History FanFic / StarkitsProphecy

''[[http://starkitsprophecy.webs.com/ Starkits Prophcy]]'' is a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' [[TrollFic FanFic]] that chronicles the life of [[MarySue StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

** Hawkfrost is occasionally referred to with JapaneseHonorifics, as [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "Hacky-kin"]] or "Hawkfrost-kun". Also, two of the chapter intros have the author calling one of her friends "jazzie-kun".

*** [[McDonalds Robble robble robble!]]

* [[spoiler: CastFromHitPoints]]: [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=]'s final attack on the villains.]]

* [[spoiler:HasTwoMommies]]: [[spoiler: Fluffykit, Firekit, Tigerkit.]]

* [[spoiler:TheHeroDies]]

* [[spoiler:HomosexualReproduction]]: [[spoiler:Jazzsong and Stargleam.]]

* [[ItsPersonal It's Personal]]: Stargleam, when Tigerstar [[spoiler: kills Fluffykit]].

** 'She was one of the '''barviest''' cats the [[GreekMythology hades]] ever seen.'

** A possible one with [[Film/Highlander "No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar.]]

** Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAP[[FreudianSlip SHITTER]]" who can turn into a "[[NakedOnArrival bare]]", and when "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw" tries to kill "[[AdolfHitler Fuhr]]Star" with [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "SOME JEW!"]]

Three amusing [[DramaticReading dramatic readings]] have surfaced so far. They can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYUt9hb3TPEm3O_RqualtpYVlFdue8NJl here]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ghoLFkdx2U&feature=related here]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rx7srhe-oE here]].

''[[http://starktisprophecy.webs.com/satrkits-prophecy Starkits Prophcy]]'' is a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' [[TrollFic FanFic]] that chronicles the life of [[MarySue StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

** It strays into straight AuthorTract for a while, as for a long period of time the story is more about how "wrong" it is to be gay than any consistant plot element.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8771643/1/The-ORIGINAL-Starkit-s-Prophecy-Repost]]'' (also found [[http://starktisprophecy.webs.com/satrkits-prophecy here]] at the author's website) is a now-completed ''Literature/WarriorCats'' FanFic that chronicles the life of [[MarySue StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8378689/1/StarKtis_Prophecy StarKits Prophcy]]'' (also found [[http://starktisprophecy.webs.com/satrkits-prophecy here]] at the author's website) is a now-completed ''Literature/WarriorCats'' FanFic that chronicles the life of [[MarySue StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

Three amusing [[DramaticReading dramatic readings]] have surfaced so far. They can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hawkstar270#p/search/6/L-QFlDs3Fi0 here]] (continued [[http://s1134.photobucket.com/albums/m611/HawkstarDramaticReadings/StarKits%20Prophcy%20Dramatic%20Readings/?action=view¤t=Chater18and19.mp4#!oZZ1QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs1134.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fm611%2FHawkstarDramaticReadings%2FStarKits%2520Prophcy%2520Dramatic%2520Readings%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DChater18and19.mp4 here]]), [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ghoLFkdx2U&feature=related here]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rx7srhe-oE here]].

** [[TheRoom "your ripping me apart tugerkit"]]

** 'She was one of the '''barviest''' cats the hades ever seen.'

* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: The author apparently believes that the laws of morality change to suit her needs. Up until Chapter 28: NO BEING GAY and "being lesbna is WONG!" Chapter 28: she discovers that she is [[ArmoredClosetGay a lesbian]] (by reading {{slash}}). Chapter 30: "[[RetCon JUSES MIGHT LIKE GAT PPPL NOW]] BUT THAT DOENT MEAN EH LIKKS FLAMMERS". Please, God, let it be a TrollFic...

* UnusualChapterNumbers: The chapters are ordered "oen", "to", three, three, "For", five, six, "Ate", "NEIN", ten, 11, 12, 13, "Fortene", "Fiften", sixteen, 17, "Eitheen", 19, 19, 20, 21, "[=NextChapter=]", 23, 22, 25, 27, 27, 28, 30, 31, 23, 24, thirty-two, 333, 34, 34, un-numbered ChristmasSpecial, "Fourty," 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, "47 EPILOUGE."
** After the fic was originally removed from FanfictionDotNet, the early chapters were renumbered "oen", "too", "thee", four, "Forr", "Fivee", six, "Sven", seven, "Nien", ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, "Eithen", "Ninten", then continuing as before from "Chapter 19 The Nwe Love" (which is actually the 20th chapter excluding the prologue).

* IncestIsRelative: Firestar is [=StarGleam=]'s ''great grandfather''. {{Squick}}.

Arguably the ''Warriors'' equivalent of ''MyImmortal''. See also ''FanFic/HiddenProphices''.

%%Please try to avoid misspelling character names except in quotations, even though the author misspells them CONSTANTLY.

** Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAP[[FreudianSlip SHITTER]]" who can turn into a "[[NakedOnArrival bare]]", and when "[[WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw" tries to kill "[[AdolfHitler Fuhr]]Star" with [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "SOME JEW!"]]

* ChestBurster: [[spoiler:[=StarGleam=] gives birth to kits through a "BRAKE in her stomchi", with hefty doses of YouFailBiologyForever]].

* CluelessAesop: The author's attempts to teach us that [[MemeticMutation BENG GAY!f]] is wrong. [[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever And the evangelism.]]

* YouFailBiologyForever: [[spoiler:[=GleamStar=]]]'s kits come out through her stomach.
* YouFailLogicForever: The author admits to herself that she is a lesbian after she discovers slash. How reading stories about two men makes someone realise that they like women is a mystery.
** Process of elimination.
* YouFailReligiousStudiesForever: The Clans have never heard of God, nor do they practice any human religions. Yet they still say "Oh my god!" (or rather "OMG!" or "MOGOSH!"), and the Ten Commandments (or rather "Ten Commons") play a role in the story.
** The fact that anybody who doesn't like the fic is instantly a "stnist" who hates "jEssus" may count, too.
** "11. No BENG GAY!f"

* EverythingsWorseWithBears: Hollyleaf "turned in[[DramaticEllipsis ….]] A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin BARE]]!"

* ShallowLoveInterest: All of [=GleamStar's=] love interests.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8378689/1/StarKtis_Prophecy StarKits Prophcy]]'' (also found [[http://starktisprophecy.webs.com/satrkits-prophecy here]] at the author's website) is a now-completed ''Literature/WarriorCats'' FanFic that chronicles the life of [[{{OC}} StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

* {{Spoiler}}: At the end of Chatper Forr [=GayStripe=], Graystripe asks [=StarGleam=] who she picks. [=Starpaw=] doesn't get her warrior name until chapter 9.