History Creator / BrianRegan

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: He notes that, among all of the powerful weapon names in the military (e.g. Apache helicopters, tomahawk missiles), it seems odd to have something with a rather twee name like "walkie-talkie."
-->And this is the rooty-tooty-aim-and-shooty!

* TheBeautifulElite: Part of his stand up on airports compares first class passengers to noblemen. With comfy chairs, better food, and sitting in an entirely different section.
-->'''First Class Passenger''': Bring me a goblet of something cool and refreshing, and the head of a pig. Does anyone have a fiddle? Have someone from coach fiddle for me. Amuse me.

* NamesTheSame: In what sketch, he talks about a man called Brian Regan, a United States spy/traitor. He explains that he heard about him on the news, but wasn't really paying attention.
-->'''News Anchor''': It's unclear whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution.
-->'''Brian''': ...Honey, did we pay that [[DisproportionateRetribution parking ticket?]]

* {{Mondegreen}}: From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0YYGcJVoc&list=PL83B5066A144601ED&index=10 All By Myself]]:

* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY:
-->"Hey there, Caro...lynn."\\
"It's Carol''ine'', Brian."\\
"It's Bri-'''yown'''."

* PlutoIsExpendable: One of his routines deals with Pluto being declared a dwarf planet, anthropomorphizing Pluto and treating the demotion like a career loss.

* FunWithAcronyms: A person texts Brian "LMAO". Brian's Response: "LMNOP"

-->I hate when you're trying to read something and you come across the expression "One thing led to another". What in the hell kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't that your job as the writer to tell me how this led to that? You can just throw that in there? "UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler was rejected as a young man on his application to art school. [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII One thing led to another...]]and the United States dropped [[UsefulNotes/AtomicBombingsOfHiroshimaAndNagasaki two atomic bombs]] on the sovereign nation of Japan." This is some pamphlet!

** He thinks being told he pronounces words incorrectly is just the epi-TOME of hyper-BOWL.

* BrickJoke: "Well, my uncle doesn't grow corn."

-->Where's the rhino gastroenterologists? Where's the giraffe "throat, throat, and throat" doctors?

-->'''Brian'': And the girth is... three.

* LoudOfWar: Brian out-moaning his mystery patient so the hospital staff will help him first. It eventually leads to the entire floor moaning loudly.

* SpellMyNameWithAnS:
-->"Oh, A-M-Y?"
-->"No, A-Y-M-I-E."
-->"Ughhh... I have to take a nap."

--> '''Coach''': Uh, that was a coaching desicion.
* UnitConfusion: His bit about UPS when they ask for the dimmensions of his boxes. But he doesn't know what "girth" means, much less what units to use.
-->"And the girth is...3"
-->"Three what?"
-->"3...girth units"