History FanFic / AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel

But a description of the plot really doesn't do it justice in terms of getting across just how batshit insane it is. There's a chipmunk orgy, Theodor [sic] farting too much, the Chipmunks swearing, Snoop Dogg running out to the store - right as his charges are going to bed, mind you - to get some beer, and Simon playing ''CallOfDuty'' and screaming in rage as he is killed by [[DidNotDoTheResearch an alien]]. Oh, and Ian flushing Eleanor down the toilet and [[{{Squick}} violently raping and torturing Brittany]]...and his rather ridiculous comeuppance the next day. It must be read to be believed.

* {{Narm}}: The rape scene is completely ridiculous. Especially Narmy is the author's note afterwards - see YouBastard below.

Off the heels of his [[AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge debut fanfiction]], author hunterjeanmidna set out to create a story that spoke out against the portrayal of rape in fanfictions as erotic or hot, and wanted his readers to know that "RAPE IS NOT GOOD." [[DontShootTheMessage It isn't a bad idea,]] and it might have worked. Too bad he used characters from the ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' movies [[CluelessAesop to get his point across.]]

** Unloaded a full clip? Dude, that's nothing compared to how he was apparently "such a power fuck that Brittany went ''flyin'' [sic] ''across the room''"!

** Unloaded a full clip? Dude, that's nothing compared to how he was apparently "such a power fuck that [Brittany] went ''flyin'' [sic] ''across the room''"!

* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: When Alvan [sic] is describing sex as "...what happens when you stick your penis in a vagina and hump an hump an hump an then white shit comes out an gets her pregnent an 8 months later you have a buncha baby chipmunks." and also when [[spoiler: Alvan was having sex with Brittany, he "unloaded a full clip into her uterus."]]

* IGotBetter: [[spoiler: Elanor [sic] survives getting knocked out and flushed down the toilet.]]

* YouFailSexEdForever: When Alvan [sic] is describing sex as "...what happens when you stick your penis in a vagina and hump an hump an hump an then white shit comes out an gets her pregnent an 8 months later you have a buncha baby chipmunks." and also when [[spoiler: Alvan was having sex with Brittany, he "unloaded a full clip into her uterus."]]

* PrisonRape: What eventually ends up happening to Ian.

Off the heels of his [[AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge debut fanfiction]], author hunterjeanmidna set out to create a story that spoke out against the portrayal of rape in fanfictions as erotic or hot, and wanted his readers to know that "[[{{Understatement}} RAPE IS NOT GOOD.]]" [[DontShootTheMessage It isn't a bad idea,]] and it might have worked. Too bad he used characters from the ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' movies [[CluelessAesop to get his point across.]]

The story here involves Ian Hawk, David Cross' villainous character, using a scientist's "Munkifier" to transform himself into a chipmunk as part of a plan to infiltrate their group and kill them (and maybe get a little Chipette tail on the side). Meanwhile, Dave has left for the UK to attend the premiere of a ''HarryPotter'' movie, and has left the Chipmunks and Chipettes in the care of...SnoopDogg. (Seriously.) However, they are visited by a strange chipmunk named "[[SdrawkcabName Kwah Nai]]", who is nice, even if he seems a bit familiar...

But a description of the plot really doesn't do it justice in terms of getting across just how batshit insane it is. There's a chipmunk orgy, Theodor [sic] farting too much, the Chipmunks swearing, Snoop Dogg running out to the store - right as his charges are going to bed, mind you - to get some beer, and Simon playing ''CallOfDuty'' and screaming in rage as he is killed by [[DidNotDoTheResearch an alien]]. Oh, and Ian flushing Eleanor down the toilet and [[{{Squick}} violently raping and torturing Brittany]]...and his rather ridiculous comeuppance the next day, which involves the shocking twist of [[spoiler: Snoop Dogg being a policeman who proceeds to crack open a beer and pass out on the couch]]. It must be read to be believed.

* CompleteMonster: Ian, who the author says "could play in {{Se7en}} or SilenceOfTheLambs or somethin". There's not many other ways to describe a guy who turns himself into a small animal so he can torture, rape and kill other small animals. Of course, he'd be far more effective a Complete Monster if everything he said and did wasn't [[ComedicSociopathy completely]] [[{{Narm}} hilarious]].

* NauseaFuel: Particularly the part where the bathroom floor is "covered in a mix of blood and semen from Ian's cock".

* {{Squick}}

* TheWoobie: As ridiculous as the story is, it's hard not to feel sorry for Brittany.

-->''This is an ANTI-RAPE piece, speaking out against erotic rape scenes in fanfictions. In no way is this meant to be "hot" or anything, it's supposed to be disturbing to show how horrible an criminal rape is. But there are a buncha funny parts an it's not all depressing. I just wanna get a message across to my readers that RAPE IS NOT GOOD.''

* CharacterDerailment

The story can be found [[http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093485 here.]]

The story here involves Ian [[strike: Hawke]] Hawk, David Cross' villainous character, using a scientist's "Munkifier" to transform himself into a chipmunk as part of a plan to infiltrate their group and kill them (and maybe get a little Chipette tail on the side). Meanwhile, Dave has left for the UK to attend the premiere of a ''HarryPotter'' movie, and has left the Chipmunks and Chipettes in the care of...SnoopDogg. (Seriously.) However, they are visited by a strange chipmunk named "[[SdrawkcabName Kwah Nai]]", who is nice, even if he seems a bit familiar...

But a description of the plot really doesn't do it justice in terms of getting across just how batshit insane it is. There's a chipmunk orgy, [[strike:Theodore]] Theodor farting too much, the Chipmunks swearing, Snoop Dogg running out to the store - right as his charges are going to bed, mind you - to get some beer, and Simon playing ''CallOfDuty'' and screaming in rage as he is killed by [[DidNotDoTheResearch an alien]]. Oh, and Ian flushing Eleanor down the toilet and [[{{Squick}} violently raping and torturing Brittany]]...and his rather ridiculous comeuppance the next day, which involves the shocking twist of [[spoiler: Snoop Dogg being a policeman who proceeds to crack open a beer and pass out on the couch]]. It must be read to be believed.

* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler: [[strike:Eleanor]] Elanor.]]

* IGotBetter: [[spoiler: [[strike:Eleanor]] Elanor survives getting knocked out and flushed down the toilet.]]

* YouFailSexEdForever: When [[strike:Alvin]] Alvan is describing sex as "...what happens when you stick your penis in a vagina and hump an hump an hump an then white shit comes out an gets her pregnent an 8 months later you have a buncha baby chipmunks." and also when [[spoiler: Alvan was having sex with Brittany, he "unloaded a full clip into her uterus."]]

* CompleteMonster: Ian. There's not many other ways to describe a guy who turns himself into a small animal so he can torture, rape and kill other small animals. Of course, he'd be far more effective a Complete Monster if everything he said and did wasn't [[ComedicSociopathy completely]] [[{{Narm}} hilarious]].

* YouFailSexEdForever: When [[strike:Alvin]] Alvan is describing sex as "...what happens when you stick your penis in a vagina and hump an hump an hump an then white shit comes out an gets her pregnent an 8 months later you have a buncha baby chipmunks." and also when [[spoiler: Alvan shoots a full clip into Brittany's uterus.]]

* YouFailSexEdForever: When [[strike:Alvin]] Alvan is describing sex as "...what happens when you stick your penis in a vagina and hump an hump an hump an then white shit comes out an gets her pregnent an 8 months later you have a buncha baby chipmunks."

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Do not piss off the Chipmunks.

* DarkerAndEdgier

* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler: [[strike:Eleanor]] Elanor]]

* NauseaFuel
* {{Narm}}

* TheWoobie: Brittany.

The story here involves Ian [[strike: Hawke]] Hawk, David Cross' villainous character, using a scientist's "Munkifier" to transform himself into a chipmunk as part of a plan to infiltrate their group and kill them (and maybe get a little Chipette tail on the side). Meanwhile, Dave has left for the UK to attend the premiere of a ''HarryPotter'' movie, and has left the Chipmunks and Chipettes in the care of...SnoopDogg. (Seriously.) However, they are visited by a strange chipmunk named "Kwah Nai", who is nice, even if he seems a bit familiar...