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26th Jun '16 12:07:44 PM SilentStranger
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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces hes shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] "if they dont have cigarettes, whatll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what hes doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guys repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]

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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces hes shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] asks]] "if they dont have cigarettes, whatll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly angrily calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what hes doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guys repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]



** Jay using his inheritance to clean up the notoriously filthy streets of New York and making the city pristine again. He also deports Kathie Lee Griffin and Regin Philbin to Los Angeles, but accidently ends up getting Rosie O Donnel in return.



* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]

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* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]go!"]] Also, his journey to rediscover his passion for art critique with the help of his old university professor.
--> '''Professor''': You were meant to tear apart what others poured their heart and soul into!
--> '''Jay''': I shall, ''I shall!!''
--> '''Professor''': BE A TRUTHTELLER!
--> '''Jay''': ''I will, you pompous wind-bag!''
17th Apr '16 9:54:18 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I '''(I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman).Sherman)'''. Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:53:45 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass [[Crowning Moment of Awesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:51:58 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:51:26 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
19th Mar '16 10:55:55 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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** Executive: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I need a hug...]]

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** Executive: -->'''Executive:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I need a hug...]]
27th Nov '15 11:24:13 AM nombretomado
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* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show (though they did appear on ''SaturdayNightLive'' in the infamous season eight premiere in 1982 when ChevyChase had to appear live via satellite on a television after missing rehearsal for the week).

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* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show (though they did appear on ''SaturdayNightLive'' ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' in the infamous season eight premiere in 1982 when ChevyChase had to appear live via satellite on a television after missing rehearsal for the week).
5th Nov '15 4:53:10 PM Davethe3rd
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* '''"ALL HAIL DUKE. DUKE IS LIFE."'''
4th May '15 7:55:19 PM Wartzanall
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* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show (though they did appear on ''SaturdayNightLive'' in 1982).

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* Actually getting Siskel and Ebert to guest star on the show! Especially once you consider that the duo very rarely guest starred on anything that wasn't a talk show (though they did appear on ''SaturdayNightLive'' in 1982).the infamous season eight premiere in 1982 when ChevyChase had to appear live via satellite on a television after missing rehearsal for the week).
14th Apr '15 1:21:30 PM Qicetrini
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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces hes shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] "if they dont have cigarettes, whatll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what hes doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guys repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]

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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces hes shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] "if they dont have cigarettes, whatll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what hes doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guys repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gCZQcZMLw The Nightmare Before Hanukkah]]''[[note]]Note: The ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' music playing is not the original music for the clip.[[/note]], a movie spoof of ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the first episode of season two, "Sherman, Woman and Child."

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* ''[[http://www.''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gCZQcZMLw The Nightmare Before Hanukkah]]''[[note]]Note: The ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' music playing is not the original music for the clip.[[/note]], a movie spoof of ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. This was also created using the stop-motion technique. After seeing it, you can tell that the people working on this show ''really'' loved what they were doing. Seen in the first episode of season two, "Sherman, Woman and Child."



-->''"Mr. Phillips, what do you say to those to claim this marriage is just an outrageous publicity stunt?"''

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-->''"Mr. Phillips, what do you say to those to who claim this marriage is just an outrageous publicity stunt?"''



* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]

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* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]
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