History Characters / Deadpool

23rd Mar '18 10:19:39 AM ChaoticNovelist
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%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate

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%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: How did someone as crazy as she is ever get a degree in crazy people?



* StalkingIsLove: She ''really'' takes this to heart.

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* %%%* StalkingIsLove: She ''really'' takes this to heart.



* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Don't let that fat fool you.

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* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Don't let that fat fool you. He really is a bounty hunter.



* BackFromTheDead: Thought he atomized himself with a laser weapon since that's the only thing that can that can really kill me. Turns out, nope! [[spoiler: In fact, he became parasite and attached to ''Bob'' of all people. He got off him thankfully but the little bastard still got away.]]
* EnemyWithout: Used to be the wacky voice in my head. But then he got out and turned out living my mind made him crazier. Nice, eh?
* FromNobodyToNightmare: Just some D-Lister villain back in the day, then we got merged back accident then he split off from me and now wants to ruin my life for...reasons.

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* BackFromTheDead: Thought he atomized himself with a laser weapon since that's the only thing that can that can really kill me. Turns out, nope! [[spoiler: In fact, he became a parasite and attached to ''Bob'' of all people. He got off him thankfully but the little bastard still got away.]]
* EnemyWithout: Used to be the wacky voice in my head. But then he got out and it turned out that living in my mind made him crazier. Nice, eh?
* FromNobodyToNightmare: Just some D-Lister villain back in the day, then we got merged back accident in an accident, then he split off from me and now wants to ruin my life for...reasons.



* LargeHam: All of them.

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* %%%%* LargeHam: All of them.



* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.

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* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
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while because of the Who-is-the-real-Wade-Wilson thing.
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BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.



[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

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[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's taste. He's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.



* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.

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* %%%* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
23rd Mar '18 10:04:40 AM ChaoticNovelist
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* [[BigBrotherBully Big Sister Bully]]: How Warda sees her.
* CallingParentsByTheirName: She used to call me "daddy" and I loved it. But her asshole therapist told her not to consider me a father. She's been calling me "dad" again in the recent ''{{Secret Empire}}'' stories, but according to Deadpool 2099, I become just "Wade" again sometime at some point in the future...
* CheerfulChild: Normally she is...but recently, I haven't done good keeping it that way.
* ChocolateBaby: Anyone got a problem here? Good!

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* [[BigBrotherBully Big Sister Bully]]: %%%* BigSisterBully: How Warda sees her.
* CallingParentsByTheirName: She used to call me "daddy" and I loved it. But her asshole therapist told her not to consider me a father. She's been calling me "dad" again in the recent ''{{Secret Empire}}'' stories, but according to Deadpool 2099, I become just "Wade" again sometime at some point in the future...
* CheerfulChild: Normally she is...she's pretty happy...but recently, I haven't done good keeping it that way.
* ChocolateBaby: So ''what'' she doesn't look like me?! Anyone got a problem here? Good!



* [[TheUglyGuysHotDaughter The Ugly Guy's Cute Daughter]]: Needless to say, i'm not the best looking guy around. But Ellie is beautiful. In fact, when Carm first showed her to me, I didn't think such a beautiful kid could be mine.

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* [[TheUglyGuysHotDaughter The Ugly Guy's Cute Daughter]]: TheUglyGuysHotDaughter: Needless to say, i'm not the best looking guy around. But Ellie is beautiful. In fact, when Carm first showed her to me, I didn't think such a beautiful kid could be mine.



* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: She gave me one of these recently [[spoiler: when she found out I killed Coulson.]] She knocked out a few of my teeth, fractured my ribs & sternum and the bone went into my lungs.

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* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: She gave me one of these recently [[spoiler: when she found out I killed Coulson.]] She knocked out a few of my teeth, fractured my ribs & sternum and the bone went into my lungs.



* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.

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* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.is like me.



* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.

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* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
people; not a rational chcoice.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.Commandos'' because I was dead temporarily.



* ScrewDestiny: She did this by marrying me.

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* ScrewDestiny: She did this by marrying me.me because she was supposed to hitch Dracula.



* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfully, I have an HealingFactor.

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* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make made me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfully, I have an HealingFactor.



* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: How Ellie sees her.

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* %%%%* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: How Ellie sees her.



* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: With Eliie though it's far from "glorious".
* HalfHumanHybrid: Half human mutant and half succubus.

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* %%%%* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: With Eliie though it's far from "glorious".
* HalfHumanHybrid: Half human mutant not-a-mutant and half succubus.



* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor

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* %%%* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor



* ParentalFavoritism: She has a big chip on her shoulder about me, supposedly, showing this for Ellie. I love both my girls, but didn't know Warda existed due to Shiklah keeping it a secret from me. And she hasn't exactly been friendly since she made herself known. With Preston's help, I hope She can get herself together, something I struggled with and I hope we can get closer.

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* ParentalFavoritism: She has a big chip on her shoulder about me, supposedly, showing this for Ellie. I love both my girls, but didn't know Warda existed due to Shiklah keeping it a secret from me. And she hasn't exactly been friendly since she made herself known. With Preston's help, I hope She she can get herself together, something I struggled with and I hope we can get closer.



My baby mama. A very sweet woman I met in a 70s issue. She unfortunately died because she got involved with me. Her death is one of my biggest regrets....[[BlatantLies i'm ok]]

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My baby mama. A very sweet woman I met in a 70s issue. She unfortunately died because she got involved with me. Her death is one of my biggest regrets....[[BlatantLies i'm ok]]
ok]].



* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.

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%%%%%% "his favorite weapon" is not context
* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.Unlike me, he prefers to chop things up Jedi-style (or is it Sith or Grey or whatever it's called these days) instead of shooting them to gips.



* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with me.

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* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss discusses leader matter matters with me.



* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.

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* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut nuts as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.



* ArchEnemy: [[spoiler:He did kill me...]]

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* ArchEnemy: [[spoiler:He did kill me...]]So of course I held a grudge]]



* MindVirus: His M.O. [[spoiler:Also how he finished me off.]]

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* MindVirus: His M.O. [[spoiler:Also is injecting brain bugs into people. [[spoiler:It's how he finished me off.]]



* BigBad: As of "Blacklist".

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* %%%%* BigBad: As of "Blacklist".
12th Mar '18 9:19:11 PM Kalaong
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* BatmanGambit: He knew that Killbrew wouldn't get rid of me unless I killed someone in the hospice, so [[spoiler: he lobotomized my friend Worm, leaving him in such pain that I had to [[NeckSnap snap his neck]] to put [[MercyKill him out of his misery]].]] Therefore, Francis got the "okay" to ice me, via "[[BuffySpeak unnamed, sci-fi lookin',]] [[AndShowItToYou heart-ripping thing]]". [[spoiler: Of course [[StatusQuoIsGod '''I''']] [[BackFromTheDead came]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge back]]: Music/{{Daft Punk ''harder, better, faster, stronger}}. Did I mention [[BiggusDickus ''harder'']]?]]

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* BatmanGambit: He knew that Killbrew wouldn't get rid of me unless I killed someone in the hospice, so [[spoiler: he lobotomized my friend Worm, leaving him in such pain that I had to [[NeckSnap snap his neck]] to put [[MercyKill him out of his misery]].]] Therefore, Francis got the "okay" to ice me, via "[[BuffySpeak unnamed, sci-fi lookin',]] [[AndShowItToYou heart-ripping thing]]". [[spoiler: Of course [[StatusQuoIsGod '''I''']] '''[[StatusQuoIsGod I]]''' [[BackFromTheDead came]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge back]]: Music/{{Daft Punk ''harder, back]] ''[[Music/{{Daft Punk}} harder, better, faster, stronger}}. stronger]].'' Did I mention [[BiggusDickus ''harder'']]?]]''[[BiggusDickus harder]]?'']]
7th Feb '18 3:58:08 PM Gamermaster
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* DarkandTroubledPast: She may or may not have done some nasty stuff when she was with the British Smart guys.

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* DarkandTroubledPast: DarkAndTroubledPast: She may or may not have done some nasty stuff when she was with the British Smart guys.
31st Dec '17 9:44:47 PM SilverFang
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* {{Cuckold}}: Uh....yeah. She had numerous other lovers besides me.


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* InterruptedIntimacy: This happens a good bit. Spidey walked in on us doing the do once. Shiklah invited him to watch, but he wasn't interested. On the other hand, I wasn't happy to walk in on her in bed with a wolf man.


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* SexMontage: What happens when we're hooking up. Sadly,Luke Cage picked a [[InterruptedIntimacy bad time]] to rescue us.
12th Dec '17 9:50:50 AM MrReviser121
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* BatmanGambit: He knew that Killbrew wouldn't get rid of me unless I killed someone in the hospice, so [[spoiler: he lobotomized my friend Worm, leaving him in such pain that I had to [[NeckSnap snap his neck]] to put [[MercyKill him out of his misery]].]] Therefore, Francis got the "okay" to ice me, via "[[BuffySpeak unnamed, sci-fi lookin',]] [[AndShowItToYou heart-ripping thing]]". [[spoiler: Of course [[StatusQuoIsGod '''I''']] [[BackFromTheDead came]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge back]]: Music/{{Daft Punk ''harder, better, faster, stronger}}. Did I mention [[BiggusDickus ''harder'']]?]]
3rd Nov '17 3:43:30 PM mangamanic
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*** [[spoiler: Though it doesn't look like old Draks getting exclusive righs to tap that either, seeing as her sweet parting letter told me to wait for a booty call when the need hits her.]]
1st Sep '17 6:01:35 PM SilverFang
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* TheRunaway: She recently ran away from home while I was gone...

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* TheRunaway: She recently ran [[spoiler: At the end of ''{{ComicBook/Secret Empire}}'', she runs away from home while I was gone...unconscious and trapped in rubble for three days.]]
31st Aug '17 5:52:30 PM SilverFang
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* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face....but it doesn't always work out.

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* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face....Normally she is...but recently, I haven't done good keeping it doesn't always work out.that way.



* DaddysGirl: She is my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.

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* DaddysGirl: She is used to be my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.& loved to hang out with me...but again, times are strained.



* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: I'm not quite evil anymore, but i'd be lying if I said I wasn't still a violent bastard. However, I try to teach Ellie better. She gets into a lot of fights with bullies at her new school, but I would rather she tell a teacher. So far, no luck. On the up side, even as an ass-kicking octogenarian in 2099, she admits to never killing anyone, and I couldn't be happier for that. Despite the fighting, she's never become as shitty as I am.

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* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: I'm not quite evil anymore, but i'd be lying if I said I wasn't still a violent bastard. However, I try to teach Ellie better. She gets into a lot of fights with bullies at her new school, but I would rather she tell a teacher. So far, no luck. On the up side, even as an ass-kicking octogenarian in 2099, she admits to never killing anyone, and I couldn't be happier for that. Despite the fighting, she's never become as shitty as I am.



* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: Sadly she has no problem fighting, like I do. She's been having a rough time at school, and getting into fistfights. I want her to give the new school a chance, and talk to a teacher instead of fighting. But, no luck. In fact, she's been expelled from school for beating up kids. It's cool. I'll find her another school.

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* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: Sadly she has no problem fighting, like I do. She's been having a rough time at school, and getting into fistfights. I want her to give the new school a chance, and talk to a teacher instead of fighting. But, no luck. In fact, she's been expelled from school for beating up kids. It's cool. I'll find her another school.



* TheRunaway: She recently ran away from home while I was gone....

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* TheRunaway: She recently ran away from home while I was gone....gone...
31st Aug '17 5:48:26 PM SilverFang
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* TheRunaway: She recently ran away from home while I was gone....
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