History Blog / AliceAndBob

* NintendoHard: Bob says that ''[[VideoGame/TwistedMetal Metal Grinder]]'' "was as hard as an [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NEC]] game."

-->"I was watching my favorite anime of all time, ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya The Sadness of Hurai Shoujo]]''. Well, it’s mainly just the first season that I fancy. The second season is just the same episode several times. For some reason, the second installment of anything good seems to suck. Like, when I played ''Franchise/{{Dragon|Age}} [[VideoGame/FireEmblem Emblem]] II'', it was way too underwhelming for my tastes, compared to that first game."

''Alice and Bob'' (obviously named after a certain couple you always see here) is a blog story running on Website/{{Tumblr}} on the account "thealiceandbobstory" ("aliceandbob" was already taken), written by our very own Tropers/PancticeSquadCutterback, the author of ''Webcomic/{{Allen the Alien}}''. The story mainly concerns Bob and his powers of the world around him changing.

* BetterThanABareBulb

* ILoveNuclearPower: Defied. "For the last fucking time, nuclear power '''does not''' give you superpowers."

* TastesLikeDiabetes[[invoked]]: Bob considers ''[[TabletopGame/CandyLand Candy World]]'' to be this.

* BluenoseBowdlerizer: Alice keeps censoring Bob's posts.

* NintendoHard: Bob says that ''[[VideoGame/TwistedMetal Metal Grinder]]'' "was as hard as an [[NintendoEntertainmentSystem NEC]] game."

-->"I was watching my favorite anime of all time, ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya The Sadness of Hurai Shoujo]]''. Well, it’s mainly just the first season that I fancy. The second season is just the same episode several times. For some reason, the second installment of anything good seems to suck. Like, when I played ''Franchise/{{Dragon|Age}} [[Franchise/FireEmblem Emblem]] II'', it was way too underwhelming for my tastes, compared to that first game."

''Alice and Bob'' (obviously named after a certain couple you always see here) is a blog story running on Website/{{Tumblr}} on the account "thealiceandbobstory" ("aliceandbob" was already taken), written by our very own Tropers/PancticeSquadCutterback, the author of ''Webcomic/AllenTheAlien''. The story mainly concerns Bob and his powers of the world around him changing.

* BluenoseBowdlerizer: Alice.

* BigEater: Bob eats a 51-gallon tub of popcorn

* GiganticGulp: Bob drinks a 51-gallon tub of soda.

* WaxingLyrical: [[Music/{{CAKE}} I was reluctantly crouched at the starting line. With the engines pumping and starting in time...]]

* RoadRage

* NintendoHard: Bob says that ''Metal Grinder'' "was as hard as an [[NintendoEntertainmentSystem NEC]] game."

* SaidBookism: Zigzagged in chapter 2.

-->"I woke up in a murderous bed in a hotel. Why is that bed murderous? It’s like Murphy’s Law, but with beds. Anyway, I was about to be killed and murdered in my murderous killing bed. And I was going to be murdered. (I want to use redundancy for emphasis.)"

-->'''Bob''': "Yeah, I kinda figured." (People love to state the obvious)

-->I woke up in a murderous bed in a hotel. Why is that bed murderous? It’s like Murphy’s Law, but with beds. Anyway, I was about to be killed and murdered in my murderous killing bed. And I was going to be murdered. (I want to use redundancy for emphasis.)

* RealityWarper: Bob.

* ILoveNuclearPower: Defied. "For the last fucking time, nuclear power '''does not''' give you superpowers

* NintendoHard: Bob says that ''Metal Grinder'' "was as hard as an NEC game."

* NobodyPoops: Lampshaded.
-->"Surprisingly, nobody really seems to have to take a dump in fiction. Like, I used to play ''Elf Forest'', which was overly realistic. You could pretty much do anything '''but''' relieve bodily wastes. The only game I recall in which you can do that is ''Simmy Buddies'' which I think had that toilet meter.

''Alice and Bob'' (obviously named after a certain couple you always see here) is a blog story running on Website/{{Tumblr}} on the account "thealiceandbobstory" ("aliceandbob" was already taken), written by our very own Tropers/PancticeSquadCutterback, the author of ''Webcomic/AllenTheAlien''). The story mainly concerns Bob and his powers of the world around him changing.

* TastesLikeDiabetes[[invoked]]: Bob considers ''Candy World'' to be this.

* PottyEmergency: Due to rancid food, both Alice and Bob have to run for the toilet. Bob still has the runs in Chapter 3.

* SaidBookism: Zigzagged in Chapter 2.