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30th Apr '17 12:08:39 AM Gregzilla
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A genetically-engineered freelancer and [[ComicBook/XMen part-time X-Man]] who works with me a lot. She's pretty cool but tends to kick my ass a lot. [[Characters/XForce See other info on the X-Force page]]

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A genetically-engineered freelancer and [[ComicBook/XMen part-time X-Man]] who works with me a lot. She's pretty cool but tends to kick my ass a lot. [[Characters/XForce [[ComicBook/DominoMarvelComics See other info on the X-Force page]]
her page.]]
28th Apr '17 6:36:20 AM Gregzilla
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* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that Sabretooth asshole...]]

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* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that Sabretooth ComicBook/{{Sabretooth}} asshole...]]
19th Apr '17 8:57:24 AM rafi
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* FaceHeelTurn: She was already angry cause my preference for the world in the surface. But when Farcus, a centuries-old senile monstered, is killed by some jerk bystanders, she used the power of the Sceptre of Manticore to mobilize armies from her kingdom and other places with the intention to annex Manhattan!. Say goodbye to my marriage....
7th Mar '17 5:06:23 PM CL
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!!'''Althea / Blind 'Al' Alfred'''

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!!'''Althea /
!!
Blind 'Al' Alfred'''Al




-> '''AKA:''' Althea
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #1



* CoolOldLady: She matches wits with yours truly and...sometimes...wins.

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* CoolOldLady: She matches wits with yours truly and...sometimes... sometimes... wins.



* ParentalSubstitute: She's like the mother I never had....Except I put ''her'' in time out when she's naughty.

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* ParentalSubstitute: She's like the mother I never had....Except except I put ''her'' in time out when she's naughty.



!!'''My Voice Boxes'''
These two are the voices that reside in my brain ravaged by El Cancer. One them is in yellow box and is AxCrazy and cuckoo as me, the other is in a white box more logical and snarky. I don't have em anymore after the Marvel-verse went through it's umpteeth reboot. But hey we had some good times

* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.
* BadassBaritone: My white box is usually portrayed with a deep voice.
* FusionDance: My yellow box came to life after I got merged with some D-list loser named Madcap.
* RedOniBlueOni: My yellow box would kill the person paying me, but my white box would spare them... then cut their head off.

!!'''Eleanor Camacho'''
[[quoteright:244:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eleanor_camacho_earth_616_from_deadpool_vol_4_5_001_8.jpg]]
My darling daughter. That's right, I'm a daddy! What of it?! I like to keep her away from my more dangerous adventures...which is all of them.
* AffectionateNickname: She's my little Ellie-Belly.
* BadassAdorable: Just look at that face! She also has the X-Gene so she might get mutant powers one day.
* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face.
* DaddysGirl: She is my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.
* DisappearedDad: I was this to her for a while, but once I learned she was my little girl I've tried to be the best Dadpool I can be.
* FutureBadass: One storyline sent in the future show she became a awesome ass-kicker and not at all shitty like me. So proud!
* HappilyAdopted: After her mama died a friend of mine in S.H.I.E.L.D. adopted her, and I bought a house next door so I can visit them all the time.
* HealingFactor: [[spoiler: Her future self will get kinda one in that whenever she "dies", her body comes back in a younger form like a Franz Kafka deal. Hey beats being a walking tumor.]]
* WackyParentSeriousChild: She might not be more serious than other kids her age, but she definitely has the wackiest dad around.

!! '''Emily Preston'''
A S.H.I.E.L.D agent that got assigned to me during a outbreak of zombies of famous historical figures (What? It happens). She got killed during the event but good old necromancy saved her spirit and she got put into my mind then S.H.I.E.L.D went all Million Dollar Man and put her into an android body (How cool is that!). She's been an ally of mine ever since and looks after Elenor in my stead since...you know, I'm not exactly the best parent around.

* FusionDance: She bunked in my mind for a bit after she lost her body.
* MamaBear: Loves Ellie like her own child (of which she does have a son) and won't let anything happen to her. A fact she not afraid to threaten me with should some of my lifestyle endanger her.
* ParentalSubstitute: Toward Ellie being her mother of sorts. Oh sure I contribute too but being a mercenary doesn't exactly make for good parenting.
* ScaryBlackWoman: Oh yes, especially with since she's in a robot body.
* SpiritAdvisor: In the not too distant future, she still lingering around and pestering me as a spirit.
* WeCanRebuildHim: Lost her body during our first adventure together and S.H.I.E.L.D gave her a robot one in return. How's that's for health benefits!

!!'''Jack Hammer / Weasel'''
[[quoteright:225:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/weasel_marvel_ultimate_alliance.jpg]]

A super genius friend of mine who I go to for all kinds of sweet gadgets. [[BlatantLies The guy loves me]]! Keeps trying to kill me for whatever reason though. Maybe he's bipolar.

%%* ButtMonkey
* ExtremeDoormat: Sometimes even ''I'' wonder why he keeps coming back.
* GadgeteerGenius: He makes all my wonderful toys.
* GeekPhysiques: The guy needs to get out of his lab and get some excercise.
%%* OpaqueNerdGlasses
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Joe Madureira gave Weasel buck teeth in ''The Circle Chase'', which Weas' lost either while or shortly before Ed [=McGuinness=] started drawing us for the Joe Kelly comics.
* PunnyName: He's definitely a weasel.
* TheStarscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

!!'''Bob, Agent Of ComicBook/{{HYDRA}}'''

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!!'''My Voice Boxes'''
These two are the voices that reside in my brain ravaged by El Cancer. One them is in yellow box and is AxCrazy and cuckoo as me, the other is in a white box more logical and snarky. I don't have em anymore after the Marvel-verse went through it's umpteeth reboot. But hey we had some good times

* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.
* BadassBaritone: My white box is usually portrayed with a deep voice.
* FusionDance: My yellow box came to life after I got merged with some D-list loser named Madcap.
* RedOniBlueOni: My yellow box would kill the person paying me, but my white box would spare them... then cut their head off.

!!'''Eleanor Camacho'''
[[quoteright:244:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eleanor_camacho_earth_616_from_deadpool_vol_4_5_001_8.jpg]]
My darling daughter. That's right, I'm a daddy! What of it?! I like to keep her away from my more dangerous adventures...which is all of them.
* AffectionateNickname: She's my little Ellie-Belly.
* BadassAdorable: Just look at that face! She also has the X-Gene so she might get mutant powers one day.
* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face.
* DaddysGirl: She is my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.
* DisappearedDad: I was this to her for a while, but once I learned she was my little girl I've tried to be the best Dadpool I can be.
* FutureBadass: One storyline sent in the future show she became a awesome ass-kicker and not at all shitty like me. So proud!
* HappilyAdopted: After her mama died a friend of mine in S.H.I.E.L.D. adopted her, and I bought a house next door so I can visit them all the time.
* HealingFactor: [[spoiler: Her future self will get kinda one in that whenever she "dies", her body comes back in a younger form like a Franz Kafka deal. Hey beats being a walking tumor.]]
* WackyParentSeriousChild: She might not be more serious than other kids her age, but she definitely has the wackiest dad around.

!! '''Emily Preston'''
A S.H.I.E.L.D agent that got assigned to me during a outbreak of zombies of famous historical figures (What? It happens). She got killed during the event but good old necromancy saved her spirit and she got put into my mind then S.H.I.E.L.D went all Million Dollar Man and put her into an android body (How cool is that!). She's been an ally of mine ever since and looks after Elenor in my stead since...you know, I'm not exactly the best parent around.

* FusionDance: She bunked in my mind for a bit after she lost her body.
* MamaBear: Loves Ellie like her own child (of which she does have a son) and won't let anything happen to her. A fact she not afraid to threaten me with should some of my lifestyle endanger her.
* ParentalSubstitute: Toward Ellie being her mother of sorts. Oh sure I contribute too but being a mercenary doesn't exactly make for good parenting.
* ScaryBlackWoman: Oh yes, especially with since she's in a robot body.
* SpiritAdvisor: In the not too distant future, she still lingering around and pestering me as a spirit.
* WeCanRebuildHim: Lost her body during our first adventure together and S.H.I.E.L.D gave her a robot one in return. How's that's for health benefits!

!!'''Jack Hammer / Weasel'''
[[quoteright:225:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/weasel_marvel_ultimate_alliance.jpg]]

A super genius friend of mine who I go to for all kinds of sweet gadgets. [[BlatantLies The guy loves me]]! Keeps trying to kill me for whatever reason though. Maybe he's bipolar.

%%* ButtMonkey
* ExtremeDoormat: Sometimes even ''I'' wonder why he keeps coming back.
* GadgeteerGenius: He makes all my wonderful toys.
* GeekPhysiques: The guy needs to get out of his lab and get some excercise.
%%* OpaqueNerdGlasses
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Joe Madureira gave Weasel buck teeth in ''The Circle Chase'', which Weas' lost either while or shortly before Ed [=McGuinness=] started drawing us for the Joe Kelly comics.
* PunnyName: He's definitely a weasel.
* TheStarscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

!!'''Bob,
Bob, Agent Of ComicBook/{{HYDRA}}'''of ComicBook/{{HYDRA}}




-> '''Debut:''' ''Cable & Deadpool'' #38



* StockholmSyndrome: Suppoesedly he's attached to me ''because'' of what I put him through but, personally, I don't believe it.

!!Shiklah
[[quoteright:306:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3604787_shiklah_hires_9c7e6.png]]
An ancient royal succubus and my lovely wife. She was in an arranged marriage to that old bag of bones Dracula but fell in love with me instead. She's totally hot and a real sweetie.

* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.
* CuteMonsterGirl: A totally hot succubus.
* HornyDevils: A succubus that kept me awake through our entire wedding night.
* MsFanservice: She is a beauty succubus and often wear skimpy or semi-transparent outfits. But remember that she is my wife, so stay away!
* ReallyGetsAround: Yes, I know. I'm not the first.
* ScrewDestiny: She did this just by falling in love with me.
* {{Shapeshifting}}: She can turn into something much bigger and scary looking.
* SupernaturalIsPurple: All her magic has purple like principal color (combined with her look...and her monster form).
* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfull, I have an HealingFactor.
* YourCheatingHeart: I caught her in the bed with Wolf-Man. WITH WOLFMAN! But I reacted in a very [[BoomHeadshot mature way]] and, with my wife, we had a [[BlatantLies civil discussion]].

!!Copycat

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* StockholmSyndrome: Suppoesedly Supposedly he's attached to me ''because'' of what I put him through but, personally, I don't believe it.

!!Shiklah
[[quoteright:306:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3604787_shiklah_hires_9c7e6.png]]
An ancient royal succubus and my lovely wife. She was in an arranged marriage to that old bag of bones Dracula but fell in love with me instead. She's totally hot and a real sweetie.

* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.
* CuteMonsterGirl: A totally hot succubus.
* HornyDevils: A succubus that kept me awake through our entire wedding night.
* MsFanservice: She is a beauty succubus and often wear skimpy or semi-transparent outfits. But remember that she is my wife, so stay away!
* ReallyGetsAround: Yes, I know. I'm not the first.
* ScrewDestiny: She did this just by falling in love with me.
* {{Shapeshifting}}: She can turn into something much bigger and scary looking.
* SupernaturalIsPurple: All her magic has purple like principal color (combined with her look...and her monster form).
* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfull, I have an HealingFactor.
* YourCheatingHeart: I caught her in the bed with Wolf-Man. WITH WOLFMAN! But I reacted in a very [[BoomHeadshot mature way]] and, with my wife, we had a [[BlatantLies civil discussion]].

!!Copycat
it.

!! Copycat




-> '''AKA:''' Vanessa Geraldine Carlysle
-> '''Debut:''' ''New Mutants'' Vol. 1, #98



* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that Sabertooth asshole...]]
* {{Expy}}: Mutant woman with blue skin and shapeshifting power...maybe she is ComicBook/{{Mystique}}'s secret sister?

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* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that Sabertooth Sabretooth asshole...]]
* {{Expy}}: Mutant woman with blue skin and shapeshifting power... maybe she is ComicBook/{{Mystique}}'s secret sister?



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!!Domino

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!!Domino

!! Deuce the Devil-Dog

-> '''Debut:''' ''Daredevil'' Vol. 1, #361

A dog that used to be owned by [[{{ComicBook/Daredevil}} Daredevil's]] pal Foggy Nelson. Weasel won him from Foggy in a poker match and now he's Blind Al's guide dog. [[BlatantLies She loves him]].

* TeamPet: I gave him to Blind Al.

!! Doctor Bong

[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2468380_doctor_bong_edited_deadpool_491.jpg]]

-> '''AKA:''' Lester Verde
-> '''Debut:''' ''Howard the Duck'' Vol. 1, #15

A MadScientist supervillain, former archenemy of [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck some cartoon duck thing]], and my psychiatrist. He's a nice enough guy and really helped through a rough patch, though him being a super crook means that I sometimes have to fight him when I'm helping out the good guys. He wears a cool bell for a helmet that he can hit to make super powerful sound attacks.

* AffablyEvil: For being this evil and crazy scientist guy, he's also pretty nice.
* AnArmAndALeg: His arms are robotic so he doesn't have to worry too much if they get chopped off.
* FreudianExcuse: He got bullied a lot as a kid ''and'' lost his both his arms.
* MadScientist: He possesses knowledge of genetic engineering advanced. Using this knowledge he has transformed normal animals into sentient, semi-humanoid beings, (somewhat like the High Evolutionary's New Men), created clones, and even transformed a sentient other dimensional duck into a human being.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: [[AvertedTrope You'd think so but nope]]! He's got a solid PhD in psychology. Unfortunately, his first patient during his internship was me!
* TokenEvilTeammate: Of my friends and allies, he's only that is a villain.
* TraumaCongaLine: His childhood wasn't pleasant.

!! Domino

-> '''AKA:''' Neena Thurman
-> '''Debut:''' ''X-Force'' Vol. 1, #8



!!Sandi Brandenberg
My secretary and good friend. She's a sweet one even though she's the ex-girlfriend of that jerkwad {{ComicBook/Taskmaster}}.

* ActionGirl: She usually doesn't fight but when she does she can handle herself.
* BerserkButton: I '''really''' don't like it when people hurt her.
* DomesticAbuse: She suffered this from an ex-boyfriend. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Me and Taskmaster took care of that real quick]].
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* PlatonicLifePartners

!!Outlaw
[[quoteright:318:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/photo_08.jpg]]

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!!Sandi Brandenberg
!! Eleanor Camacho

[[quoteright:244:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eleanor_camacho_earth_616_from_deadpool_vol_4_5_001_8.jpg]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #31

My secretary and good friend. darling daughter. That's right, I'm a daddy! What of it?! I like to keep her away from my more dangerous adventures...which is all of them.

* AffectionateNickname:
She's a sweet one even though she's the ex-girlfriend of my little Ellie-Belly.
* BadassAdorable: Just look at
that jerkwad {{ComicBook/Taskmaster}}.

* ActionGirl:
face! She usually also has the X-Gene so she might get mutant powers one day.
* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face.
* DaddysGirl: She is my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.
* DisappearedDad: I was this to her for a while, but once I learned she was my little girl I've tried to be the best Dadpool I can be.
* FutureBadass: One storyline sent in the future show she became a awesome ass-kicker and not at all shitty like me. So proud!
* HappilyAdopted: After her mama died a friend of mine in S.H.I.E.L.D. adopted her, and I bought a house next door so I can visit them all the time.
* HealingFactor: [[spoiler: Her future self will get kinda one in that whenever she "dies", her body comes back in a younger form like a Franz Kafka deal. Hey beats being a walking tumor.]]
* WackyParentSeriousChild: She might not be more serious than other kids her age, but she definitely has the wackiest dad around.

!! Emily Preston

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #1

A S.H.I.E.L.D agent that got assigned to me during a outbreak of zombies of famous historical figures (What? It happens). She got killed during the event but good old necromancy saved her spirit and she got put into my mind then S.H.I.E.L.D went all Million Dollar Man and put her into an android body (How cool is that!). She's been an ally of mine ever since and looks after Eleanor in my stead since...you know, I'm not exactly the best parent around.

* FusionDance: She bunked in my mind for a bit after she lost her body.
* MamaBear: Loves Ellie like her own child (of which she does have a son) and won't let anything happen to her. A fact she not afraid to threaten me with should some of my lifestyle endanger her.
* ParentalSubstitute: Toward Ellie being her mother of sorts. Oh sure I contribute too but being a mercenary
doesn't fight but when exactly make for good parenting.
* ScaryBlackWoman: Oh yes, especially with since she's in a robot body.
* SpiritAdvisor: In the not too distant future,
she does she can handle herself.
still lingering around and pestering me as a spirit.
* BerserkButton: WeCanRebuildHim: Lost her body during our first adventure together and S.H.I.E.L.D gave her a robot one in return. How's that's for health benefits!

!! The Great Lakes Avengers

-> '''Debut:''' ''The West Coast Avengers'' Vol. 2, #46

A no-name superhero team centered in Wisconsin that
I '''really''' help out sometimes. I was actually a team member for a time though that meant I had to contend with [[SitcomArchNemesis my true archnemesis]], ComicBook/SquirrelGirl. See [[ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers their own page]] for more.

!! My Voice Boxes

These two are the voices that reside in my brain ravaged by El Cancer. One them is in yellow box and is AxCrazy and cuckoo as me, the other is in a white box more logical and snarky. I
don't like it when people hurt her.
have em anymore after the Marvel-verse went through it's umpteeth reboot. But hey we had some good times

* DomesticAbuse: She suffered this from an ex-boyfriend. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Me and Taskmaster took care of that real quick]].
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* PlatonicLifePartners

!!Outlaw
AxCrazy: The yellow box is.
* BadassBaritone: My white box is usually portrayed with a deep voice.
* FusionDance: My yellow box came to life after I got merged with some D-list loser named Madcap.
* RedOniBlueOni: My yellow box would kill the person paying me, but my white box would spare them... then cut their head off.

!! Outlaw

[[quoteright:318:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/photo_08.jpg]]
jpg]]

-> '''AKA:''' Inez Temple
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #65



* ActionGirl: Between her guns, strength and durabilty, she's ''almost'' as awesome as me. Really.

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* ActionGirl: Between her guns, strength and durabilty, durability, she's ''almost'' as awesome as me. Really.



!!Dr. Bong
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2468380_doctor_bong_edited_deadpool_491.jpg]]

A MadScientist supervillain, former archenemy of [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck some cartoon duck thing]], and my psychiatrist. He's a nice enough guy and really helped through a rough patch, though him being a supercrook means that I sometimes have to fight him when I'm helping out the good guys. He wears a cool bell for a helmet that he can hit to make super powerful sound attacks.

* AffablyEvil: For being this evil and crazy scientist guy, he's also pretty nice.
* AnArmAndALeg: His arms are robotic so he doesn't have to worry too much if they get chopped off.
* FreudianExcuse: He got bullied a lot as a kid ''and'' lost his both his arms.
* MadScientist: He possesses knowledge of genetic engineering advanced. Using this knowledge he has transformed normal animals into sentient, semi-humanoid beings, (somewhat like the High Evolutionary's New Men), created clones, and even transformed a sentient other dimensional duck into a human being.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: [[AvertedTrope You'd think so but nope]]! He's got a solid PHD in psychology. Unfortunately, his first patient during his internship was me!
* TokenEvilTeammate: Of my friends and allies, he's only that is a villain.
* TraumaCongaLine: His childhood wasn't pleasant.


!!Deuce The Devil-Dog
A dog that used to be owned by [[{{ComicBook/Daredevil}} Daredevil's]] pal Foggy Nelson. Weasel won him from Foggy in a poker match and now he's Blind Al's guide dog. [[BlatantLies She loves him]].

* TeamPet: I gave him to Blind Al.

!!The Great Lakes Avengers
A no-name superhero team centered in Wisconsin that I help out sometimes. I was actually a team member for a time though that meant I had to contend with [[SitcomArchNemesis my true archnemesis]], ComicBook/SquirrelGirl. See [[ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers their own page]] for more.

!!Sluggo
[[quoteright:211:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/284c2c718a4d66e4f76aa508dbe1564a670465d6b0abf68f0128449a66bc3e4e.jpg]]

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!!Dr. Bong
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!! Sandi Brandenberg

-> '''Debut:''' ''Taskmaster'' Vol. 1, #1

My secretary and good friend. She's a sweet one even though she's the ex-girlfriend of that jerkwad {{ComicBook/Taskmaster}}.

* ActionGirl: She usually doesn't fight but when she does she can handle herself.
* BerserkButton: I '''really''' don't like it when people hurt her.
* DomesticAbuse: She suffered this from an ex-boyfriend. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Me and Taskmaster took care of that real quick]].
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* PlatonicLifePartners

!! Shiklah

[[quoteright:306:http://static.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2468380_doctor_bong_edited_deadpool_491.jpg]]

A MadScientist supervillain, former archenemy of [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck some cartoon duck thing]],
org/pmwiki/pub/images/3604787_shiklah_hires_9c7e6.png]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic'' #3

An ancient royal succubus
and my psychiatrist. He's a nice enough guy and really helped through a rough patch, though him being a supercrook means lovely wife. She was in an arranged marriage to that I sometimes have to fight him when I'm helping out the good guys. He wears old bag of bones Dracula but fell in love with me instead. She's totally hot and a cool bell for a helmet that he can hit to make super powerful sound attacks.

real sweetie.

* AffablyEvil: For being CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes
this evil in ''Mrs. Deadpool and crazy scientist guy, he's also pretty nice.the Howling Commandos''.
* CuteMonsterGirl: A totally hot succubus.

* AnArmAndALeg: His arms are robotic so he doesn't have to worry too much if they get chopped off.
* FreudianExcuse: He got bullied a lot as a kid ''and'' lost his both his arms.
* MadScientist: He possesses knowledge of genetic engineering advanced. Using this knowledge he has transformed normal animals into sentient, semi-humanoid beings, (somewhat like the High Evolutionary's New Men), created clones, and even transformed a sentient other dimensional duck into a human being.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: [[AvertedTrope You'd think so but nope]]! He's got a solid PHD in psychology. Unfortunately, his first patient during his internship was me!
* TokenEvilTeammate: Of my friends and allies, he's only
HornyDevils: A succubus that is a villain.kept me awake through our entire wedding night.
* TraumaCongaLine: His childhood wasn't pleasant.


!!Deuce The Devil-Dog
A dog
MsFanservice: She is a beauty succubus and often wear skimpy or semi-transparent outfits. But remember that used to be owned she is my wife, so stay away!
* ReallyGetsAround: Yes, I know. I'm not the first.
* ScrewDestiny: She did this just
by [[{{ComicBook/Daredevil}} Daredevil's]] pal Foggy Nelson. Weasel won him from Foggy falling in love with me.
* {{Shapeshifting}}: She can turn into something much bigger and scary looking.
* SupernaturalIsPurple: All her magic has purple like principal color (combined with her look...and her monster form).
* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfully, I have an HealingFactor.
* YourCheatingHeart: I caught her in the bed with Wolf-Man. WITH WOLFMAN! But I reacted
in a poker match and now he's Blind Al's guide dog. very [[BoomHeadshot mature way]] and, with my wife, we had a [[BlatantLies She loves him]].

* TeamPet: I gave him to Blind Al.

!!The Great Lakes Avengers
A no-name superhero team centered in Wisconsin that I help out sometimes. I was actually a team member for a time though that meant I had to contend with [[SitcomArchNemesis my true archnemesis]], ComicBook/SquirrelGirl. See [[ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers their own page]] for more.

!!Sluggo
civil discussion]].

!! Sluggo

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-> '''AKA:''' Bernard Hoyster
-> '''Debut:''' ''X-Force'' Vol. 1, #22



!! Weasel

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-> '''AKA:''' Jack Hammer
-> '''Debut:''' ''Cable'' Vol. 1, #3

A super genius friend of mine who I go to for all kinds of sweet gadgets. [[BlatantLies The guy loves me]]! Keeps trying to kill me for whatever reason though. Maybe he's bipolar.

%%* ButtMonkey
* ExtremeDoormat: Sometimes even ''I'' wonder why he keeps coming back.
* GadgeteerGenius: He makes all my wonderful toys.
* GeekPhysiques: The guy needs to get out of his lab and get some exercise.
%%* OpaqueNerdGlasses
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Joe Madureira gave Weasel buck teeth in ''The Circle Chase'', which Weas' lost either while or shortly before Ed [=McGuinness=] started drawing us for the Joe Kelly comics.
* PunnyName: He's definitely a weasel.
* TheStarscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.



!!Lady Deadpool
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A girl version of me who's just as crazy as yours truly. She's pretty hot. [[ScrewYourself Not that you heard that from me]].

%%* ActionGirl
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: She called me out for having the Champion temporarily join our team, but she still admitted putting him in a costume like ours was rather funny.
* DumbBlonde: Averted; sure, she is crazy, but then again, we all are in this team.
* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with me.
* MsFanservice: At least when she keeps her mask on [[spoiler:or not, seeing how her scars are cured eventually...]]
* ScrewYourself: I kinda tried that with her we first met. [[EveryoneHasStandards It was weird, even for us]], and I really don't want to talk about it...
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: After [[spoiler:her scars were cured]], she was more than happy to put a skimpy outfit on as part of one of our plans.
%%* TomboyishPonytail
* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.

!!Kidpool
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A mouthy kid version of me, who was a student in an alternate universe [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's School for Gifted]]. He's kind of a brat.

to:

!!Lady Deadpool
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!! Dogpool

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-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Prelude to Deadpool Corps'' #3

A girl version of me who's just as crazy as yours truly. She's pretty hot. [[ScrewYourself Not that you heard that from me]].

%%* ActionGirl
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: She called me out for having the Champion temporarily join our team, but she still admitted putting him in
that's a costume like ours was rather funny.
* DumbBlonde: Averted; sure, she is crazy, but then again, we all are in
dog. [[WhoWritesThisCrap I couldn't make this team.
* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with me.
* MsFanservice: At least when she keeps her mask on [[spoiler:or not, seeing how her scars are cured eventually...]]
* ScrewYourself:
shit up if I kinda tried that with her we first met. [[EveryoneHasStandards It was weird, even for us]], and I really don't want to talk about it...
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: After [[spoiler:her scars were cured]], she was more than happy to put a skimpy outfit on as part of one of our plans.
%%* TomboyishPonytail
* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.

!!Kidpool
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A mouthy kid version of me, who was a student in an alternate universe [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's School for Gifted]]. He's kind of a brat.
tried]].



* BrattyHalfPint: He's ''me'' as a kid.
* TheBully: Somewhat. He was constantly causing trouble in his universe's version of Xavier's School, and liked to pick up on Scott Summer.
%%* KidHero
* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.
* MouthyKid: The minature merc with a mouth! See what I did there?
* TagalongKid: Played with; he is a kid version of me we brought along, but he doesn't cause us that much trouble... at least not more than anyone else in the team.

!!Headpool

to:

* BrattyHalfPint: He's ''me'' as a kid.
* TheBully: Somewhat. He
TheFreakshow: Before I went to recruit him, he was constantly causing trouble working in a circus using his universe's HealingFactor to impress people.
* TeamPet: Deadpool dog!
* TheUnintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect?

!! Golden Age Deadpool

-> '''AKA:''' Frederick "Wheezy" Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Captain America: Who Won't Wield the Shield?'' #1

An old-school alternate universe
version of Xavier's School, and liked me.

* ShoutOut: Visually,
to pick up on Scott Summer.
%%* KidHero
DC's [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wesley_Dodds_(New_Earth) Sandman]].
* LaserBlade: WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his favorite weapon.
* MouthyKid: The minature merc with a mouth! See what I did there?
* TagalongKid: Played with; he is a kid version of me we brought along, but he doesn't cause us that much trouble... at least not more than anyone else
''second'' appearance. He first appeared in the team.

!!Headpool
[[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won%27t_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

!! Headpool




-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Marvel Zombies 3'' #1



!!Dogpool
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A version of me that's a dog. [[WhoWritesThisCrap I couldn't make this shit up if I tried]].

to:

!!Dogpool
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!! Kidpool

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-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Prelude to Deadpool Corps'' #2

A mouthy kid version of me that's me, who was a dog. [[WhoWritesThisCrap I couldn't make this shit up if I tried]].student in an alternate universe [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's School for Gifted]]. He's kind of a brat.



* TheFreakshow: Before I went to recruit him, he was working in a circus using his HealingFactor to impress people.
* TeamPet: Deadpool dog!
* TheUnintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect?

!!Golden Age Deadpool
An old-school alternate universe version of me.
* ShoutOut: Visually, to DC's [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wesley_Dodds_(New_Earth) Sandman]].
* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won%27t_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

to:

* TheFreakshow: Before I went to recruit him, he BrattyHalfPint: He's ''me'' as a kid.
* TheBully: Somewhat. He
was working constantly causing trouble in a circus using his HealingFactor to impress people.
* TeamPet: Deadpool dog!
* TheUnintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect?

!!Golden Age Deadpool
An old-school alternate universe
universe's version of Xavier's School, and liked to pick up on Scott Summer.
%%* KidHero
* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.
* MouthyKid: The miniature merc with a mouth! See what I did there?
* TagalongKid: Played with; he is a kid version of me we brought along, but he doesn't cause us that much trouble... at least not more than anyone else in the team.

!! Lady Deadpool

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-> '''AKA:''' Wanda Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth'' #7

A girl version of me who's just as crazy as yours truly. She's pretty hot. [[ScrewYourself Not that you heard that from me]].

%%* ActionGirl
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: She called me out for having the Champion temporarily join our team, but she still admitted putting him in a costume like ours was rather funny.
* DumbBlonde: Averted; sure, she is crazy, but then again, we all are in this team.
* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with
me.
* ShoutOut: Visually, to DC's [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wesley_Dodds_(New_Earth) Sandman]].
MsFanservice: At least when she keeps her mask on [[spoiler:or not, seeing how her scars are cured eventually...]]
* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He ScrewYourself: I kinda tried that with her we first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won%27t_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic met. [[EveryoneHasStandards It was weird, even for us]], and I really don't want to talk about Captain America]].
it...
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: After [[spoiler:her scars were cured]], she was more than happy to put a skimpy outfit on as part of one of our plans.
%%* TomboyishPonytail
* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.



!!Dr. Killebrew
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The MadScientist asshole who's responsible for making me what I am today. He keeps saying that he's a good guy now but I know that's bull.

%%* ColdBloodedTorture: his M.O
* EvilGenius: The brains behind Weapon X.
%%* EvilOldFolks
* ForScience: His primary motivation is exploiting desperate folks for experimentation, like canadian guys with cancer.
* HeelFaceTurn: He says he left all the madness behind. [[{{ReformedButRejected}} Only I can see it that for the lie it is]].
* HeroicSacrifice: Died so I could get an opening against Ajax. [[{{AlasPoorVillain}} Damn.]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* StarterVillain: My first foe.
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!!Ajax

to:

!!Dr. Killebrew
!! Agent Allison Kemp

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The MadScientist asshole who's responsible for making me what I am today. He keeps saying that he's a good guy now but I know that's bull.

%%* ColdBloodedTorture: his M.O
* EvilGenius: The brains behind Weapon X.
%%* EvilOldFolks
* ForScience: His primary motivation
org/pmwiki/pub/images/Allison_Kemp_6046.jpg]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #48

--> ''"My knowledge in your tactics
is exploiting desperate folks for experimentation, like canadian guys extensive, Deadpool. Exhaustive."''

A former FBI agent who got crippled in a fight
with cancer.
me. She's kind of crazy now and wants to take vengeance on me.

%%* AntiVillain: Firmly type III.
* HeelFaceTurn: He says he left all the madness behind. [[{{ReformedButRejected}} Only I can see it that BadBoss: T-Rey and Slayback are very expendable in her worldview. [[AssholeVictim One doesn't blame her for the lie it is]].
* HeroicSacrifice: Died so I could get an opening against Ajax. [[{{AlasPoorVillain}} Damn.
it.]]
* BigBad: Took over after Black Box's defeat.
* TheChessmaster: One needs to admire how ''absolutely everything'' I did was according to her plan.
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
TheComicallySerious
* StarterVillain: My first foe.CreateYourOwnVillain: It seems I accidentally crippled her on a mission of mine. Whoops.
* EvilCripple: Tetraplegic. Unusually, her tetraplegic status is heavily PlayedForDrama.
%%* EvilGenius
* FreudianExcuse: A thriving, honest, and hardworking agent who was permanently crippled in a gunfight by little ol' me.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: At the end, she regrets her actions and forgets the vengeance path once and for all.]]
* MachineMonotone: She talks in a Stephen Hawking-esque voice coming from her chair.
* NonActionBigBad: She's not exactly in shape for violence since I crippled her.

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!!Ajax
* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:Eventually cries at the end.]]
%%* TheStoic
%%* StoicSpectacles
%%* TheStrategist
%%* TragicVillain

!! The Attending/Ajax/Abyss Man




-> '''AKA:''' Francis Fanny
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #14



!!T-Ray
My archenemy. He's a crazy idiot who thinks he's the real Wade Wilson and that I stole his identity. Maybe he's right. Or maybe not. [[ShrugOfGod I don't really care]].

* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.
* CriminalMindGames: Except we're ''both'' criminals.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Says he is the real Wade Wilson and that I'm a mercenary called Jack. Yes, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
* EvilAlbino: Seriously, did he ever go to a beach?
* GambitRoulette: His plans made about as much sense as I do.
%%* HollywoodVoodoo
%%* KnightofCerebus
* MagicKnight: Had a sword and magic.
* MysteriousPast: I'm the real Wade Wilson (see? I'm standing up) so he's can't be. Right?

!!Taskmaster
A merc with the power to copy skills by looking at them. We've tried to kill each other a few times, partially because I'm one of the few people who can take him evenly in a fight. Also he's Sandi's ex-boyfriend. See his [[ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} own page]] for more.

!!Black Swan

to:

!!T-Ray
My archenemy. He's a crazy idiot who thinks he's the real Wade Wilson and that I stole his identity. Maybe he's right. Or maybe not. [[ShrugOfGod I don't really care]].

* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.
* CriminalMindGames: Except we're ''both'' criminals.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Says he is the real Wade Wilson and that I'm a mercenary called Jack. Yes, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
* EvilAlbino: Seriously, did he ever go to a beach?
* GambitRoulette: His plans made about as much sense as I do.
%%* HollywoodVoodoo
%%* KnightofCerebus
* MagicKnight: Had a sword and magic.
* MysteriousPast: I'm the real Wade Wilson (see? I'm standing up) so he's can't be. Right?

!!Taskmaster
A merc with the power to copy skills by looking at them. We've tried to kill each other a few times, partially because I'm one of the few people who can take him evenly in a fight. Also he's Sandi's ex-boyfriend. See his [[ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} own page]] for more.

!!Black Swan
!! Black Swan



[[caption-width-right:272: "This is a game of gentlemen, Mr.Wilson, not buffoons."]]

to:

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-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #65

--> ''"This
is a game of gentlemen, Mr.Mr. Wilson, not buffoons."]]"''



* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Guess what he does upon meeting for the first time? [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Beat me up to a bloody pulp]] while [[FauxAffablyEvil calmly]] discussing why the job I ruined was supposed to be his [[WickedCultured ninth shymphony]].

to:

* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Guess what he does upon meeting for the first time? [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Beat me up to a bloody pulp]] while [[FauxAffablyEvil calmly]] discussing why the job I ruined was supposed to be his [[WickedCultured ninth shymphony]].symphony]].



* KnightOfCerebus: In his first appearence. But hey, no one takes the humour of my stories!...Well, maybe a little bit.

to:

* KnightOfCerebus: In his first appearence. appearance. But hey, no one takes the humour humor of my stories!...Well, maybe a little bit.



!!Black Box
A mutant technopathic criminal who's basically a living computer. We've run into each other quite a few times. He creeps me the hell out.

to:

!!Black !! Commcast/Black Box
A mutant technopathic criminal who's basically a living computer. We've run into each other quite a few times. He creeps me the hell out.



[[caption-width-right:300: "[[SmugSnake You will die as you lived: Stupidly.]]"]]

to:

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-> '''AKA:''' Garabed Bashur
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: The Circle Chase'' #2

--> ''"You
will die as you lived: Stupidly.]]"]]
"''

A mutant technopathic criminal who's basically a living computer. We've run into each other quite a few times. He creeps me the hell out.



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!!Agent Allison Kemp
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[[caption-width-right:300: "[[TheChessmaster My knowledge in your tactics is extensive, Deadpool. Exhaustive.]]"]]
A former FBI agent who got crippled in a fight with me. She's kind of crazy now and wants to take vengeance on me.

%%* AntiVillain: Firmly type III.
* BadBoss: T-Rey and Slayback are very expendable in her worldview. [[AssholeVictim One doesn't blame her for it.]]
* BigBad: Took over after Black Box's defeat.
* TheChessmaster: One needs to admire how ''absolutely everything'' I did was according to her plan.
%%* TheComicallySerious
* CreateYourOwnVillain: It seems I accidentally crippled her on a mission of mine. Whoops.
* EvilCripple: Tetraplegic. Unusually, her tetraplegic status is heavily PlayedForDrama.
%%* EvilGenius
* FreudianExcuse: A thriving, honest, and hardworking agent who was permanently crippled in a gunfight by little ol' me.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: At the end, she regrets her actions and forgets the vengeance path once and for all.]]
* MachineMonotone: She talks in a Stephen Hawking-esque voice coming from her chair.
* NonActionBigBad: She's not exactly in shape for violence since I crippled her.
* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:Eventually cries at the end.]]
%%* TheStoic
%%* StoicSpectacles
%%* TheStrategist
%%* TragicVillain

!!The Resurrected Presidents
American presidents resurrected by a Necromancer. CameBackWrong doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: PRESIDENTS! Within their own ranks too, as Washington is one tough son of a gun.
* AffablyEvil: Reagan was a fairly nice fellow for someone wanting to unleash atomic holocaust on America.
* BadassBoast: "There is nothing to fear--'''BUT ME'''!" says Franklin Roosevelt.
* BadBoss: Ol' George doesn't treat his men as equals.
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mention John Wilkes Booth near Abe.
* CameBackWrong: Though some of them are implied to have been evil in life as well, they're all evil now.
* CoolSword: Washington had a straight-up pimpin' sword. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Which was used by me.]]
* DyingAsYourself: Washington reverted back to his former self when I beheaded him.
* EvilCripple: FDR still can't stand up and now he's evil.
* EvilSorcerer: Washington gains some nasty magic stuff near the end.
* FatBastard: William Howard Taft, naturally. He's still got that big old gut.
%%* GlowingEyesOfDoom
%%* HandicappedBadass: FDR again.
%%* HangingJudge: George Washington.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: FDR throws his chair away when the fight gets real.
* IncomingHam: "Who '''DARES''' to disturb '''HARRY TRUMAN'''?"
* KnightOfCerebus: The moment Washington takes matters in his own hands, ''shit gets real''.
%%* LargeHam: All of them.
* LetsGetDangerous: FDR is much tougher than he seems...
* OmnicidalManiac: They want to destroy America and rebuild it anew.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: And freaking zombies, to boot.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: These presidents are ''tough''.
* PresidentEvil: Technically they're not president anymore, but they are, ah that american political stuff stuff is confusing.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Abraham Lincoln dished out some verbal smackdown:
-->'''Honest Abe''': You're a vapid, unfunny, pale shade of a hero! You're unintelligent, uncreative and unremarkable in every way! You don't seem to do anything well except heal yourself and [[WolverinePublicity appear EVERYWHERE!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I don't understand your APPEAL!]] I HATE you, these PEOPLE hate you! Tell me, what is that you are good at? What do you do?"
-->'''Yours truly''': [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]
* RedShirt: The D-list Presidents, i.e the ones I'm not familiar with.
%%* SpockSpeak: Franklin Roosevelt.
* WorthyOpponent: Washington started to admire me near the end. I'm almost proud.

!!Vetis
[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

* BigBadWannabe: While he is by no means harmless, Mephisto himself notes that in the larger spectrum of things, he's just a low-level demon with delusions of grandeur.
* DealWithTheDevil: His M.O, being a demon from hell and all.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: The man went from [[http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deadpool7-vetis.png this]] to [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/7b/Vetis_(Earth-616)_from_Deadpool_Vol_3_9_001.jpg this]], due to Mephisto's torture. Don't [[SymbolSwearing @#&*$]] with Mephisto, people.
%%* FauxAffablyEvil
* GreaterScopeVillain: Guess where the Necromancer-that-brought-the-presidents-back got his powers from.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: In the 70's. He seems to have fallen on some bad times since then.
* MeaningfulName: Vetis is apparently the demon of corruption, if demonology is to be believed.
* OutGambitted: By me in the 70's. [[spoiler:And again in the present, after I killed Michael before him.]]
%%* RulesLawyer: Though it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard blows up on his face]] at least once.
* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
%%* SmugSnake
* TheStarscream: He seeks to overthrow Mephisto.
* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:He does ''not'' take kindly to me ruining his plan in the present.]]

!!Hitmonkey
[[UpliftedAnimal A hitman who's also a monkey]]. I'm serious! He only takes hits on other mercs and criminals so I've had some nasty run-ins with him. Worse he's got healing powers like me so he keeps coming no matter how many times he gets put down.

%%* GunsAkimbo
* HitmanWithAHeart: He gets all mopey if bystanders get hurt during fights.
* ImplacableMan: He wouldn't die no matter how many times I kill him, nor will he leave me alone!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: ...Okay so he's not ''that'' big of a dick.
* UpliftedAnimal: He's a monkey smart enough for merc work.

!!Evil Deadpool
An evil Frankenstein-style clone of me made from my body parts that got cut off over the years. He's been sent after me a few times by that crazy bitch Ella Whitby (see below).

* EvilCounterpart: He's an evil(er) me made from my cast-off body parts.
* ImplacableMan: He's just as tough as me. Fortunately he's just as stupid as me too! [[InsultBackfire Wait]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He's a way bigger dick than me.
* NotQuiteDead: Beats me how this stupid bastard keeps coming back.

!!Dr. Ella Whitby

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!!Agent Allison Kemp
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[[caption-width-right:300: "[[TheChessmaster My knowledge in your tactics is extensive, Deadpool. Exhaustive.]]"]]
A former FBI agent who got crippled in a fight with me. She's kind of crazy now and wants to take vengeance on me.

%%* AntiVillain: Firmly type III.
* BadBoss: T-Rey and Slayback are very expendable in her worldview. [[AssholeVictim One doesn't blame her for it.]]
* BigBad: Took over after Black Box's defeat.
* TheChessmaster: One needs to admire how ''absolutely everything'' I did was according to her plan.
%%* TheComicallySerious
* CreateYourOwnVillain: It seems I accidentally crippled her on a mission of mine. Whoops.
* EvilCripple: Tetraplegic. Unusually, her tetraplegic status is heavily PlayedForDrama.
%%* EvilGenius
* FreudianExcuse: A thriving, honest, and hardworking agent who was permanently crippled in a gunfight by little ol' me.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: At

!! Dreadpool

-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool Kills
the end, she regrets her actions and forgets Marvel Universe'' #1

This is
the vengeance path once and for all.]]
* MachineMonotone: She talks in a Stephen Hawking-esque voice coming from her chair.
* NonActionBigBad: She's not exactly in shape for violence since I crippled her.
* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:Eventually cries at the end.]]
%%* TheStoic
%%* StoicSpectacles
%%* TheStrategist
%%* TragicVillain

!!The Resurrected Presidents
American presidents resurrected by a Necromancer. CameBackWrong doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: PRESIDENTS! Within their own ranks too, as Washington is one tough son of a gun.
* AffablyEvil: Reagan was a fairly nice fellow for someone wanting to unleash atomic holocaust on America.
* BadassBoast: "There is nothing to fear--'''BUT ME'''!" says Franklin Roosevelt.
* BadBoss: Ol' George doesn't treat his men as equals.
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mention John Wilkes Booth near Abe.
* CameBackWrong: Though some of them are implied to have been evil in life as well, they're all evil now.
* CoolSword: Washington had a straight-up pimpin' sword. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Which was used by me.]]
* DyingAsYourself: Washington reverted back to his former self when I beheaded him.
* EvilCripple: FDR still can't stand up and now he's evil.
* EvilSorcerer: Washington gains some nasty magic stuff near the end.
* FatBastard: William Howard Taft, naturally. He's still got that big old gut.
%%* GlowingEyesOfDoom
%%* HandicappedBadass: FDR again.
%%* HangingJudge: George Washington.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: FDR throws his chair away when the fight gets real.
* IncomingHam: "Who '''DARES''' to disturb '''HARRY TRUMAN'''?"
* KnightOfCerebus: The moment Washington takes matters in his own hands, ''shit gets real''.
%%* LargeHam: All of them.
* LetsGetDangerous: FDR is much tougher than he seems...
* OmnicidalManiac: They want to destroy America and rebuild it anew.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: And freaking zombies, to boot.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: These presidents are ''tough''.
* PresidentEvil: Technically they're not president anymore, but they are, ah that american political stuff stuff is confusing.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Abraham Lincoln dished out some verbal smackdown:
-->'''Honest Abe''': You're a vapid, unfunny, pale shade of a hero! You're unintelligent, uncreative and unremarkable in every way! You don't seem to do anything well except heal yourself and [[WolverinePublicity appear EVERYWHERE!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I don't understand your APPEAL!]] I HATE you, these PEOPLE hate you! Tell me, what is that you are good at? What do you do?"
-->'''Yours truly''': [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]
* RedShirt: The D-list Presidents, i.e the ones I'm not familiar with.
%%* SpockSpeak: Franklin Roosevelt.
* WorthyOpponent: Washington started to admire me near the end. I'm almost proud.

!!Vetis
[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

* BigBadWannabe: While he is by no means harmless, Mephisto himself notes that in the larger spectrum of things, he's just a low-level demon with delusions of grandeur.
* DealWithTheDevil: His M.O, being a demon from hell and all.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: The man went from [[http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deadpool7-vetis.png this]] to [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/7b/Vetis_(Earth-616)_from_Deadpool_Vol_3_9_001.jpg this]], due to Mephisto's torture. Don't [[SymbolSwearing @#&*$]] with Mephisto, people.
%%* FauxAffablyEvil
* GreaterScopeVillain: Guess where the Necromancer-that-brought-the-presidents-back got his powers from.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: In the 70's. He seems to have fallen on some bad times since then.
* MeaningfulName: Vetis is apparently the demon of corruption, if demonology is to be believed.
* OutGambitted: By me in the 70's. [[spoiler:And again in the present, after I killed Michael before him.]]
%%* RulesLawyer: Though it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard blows up on his face]] at least once.
* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
%%* SmugSnake
* TheStarscream: He seeks to overthrow Mephisto.
* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:He does ''not'' take kindly to me ruining his plan in the present.]]

!!Hitmonkey
[[UpliftedAnimal A hitman who's also a monkey]]. I'm serious! He only takes hits on other mercs and criminals so I've had some nasty run-ins with him. Worse he's got healing powers like me so he keeps coming no matter how many times he gets put down.

%%* GunsAkimbo
* HitmanWithAHeart: He gets all mopey if bystanders get hurt during fights.
* ImplacableMan: He wouldn't die no matter how many times I kill him, nor will he leave me alone!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: ...Okay so he's not ''that'' big of a dick.
* UpliftedAnimal: He's a monkey smart enough for merc work.

!!Evil Deadpool
An evil Frankenstein-style clone
version of me made from my body parts that got cut off over [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillstheMarvelUniverse the years. He's been sent after me a few times by that crazy bitch Deadpool Killogy]]. For more information on this creep, follow the page link.

!! Doctor
Ella Whitby (see below).

* EvilCounterpart: He's an evil(er) me made from my cast-off body parts.
* ImplacableMan: He's just as tough as me. Fortunately he's just as stupid as me too! [[InsultBackfire Wait]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He's a way bigger dick than me.
* NotQuiteDead: Beats me how this stupid bastard keeps coming back.

!!Dr. Ella Whitby
Whitby

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #40



!!Macho Gomez

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!!Macho Gomez!! Doctor Emrys Killebrew

[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Killebrew_7658.jpg]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: Sins of the Past'' #1

The MadScientist asshole who's responsible for making me what I am today. He keeps saying that he's a good guy now but I know that's bull.

%%* ColdBloodedTorture: his M.O
* EvilGenius: The brains behind Weapon X.
%%* EvilOldFolks
* ForScience: His primary motivation is exploiting desperate folks for experimentation, like Canadian guys with cancer.
* HeelFaceTurn: He says he left all the madness behind. [[{{ReformedButRejected}} Only I can see it that for the lie it is]].
* HeroicSacrifice: Died so I could get an opening against Ajax. [[{{AlasPoorVillain}} Damn.]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* StarterVillain: My first foe.

!! Evil Deadpool

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #44

An evil Frankenstein-style clone of me made from my body parts that got cut off over the years. He's been sent after me a few times by that crazy bitch Ella Whitby (see above).

* EvilCounterpart: He's an evil(er) me made from my cast-off body parts.
* ImplacableMan: He's just as tough as me. Fortunately he's just as stupid as me too! [[InsultBackfire Wait]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He's a way bigger dick than me.
* NotQuiteDead: Beats me how this stupid bastard keeps coming back.

!! Hit-Monkey

-> '''Debut:''' ''Hit-Monkey'' Vol. 1, #1

[[UpliftedAnimal A hitman who's also a monkey]]. I'm serious! He only takes hits on other mercs and criminals so I've had some nasty run-ins with him. Worse he's got healing powers like me so he keeps coming no matter how many times he gets put down.

%%* GunsAkimbo
* HitmanWithAHeart: He gets all mopey if bystanders get hurt during fights.
* ImplacableMan: He wouldn't die no matter how many times I kill him, nor will he leave me alone!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: ...Okay so he's not ''that'' big of a dick.
* UpliftedAnimal: He's a monkey smart enough for merc work.

!! Macho Gomez

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #32



!!Dreadpool
This is the version of me from [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillstheMarvelUniverse the Deadpool Killogy]]. For more information on this creep, follow the page link.




-> '''Debut:''' ''Captain America'' Vol. 1, #307



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* ArchEnemy: Considering he is my EnemyWithout who is hell-bent on ruïning my life and has nearly done so a few times, yeah, he qualifies. This little creep ets a rise out of me like few others do because he actively hurts the people I love. You know how Spidey wines about [[ILetGwenStacyDie not saving his girl]] every now and then? This guy wants to deal that to me ''a few times over''.

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* ArchEnemy: Considering he is my EnemyWithout who is hell-bent on ruïning ruining my life and has nearly done so a few times, yeah, he qualifies. This little creep ets gets a rise out of me like few others do because he actively hurts the people I love. You know how Spidey wines about [[ILetGwenStacyDie not saving his girl]] every now and then? This guy wants to deal that to me ''a few times over''.


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!! The Resurrected Presidents

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #1

American presidents resurrected by a Necromancer. CameBackWrong doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: PRESIDENTS! Within their own ranks too, as Washington is one tough son of a gun.
* AffablyEvil: Reagan was a fairly nice fellow for someone wanting to unleash atomic holocaust on America.
* BadassBoast: "There is nothing to fear--'''BUT ME'''!" says Franklin Roosevelt.
* BadBoss: Ol' George doesn't treat his men as equals.
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mention John Wilkes Booth near Abe.
* CameBackWrong: Though some of them are implied to have been evil in life as well, they're all evil now.
* CoolSword: Washington had a straight-up pimpin' sword. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Which was used by me.]]
* DyingAsYourself: Washington reverted back to his former self when I beheaded him.
* EvilCripple: FDR still can't stand up and now he's evil.
* EvilSorcerer: Washington gains some nasty magic stuff near the end.
* FatBastard: William Howard Taft, naturally. He's still got that big old gut.
%%* GlowingEyesOfDoom
%%* HandicappedBadass: FDR again.
%%* HangingJudge: George Washington.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: FDR throws his chair away when the fight gets real.
* IncomingHam: "Who '''DARES''' to disturb '''HARRY TRUMAN'''?"
* KnightOfCerebus: The moment Washington takes matters in his own hands, ''shit gets real''.
* LargeHam: All of them.
* LetsGetDangerous: FDR is much tougher than he seems...
* OmnicidalManiac: They want to destroy America and rebuild it anew.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: And freaking zombies, to boot.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: These presidents are ''tough''.
* PresidentEvil: Technically they're not president anymore, but they are, ah that american political stuff stuff is confusing.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Abraham Lincoln dished out some verbal smackdown:
-->'''Honest Abe''': You're a vapid, unfunny, pale shade of a hero! You're unintelligent, uncreative and unremarkable in every way! You don't seem to do anything well except heal yourself and [[WolverinePublicity appear EVERYWHERE!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I don't understand your APPEAL!]] I HATE you, these PEOPLE hate you! Tell me, what is that you are good at? What do you do?"
-->'''Yours truly''': [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]
* RedShirt: The D-list Presidents, i.e the ones I'm not familiar with.
%%* SpockSpeak: Franklin Roosevelt.
* WorthyOpponent: Washington started to admire me near the end. I'm almost proud.

!! T-Ray

-> '''AKA:''' Jack[=/=]Wade Winston Wilson?
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #1

My archenemy. He's a crazy idiot who thinks he's the real Wade Wilson and that I stole his identity. Maybe he's right. Or maybe not. [[ShrugOfGod I don't really care]].

* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.
* CriminalMindGames: Except we're ''both'' criminals.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Says he is the real Wade Wilson and that I'm a mercenary called Jack. Yes, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
* EvilAlbino: Seriously, did he ever go to a beach?
* GambitRoulette: His plans made about as much sense as I do.
%%* HollywoodVoodoo
%%* KnightofCerebus
* MagicKnight: Had a sword and magic.
* MysteriousPast: I'm the real Wade Wilson (see? I'm standing up) so he's can't be. Right?

!! Taskmaster

-> '''AKA:''' Tony Masters
-> '''Debut:''' ''The Avengers'' Vol. 1, #195

A merc with the power to copy skills by looking at them. We've tried to kill each other a few times, partially because I'm one of the few people who can take him evenly in a fight. Also he's Sandi's ex-boyfriend. See his [[ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} own page]] for more.

!! Vetis

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #7

[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

* BigBadWannabe: While he is by no means harmless, Mephisto himself notes that in the larger spectrum of things, he's just a low-level demon with delusions of grandeur.
* DealWithTheDevil: His M.O, being a demon from hell and all.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: The man went from [[http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deadpool7-vetis.png this]] to [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/7b/Vetis_(Earth-616)_from_Deadpool_Vol_3_9_001.jpg this]], due to Mephisto's torture. Don't [[SymbolSwearing @#&*$]] with Mephisto, people.
%%* FauxAffablyEvil
* GreaterScopeVillain: Guess where the Necromancer-that-brought-the-presidents-back got his powers from.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: In the 70's. He seems to have fallen on some bad times since then.
* MeaningfulName: Vetis is apparently the demon of corruption, if demonology is to be believed.
* OutGambitted: By me in the 70's. [[spoiler:And again in the present, after I killed Michael before him.]]
%%* RulesLawyer: Though it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard blows up on his face]] at least once.
* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
%%* SmugSnake
* TheStarscream: He seeks to overthrow Mephisto.
* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:He does ''not'' take kindly to me ruining his plan in the present.]]
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* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won't_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

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* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won't_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 com/Captain_America:_Who_Won%27t_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].
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* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Wont_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

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* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Wont_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 com/Captain_America:_Who_Won't_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].
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* ReallyGetsAround: Yes, I know. I'm not the first.
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* SupernaturalIsPurple: All her magic has purple like principal color (combined with her look...and her monster form).



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* {{Expy}}: Mutant woman with blue skin and shapeshifting power...maybe she is ComicBook/{{Mystique}}'s secret sister?



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