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27th Nov '16 1:24:33 PM Qicetrini
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--> '''Jay:''' ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington unshaven, bleary-eyed and rasping]])'' Tell them you want stories about people, not a hundred million dollars of stunts and explosives. People, it's up to you. If the movie stinks, just ... don't ... go." ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington slumps over in a faint]])''

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--> '''Jay:''' ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington ''([[Film/MrSmithGoesToWashington unshaven, bleary-eyed and rasping]])'' Tell them you want stories about people, not a hundred million dollars of stunts and explosives. People, it's up to you. If the movie stinks, just ... don't ... go." ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington ''([[Film/MrSmithGoesToWashington slumps over in a faint]])''
27th Nov '16 1:23:14 PM Qicetrini
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-->'''Franklin:''' Oh, yes it will... ''*bashes the security guard with a guitar*'' '''Ka-bong!'''

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-->'''Franklin:''' Oh, yes it will... ''*bashes ''(bashes the security guard with a guitar*'' guitar)'' '''Ka-bong!'''



--> '''Jay''' ''(unshaven, bleary-eyed and rasping):'' Tell them you want movies about characters... not a million dollars' worth of special effects. It's up to you, people! It's up to... ''(slumps over in a faint)''

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--> '''Jay''' ''(unshaven, '''Jay:''' ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington unshaven, bleary-eyed and rasping):'' rasping]])'' Tell them you want movies stories about characters... people, not a hundred million dollars' worth dollars of special effects. It's stunts and explosives. People, it's up to you, people! It's up to... ''(slumps you. If the movie stinks, just ... don't ... go." ''([[MrSmithGoesToWashington slumps over in a faint)''faint]])''
14th Sep '16 5:25:31 AM TFSyndicate
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** Jay using his inheritance to clean up the notoriously filthy streets of New York and making the city pristine again. He also deports Kathie Lee Griffin and Regin Philbin to Los Angeles, but accidently ends up getting Rosie O Donnel in return.

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** Jay using his inheritance to clean up the notoriously filthy streets of New York and making the city pristine again. He also deports Kathie Lee Griffin and Regin Philbin to Los Angeles, but accidently ends up getting Rosie O Donnel Rosanne in return.
15th Aug '16 11:13:50 AM LBHills
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* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]] Also, his journey to rediscover his passion for art critique with the help of his old university professor.

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* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If Hollywood. In addition to being well-directed criticism, it's an homage to the movie stinks, just don't go!"]] big filibuster scene from ''Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.''
--> '''Jay''' ''(unshaven, bleary-eyed and rasping):'' Tell them you want movies about characters... not a million dollars' worth of special effects. It's up to you, people! It's up to... ''(slumps over in a faint)''
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Also, his journey to rediscover his passion for art critique with the help of his old university professor.
26th Jun '16 12:07:44 PM SilentStranger
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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces he’s shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] "if they don’t have cigarettes, what’ll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what he’s doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guy’s repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]

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* In "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost," Jay discovers a Tobacco Executive recruited the ''Humphrey The Hippo Show'' to promote cigarette smoking to young children. [[BerserkButton Outraged]], Jay announces he’s shutting the company down, but the [[{{Jerkass}} executive says that]] asks]] "if they don’t have cigarettes, what’ll they do after they have sex?" Jay disgustingly angrily calls him "[[YouMonster a bad man]]," and he retaliates by saying if what he’s doing is a crime, "[[TemptingFate then lock me up]]." The result: [[LaserGuidedKarma Jay summons the police and has the guy’s repulsive ass hauled to jail]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8U3iS04Mg BOO-YAH!]]



** Jay using his inheritance to clean up the notoriously filthy streets of New York and making the city pristine again. He also deports Kathie Lee Griffin and Regin Philbin to Los Angeles, but accidently ends up getting Rosie O Donnel in return.



* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]

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* After being transferred to the 6 am show, "English for Cab Drivers," Jay delivers a wonderful diatribe against the decline of Hollywood: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHfWdlCaQk "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"]]go!"]] Also, his journey to rediscover his passion for art critique with the help of his old university professor.
--> '''Professor''': You were meant to tear apart what others poured their heart and soul into!
--> '''Jay''': I shall, ''I shall!!''
--> '''Professor''': BE A TRUTHTELLER!
--> '''Jay''': ''I will, you pompous wind-bag!''
17th Apr '16 9:54:18 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I '''(I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman).Sherman)'''. Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:53:45 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass [[Crowning Moment of Awesome Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:51:58 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].

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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) Scum Co) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
17th Apr '16 9:51:26 PM Ayumu
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* In "Uneasy Rider," Duke tells jay to advertise a new product that he recently acquired wholesome foods (a division from ScumCo) called '''Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco'''. Jay refuses since he notes that he has tremendous influence on children ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny cut to a kid putting a piece of bologna on the screen and referring to Jay as Bologna Man]]) until Duke reminds him that he's required to do what he wants due to his contract (I Will Do Anything You Say XOXOX. Jay Sherman). Later on, while Jay tries does his show, an Indian man appears live advertising the product. Outraged, Jay tells Duke to get someone to do his commercials. When Duke reminds him of his contract, [[Badass Jay yanks it out of Duke's hands, rips up the contract, and quits on the spot]]. Duke is left in shock as the Indian from earlier cries a single tear [[CryingIndian after seeing the ripped up paper on the ground]].
19th Mar '16 10:55:55 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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** Executive: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I need a hug...]]

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** Executive: -->'''Executive:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I need a hug...]]
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