History FanFic / AkatsukiKittenPhoenixCorporationOverhaul

* FeaturelessPlaneOfDisembodiedDialogue: Averted, for the most part.

* JapaneseRanguage: Averted so far.

* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma: Generally averted.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair:
** Most of the PC Agents have a strip of colored hair that they can't get rid of. Chimera's hair takes the cake by being purple even in the places where the color should be natural, as opposed to the blue stripe. This is attributed to his VoluntaryShapeshifter attributes.
** Jashin has blue hair.
* YouNoTakeCandle: Played with. Mostly, they just speak slowly or have Hidan do it. Hidan makes some mistakes, but he really only speaks slowly and asks for vocabulary help from Jashin when necessary.

* RealityEnsues: Jade has read other kitten fics, and has absolutely no qualms using the knowledge of common occurrences in said fics to plan what's happening next. Unfortunately, she's also analyzed them and pokes holes in the logic they have. The main one being that she refuses to tell ''anyone'' about the kittens unless absolutely necessary.

** Chapter Seven: Film/AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes and {{Caramelldansen}}.

%%* Administrivia/WordCruft: Happens occasionally.

%%* WordCruft: Happens occasionally.

* BadBoss / BenevolentBoss: It's hard to tell with Phoenix. She seems pretty nice to her subordinates, and she feels regret for whatever [[NoodleIncident The Collapse]] was... but until we find out what exactly The Collapse ''was'', there's no real way of knowing.

* GreenEyes: Jashin.

The author is also [[OneOfUs remarkably fond of TvTropes]], and frequently references tropes as she writes.

* ObligatorySwearing: With an {{egregious}} amount of TWordEuphemism.

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%%* {{Egregious}}: Invoked, discussed, and begged for mercy.

* GunSafety: Jade is quite aware of what to do and what ''not'' to do.

* BechdelTest: Passed with flying colors. Phoenix's most common discussion topic with her minions is tropes, and their favorite discussion topic with Jade is just how badly Phoenix is messing with them all.

*** ForrestGump, when Kakuzu is named Forrest.

* OldShame: The PC were originally characters from a previous story of Phoenix's, one that she destroyed in a manner that they refer to as The Collapse. The PC members are the only vestiges of that story.

* OneOfUs: Phoenix absolutely adores Wiki/TvTropes.

* TrainingFromHell: IB is referred to like this.
* {{Troll}}/{{Gadfly}}: Phoenix and her minions greatly enjoy mocking the Akatsuki. Many of the author's actions are done only to annoy the shinobi (and [[OriginalCharacter Jade]]), such as:

* UnsoundEffect: Here and there.

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: Stupid Socratic Seminar tickets.

* {{Animorphism}}: Chimera.
* {{Anvilicious}}: Invoked in concerns to something that isn't even technically an anvil.
* AppliedPhlebotinum: Most of the cures.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Diamond.

* {{Backstory}}: Jashin. It would take too long to explain.

* BadassInANiceSuit: Chimera wears one, along with...
** BadassLongcoat: a trenchcoat,
** CoolShades: sunglasses,
** NiceHat: and a fedora.

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: [[invoked]] In chapter five; they even call it that by name.

* BilingualBackfire: Mentioned.
* BilingualBonus: A few.
** Sapphire, the name given to Deidara as a kitten, sounds remarkably like safaia, a Japanese word for the same thing.
* BloodLust: Diamond.
* BloodMagic: Again, Diamond. She's also known as the [[RedBaron Blood Mage]].
* BloodyMurder: [[OverlyLongGag Again, Diamond.]]

* ButtMonkey: Most commonly Phoenix. No, really.

* ChirpingCrickets: Complete with tumbleweed in chapter fourteen.

* ConvenientlyAnOrphan: Invoked. Jade's parents died in a car crash a decade before the storyline. She's not too cut up about it.
** Conversely, none of the PC have any living relatives left, other then the other PC members that they're relate too. Emerald and Moonstone are fraternal twins, while Chimera, Opal, and Goldstone are all cousins.
* {{Cosplay}}: Deidara dresses like [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Akita Neru]] in chapter twelve.

* DeadpanSnarker: Nagato, as a way to keep his sanity while surrounded by idiots.

** Emerald has his moments.
* DeusExMachina: Discussed.
* {{Dhampyr}}: Brought up and then shortly discussed.

* TheDragon / TheLancer: Goldstone is one or the other to Phoenix, depending on whether you consider them the bad guys or not.
** DragonInChief: She is sometimes the one to tell Phoenix to get back to work.

* {{Egregious}}: Invoked, discussed, and begged for mercy.

* FrickinLaserBeams: Referenced.
* FriendsWithBenefits: Mentioned.

* GigglingVillain: If you consider Diamond a villain

* {{Gorn}}: The Chapter Twelve {{Omake}} has exploding [[Literature/HarryPotter Death Eaters]].
** Again from Diamond: She ''explodes'' in the middle of Jade's living room, and literally everything is covered in blood.

* GreenThumb / PetalPower: Agent Emerald.

** GunSafety: She's quite aware of what to do and what ''not'' to do.

* {{Hammerspace}}

* IdiosyncraticWipe: Yes, there actually is one, sort of, in chapter seven.
* InteractiveNarrator: Phoenix.

* LampshadeHanging: EVERYWHERE.
** As of chapter thirteen, even the lampshades are either invoked or lampshaded themselves.
* LemonyNarrator: Phoenix has her moments.

** FrickinLaserBeams: Implied to have them.

* MagicPants: Every time ''except'' the first.
** Subverted rather oddly with Deidara. When he turns back, he's stuffed into a plastic bag, but otherwise naked.

** Also counts for Kisame's cure.

* MetaFic: A substantial portion the fic is about ''writing'' the fic.
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: A worry in the author's note at the end of chapter six.
* MindManipulation: Opal's specialty
** {{Telepathy}}
** MasterOfIllusion: Opal, but Diamond has similar abilities that function one in a completely different manner. While Opal controls the receptors in the mind itself, Diamond creates area-wide illusions that capture everything.
* MathematiciansAnswer: Diamond.

* MindScrew: It's implied that the fic makes Phoenix do this to herself sometimes. The nature of the Agents and the fic might do this to you as well.

* MoodWhiplash: At the start of chapter five.

* MurderTheHypotenuse: Mentioned.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Invoked.

* NighInvulnerability: All of the PC Agents, but Diamond takes the cake:
** To clarify, Agent Diamond has the Made of Diamond (as her name indicates), the Made of Air (she can collapse herself into a puddle of blood and build herself back up), and has Phoenix's 'divine' protection.

** FourthWallObserver: The PC.
** MediumAwareness: Almost everyone.
** Tobi and Hidan get stuck listening through the FourthWall after the mess in chapter five.
* NotHimself: Mentioned.
* NoTranshumanismAllowed: Discussed.

* OminousLatinChanting: Referenced.

* Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs: Referenced.

* PowersThatBe: The PC. Jashin and the Shinigami are mentioned as well.
* PurpleProse: There's some in chapter thirteen.

* RevengeBeforeReason: Mentioned.

* SelfDeprecation: Phoenix, frequently. It's lampshaded, especially since it's her minions that so frequently bash her.

* ShipperOnDeck: Yahiko apparently ships [[PortmanteauCoupleName NagaKona]]. The reason they didn't get together was because he was dead. He's trying to fix that.
** The Phoenix Corporation as well. They made sure that Konan (as a kitten) was on the chest of Nagato (as a human) when she returned to being human, which lead to a naked Konan pretty much straddling Nagato on the ground before she shunshin-ed out.

** Chapter Twelve also has:

-->It didn’t really matter at the times when she took it upon herself to laugh maniacally and make the world a little more interesting.
-->(She may have mailed a live bobcat to someone as opposed to an office chair via Ebay once or twice, but that is a story for another time.)
-->(She has an odd black hat shaped rather like a boater in the back of her closet.)

* ShownTheirWork: The information on cats and care is pretty well-done.

* SleevesAreForWimps: Discussed.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Chapter Eleven

* SurferDude: Jashin, just without the Surfer Speak. No, really.

* TakeThat: To most kittenfic writers.
** To Manga/{{Bleach}} in Chapter Five.
** To Google Translate in Chapter Eight.
* TeamMom: Konan, apparently.
* TechnoBabble: in the Chapter Twelve {{omake}}, though it's downplayed.

* ThemeNaming:The PC members all have jewel/gem-based codenames, though these are sometimes switchied out for other names for convenience or cool factors (but mostly convenience).
** Jade somehow got connected to them in this way by complete coincidence.

* ThereWasADoor: In the FourthWall, naturally.

* TimeMaster: Agent Moonstone.

* VerbalTic: Deidara's is discussed.

* WasOnceAMan: Discussed.

* WordCruft: Happens occasionally.
* AWorldwidePunomenon: Used and discussed.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Most of the PC Agents have a strip of colored hair that they can't get rid of. Chimera's hair takes the cake by being purple even in the places where the color should be natural, as opposed to the blue stripe. This is attributed to his VoluntaryShapeshifter attributes.

*** Zetsu is named [[{{Cats}} Mistoffelees.]]

** Chapter Seven: AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes and {{Caramelldansen}}.

* {{Badass}}: A few.
** BadassBookworm: Jade is smart enough to be in the IB program and do well, and is an ace shot besides.
** BadassNormal: Jade is the only normal person in the story so far with a name. She also shoots a burglar that comes into her house late one night.
** BadassInANiceSuit: Chimera wears one, along with...
*** BadassLongcoat: a trenchcoat,
*** CoolShades: sunglasses,
*** NiceHat: and a fedora.

* OneOfUs: Phoenix absolutely adores TvTropes.

* GodModeSue: Phoenix and the PC ''would'' be this, but... the way the story is set up, they're more like moderators than actual characters. As it is, they express concerns about being Sues, and have acknowledged that they tend to function as gods to the universes that they control. So... invoked, but frequently [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]].

* ValuesDissonance: [[invoked]] Discussed by the Akatsuki after watching an episode of OnePiece.

*** OnePiece
*** Manga/{{Bleach}}

* GenreSavvy: Jade takes advantage of what she knows of Phoenix and kitten fics once in a while.
** Being prepared to react in case one of the kittens turned back while she was giving them a bath.
** Using a JediMindTrick on a teacher.

* WholesomeCrossdresser: Deidara dresses up as [[{{Vocaloid}} Akita Neru]].

** Deidara dresses up as [[{{Vocaloid}} Akita Neru]]

*** [[{{ABBA}} Money, Money, Money]]

* {{Cosplay}}: Deidara dresses like [[{{Vocaloid}} Akita]] [[WholesomeCrossdresser Neru]] in chapter twelve.

* ShapedLikeItself: Agent Chimera can turn into... [[CaptainObvious a chimera]].

** Goldstone reference's LadyGaga's Born This Way in chapter five.