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* NoodleIncident: His joke regarding a friend he knew who had an automatic house. There were all kinds of devices and switches, but one in particular didn't seem to do anything, no matter how many times he flipped it. "Then one day a lady in Germany called him. She said, 'Stop it.'" Even aside from the SurrealHumor of wondering how in the world she got his number (or even knew who to call), just ''what'' was the switch doing in her home...?

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* FelonyMisdemeanor: "I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke."

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* FelonyMisdemeanor: FelonyMisdemeanor:
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"I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke."
** "I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli.
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* CrazyAwesome:[[invoked]] "Imagine Pulitzer Prizefighting. Just two writers beating the shit out of each other."

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* CrazyAwesome:[[invoked]] CrazyIsCool:[[invoked]] "Imagine Pulitzer Prizefighting. Just two writers beating the shit out of each other."
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--> "[The police] said 'why were you going so fast?' I said 'Why? I had my foot to the floor. It sends more gas through the carburetor.'"

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--> "[The police] said 'why 'Why were you going so fast?' I said 'Why? I had my foot to the floor. It sends more gas through the carburetor.'"

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