History Characters / TheBigLezShow

* EmbarrassingFirstName: He doesn’t seem to think so: “Leslie is a sick-cunt name.”

* [[spoiler: KilledOffForReal: Lez dies in the finale of the series, "Choomah Island 3: Denouement".]]

** He also has a childish giggle, "Hee-hee."

* FriendToAllLivingThings: He treats everyone he meets with equal respect. Animals, aliens, mermaids, government spooks, mysterious lights in the sky, they all get the same greeting: "S'goin' on mate, my name's Sassy the Sasquatch." Unfortunately, not everyone is willing to be as friendly to him.

* InsistentTerminology: He insists that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin", that the gold guy in Star Wars is R2-D2 and that the little pieces in chess are called "Prawns."

* VerbalTic: "Yeah, nah, yeah, nah."

* {{Catchphrase}}: "D’aaawwww... Dunno what’s goin’ on."

* BerserkButton: "You destroyed my flowers. I saw it."

* [[spoiler: HumanAliens]]: He and Lez are revealed to be this, hence their superhuman strength.
* [[spoiler: KilledOffForReal]]: Apparently so, as of "Choomah Island 2".

A gorilla-like sasquatch who rules Choomah Island and the entire race of Choomahs, or "yellow things." He is responsible for launching an attack on Brown Town, being party to the destruction of Kingdom Cum and making numerous attempts on the lives of Lez and co. It is revealed that [[spoiler: he has been chosen to be next in line by Lez's father after Lez and Norton disappointed him.]]

* CardCarryingVillain: "I'm the bad guy. That's what we do. We fuck shit up. Usually in a city."
* [[spoiler: CruelAndUnusualDeath: Gets the absolute snot beaten out of him by a powered-up Warning Guy and then shot through the shoulder by Sergio. Warning Guy finishes the deal by sneaking up behind him and cutting his throat wide open with a fish knife.]]

* SignatureLaugh: "Heheheh."

* CatchPhrase: "Yeah, roight."

* [[spoiler: KidFromTheFuture: Taipan Pete is heavily implied to be Quintin from an alternate future timeline in which Lez became king after killing Laranox and wrought havoc upon the Earth. Pete can apparently only communicate to the "real" timeline through drug-induced hallucinations, as Sassy and Donny both know of him.]] However, it's still left open to interpretation.

* WhamLine: First, [[spoiler: "Bit chilly for the desert, isn't it?"]] Second, [[spoiler:"We knew each other once. I just... grew up."]]

* TheStoner: “Mate, they don’t call it the Devil’s Lettuce for nothin’.”

* ADayInTheLimelight: He has his own episode devoted to his campaign video in "Yeah, Nah, Mate", which later got expanded into a whole spin-off series.

* ADayInTheLimelight: There is an extra-long episode in Season Three completely devoted to his life story. Which is impressive for an [[AscendedExtra ascended extra]]. Not only that, it's the only episode so far where the other characters show the slightest bit of compassion to him (Lez and Donny refer to him as a nice guy).

* ChromosomeCasting: They're called "the Boys" for a reason. Mostly because of the show's shoestring budget forcing the TalkingToHimself trope, there are no major female characters at all.

* TalkingToHimself: The vast majority of characters are portrayed by series creator Jarrad Wright, [[ManOfAThousandVoices though his talent at voicing many different accents makes this easy to forget.]]

* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: You wouldn't expect a fat abrasive HumanAlien prince in exile, his adopted human son, a RatedMForManly cash-in-hand worker, four drug-abusing sasquatches, an angry talking owl, a trigger-happy Scottish fisherman, a big game hunter, and an invincible potato-headed postman to be the best of friends, but life is unpredictable like that.

* RatedMForManly: The stereotypical Australian ideal of a hard-working, no-nonsense man's man.

* RatedMForManly: Same as Nolan.

* AffablyEvil

* VillainyFreeVillain: While they are the overarching antagonists of ''Sassy the Sasquatch'', they don't do anything villainous. They only came to Earth to study some grass and were justifiably annoyed that Sassy barged into their ship. However, their attempts to get rid of him prove futile, as Sassy is convinced they stole his weed.

* TheObiWan: He is one to Noelsie, as he taught him his carefree philosophy and all the skills he knows.

A socially awkward white-furred Sasquatch from New Zealand and a member of the Secret Sasquatch Society. He travels across oceans on only a small stand-up paddleboard.

* StrangeSyntaxSpeaker: Speaks in an oddly hesitant, restrained manner, which isn’t helped by his incredibly thick accent.

* {{Hellfire}}: Makes a grand entrance to the sasquatch party in an intimidating column of roaring fire, only for it to quickly dissipate to reveal a friendly-looking red guy in a yellow shirt.

* OnlySaneMan: The sanest sasquatch character we’ve seen so far.
* RefusalOfTheCall: Sassy tries to goad him into joining them on their skitz mission to kill Laranox, but Scotty awkwardly rebukes him several times and instead spends the rest of the episode chatting with Wayno in the train.

* OnlySaneMan: [[spoiler:Flashbacks in ''Sassy the Sasquatch'' show that he once was this, as he reacts to talking sasquatches, time travel and interdimensional portals like any normal person would (i.e. complete fear, confusion and irritation). As it turns out, while Lez and the gang have been having their skitz drug-fuelled adventures, Nigel has been reluctantly forced to cover up their existence from the rest of the public and protect the town from other strange creatures that emerge through Sassy's portals in order to prevent mass panic.]]

[[folder:Badoing-Badoing-Badoing Sloth]]
!Sloth
->"Babong-babong-babong."

A cute little ground sloth that Sassy meets shortly after a UFO takes him back to the end of the Cretaceous period.
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* AngelUnaware: [[spoiler:The final shot of the ''Sassy'' GrandFinale implies that all of the ultra-mega-multiverses that make up the show's reality exist in the mind of the sloth from the first episode, effectively making it the most powerful god in the setting, even greater than Sassy's true form.]]
* BrokenRecord: "Badoing-badoing-badoing."
* RedHerring: The first episode of ''Sassy'' opens with this brown sloth with the exact same voice as Sassy encountering a UFO, leading viewers to believe that the sloth was a "pre-evolved" version of Sassy. Then the real Sassy gets booted out of the UFO and he pets the sloth on the head. As if Sassy would ever have such a mundane backstory! [[spoiler:But then it's possibly DoubleSubverted in the final episode...]]
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* RedHerring: The first episode of ''Sassy'' opens with this brown sloth with the exact same voice as Sassy encountering a UFO, leading viewers to believe that the sloth was some "pre-evolved" version of Sassy. Then the real Sassy gets booted out of the UFO. [[spoiler:Possibly DoubleSubverted in the final episode.]]

* TrueCompanions: To both Donny and Lez. Donny was Sassy's first ever friend and they have been kindred spirits ever since. However, Sassy has also had a special friendship with Lez ever since they first became neighbours. [[spoiler: Although he knew it was coming thanks to time travel shenanigans, Sassy was so distraught over Lez's eventual death that he secretly erased his own memory and relived the story of the show countless times just to spend more time with him.]]

* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: He gives this speech to a caterpillar of all things, telling it that it's amazing and important even though it's tiny and insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe. In Sassy's philosophy, there's no such thing as a "small" being.

** [[spoiler:As it turns out, his entire existence is this. The Sassy we know is merely a tiny splinter of the original Sassy, a much larger cosmic entity from beyond the multiverse who wanted to experience everything that the lower realm had to offer. Eventually, our Sassy is destined to merge with his primordial self and transfer all the memories he's experienced, before moving onto another mega-ultra-multiverse to explore. [[SerialEscalation And the big Sassy may only be fragment of an even larger entity]], implied in the last shot to be the "badoing-badoing-badoing" sloth from the first ''Sassy the Sasquatch'' episode.

* EarnYourHappyEnding: [[spoiler:The finale of ''Sassy'' shows that Lez was effectively reincarnated into an alternate universe which functions as his ideal version of heaven. There, he lived most of his life as a normal human named Jeremy alongside Quintin (who's blonde in this universe, for some reason), until a stray golf ball knocked him out and awakened his parallel memories as Big Lez. In this idealised timeline, Jez/Lez's father is not a mass-murdering tyrant but a supportive presence in his life, he's a respected member of the community, and even has a woman in his life. Last but not least, Norton doesn't exist at all.]]

* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: PlayedWith. Lez sacrifices his life by nuking Laranox's floating island fortress with himself still on it and is lauded as a hero by his friends afterwards, but none of them know that the true reason he did it: he knew his selfish and destructive nature would get the better of him if he lived to become king, and for that reason he knew he had to die.]]

** Perhaps the most important example occurs at the very end of his spin-off series. [[spoiler:In every previous cycle, Sassy impulsively takes a magic jellybean that erases all memories and gives the user a buzz. In the very last scene, he hesitates to take it, implying that he finally feels ready to move on after Lez's death. Considering that Sassy never once turned down drugs in the entire series, this was a major turning point for him.]]

* TrueCompanions: To both Donny and Lez. Donny was Sassy's first ever friend and they have been kindred spirits ever since.

!!Others

[[folder:Daednu]]
!Daednu
->"Awwwww, they bit off my hands!"

A seemingly immortal bystander who constantly finds himself injured by Choomahs, but he survives every attack no matter how severe.

* ChekhovsGunman: Appears in a helicopter to save Nolan and the sasquatches from the exploding Choomah Island. Although how he got the chopper and why he would go to the effort to save some strangers is never questioned.
* TheChewToy: Perhaps even more so than ''Clarence''. Over the course of the series, he gets his skull bludgeoned into the ground, his legs ripped off and his body crushed between the palms of the Choomahviathan.
* CloudCuckooLander: It’s apparent that years of surviving wounds no person should ever be able to recover from has severely affected his mental processes. His only dialogue consists of random non-sequiturs and bouts of agonising screaming.
* MadeOfIron: His whole gag is that no matter what injury he sustains, he'll always start screaming in pain and moaning about the wound shortly after. Even when he gets his head stomped into mush multiple times, he can still somehow be heard screaming long after the point you'd expect him to be dead.
* MeaningfulName: His name is a reversal of "undead".
* ShoutOut: He's a pastiche of the pilots Frank Lapidus and Seth Norris from ''Series/{{Lost}}''.

[[folder:Charles Charlington]]
!Charles Charlington
->"Today, I will be telling you the story about Lezlie's ephiphany while he was feeling the effects of Sassy's trippa-snippa sandwich. Let's see how this story ''[[IncrediblyLamePun wraps up]]''."

An elderly, sophisticated narrator who appears in the second season.

* TheBusCameBack: After disappearing for years, Charles makes an unexpected return at TheStinger of "Choomah Island 3" [[spoiler: where it’s revealed he’s (probably) been Sassy in disguise the entire time.]]
* IncrediblyLamePun: He enjoys these quite a lot.
* LemonyNarrator: He tells his tales with humorous flourishes.
* TheStoner: Much like almost every other character on the show.

[[folder:Bill the Bartender]]
!Bill
->"Heheheh."

A pub bartender with a high-pitched, barely intelligible voice.

* SeinfeldianConversation: He's solely there to bounce off Noelsie when they have a typical Aussie bloke conversation (i.e. a large amount of [[VerbalTic "Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nahs"]]).
* SignatureLaugh: "Heheheh."
* TheUnintelligible: By ''Mike Nolan's Long Weekend'', he's basically impossible to understand.

[[folder:Crazy Steve]]
!Crazy Steve
->"Ffffucken Noelsieeeee, how ya goin’ mate?"

A reputable old friend of Mike Nolan’s who works in construction. Has so far only appeared in Mike Nolan-centred episodes.

* AscendedExtra: Has an expanded role in ''Mike Nolan's Long Weekend''.
* CoolOldGuy: Mike Nolan considers him a LivingLegend.
* HeliumSpeech: Has a rather nasally, high-pitched voice for a man of his age and stature, which Noelsie actually points out as sounding like a cockatiel.
* TheObiWan: He is one to Noelsie, as he taught him his carefree philosophy and all the skills he knows.
* NonIndicativeName: He's not actually that much crazier than anyone else in the show, but he's said to have been much wilder in his younger years. When he's not off his nut on drugs, he actually comes across as a bit more level-headed than Noelsie.
* RatedMForManly: Same as Nolan.
* TheStoner: He’s retired from that lifestyle mostly, but it only takes some mild goading from Noelsie for him to start chugging a bong and coke on camera.
* VocalDissonance: He has a very high-pitched voice for a man his age. Noelsie points out he has the same "cockatiel voice" as Bill the Bartender.

[[folder:Taipan Pete]]
!Taipan Pete
->"I’ve been waiting for you..."

A mysterious bearded fella Lez encounters while wandering the deserts in Season 4. Lez narrates the story of the season to him while they both wait for a train to North Queensland.

* AllegoricalCharacter: [[spoiler:It's been speculated that he may be a metaphor for [[AuthorAvatar Jarrad Wright, the show's creator]], coming to terms with letting go of his childhood creation, Big Lez.]]
* CatchPhrase: "Yeah, roight."
* TheGadfly: He seems to get a kick out of freaking Lez out with vaguely ominous remarks and worming his way out of revealing his identity.
* IdenticalStranger: Bears a strong resemblance to Mike Nolan’s mate Crazy Steve, leading many to mistakenly conclude that the two were related. During his daytura-induced frenzy, Lez even accuses him of being Crazy Steve's dad, [[AscendedFanon referencing the fan theory]].
* [[spoiler: KidFromTheFuture: Taipan Pete is heavily implied to be Quintin from an alternate future timeline in which Lez became king after killing Laranox and wrought havoc upon the Earth. Pete can apparently only communicate to the "real" timeline through drug-induced hallucinations, as Sassy and Donny both know of him.]] However, it's still left open to interpretation.
* MysteriousStranger: The question of his true identity and significance is central to Season 4's plot.
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[spoiler:Turns out Lez never met Pete and never even went to the desert at all. He just ate a load of daytura flowers and hallucinated the whole encounter while blabbering to a tree on the side of a train track. [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane But to confuse things, Sassy and Donny recognise Pete's name]]...]]
* WhamLine: First, [[spoiler: "Bit chilly for the desert, isn't it?"]] Second, [[spoiler:"We knew each other once. I just... grew up."]]

[[folder:Kizza]]
!Kizza
->"Yis, it was quite intense, actually."

A socially awkward white-furred Sasquatch from New Zealand and a member of the Secret Sasquatch Society. He travels across oceans on only a small stand-up paddleboard.

* ChekhovsGunman: [[spoiler: That paddleboard of his comes in handy when he arrives just in time to rescue Mike Nolan and Quintin when they’re stranded in the middle of the ocean following the destruction of King Laranox's island base.]]
* CloudCuckooLander: Not as odd as most sasquatches, but he's charmingly eccentric at least.
* MadeOfIron: While paddling across the Pacific ocean in order to get to the SSS party, he somehow manages to survive a wave of deadly cyclones called the Three Twisted Sisters.
* OnlySaneMan: Kizza seems to be one of the only named sasquatches that isn’t a drug-addled CloudCuckooLander, though he still goes on many wild offscreen adventures.
* StrangeSyntaxSpeaker: Speaks in an oddly hesitant, restrained manner, which isn’t helped by his incredibly thick accent.

[[folder:The Devil]]
!The Devil
->"Alright, own up, who summoned me? That cunt owes me a beer!"

The actual Satan. He’s a member of the Secret Sasquatch Society despite not being a sasquatch, and is a surprisingly laidback dude.

* {{Hellfire}}: Makes a grand entrance to the sasquatch party in an intimidating column of roaring fire, only for it to quickly dissipate to reveal a friendly-looking red guy in a yellow shirt.
* NiceGuy: Helps Lez for no reason other than he needed help, treats being summoned as a practical joke, and is just a pleasant guy overall. Surprisingly.
* SatanIsGood: He mocks the vilified way he’s presented in “all those Bible books” as he’s actually a friendly, chilled out guy. He even lends Lez some black camo gear for his mission to save Quintin.
* TheStoner: “Mate, they don’t call it the Devil’s Lettuce for nothin’.”

[[folder:Scotty]]
!Scotty
->"Don't... do that to me, alri'? I've seen what happens on yer little journeys. There's always some fuckin' explosion or heavy drug use, and I don't want to be involved in any of it. I just drive treens."
A timid ginger-haired sasquatch who drives the freight train that gets Lez and the crew to North Queensland.

* ADogNamedDog: Has a pronounced Scottish accent to match his name.
* GenreSavvy: He's well aware of what goes on during Sassy's "adventures" and the certain doom awaiting a RedShirt like him, and wisely stays on the train.
* MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: He’s not a fan of the dangerous adventures and hard drug abuse that the other sasquatches routinely get up to, and would rather just get on with his job.
* NonActionGuy: Hates adventures and refuses to join the Boys on their quest to kill King Laranox. His only assistance was driving them to Queensland.
* OnlySaneMan: The sanest sasquatch character we’ve seen so far.
* RefusalOfTheCall: Sassy tries to goad him into joining them on their skitz mission to kill Laranox, but Scotty awkwardly rebukes him several times and instead spends the rest of the episode chatting with Wayno in the train.

[[folder:Glen]]
!Glen
->"Isn't technology amazing these days? Everything's at one push of a button."

A mysterious background figure who owns a toy manufacturing company that sells dolls in his likeness called Glendolls, which Lez avidly collects. He was present on Kingdom Cum when Dr. C first created the Choomahs.

* AffablyEvil
* BeardOfEvil: He has a trim white beard and turns out to be one of the baddies.
* BrokenPedestal: For Lez, who idolised Glen and his action figures, [[spoiler: the reveal that Glen has been working with Laranox the whole time hits him hard.]]
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: A corporate sleaze (if the recorded lines his action figures speak when squeezed are any indication) and [[spoiler: a would-be conqueror of Earth alongside King Laranox.]]
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler: Glen, an extremely minor background character, is eventually revealed to be working with King Laranox. He also funded the experiments that first created the Choomahs and caused Clarence’s subsequent exile into space.]]
* EvilStatesOfAmerica: He's pretty much the only character with a noticeably American accent and he turns out to be an unapologetic CorruptCorporateExecutive.
* GenreRefugee: He's an ambitious, American-accented tycoon who waxes poetic about how far technology has progressed and so on. He seems like he'd be more at home in an American political drama rather than in a wacky Australian cartoon about drug-abusing sasquatches.
* GreaterScopeVillain: [[spoiler: Glen is the true mastermind behind the events of the series and has been using Laranox and the other villains for his own ends. However, Laranox is still the biggest personal threat to Lez when all's said and done.]]
* HumanAliens: Looks like an ordinary human businessman.
* KarmaHoudini: Aside from the planet he planned to rule getting nuked; he never directly suffers any repercussions for masterminding the events of Season 4.

[[folder:Nigel]]
!Nigel Simmons
->"Who's this fella?"

The protagonist of a future, as-of-yet untitled series that will be set in the Big Lez universe. Nigel is a prominent landowner in Brown Town and provides protection for the sasquatches and all the other freaky inhabitants of the neighbourhood.

* CoolOldGuy: He has a stern, effortless confidence about him.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Makes a few brief appearances in "Mike Nolan's Long Weekend" that will likely set up the events of his own future series. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Sassy even lampshades that he's definitely going to be the next protagonist.]]
* FirstNameUltimatum: He sternly warns Nolan to forget about the [=UFOs=] by calling him "Michael".
* TheMasquerade: [[spoiler:Ever since Sassy and the others first arrived in Browntown, he's been secretly protecting the rest of the world from all sorts of creatures that emerge out of Sassy's broken interdimensional portal and concealing it from the public, something that clearly weighs heavily on him.]]
* OnlySaneMan: [[spoiler:Flashbacks in ''Sassy the Sasquatch'' show that he once was this, as he reacts to talking sasquatches, time travel and interdimensional portals like any normal person would (i.e. complete fear, confusion and irritation). As it turns out, while Lez and the gang have been having their skitz drug-fuelled adventures, Nigel has been reluctantly forced to cover up their existence from the rest of the public and protect the town from other strange creatures that emerge through Sassy's portals in order to prevent mass panic.]]
* SecretKeeper: Clearly knows something about the mysterious lights flashing in the sky above Brown Town but orders Nolan and the sasquatches to forget all about them before hastily driving off.

* AntiHero: Clarence and Quintin arguably exempted, none of them are 100% good people, but their redeeming qualities shine through whenever they help each other out.

* TrueCompanions: A central theme of the show is the unbreakable comradery of the main characters, reflective of Australian mateship. [[note]]Australia's cultural identity is historically rooted around intense interpersonal bonds between men that are considered "more than friendship"[[/note]] Big Lez is constantly floored by how far his mates are willing to go to help him in times of crisis.

* OffscreenTeleportation: He explicitly "bilocates" between shots in ''Long Weekend'' to catch a football he threw to himself, freaking Donny out.

* ImpliedDeathThreat: He actually gives a pretty serious one to Lez, threatening him to never reveal the location of the Secret Sasquatch Society, otherwise they'll come after him.

* TheNameIsBondJamesBond: He often introduces himself as "Sassy, Sassy the Sasquatch".

* CharacterisationMarchesOn: In later seasons, he's no longer as ditzy, forgetful and reckless as he used to be. In fact, he's shown to have some insightful wisdom and moral character beneath his comedic exterior. Case in point, Sassy judges Lez for having killed Norton despite the fact that Sassy has knowingly killed many humans with his lethal [[GargleBlaster Gargle Blasters]]. He also doesn't say his catchphrases nearly as often.

* NiceHat: Wears a pretty sick bush hat.

* HiddenDepths: ''Mike Nolan's Long Weekend'' reveals that he's more than a little insecure about projecting a masculine image. For instance, he always wears his trademark high-viz shirt everywhere because he fears people would judge him as some effete office worker if he didn't.

* DivergenetCharacterEvolution: His design and personality gradually grow more distinct from Donny's as the show's art style evolves.

* TouchedByVorlons: [[spoiler: Sassy's spin-off series reveals that Sassy himself was responsible for moulding Donny into the person he is. By touching Donny's shoulder when they first met, Sassy somehow downloaded Donny's entire [[StableTimeLoop future personality]] [[MindScrew into his mind]]. Before they met, Donny appeared to be a feral, unevolved sasquatch who couldn't speak. Understandably, Donny initially freaks out at the sudden rush of information, but he quickly mellows out and befriends Sassy.]]

* CastHerd: The sasquatches are a sub-group within the wider friend circle, with Scruffy, Wayne-O and Owly showing a tendency to hang out with their own kind more than any of the human(oid)s.

-->'''Wayne-O''': Yeah, calm down, Scruffy, you're trippin'.

* SoMuchForStealth: While the rest of the gang try their best to stay quiet as a large Choomah herd appears outside their tents, Nolan predictably yells "fuck it" and unloads a clip on the nearest Choomah
* TattooedCrook: Proudly wears a giant tattoo that reads "FUCK COPS" across his chest and he regularly transports Class-A narcotics across the Pacific.

* ThoseTwoGuys: With Wayne-O and Sassy. Less so after Season 3 as he now interacts with the rest of the cast much more.

[[folder:Wayne-O]]
!Wayne-O

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: He disappears without explanation after Season 4. While listing off where the other [[PutOnABus missing characters]] are to [[spoiler:Lez's memorial statue]], Nolan doesn't even bother to guess where Wayne-O is and just says he's gone somewhere else.

* SirSwearsalot: Less aggressively so than Owly, but Wayne-O does use a lightly-spoken "fuck" or "fucken" as a filler for every other sentence.

* NonActionGuy: He's been reduced to this since Season 2. He wasn't given a proper gun in "Choomah Island 2" and for reasons unknown he stays with Wayne-O and Scotty by the train instead of going to Laranox's island in "Choomah Island 3".

* SirSwearsalot: He seems to punctuate every second word with "fuck."
* TeamPet: Owly is one for the sasquatches.

* RefusalOfTheCall: Sassy tries to goad him into joining them on their skitz mission to kill Laranox, but Scotty awkwardly rebukes him several times and instead spends the rest of the episode chatting with Wayne-O in the train.

* TheStoner: Mainly in "Choomah Island 2", where he talks [[UpToEleven non-stop about drugs]] and threatens to jeopardise the entire mission by deciding to smoke a strong hash noodle before piloting the plane carrying the group to the island.

* ArchNemesisDad: If Lez’s grudge against Norton seemed disturbingly intense, the amount of seething hatred he bears towards his father is [[UpToEleven practically volcanic in comparison]]. When Laranox finds out that Lez killed [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes Norton]], the sentiment becomes well and truly mutual.

* TheChewToy: Perhaps even more so than ''[[UpToEleven Clarence]]''. Over the course of the series, he gets his skull bludgeoned into the ground, his legs ripped off and his body crushed between the palms of the Choomahviathan.

* ArchEnemy: to Norton Sparckles.

** Crazy Steve notes that Nolan isn't as hard a worker as he makes himself out to be... [[RealityEnsues mainly because he's always on drugs.]]

* GutFeeling: He has several "bad feelings" throughout the second Choomah Island expedition, correctly predicting that something bad will happen to the plane he and Sergio are piloting before a Choomah launches straight through the hull. Later, he tries to get everyone off the island based on the same gut instinct.

* JackOfAllTrades: Like Nolan, Warning Guy is an all-round badass, though his specialises in nautical jobs. He's an expert sailor, fisherman, lighthouse keeper, lifeguard, hunter, and explorer. He's also a formidable fighter and sharpshooter. [[spoiler:To top it all off, he has honest-to-god superpowers thanks to his Kingdom Cumian heritage.]]

* ADogNamedDog: Call him Mr. Sasquatch.

* {{Intangibility}}: One of his many "cartoon physics" powers. A spooked army general tries shooting Sassy, but the bullets harmlessly pass through him.

* AxCrazy: He gets out of an RBT inspection by basically bullying the cop into submission.

* HiddenDepths: ''Mike Nolan's Long Weekend'' reveals that he's more than a little insecure about projecting a masculine image. For instance, he always wears his trademark high-viz shirt everywhere because he fears people would judge him as an unemployed bogan if he didn't.

** Crazy Steve notes, however, that Nolan isn't as hard a worker as he makes himself out to be, mainly because he's always on drugs.

* ADogNamedDog

* TheLoad: As an owl with no opposable fingers and therefore incapable of wielding a gun, he admits that he’s totally useless in a firefight, but he comes along to Choomah Island anyway for shits and giggles.

* InexplicablyAwesome: [[spoiler:His Kingdom Cumian heritage explains his durability and feats of strength, but then he reveals in his fight with Cecil that he can also fly and use telekinesis. He's also seen using tantric meditation to track down Lez and the others.]]

* BlindingBangs: Perhaps his most noticeable feature.

* SirSwearsALot: Fuckin' oath. The show's original intro has Lez burst through the logo screen and say "what the fuck?", which should give an early indication of how polite the protagonists are. Swearing generally isn't considered as offensive in Australia, particularly CountryMatters, so long as the tone of the conversation is friendly.

* TheStoner: Except for straight-edge Clarence, they all love the Devil's Lettuce (hell, even the Devil does). The sasquatches take it a bit further by consuming any and all drugs, including Class-A shit and even battery acid, as naturally as food or oxygen.

* TheHeroDies: [[spoiler: PlayedWith. Lez sacrifices his life by nuking Laranox's floating island fortress with himself still on it and is lauded as a hero by his friends afterwards, but none of them know that the true reason he did it: he knew his selfish and destructive nature would get the better of him if he lived to become king, and for that reason he knew he had to die.]]

* FunnyAnimal

** His spin-off series reveals that, deep down, Sassy just wants to have friends. Until he met Donny, he never had anyone who would put up with him for long.

* JackOfAllTrades: Donny is a merchant of a wide variety or products at his pawn-shop, including medication, weed, assorted narcotics, weapons, bongs, electric guitars, grappling hooks, and a device called the Stealthy Fucker.

* BeenThereShapedHistory: Turns out he's the reason why there's a UFO in the background of the Renaissance painting, ''The Madonna and Saint Giovannio''.

* GentleGiant: While he was cavalier about giving humans lethal drug combos [[CharacterisationMarchesOn earlier in the series]], when left to his own devices, Sassy is the chillest, friendliest sasquatch you could ever hope to meet in the woods.

* CharacterisationMarchesOn: In later seasons, he's no longer as ditzy, forgetful and reckless as he used to be. In fact, he's shown some genuinely insightful wisdom and moral character, judging Lez for having killed Norton despite the fact that Sassy has knowingly killed many humans with his lethal [[GargleBlaster Gargle Blasters]]. He also doesn't say his catchphrases nearly as often.

* JerkAss: He is a much friendlier and pleasanter character than Lez, but he often joins in the mockery of Clarence and tricks people into buying drugs which will almost certainly kill them.

* OffscreenTeleportation: Quite explicitly "bilocates" between shots in ''Long Weekend'' to catch a football he threw to himself, freaking Donny out.

* ReclaimedByNature: While we never see the inside of his house, it looks like a ramshodden shack with a messy, overgrown lawn.

* TimeAbyss: [[spoiler: He has been dropped onto prehistoric Earth by aliens, making it unclear how old he is but he’s been around long enough to see dinosaurs and has been alive for at least 500 million years before that.]]

* WithFriendsLikeThese: He is the only person who seems to treat Clarence like a friend, but he is sometimes thoughtlessly cruel to him along with the other characters. He also gets Lez into life-threatening situations often with his vagueness and laid-back attitude to drugs, visits to dangerous islands and other escapades.

* BiggerBad: [[spoiler: Glen is the true mastermind behind the events of the series and has been using Laranox and the other villains for his own ends. However, Laranox is still the biggest personal threat to Lez when all’s said and done.]]