History Awesome / TheCritic

* This. Just, this:
-->''"Mr. Phillips, what do you say to those to claim this marriage is nothing more than a cynical publicity stunt to bolster your campaign?"''

* "Mr. Phillips, what do you say to those to claim this marriage is nothing more than a cynical publicity stunt to bolster your campaign?"
** ''"I SAY '''GAAAAAAAAZE''' INTO THE HYPNOTIC POWER OF MY '''EEEEEVIL''' EYE!!"''

* "I SAY '''GAAAAAAAAZE''' INTO THE HYPNOTIC POWER OF MY '''EEEEEVIL''' EYE!!"

* Marty performing his belly talents at the Talent Show.

* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show (though they did appear on ''SaturdayNightLive'' in 1982 during that episode where ChevyChase had to be shown on a TV screen as he couldn't appear live on the show due to a missed flight and Ebersol didn't want to pick an alternate host or do an episode that has no host).

* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]

* Jay confessing his love to Alice at the end of "Lady Hawke."

* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gCZQcZMLw The Nightmare Before Hanukkah]]''[[hottip:*:Note: The ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' music playing is not the original music for the clip.]], a movie spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the first episode of season two, "Sherman, Woman and Child."

* Jay confessing his love to Alice at the end of "Lady Hawke."

* In "Sherman, Woman and Child," Alice’s estranged husband Cyrus, a country musician, tries to woo her back by singing to her. It initially works since that's [[AudioErotica her weakness]], but suddenly Jay comes in with an accordion and sings a counter-love song, which brings her back to Earth:

* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gCZQcZMLw The Nightmare Before Hanukkah]]''[[hottip:*:Note: The ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' music playing is not the original music for the clip.]], a movie spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child."

* Duke Phillips' Pre-School. "Built on a Dare!"

** Executive: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "I need a hug..."]]

* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces he’s shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] "if they don’t have cigarettes, what’ll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "a bad man," and he retaliates by saying if what he’s doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guy’s repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. BOO-YAH!
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "I need a hug..."]]

* Duke Phillips Day Care. "Built on a Dare!"

-->'''Franklin:''' Oh, yes it will... ''*bashes the security guard with a guitar*'' '''Ka-bong!'''

-->'''Franklin:''' I could put you in touch with a man who could help you. A man named El Kavon.

* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gCZQcZMLw The Nightmare Before Hanukkah]]''[[hottip:*:Note: The ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' music playing is not the original music for the clip.]], a movie spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child."

* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces he’s shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass executive}} says that]] "if they don’t have cigarettes, what’ll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "a bad man," and he retaliates by saying if what he’s doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guy’s repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. BOO-YAH!

* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. Outraged, Jay announces he’s shutting the company down, but the executive says that "if they don’t have cigarettes, what’ll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "a bad man," and he retaliates by saying if what he’s doing is a crime, "then lock me up." The result: Jay summons the police and has the guy’s repulsive ass hauled to jail. BOO-YAH!

-->Jay: Cyrus is just a virus.

-->Cyrus: I want to be your lover...
-->Jay: Given half the chance he'll do your mother!

* In "Sherman, Woman and Child," Alice’s estranged husband Cyrus tries to woo her back by singing to her. As she resists, Jay comes in with an accordion and sings a counter-love song, which brings her back to Earth:
-->Cyrus is just a virus.

* ''The Nightmare Before Hanukkah'', a movie spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child."

* The spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' called ''The Nightmare Before Hanukkah''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child."

* The spoof of ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' called ''The Nightmare Before Hanukkah." This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child."