History FanFic / ADeathToRemember

''A Death to Remember'' is a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic... Kind of. It started out as a seeming ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' parody, with a TsundereSue main character, named Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr. In ParodySue convention, Edward Cullem (or however the author chooses to spell it this time around) is inexplicably in love with her, but she reacts to his advances with increasing violence. However, as the story continues, it becomes less of a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic, and more of a crossover with ''[[MindScrew everything you can think of]]''.

The author goes by the screenname of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast PyromaniacalCadaver]], who seems to be two people: one, referred to as Meck, and one known as Carli. They have distinct writing styles; Meck's is shorter and much more random, though it has some truly [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hilarious one-liners]], while Carli's is more descriptive and tends to contain more {{Shout Out}}s. There is a third person who seems to know the two, identified as Kelly or Eastmangirl, who is the story's most dedicated flamer, though she recently entered the ideas challenge for it, claiming that Meck blackmailed her.

** "i kidnapped her and ran off with her, kinda like in NationalTreasure."

''A Death to Remember'' is a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic... Kind of. It started out as a seeming MyImmortal parody, with a TsundereSue main character, named Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr. In ParodySue convention, Edward Cullem (or however the author chooses to spell it this time around) is inexplicably in love with her, but she reacts to his advances with increasing violence. However, as the story continues, it becomes less of a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic, and more of a crossover with ''[[MindScrew everything you can think of]]''.

* NonHumanSidekick: [[CaptainObvious Pyrite.]]

** It referenced ''EcceRomani''. The ''Latin textbook''.

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** Multiple references to Manga/AxisPowersHetalia, including Rome's song.

* EyeScream: It starts with Edward getting a lit cigarette ground into his eye, then it [[{{Squick}} all goes downhill]] [[ItGotWorse from there]].

** In chapter 18, Appyllyna and [[{{Sandman}} The Corinthian]] have an [[EyeScream eye]] [[{{Gorn}} party]].

** "That's not my bodyguard, that's [[AzumangaDaioh mai waifu]]."

** Multiple references to AxisPowersHetalia, including Rome's song.

The author goes by the screenname of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast PyromaniacalCadaver]], who seems to be two people: one, referred to as Meck, and one known as Carli. They have distinct writing styles; Meck's is shorter and much more random, though it has some truly [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hilarious one-liners]], while Carli's is more descriptive and tends to contain more ShoutOuts. There is a third person who seems to know the two, identified as Kelly or Eastmangirl, who is the story's most dedicated flamer, though she recently entered the ideas challenge for it, claiming that Meck blackmailed her.

** In one chapter, Appyllyna ''steals the [[DoctorWho TARDIS]]''.

* AwesomeMcCoolName: Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr, though YourMileageMayVary.

The author goes by the screenname of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast PyromaniacalCadaver]], who seems to be two people: one, referred to as Meck, and one known as Carli. They have distinct writing styles; Meck's is shorter and much more random, though it has some truly [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hilarious one-liners]], while Carli's is more descriptive and tends to contain more ShoutOuts. There is a third person who seems to know the two, identified as Kelly or Eastmangirl, who is the story's most dedicated [[HateDom flamer]], though she recently entered the ideas challenge for it, claiming that Meck blackmailed her.

''A Death to Remember'' is a ''{{Twilight}}'' fanfic... Kind of. It started out as a seeming MyImmortal parody, with a TsundereSue main character, named Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr. In ParodySue convention, Edward Cullem (or however the author chooses to spell it this time around) is inexplicably in love with her, but she reacts to his advances with increasing violence. However, as the story continues, it becomes less of a {{Twilight}} fanfic, and more of a crossover with ''[[MindScrew everything you can think of]]''.

* AcceptableTargets: Southerners. Jasper is frequently referred to as "The Redneck."

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: "THEY FUCKING WERE MADE OF SHEEPSHIT!"
** "WHAT THE BLOODY.. ow."
*** "...like a booming boomerang."
** Pyrite. Just... Pyrite.

''A Death to Remember'' is a ''{{Twilight}}'' fanfic... Kind of. It started out as a seeming MyImmortal parody, with a TsundereSue main character, named Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr. In ParodySue convention, [[strike:Edward Cullen]] [[strike: Bedward Mellon]] [[strike:Deadward Fellon]] [[strike:Fredward Pellon]] Edward Cullem is inexplicably in love with her, but she reacts to his advances with increasing violence. However, as the story continues, it becomes less of a {{Twilight}} fanfic, and more of a crossover with ''[[MindScrew everything you can think of]]''.