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* The SQUAB scene is this for the Harper brothers as Jake did the one thing, they couldn't do at his age. [[VillainousBSOD He broke Evelyn.]]
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* The SQUAB scene is this for the Harper brothers as Jake did the one thing, thing they couldn't do at his age. [[VillainousBSOD He broke Evelyn.]]
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* Alan telling Evelyn off in "I Merely Slept with a Commie" for repeatedly speaking ill of a dead woman who Evelyn is NotSoDifferent from:
-->'''Alan''': Look, Mom, you have to realize that you're not that different from Cynthia.\\
'''Evelyn''': I most certainly am!\\
'''Alan''': Come on, Mom, you speak ill of everyone, even your closest friends. You, you manipulate people, you're an unbelievable narcissist, you're self-obsessed...\\
'''Evelyn''': That's a bit redundant, isn't it?\\
'''Alan''':...You find fault with everything, and frankly, I don't know anyone who enjoys spending time with you, let alone would cry at your funeral.
-->'''Alan''': Look, Mom, you have to realize that you're not that different from Cynthia.\\
'''Evelyn''': I most certainly am!\\
'''Alan''': Come on, Mom, you speak ill of everyone, even your closest friends. You, you manipulate people, you're an unbelievable narcissist, you're self-obsessed...\\
'''Evelyn''': That's a bit redundant, isn't it?\\
'''Alan''':...You find fault with everything, and frankly, I don't know anyone who enjoys spending time with you, let alone would cry at your funeral.
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--> '''Judith [to Charlie]:''' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--//
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.//
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.//
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.//
'''Judith:''' What about him?//
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.//
'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.//
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.//
''[she leaves]''//
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.//
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.//
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.//
'''Judith:''' What about him?//
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.//
'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.//
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.//
''[she leaves]''//
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--> '''Judith [to Charlie]:''' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--//
little--\\
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.//
\\
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.//
\\
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.//
\\
'''Judith:''' What abouthim?//
him?\\
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.//
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'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.//
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'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.//
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''[sheleaves]''//leaves]''\\
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
'''Judith:''' What about
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
''[she
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-->'''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in him?//
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, ''Mrs.'' Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.//
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed to mean?//
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.//
'''Judith:''' Nobody says that.//
'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you. ''[closes door on her]''
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, ''Mrs.'' Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.//
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed to mean?//
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.//
'''Judith:''' Nobody says that.//
'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you. ''[closes door on her]''
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-->'''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in him?//
him?\\
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, ''Mrs.'' Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.//
\\
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed tomean?//
mean?\\
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.//
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'''Judith:''' Nobody says that.//
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'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you. \\
''[closes door on her]''
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, ''Mrs.'' Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed to
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
'''Judith:''' Nobody says that.
'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
''[closes door on her]''
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--> '''Judith [to Charlie]:''' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
--> '''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> '''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> '''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> '''Judith:''' What about him?
--> '''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> '''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
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--> '''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in him?
--> '''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> '''Judith:''' What's that supposed to mean?
--> '''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> '''Judith:''' Nobody says that.
--> '''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
--> '''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> '''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> '''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> '''Judith:''' What about him?
--> '''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> '''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
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--> '''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in him?
--> '''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> '''Judith:''' What's that supposed to mean?
--> '''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> '''Judith:''' Nobody says that.
--> '''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
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--> '''Judith [to Charlie]:''' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
-->little--//
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. Andyes.
-->yes.//
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around myson.
-->son.//
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload ofsod.
-->sod.//
'''Judith:''' What abouthim?
-->him?//
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn,Judith.
-->Judith.//
'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the soddid.
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
* Later, after Kandi movies in...
-->did.//
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.//
''[she leaves]''//
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
* Later, after Kandi moves in...
-->'''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see inhim?
-->him?//
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details,Mrs.''Mrs.'' Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
-->lover.//
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed tomean?
-->mean?//
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all daylong.
-->long.//
'''Judith:''' Nobody saysthat.
-->that.//
'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking toyou.
you. ''[closes door on her]''
-->
'''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And
-->
'''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my
-->
'''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of
-->
'''Judith:''' What about
-->
'''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn,
-->
'''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
* Later, after Kandi movies in...
-->
'''Judith:''' ''[flustered]'' I'm not going to dignify that with a response.//
''[she leaves]''//
'''Alan:''' ''[calling after her]'' Watch out for ''crab'' grass!
* Later, after Kandi moves in...
-->'''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in
-->
'''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details,
-->
'''Judith:''' What's that supposed to
-->
'''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day
-->
'''Judith:''' Nobody says
-->
'''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to
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* Charlie vs Steven Tyler. Steven Tyler wins. Also CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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* Charlie vs Steven Tyler. Steven Tyler wins. Also CrowningMomentOfFunny.SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.
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* Charlie Waffles' live performance, also a CrowningMomentofFunny.
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* Charlie Waffles' live performance, also a CrowningMomentofFunny.SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.
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--> ''Judith [to Charlie]:'' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
--> ''Charlie:'' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> ''Judith:'' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> ''Alan:'' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> ''Judith:'' What about him?
--> ''Alan:'' '''[scoffs]''' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> ''Charlie:'' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> '''Judith then leaves.'''
--> ''Charlie:'' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> ''Judith:'' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> ''Alan:'' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> ''Judith:'' What about him?
--> ''Alan:'' '''[scoffs]''' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> ''Charlie:'' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> '''Judith then leaves.'''
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--> ''Judith '''Judith [to Charlie]:'' Charlie]:''' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
-->''Charlie:'' '''Charlie:''' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
-->''Alan:'' '''Alan:''' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' What about him?
-->''Alan:'' '''[scoffs]''' '''Alan:''' ''[scoffs]'' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
-->''Charlie:'' '''Charlie:''' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
-->'''Judith ''Judith then leaves.'''
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--> ''Judith:'' What in God's name does she see in him?
--> ''Charlie:'' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> ''Judith:'' What's that supposed to mean?
--> ''Charlie:'' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> ''Judith:'' Nobody says that.
--> ''Charlie:'' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
--> ''Charlie:'' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> ''Judith:'' What's that supposed to mean?
--> ''Charlie:'' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> ''Judith:'' Nobody says that.
--> ''Charlie:'' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
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--> ''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' What in God's name does she see in him?
-->''Charlie:'' '''Charlie:''' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' What's that supposed to mean?
-->''Charlie:'' '''Charlie:''' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' Nobody says that.
-->''Charlie:'' '''Charlie:''' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
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--> ''Alan [to Judith on the phone]:'' I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
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--> ''Alan '''Alan [to Judith on the phone]:'' phone]:''' I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
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--> ''Judith:'' Hey, honey, how's it going?
--> ''Jake:'' Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> ''Judith:'' Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> ''Alan:'' I did.
--> ''Judith:'' Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> ''Alan:'' 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
--> ''Jake:'' Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> ''Judith:'' Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> ''Alan:'' I did.
--> ''Judith:'' Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> ''Alan:'' 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
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--> ''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' Hey, honey, how's it going?
-->''Jake:'' '''Jake:''' Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' Good, good. [to Alan] ''[to Alan]'' You said you talked to him.
-->''Alan:'' '''Alan:''' I did.
-->''Judith:'' '''Judith:''' Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
-->''Alan:'' '''Alan:''' 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
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--> Judith [to Charlie]: I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
--> Charlie: Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> Judith: Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> Alan: Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> Judith: What about him?
--> Alan: [scoffs] It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> Charlie: Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
--> Charlie: Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> Judith: Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> Alan: Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> Judith: What about him?
--> Alan: [scoffs] It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> Charlie: Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> ''Judith then leaves.''
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--> Judith ''Judith [to Charlie]: Charlie]:'' I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
-->Charlie: ''Charlie:'' Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
-->Judith: ''Judith:'' Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
-->Alan: ''Alan:'' Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
-->Judith: ''Judith:'' What about him?
-->Alan: [scoffs] ''Alan:'' '''[scoffs]''' It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
-->Charlie: ''Charlie:'' Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
-->''Judith '''Judith then leaves.''
'''
* Later, after Kandi movies in...
--> ''Judith:'' What in God's name does she see in him?
--> ''Charlie:'' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> ''Judith:'' What's that supposed to mean?
--> ''Charlie:'' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> ''Judith:'' Nobody says that.
--> ''Charlie:'' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
-->
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--> ''Judith:'' What in God's name does she see in him?
--> ''Charlie:'' Well, I don't have all the details, Mrs.Harper, but apparently when he's not being emasculated and demoralized on a daily basis, he's quite the lover.
--> ''Judith:'' What's that supposed to mean?
--> ''Charlie:'' You know what they say, your average man's like a good field mule: if you don't beat him, he'll keep plowing all day long.
--> ''Judith:'' Nobody says that.
--> ''Charlie:'' You're hard to fool. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm tired of talking to you.
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--> Alan [to Judith on the phone]: I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
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--> Alan ''Alan [to Judith on the phone]: phone]:'' I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
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--> Judith: Hey, honey, how's it going?
--> Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> Judith: Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> Alan: I did.
--> Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
--> Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> Judith: Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> Alan: I did.
--> Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
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--> Judith: ''Judith:'' Hey, honey, how's it going?
-->Jake: ''Jake:'' Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
-->Judith: ''Judith:'' Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
-->Alan: ''Alan:'' I did.
-->Judith: ''Judith:'' Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
-->Alan: ''Alan:'' 'Cause he never got married. (slams door in Judith's face)
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* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.
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* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, StatusQuoIsGod, but it was still great.
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* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to making his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face, which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face, face ([[KickTheDog "God you're useless!"]]), which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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* After Alan drops Jake off at Judith's house after Jake disobeyed his father and stuck off to a concert, Judith chews Alan out harshly for not keeping watch on Jake and slams the door in his face, which leaves Alan speechless [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness as opposed to his usual snarky comebacks to his ex-wife]]. However, after catching Jake trying to sneak out of his window again, Alan takes him to the front door, good and ready to get even with Judith over her hypocrisy.
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* Jake has sex with a grown woman (after he lies about being 24 years old).
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* Throughout "Not In My Mouth!", Jake has sex flirts with a grown woman (after he lies named Jennifer that Walden brings home, lying to her about being 24 years old).his age. Jake and Jennifer are later left alone together when Walden, Alan, and Lyndsey leave for Paris. [[spoiler: The closing scene reveals that Jake and Jennifer had sex.]] However, she remains unaware of his real age.
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* Jake has sex with a grown woman (after he lies about being 24 years old, the same age as her).
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* Jake has sex with a grown woman (after he lies about being 24 years old, the same age as her).old).
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* Jake has sex with a grown woman (after he lies about being 24 years old, the same age as her).
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--> Judith then leaves.
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--> Judith ''Judith then leaves.
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* "Release the Dogs": Jake makes Charlie promise him that he won't go out with his friend's attractive single mother, but Charlie quickly breaks that promise. Jake gets back at Charlie by first pouring slime on him (courtesy of Rose), and then luring Charlie out on the beach where he's chased by police dogs.
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--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. [slams door in Judith's face] ]
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--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. [slams (slams door in Judith's face] ]face)
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-->'''Alan''': ''[to Charlie afterwards]'' The dude may look like a lady, but you fight like a little girl.
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!!Season 10
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!!Season 10
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--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. [slams door in Judith's face]
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* Charlie's plan to get rid of woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
* Charlie's plan to get rid of woman he's seeing. Alan steals her, Charlie gives him a WhatTheHellHero speech, convinces him to keep seeing the GirlOfTheWeek and then Alan dumps her because she's so stiff in bed. Charlie then gets the last laugh by sleeping with a woman that Alan went out with in junior high.
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* The SQUAB scene is this for the Harper brothers as Jake did the one thing, they couldn't do at his age. [[VillainousBSOD He broke Evelyn.]]
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* Jake gets dumped and gets relationship advice from Charlie. Alan's response to Judith is awesome.
--> Judith: Hey, honey, how's it going?
--> Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> Judith: Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> Alan: I did.
--> Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. [slams door in Judith's face]
--> Judith: Hey, honey, how's it going?
--> Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius!
--> Judith: Good, good. [to Alan] You said you talked to him.
--> Alan: I did.
--> Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius?
--> Alan: 'Cause he never got married. [slams door in Judith's face]
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* Alan shutting Judith up when she's nagging him about her future sister-in-law and Charlie kissing when drunk. Alan has phone cojones.
--> Alan [to Judith on the phone]: I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
--> Alan [to Judith on the phone]: I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME!
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* Alan telling off Evelyn for being a miserable bitch and making Charlie and Alan go to all of the effort that they put into setting up a party that she wasn't even going to bother going to. Followed by Alan flat out telling Jake to never talk to his mother like this.
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* Charlie Waffles' live performance, also a CrowningMomentofFunny.
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* When Judith chastises Alan for sleeping with the mother of Jake's best friend, saying "You don't sleep with your son's best friend's mother!", Alan replies with [[spoiler: "No, no, you marry his pediatrician."]]
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* Winning at the end of "Thank You For The Intercourse"..and maybe even the entire episode.
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!!Season 2
* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.
!!Season 3
!!Season 3
!!Season 4
* Charlie vs Steven Tyler. Steven Tyler wins. Also CrowningMomentOfFunny.
* Jake winning $1120 at the track.
!!Season 5
!!Season 6
!!Season 7
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* Jake managed to graduate high school.
* Jake managed to graduate high school.
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!!Season 8
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!!Season 9
* Winning at the end of "Thank You For The Intercourse"..and
* Jake managed to graduate high
!!Season 10
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3caOz6-m_Nc&feature=related This.]]
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* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.
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* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.great.
* Jake managed to graduate high school.
* Jake managed to graduate high school.
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* Alan punching a guy who was hitting on his date.
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* Alan punching a guy who was hitting on his date.date.
* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.
* Jake getting an A on his history test in Season 2, Episode 14, an extra moment of awesome comes when Evelyn ends up ripping the moment away in her usual condescending way, but Alan going PapaWolf and giving Evelyn a ReasonYouSuckSpeech and tells her he doesn't want her around his son. Didn't last due to StatusQuoisGod, but it was still great.
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--> Judith then leaves.
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--> Judith then leaves.leaves.
* Alan punching a guy who was hitting on his date.
* Alan punching a guy who was hitting on his date.
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--> Charlie: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
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--> Charlie: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!childhood!
* When Judith first meets Kandi, she spews out how she doesn't want her around Jake and Charlie and Alan call her out on her hypocrisy until she leaves.
--> Judith [to Charlie]: I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
--> Charlie: Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> Judith: Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> Alan: Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> Judith: What about him?
--> Alan: [scoffs] It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> Charlie: Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> Judith then leaves.
* When Judith first meets Kandi, she spews out how she doesn't want her around Jake and Charlie and Alan call her out on her hypocrisy until she leaves.
--> Judith [to Charlie]: I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little--
--> Charlie: Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.
--> Judith: Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.
--> Alan: Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.
--> Judith: What about him?
--> Alan: [scoffs] It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.
--> Charlie: Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.
--> Judith then leaves.
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* Winning at the end of "Thank You For The Intercourse"..and maybe even the entire episode.episode.
* When Evelyn, Rose and Berta are pestering Charlie into trying to get him to say why he hates Evelyn, he finally has had enough and delivers this amazing speech. Shame Evelyn doesn't seem to listen.
--> Charlie: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
* When Evelyn, Rose and Berta are pestering Charlie into trying to get him to say why he hates Evelyn, he finally has had enough and delivers this amazing speech. Shame Evelyn doesn't seem to listen.
--> Charlie: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's misogynistic philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.
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* Charlie vs. Judith's friends in "Just Like Buffalo". [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Jake parrots Charlie's misogynistic philosophy in front of Judith's friends]], so she stops sending him to see Alan. Charlie misses him, so he goes to see Judith's friends, turns on the charm, and, while not actually turning them against Judith, she agrees to reinstate the original visitation schedule as long as Charlie stays away from her friends.friends.
* Winning at the end of "Thank You For The Intercourse"..and maybe even the entire episode.
* Winning at the end of "Thank You For The Intercourse"..and maybe even the entire episode.