History Awesome / ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings

-->'''Commander:''' '''THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH VIOLENCE.'''
-->'''Jones:''' Is that a megalodon? Did you knit that sweater for it?
-->'''Commander:''' '''CORRECT ON BOTH COUNTS, JONES.'''

--> '''Jared:''' I'm getting the idea maybe these murder bots have something to do with all that murder. So I think "I know what Commander would do, he'd nip this murder thing in the bud!"

* Jones ''immediately and unflinchingly'' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/okay-you-can-have-a-castlevania-strip following through]] on on Simon's desperate plea for a MercyKill. Gruesome, but you gotta applaud the lady for her engagement.

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/well-maybe-if-you-tried-talking-to-the-robots Jared got a job at]] [[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys a certain pizza parlor]]. His response to the murderous animatronics? Beat all the haunted animatronics into scrap metal with a baseball bat. (The Commander's been a good influence on that boy.) [[note]]He also got fired for doing so, [[RunningGag but night guards at that place have been fired for less.]][[/note]]

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/well-maybe-if-you-tried-talking-to-the-robots Jared got a job at]] [[FiveNightsAtFreddys a certain pizza parlor]]. His response to the murderous animatronics? Beat all the haunted animatronics into scrap metal with a baseball bat. (The Commander's been a good influence on that boy.) [[note]]He also got fired for doing so, [[RunningGag but night guards at that place have been fired for less.]][[/note]]

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/well-maybe-if-you-tried-talking-to-the-robots Jared got a job at]] [[FiveNightsAtFreddys a certain pizza parlor]]. His response to the murderous animatronics? Beat all the haunted animatronics into scrap metal with a baseball bat. (The Commander's been a good influence on that boy.)[[note]]This gets him fired, [[RunningGag but night guards in that place have been fired for less...]][[/note]]

* Jared got a job at [[FiveNightsAtFreddys a certain pizza parlor]]. His response to the murderous animatronics? Beat all the haunted animatronics into scrap metal with a baseball bat. (The Commander's been a good influence on that boy.)

* Jared got a job at [[FiveNightsAtFreddys a certain pizza parlor]]. His response to the murderous animatronics? Beat all the haunted animatronics into scrap metal with a baseball bat. (The Commander's been a good influence on that boy.)

-->'''Commander:''' '''CORRECT ON BOTH COUNTS, JONES.'''

* While [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/lets-get-down-to-business Jet's raptor squad]] is pretty damn "radical" by itself, Ace [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ace-goes-full-liquid-snake dressing them in "tiny bespoke tuxedos"]] mere seconds after Jet's squad came into contact with the hotel is more radical.

* While [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/lets-get-down-to-business Jet's raptor squad]] is pretty damn "radical" by itself, Ace [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ace-goes-full-liquid-snake dressing them in "tiny bespoke tuxedo"]] mere seconds after Jet's squad came into contact with the hotel is more radical.

* The Commander's [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/sometimes-trendy-james-dean-hair-just-isnt-worth-it nonchalance at getting his head on fire.]]

-->'''Commander:''' It ain't about me hittin' him, it's about him knowin' they're gonna let me.

* The Commander managed to get Marketing to agree to let him [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/in-the-home-stretch-now punch the Admiral.]] Once. No strings attached. ''At a time of his choosing''. Preferably in a public place. And he's ''saving'' it for later. As mentioned many times by fans, the Admiral (who's admittedly a bit of a dick) is going to be looking over his shoulder every time he and the Commander are in the same room.

* There's something impressive with how Commander Badass is derailing his handlers' plans for him by [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/non-violent-protest being incredibly emotionally stable.]] The white rebellion is just a cherry on top.

* The Commander managed to get Marketing to agree to let him [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/in-the-home-stretch-now punch the Admiral.]] Once. No strings attached. ''At a time of his choosing''. Preferably in a public place. And he's ''saving'' it for later. As mentioned many times by fans, the Admiral (who's admittedly a bit of a dick) is going to be looking over his shoulder every time he and the Commander are in the same room.

* Commander's reason for allowing his daughter to [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-tale-of-commanders-irrational-millipede-phobia buy a milliped]]. Best Parent Ever!

* One of the very first strips has an unusual [[DidNotDoTheResearch crowning moment of bad employment placement,]] when a [[BioShock Big Brother]] is put in charge of a day care center. Gentle, caring, loving... until [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge the parents come to pick up their kids.]]

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1194 Commander Badass shows how to "Moon Tiara Magic" this bull.]]

** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1112 "I didn't know... I didn't know he was a laser fish."]]

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1112 "I didn't know... I didn't know he was a laser fish."]]

* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1112"I didn't know... I didn't know he was a laser fish."]]