#fic_c The Davis and Akuma Chronicles]] This one-shot story takes place after the events of Eggman on Ice, and during [[spoiler:the "Eggman betrays the gang and Shadow and Rouge were in on it all along, just so they could abduct Tails"]] arc, a.k.a. after Cronies 9. A day in the life of [[BloodKnight "The Master of the Fist",]] [[StreetFighter Akuma]] and happy-go-lucky Digidestined, [[DigimonAdventure02 Davis Motomiya]].

** The mention of the Space Colony ARK, of Station Square, of Chaos destroying Station Square, of [[SonicBattle Amy's apartment in Central City]], etc.

* {{Lolicon}}: [[SailorMoon Tuxedo Mask.]] He ''loves'' his Sailor Scouts, not to mention HIS commercials are... [[{{Squick}} interesting...]]

* ShipTease: For many, many pairings. Knuckles/Rouge is tossed around a lot, Rouge toys and flirts with Tails, Amy thinks too much about losing Sonic to Blaze, Luigi doesn't like how Mario has Peach and hates being reminded he has Daisy to look forward to, [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon]] tries constantly to get on [[{{Metroid}} Samus]]'s good side, [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Edge]] can't seem to get [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Akira]] to notice him, etc. Given the dysfunctional relationships, it seems appropriate that [[MegaManX X and Alia]] are the closest thing to a normal relationship.

* EraSpecificPersonality: {{Magneto}} turns up in his relatively ridiculous incarnation from the old WesternAnimation/TheFantasticFour cartoon.

** Don't mention Eggman's name (or BE Eggman) in front of [[Manga/CardcaptorSakura Tomoyo Daidouji]], [[VideoGame/TalesOfEternia Farah Oersted]], [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Daigo Kazama]], [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], and many others.

* HeroesUnlimited: The Associates, consisting of [[TheLeader Sephiroth]], [[TheChick Sailor Mercury]] (cementing her HeelFaceTurn), [[MeltyBlood Shiki]] [[KnifeNut Tohno]], [[FullMetalPanic Sousuke]] [[CrazyPrepared Sagara]], [[{{Slayers}} Xellos]], [[TheLancer Vect]][[{{Vectorman}} orman]], and [[WorldOfWarcraft Captain]] [[SixthRanger Placeholder]]

** [[FullMetalPanic The Tuatha de Danaan,]] a high-tech submarine, has a ''secret airship mode'' utilized by Tessa Testarossa as a plan to [[MurderTheHypotenuse get rid of Kaname.]] She was convinced by Gauron to do it, though.

* DroppedABridgetOnHim: Just like what happened to [[GuiltyGear Johnny]], Knuckles discovered Bridget's true gender due to a not-so-innocent grope.
--> '''Knuckles''': Must bleach hands until burning!
** Kaname and Farah also got embarrassed when they were charmed by [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Haruhi]] [[{{Bifauxnen}} Fujioka]].

* {{Expy}}: Random Person A is pretty much [[{{Dilbert}} Loud Howard]].

* EraSpecificPersonality: {{Magneto}} turns up in his relatively ridiculous incarnation from the old FantasticFour cartoon.

** TerribleTrio: The heads of the Axis of Evil: [[spoiler:Eggboy, [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII Xemnas]], and the head of {{Monopoly}} himself, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mr. Moneybags]]...]]

* [[EldritchAbomination Culinary Abomination]]: "[[DeepFriedWhatever The Deep-Fried]] [[MountainOfFood Mountain]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName O' Stuff.]]" {{Diablo}} [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth broke a tooth eating some of it.]]

* EraSpecificPersonality: [[XMen Magneto]] turns up in his relatively ridiculous incarnation from the old FantasticFour cartoon.

* ExcitedEpisodeTitle!: All the episodes do this, ESPECIALLY the Eggman Adventure ones, and Cronies TRY! does this as well. Below is one of many examples:
--> Eggman Adventures Episode 4: ''HAMSTER IMPLOSION!!!''

** [[FullMetalPanic The Tuatha de Danaan,]] a high-tech submarine, has a ''secret airship mode'' utilized by Tessa Testarossa as a plan to [[MurderTheHypotenuse get rid of Kaname.]] She was convinced by [[CompleteMonster Gauron]] to do it, though.

* NotSoStoic: [[GuiltyGear Ky Kiske]] tends to lose his grip on the SanityBall whenever Jam plays her MsFanservice routine, and Sol remains his BerserkButton. [[TalesOfTheAbyss Ion]] also lost his cool after getting kicked in the nuts by Luke.

* AbsurdlyHighStakesGame: When the villain of the day was [[YuGiOh the manga Yugi Mutoh]], the one who killed people with his Shadow Games before "Duel Monsters" was introduced, [[SeriousBusiness he challenged every single member of the Cronies to Shadow Games.]] And suffer they DID... Up until Manga Yugi was [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice hammered with extreme prejudice]] by Amy Rose. In the '''crotch.'''

* TookALevelInBadass: Nack the Weasel appears in the most recent chapter, having stepped up from his pathetic cork gun to a HyperspaceArsenal of [[MultiRangedMaster assault rifles, pistols, sniper rifles...]]you get the idea. Amy responds in alarm to the change.

** Never refuse to buy a flower from [[FinalFantasy7 Aeris]], and especially don't call Sephiroth "[[EmbarrassingNickname Sephy]]" because [[BewareTheNiceOnes only she's allowed to call Sephy "Sephy".]]

* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: Strewn around. The first villain they come across? [[ArchieComics Archie Andrews]], and he was merely just stealing a bank. The second antagonist? [[FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth.]] That's a major jump up from a geeky ginger teenager. But then when you follow it up after with [[Manga/CardcaptorSakura Tomoyo Daidouji]] manipulating the Eggman Empire, the Cronies' bizarro counterparts, and [[GameAndWatch Mr. Game and Watch]] shortly after, you'll think "How the [[CurseCutShort 'EFF']] did Sephiroth lose to Sonic and friends?"

- [[http://www.angelfire.com/realm/jonnyquest/fics/JQ_Vs_L_S.html Jonny Quest Vs. Li Syaoran]] ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. The official prequel, so to speak, of Eggman Adventures. [[TheRealAdventuresOfJonnyQuest Jessie Bannon]] tells Jonny about a young martial artist named Li Syaoran who could beat him up. Meanwhile, a dinner at Sakura's house goes awfully awry when Syaoran mixes it up with her big brother, Touya. And WHY were Shadow and Eggman in the neighborhood at the time??

[[http://thewrightway.deviantart.com/gallery/30693738 The CRONIES]] is a fanfiction series that takes place primarily in the [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic universe]]. Written formally by a trio of fanfic writers called "The Triple Peeps", this tale was originally meant to be a '"Friends"' parody, hence why the title card looks like that.

- [[http://mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/73726/237238#fic_c Sonic Iron Chef!]] ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. [[CookingDuel Sonic and Shadow challenge two of the original]] [[IronChef Iron Chefs]]. The commercials were food related, and was also the starting point of [[VideoGame/TalesOfEternia Farah Oersted's]] unerring hatred towards Eggman. Takes place somewhere before Eggman Adventures 3.

- [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/73728/237243#fic_c The Davis and Akuma Chronicles]] This one-shot story takes place after the events of Eggman on Ice, and during [[spoiler:the "Eggman betrays the gang and Shadow and Rouge were in on it all along, just so they could abduct Tails"]] arc, a.k.a. after Cronies 9. A day in the life of [[BloodKnight "The Master of the Fist",]] [[StreetFighter Akuma]] and happy-go-lucky Digidestined, [[DigimonAdventure02 Davis Motomiya]].

Recently UnCanceled with the posting of Cronies TRY 8.

* AlternateUniverse

** Don't piss Tails off, neglect/insult his inventions, or destroy his house right in front of him.

* BulletHell: Amy suffered under one when she was piloting the {{Ikaruga}} against Eggman's automated battle fleet. [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard The Boss Ship fired rainbow-colored beams and bullets at her...]]

* [[EldritchAbomination Culinary Abomination]]: "[[DeepFriedWhatever The Deep-Fried]] [[MountainOfFood Mountain]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName O' Stuff.]]" {{Diablo}} [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth broke a tooth eating some of it.]]
--> '''Eggman''': [[ItTastesLikeFeet It tastes like shit.]]

* DroppedABridgetOnHim: Just like what happened to [[GuiltyGear Johnny]], Knuckles discovered Bridget's true gender due to a not-so-innocent grope.

* TheFaceless: Bob (Eggman's Scottish Cameraman), and Hungry Phil.

* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Davis gave up a chance to be in a relationship with Yolei (someone he really liked), because he knew Ken liked her as well, and he doesn't like hurting his friends...

* NonSequitur

* NotSoStoic: [[GuiltyGear Ky Kiske]] tends to lose his grip on the SanityBall whenever Jam plays her MsFanservice routine, and Sol remains his BerserkButton. [[TalesOfTheAbyss Ion]] also lost his cool after getting kicked in the nuts by Luke.

* [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/73727/237239#fic_c Eggman...]] OnIce!!

* TheScrappy: In-universe, [[SonicX Chris Thorndyke]] to the Cronies. Amy Rose even ditches him over at [[GuiltyGear Jam]] [[{{Shotacon}} Kuradoberi's]] restaurant to get rid of him, leaving an annoyed Sonic to go rescue him. Also Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman.

* ShipTease: For many, many pairings. Knuckles/Rouge is tossed around a lot, Rouge toys and flirts with Tails, Amy thinks too much about losing Sonic to Blaze, Luigi doesn't like how Mario has Peach and hates being reminded he has Daisy to look forward to, [[FZero Captain Falcon]] tries constantly to get on [[{{Metroid}} Samus's]] good side, [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Edge]] can't seem to get [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Akira]] to notice him, etc. Given the dysfunctional relationships, it seems appropriate that [[MegaManX X and Alia]] are the closest thing to a normal relationship.

--> '''Knuckles''': Oh, fuck you, Tails, you're a pre-recorded image!

** Theory of a Deadman, to [[DoctorStrange Dormammu.]]

** Don't mention Eggman's name (or BE Eggman) in front of [[CardCaptorSakura Tomoyo Daidouji]], [[VideoGame/TalesOfEternia Farah Oersted]], [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Daigo Kazama]], [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], and many others.

* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: Strewn around. The first villain they come across? [[ArchieComics Archie Andrews]], and he was merely just stealing a bank. The second antagonist? [[FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth.]] That's a major jump up from a geeky ginger teenager. But then when you follow it up after with [[CardCaptorSakura Tomoyo Daidouji]] manipulating the Eggman Empire, the Cronies' bizarro counterparts, and [[GameAndWatch Mr. Game and Watch]] shortly after, you'll think "How the [[CurseCutShort 'EFF']] did Sephiroth lose to Sonic and friends?"

* GadgeteerGenius: Tails, as per his nature, but taken UpToEleven. All of his vehicles, he's created in [[BeyondTheImpossible spans of either twenty minutes, to the latest of a sleepless night.]]

* UnreliableNarrator: Knuckles and [[AzumangaDaioh Tomo]] became these when they were telling their made-up flashbacks that tried to make themselves look good after a considerable mess-up. Shadow and, surprisingly enough, [[AzumangaDaioh Osaka]] are ''reliable'' narrators when they tell the correct flashbacks.

* CreepyDoll: Tails Doll, naturally.