History Characters / TeenGirlSquad

* {{Otaku}}: Japanese Culture Greg, obviously.

* CruelCheerleader: Cheerleader constantly berates the other girls

The "pity friend". She is the most sensible of the teen girls and most willing to challenge Cheerleader but she often gets the brunt of the mistreatment.

* WriteWhatYouKnow: In-universe, the band wrote "Decomposing Pumpkins" because their drummer's mother did not give them candy. They egged her and threw a decomposing pumpkin at the drumer.

The ugly friend of the squad. She also has a questionable grasp on reality.

-->'''Tompkins:''' Listen up, you undapants! Who wants to get... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Hogtied. And pushed down. Into. Some snakewater?]]
-->'''The Ugly One:''' Tompkins, how do you be so short?
-->'''Tompkins:''' Heck, I'm taller than you.
-->'''Teeny Tiny Girl Squad:''' TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
-->'''Tompkins:''' ''(runs away crying)'' Waaaahh!
--> '''Narrator Strong Bad:''' ''(as if unsure on how to kill Tompkins off)'' AGGH—! GRAGH—! And... he died somehow.
* HiddenDepths: So and So clearly has a crush on him. In the tenth issue, she attempts to hook up with him, but Tompkins turns her down as he is too busy playing a Mario game. In the fifteenth issue, he jealously says that without the Gregs, ''he'' would have been killed as one of the girls' prom dates. This implies that he was at least somewhat receptive of So and So's advances.

* EvenNerdsHaveStandards: When D n' D Greg exhibits knowledge on the rules of football, the others are disgusted. He defends himself by saying that Fantasy Football is still fantasy.

** Defied with Sci-Fi Greg, at least based on his reaction to Chizuko. He states that one would expect him, a sci-fi geek, to be this trope. However, Chizuko is so far into the uncanny valley that she makes him sick to his stomach. In addition, Sci-Fi Greg's heart belongs to What's Her Face, anyway.

* WriteWhatYouKnow: In-universe, the band wrote "Decomposing Pumpkins" because their drummer's mother did not give them candy. They threw a decomposing pumpkin at the drummer and apparently egged her.

* DeadlyGas: A combination of his armpit stench and perfume result in mustard gas... somehow.

* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins: Though not for the Ugly One.

* TheCheerleader: [[CaptainObvious Well, duh!]]

* HollywoodNerd: Despite being bookish, she's still into her looks. How attractive she is is difficult to tell from the artwork, but she's not considered hideous like The Ugly One.

* {{Meganekko}}: She wears hilariously outdated glasses that look like they're from TheFifties.

* BaldOfAwesome: He's balding, but he's also responsible for many of the more hilarious deaths.

* VagueAge: The exact age of the teen girls is left unclear. The only indication of their age is when Strong Bad sings "Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen"...which is just a redundant definition of "teenager".

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* OutOfFocus: After being prominently featured in the seventh issue, he went on to make appearances of varying importance up to the tenth, but vanished for 11, 12, and 14. In the fifteenth issue, he actively grumbles in an
Easter egg about how the presence of the Gregs made his role as a male foil to the Teen Girl Squad redundant.

* OutOfFocus: In the fifteenth episode, he actively grumbles about how the presence of the Gregs made his role as a male foil to the Teen Girl Squad redundant.

* GoOutWithASmile: As he watches Manolios Ugly One gut D n' D Greg like a sheep, Tompkins says that he should be the one who gets killed as one of the girls' prom dates. He then wears a grin on his face as a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love riddles him with arrows.

* AllWomenAreLustful: She's always looking to hook up with boys. Even her title card one episode says that she's boy crazy. She even tells Cheerleader Brian to "feel free to get slightly less appropriate with [his] hands"!

* NonIndicativeName: Probably. In ''4 Gregs'', she's stated to not be an actual cheerleader. In the fifteenth issue, Cheerleader Brian lifts her up, but she yells at him to put her down because she's "off duty". Also, she will perform a cheer for the basketball team when given a megaphone. This implies that Cheerleader became a cheerleader primarily because she believes AllGuysWantCheerleaders.

* {{Snacksploitation}}: Giving her a candy bar in the third scene will lead her to say that she managed to sneak it past concession stand security. The robotic penguin immediately [=GuesswhatVOIP=]s her.

* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: She's more grounded than the rest of the girls, though this doesn't make her less susceptible to hilariously violent deaths.
* RealWomenDontWearDresses: Mostly because she doesn't actually know what a dress is.

* RuleOfSymbolism: {{Lampshaded}}. Moby-Dick says that he supposes represents symbolism and stuff.

!!Peacy P

* SpellMyNameWithAThe: Since her father's name is actually Manolios Ugly One, it's very possible that her first name is actually The. This isn't out of place in the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' 'verse, as The Cheat, The Paper and The Stick are also referred to as such.

* PunnyName: In a case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar, Peacey P's name follows an old rap tradition of sliding drug references into one's name that goes back to Eddie Cheeba and Curtis Blow: Peacey P is pronounced exactly like PCP.

* VagueAge: The exact age of the teen girls is left unclear. The only indication of their age is when Strong Bad sings "Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!"

* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: She's the only one that's actually referred to by any sort of job-related title.

* FunTShirt: Every episode has a different phrase on her dress.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: All the other three girls secretly resent her. In Issue 9, [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing the rest of the girls celebrate]] when Cheerleader was the one to get killed off first.
* GenreBlind: She admits that she is unfamiliar with Greek Mythology. [[TakenForGranite This ultimately becomes her undoing when Medusa takes a picture of her]].

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She's actually referred to as Kristin by Cheerleader in episode 1 ("Kristin, you look burnt. Or dead."). It's invoked, as What's Her Face later says "I miss Kristin-a".
* ExtracurricularEnthusiast: So and So explains that the "Priggity Prizom" is the name of this year's prom, and adds, with a deranged look, "I was on every committee ever." This fits well with the preppy over-achiever stereotype she personifies.
* GoGetterGirl: Once Cheerleader dies, she reveals that she is free to over-achieve to her heart's content. Not only does she take her academics seriously, but she also helped set up for the Priggidy Prizom, in which she was on every committee.

* WickedStepmother: Her stepmother, who scolds the girls for questioning her fashion sense and has So and So take a job at Shirt Folding Store over the summer instead of going to summer camp with the other girls.

The "pity friend". She is the most sensible of the teen girls but she often gets the brunt of the mistreatment.

* DeadpanSnarker: She's the one who makes the snarkiest observations about her friends' activities. She was voted Least Likely To Care in high school.

* NotSoAboveItAll: She's still as susceptible to the strip's weird goings-on as the rest of the girls. [[TooDumbToLive She eats a bowl of staple sauce at one point.]]

* UnexplainedRecovery: After she gets MSG'd in Issue 3, she appears in the dressing room with Cheerleader and So and So. She states that her stomach feels better.

* HiddenDepths: So and So clearly has a crush on him. In the tenth issue, she attempts to hook up with him, but Tompkins turns her down as he is too busy playing a Mario game. In the fifteenth issue, he says that he would have been killed as one of the girls' prom dates. This implies that he was at least somewhat receptive of So and So's advances.

* MonsterWhale: One of the most famous ones and his happy to demonstrate this.

* MonsterWhale

* ThoseTwoGuys

* TakenForGranite

* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins

* HypocriticalHumor: He kills The Ugly One for her {{Snacksploitation}}, but he eats the candy bar himself. it is what kills him.

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A character sheet for the spinoff sub-series ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad''.

* TheLeader: She's the de facto head of the girls, ordering them about and coming up with all the plans.

* FunnyAfro: He sports a really big one.