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* NoEnding: The last thing to happen in Dirty Potter 3 is that [[spoiler:Dumbledore's body is found, but Jim Dale isn't able to actually pronounce his name, gives up and just sings something completely unrelated until the audio fades out.]]
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* {{Fartillery}}: The aforementioned ass-blasting, strong enough to send people into other dimensions
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* TeenyWeenie: Ron has one of these but it doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms constantly.
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* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: While their ages are never brought up, Harry and his friends may be as young as ''second year students'' as Ron brings up his sister in ''Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2''. And then there's Christopher Robin who regularly has orgies with the [[BestialityIsDepraved animals]] and [[ScrewYourself himself]].
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* NegativeSpaceWedgie: The semen singularity in "Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 3".
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* StylisticSuck: The end of Fuckbeak & Friends Chapter 3, [[spoiler:narrated by Stephen Fry.]]
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** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood.]]
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** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood. He also survived Pooh's assembly from hell by attempting to escape using hacking, noclipping through the floor and being banned by Jim Dale.]]
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** The "POIK"/"OCK" sound effect almost always shows up somewhere.
** The "Yeah!" Guy.
** The "POIK"/"OCK" sound effect almost always shows up somewhere.
** The "Yeah!" Guy.
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** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels. One example is [[Music/FryderykChopin Chopin's]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styBciYL_jA Grande vaise Brillante in Eb Major]]'' being played over Harry eating Hermione out.
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** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels. One example is [[Music/FryderykChopin Chopin's]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styBciYL_jA Grande vaise valse Brillante in Eb Major]]'' being played over Harry eating Hermione out.
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** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels.
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** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels. One example is [[Music/FryderykChopin Chopin's]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styBciYL_jA Grande vaise Brillante in Eb Major]]'' being played over Harry eating Hermione out.
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->''Warning: This audiobook series contains [[ClusterFBomb strong language]], [[{{Squick}} filthy contents]], swear words, [[IncestIsRelative incest]], [[CountryMatters violent cunnilingus]], [[MostAnnoyingSound sound effects almost too annoyingly stupid to think about]], rather crude ToiletHumor, excessive racism, [[SeinfeldianConversation pointless rambling dialogue]], [[OverlyLongGag terrible, drawn-out, stupid, not-funny jokes that carry on far too long]]. ([[OnceAnEpisode Yeah!]]) [[Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned Listener perversion is advised.]]''
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->''Warning: This audiobook series contains [[ClusterFBomb strong language]], [[{{Squick}} language, filthy contents]], contents, swear words, [[IncestIsRelative incest]], [[CountryMatters incest, violent cunnilingus]], [[MostAnnoyingSound cunnilingus, sound effects almost too annoyingly stupid to think about]], about, rather crude ToiletHumor, excessive racism, [[SeinfeldianConversation pointless rambling dialogue]], [[OverlyLongGag dialogue, terrible, drawn-out, stupid, not-funny jokes that carry on far too long]]. ([[OnceAnEpisode Yeah!]]) [[Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned long. (Yeah!) Listener perversion is advised.]]''''
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* SelfInsertFic: Parodied with Jim Dale, the narrator, actually appearing in both Dirty Potter and Dirty the Pooh as a character akin to a MemeticSexGod, with several characters dreaming of going to bed with him. Not quite a pure example, since it is actually a remix of Jim Dale rather than an actual reading, but it still counts.
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* SelfInsertFic: Parodied with Jim Dale, the narrator, actually appearing in both Dirty Potter and Dirty the Pooh as a character akin to a MemeticSexGod, with several characters dreaming of going to bed with him. Not quite a pure example, since it is actually a remix of Jim Dale rather than an actual reading, but it still counts.
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Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by Jim Dale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody."
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Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by Jim Dale, JimDale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody."
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* EvenEvilHasStandards: During the "KKK" segment of "Fuckbeak and Friends Ch. 2", Hagrid tells Harry "niggers should be put down". Hermione is outraged at this, yelling "How could you say that? I want niggers to fuck off back to Africa instead!"
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*** And the moon falling falling out of the sky is a reference to ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''.
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*** Part 2 ups the ante with music from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'', ''UsagiDrop'', and ''{{Trigun}}: Badlands Rumble'', and a direct audio reference to ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' during Harry's DespairEventHorizon, amongst others.
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*** Part 2 ups the ante with music from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'', ''UsagiDrop'', ''Manga/BunnyDrop'', and ''{{Trigun}}: ''Manga/{{Trigun}}: Badlands Rumble'', and a direct audio reference to ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' during Harry's DespairEventHorizon, amongst others.
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** A deleted scene features yet another overly long gag of someone's arse (i.e. Ron's) exploding, involving a pseudo countdown sequence to said explosion. What was the countdown? [[spoiler: [[{{Lost}} 4 8 15 16 23 42]]]]
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** Fuckbeak & Friends uses music from ''EternalSonata'', ''TheEndOfEvangelion'', and ''Baccano''.
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** Fuckbeak & Friends uses music from ''EternalSonata'', ''TheEndOfEvangelion'', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]'', and ''Baccano''.
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** Another deleted scene features [[OverlyLongGag Tigger burping for almost two minutes]]. Near the end of the scene, a split-second frame appears saying "It's like FamilyGuy!"
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* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Exaggerated to the furthest logical extreme in Fuckbeak & Friends Part 3, where, after Ginny and Hermione randomly start having sex in the middle of class, Harry finds it so erotic that his resulting bout of masturbation ''destroys the fabric of space and time''.
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* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: In Fuckbeak & Friends chapter 3, [[spoiler:one of the alternate universes explored is one where Dirty Potter is narrated by Stephen Fry. In-universe, it's regarded as inferior to the original.]]
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** There are also shoutouts to fellow pooper Waldfield's poops. If you've seen the man's work, you'll find them instantly. Otherwise, the joke will fall on flat ears. Recently, Waldfield returned the favor in [[http://www.dirtypotter.com/waldfield/wordpress/?p=35 his recollection of his time in the police force.]]
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* ApprovalOfGod: Creator/DanielRadcliffe [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXN1xDy03K4 is apparently a fan of the series]] (comment section)
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* TooSoon: "Harry took a deep breath, and plunged his face into the toilet. And it was blissful oblivion; better than [[WarOnTerror September Eleventh]]."
** [[OnceAnEpisode [Giggles are heard in the background]]]
** [[OnceAnEpisode [Giggles are heard in the background]]]
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* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: Harry faps so hard that he ends up doing this at the end of Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 3.
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* ArtifactTitle: Subverted with "Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2" - [[spoiler: it is revealed at two points that Fuckbeak was watching all the events of the chapter]].
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* ArtifactTitle: Subverted with "Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2" - [[spoiler: it is revealed at two points that Fuckbeak was watching all the events of the chapter]]. As of chapter 3, however, Fuckbeak himself has served more as an audience surrogate character playing the witness to the ensuing events, outside of his usual routine of deviance.
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The series currently spans four episodes: "Dirty Potter and the [[ItWasHisSled Snape Murders Dumbledore]]"; "Dirty Potter and the [[ParallelPornTitles Deathly Farts]]", "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", and "[[PunnyName Fuckbeak]][[note]]a stand-in for the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Buckbeak[[/note]] & Friends". The team has also created "Dirty Barack", a splicing of UsefulNotes/BarackObama 's "The Audacity of Hope", "Dirty PeterPan and the Long Black Penis of Evil", and "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Dirty the Pooh]] and the Hundred Acre Shitpile".
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--> '''Eeyore''' : "That's very kind of you. Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side of the forest. More chewy on the whole. Not the grass, but my donkey ass. Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. *sighs* A week ago last Thursday there was this hedgehog. The hedgehog-"
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--> '''Eeyore''' : "That's very kind of you. Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side of the forest. More chewy on the whole. Not the grass, but for my donkey ass. Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. *sighs* A week ago last Thursday there was this hedgehog. The hedgehog-"
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* NoFairCheating: In chapter 3 of Dirty the Pooh, [[spoiler: Ron, to escape the demon spiders after being blasted into the 100 Acre Wood, tries to noclip and fly away, but falls through the floor, whereupon Jim Dale permabans him.]]
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The series currently spans four episodes: "Dirty Potter and the [[ItWasHisSled Snape Murders Dumbledore]]"; "Dirty Potter and the [[ParallelPornTitles Deathly Farts]]", "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", and "[[PunnyName Fuckbeak]][[note]]a stand-in for the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Buckbeak[[/note]] & Friends". The team has also created "Dirty Barack", a splicing of BarackObama 's "The Audacity of Hope", "Dirty PeterPan and the Long Black Penis of Evil", and "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Dirty the Pooh]] and the Hundred Acre Shitpile".
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[[caption-width-right:181:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BGUrLg9t8 "So, listen to Dirty Potter audiobooks at dirtypotter.CUM!!, or Jim Dale will spray his CUM!! in your motherfucking face."]]]]
->''Warning: This audiobook series contains [[ClusterFBomb strong language]], [[{{Squick}} filthy contents]], swear words, [[IncestIsRelative incest]], [[CountryMatters violent cunnilingus]], [[MostAnnoyingSound sound effects almost too annoyingly stupid to think about]], rather crude ToiletHumor, excessive racism, [[SeinfeldianConversation pointless rambling dialogue]], [[OverlyLongGag terrible, drawn-out, stupid, not-funny jokes that carry on far too long]]. ([[OnceAnEpisode Yeah!]]) [[Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned Listener perversion is advised.]]''
-->--Intro to '''Fuckbeak & Friends: Chapter 1'''
Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by Jim Dale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody."
The series currently spans four episodes: "Dirty Potter and the [[ItWasHisSled Snape Murders Dumbledore]]"; "Dirty Potter and the [[ParallelPornTitles Deathly Farts]]", "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", and "[[PunnyName Fuckbeak]][[note]]a stand-in for the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Buckbeak[[/note]] & Friends". The team has also created "Dirty Barack", a splicing of BarackObama 's "The Audacity of Hope", "Dirty PeterPan and the Long Black Penis of Evil", and "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Dirty the Pooh]] and the Hundred Acre Shitpile".
Oh, and it has nothing to do with a Harry Potter / DirtyHarry crossover.
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!!''Dirty Potter'' provides examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Ron is particularly prone to this. Whenever anyone does, it's almost always in front of someone else.
** The warning at the start of "A Very Dirty Potter Christmas" encourages the listener to do this.
* AHellOfATime: "But nobody minded. Because they all went to burn in Hell forever. Which was much more exciting."
* AnythingThatMoves: ''Everybody''
--> '''Ron.''' Hagrid'll fuck anything if it stands still long enough, eh?
--> '''Hagrid.''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what your little sister said!]]
* {{Angrish}}: "He pulled the pieces of brown poo out of his ass without looking at them, [and] tucked them away in Hagrid's mouth. 'Phah-mphszvyy-hwa! Oy!' said Hagrid, indignantly."
** "Wendy had a face full of hot poop. She was frightfully furious! 'Nyarargh!' she said, and gagged."
* ApocalypseHow: [[spoiler: Class X when Pooh's satanic farts blow up the planet during the Stinkpocalypse.]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From the Dirty the Pooh outtakes: "Zombies poured from the underworld banging their heads to immensely heavy metal and looked like they meant business and went back to the desk, sat down, and started selling vibrators. *{{beat}}* But at horribly inflated prices!"
* AscendedMeme: "Then Christopher Robin beat his fucking fist in Eeyore's face so violently that he ejaculated a golden shower of fucking pineapples.".
-->Yeah!
** "And Ron was ass-blasted off his feet so forcefully, he shot straight into another fucking dimension."
* APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy: Of the fabulous farty, pee, and poo variety.
* ArtifactTitle: Subverted with "Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2" - [[spoiler: it is revealed at two points that Fuckbeak was watching all the events of the chapter]].
* AuthorAppeal: Many of the characters are seen playing with shit in a variety of ways that would make a janitor run in horror. WordOfGod is that most of this is because of his obsession with fart and poop jokes going all the way back to his childhood.
-->''On an old Nickelodeon 3D Movie Maker video [=DPO=] dug up from when he was 13, which contains copious amounts of green slime repurposed as poop''
-->'''IMMAOILMAN''': So, the waves of evil smelling green ass juice carried itself over into Dirty Potter as a vestige of your childhood.\\
'''dirtypottertube''': woah i never even thought about this but you're 100% right. be my therapist?
* AuthorExistenceFailure: Parodied in-universe when [[spoiler: Pooh holds up the head of David Benedictus, the writer for Return to the Hundred Acre Wood]]. [=DPO=] actually listened to the whole book and hated it, hence his revenge against the author (he thought it read like a fan fiction and that the new character, Lottie the Otter, reeked of MarySue.)
* BadAss: Would you believe in Dirty the Pooh it's [[spoiler: [[{{Keet}} Tigger]]?]]
** (After ten minutes of KillEmAll violence and destruction) "BOR-ING!"
** [[spoiler:[[BigBad Pooh]]]] also deserves mention, as after Tigger says this, he simply glares at him, saying '[[NWordPrivileges Nigger please]]' and proceeds to pick up a baby rabbit and eat its head for no good reason.
* BlatantLies: Chapter 3: In which nothing happens at all. Really! I promise!
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: There doesn't seem to be a set morality as to how evil or how good a person is. Everyone is so focused on having massive orgies and orgasms that they don't seem to mind how evil someone [[spoiler:such as Pooh after his DealWithTheDevil]] is as long as they get what they want. The only person having considered to have crossed the line is Fuckbeak after his NoodleIncident in Hogwarts.
* BrickJoke: [[spoiler: JK Rowling's fart is mentioned in Dirty Potter 3 as blowing Ron into another dimension. He then gets blown into the hundred acre wood in Dirty the Pooh 3]].
* ClusterFBomb: Should go without saying by now, but special mention goes to Pooh's hum at the end of Dirty the Pooh, Chapter 1. It sort of [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] the events of chapter 3.
-->"If you want to shit, you must put it into Piglet. And the shit, which is shitty, if it's shitty in the shit. And you'll know when you have shitted how much shit you can shit, yes you'll know what the amount is, and so therefore, [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash you will DIE!!!]]]] And I hope that you enjoy it..."
** And Harry's outburst when he enters the bathroom in Dirty Potter 2.
** Tigger's long Fuck You streak in Dirty the Pooh 2:
-->And Tigger emitting a ferocious "Fuck You, Eeyore, Fuck You, Long-Ears, [[OverlyLongGag Fuck You, Owl]]... and, especially, Fuck You, Jim Dale."
** The ending of the original Dirty Potter:
-->[[spoiler:"Bloody fucking Snape fucking murders fucking bloody faggot fat lady cumming faggot cunt shit jerking off cum bloody black half-blood cunt bulging butt fudge flaming gay explosion POO! bosom gag hardon warts jerking his tit sperm buttock farty golden shower ballsack beat it ugly little butt pirate tight behind farting poo spurted pulsating slightly damp, moldy, smelling bush CONSTIPATION SENSATION Dumbledore jerking off uncontrollably in a pool of his own blood."]]
* CoitusEnsues: Surprisingly averted. Despite almost every other form of sex imaginable happening without prompt, plain old penis-to-vagina intercourse never happens. At best it's contemplated, but never acted upon due to the apparently dangerous drawbacks. As expected, it's because "[[RuleOfFunny gay stuff is funnier]]"
* ContentWarnings: Played with as with this page's quote but subverted with the intro the ''Fuckbeak & Friends'' Chapter 2.
-->Warning. This audiobook series contains a humongous pile of BlahBlahBlah whatever it was. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off.]]
* CountryMatters
* DarkerAndEdgier: Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3, ''and how.'' Unsuprisingly, it was inspired by "too much [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion evangelion]]"
** Another reason is because the creator wanted to absolutely ruin Winnie the Pooh for everyone. He thought Rule 34 wasn't enough, so he used Rule 666 instead.
** According to WordOfGod, he put in the Satanic references because he found out he had some Christian fans and wanted to troll them. His stated goal is to alienate as many people as possible, [[TheAristocrats Aristocrats style]].
* DealWithTheDevil: WordOfGod says that Pooh sold his soul for honey. And porn. Gay porn.
* DeathFromAbove: Mentioned by name when the Great Flaming Meteors of Shit rain down on the Hundred Acre Wood.
* DepravedBisexual: EVERYONE
* DepravedHomosexual: Anyone who isn't bisexual.
* DisneyDeath: [[ItWasHisSled Snape murders Dumbledore]] in ''Dirty Potter 1'' multiple times (it was made soon after the 6th book came out), but he's revealed to be alive and [[RunningGag murdered again]] by Snape in ''Dirty Potter 3'', though Jim Dale can't pronounce his name.
* DummiedOut: An early version of Dirty Potter 3 existed with several changed lines. Among other things, Creator/LRonHubbard and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush were going to come into the class along with Jim Dale, and J. K. Rowling would have commented, "I must have passed a dozen feces and farties on my way here" after the assblasting. Some of this content was eventually worked into later splicings.
* EarthShatteringKaboom: The ending of Dirty The Pooh, leading to a RocksFallEveryoneDies, although [[spoiler: Tigger, Christopher Robin and Jim Dale]] somehow survive.
** Jim Dale most likely survives because he is the one who is narrating, and is likely to be [[SelfInsertFic bending the logic in his favor.]]
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Piglet dreams of going to bed with Jim Dale and making love with his hot strong body. [[spoiler: Tigger lives through the Stinkpocalypse and gets to fuck with Jim Dale]]
* EveryoneHasLotsOfSex: They can even do this constantly for almost forty days and forty nights!
* EveryoneIsBi
** DepravedBisexual
* EvilLaugh: The cackle at mentioning 9-11 in Dirty Potter 2 counts, but most obvious is the slowed-down version of the same laugh in Dirty Potter 3:
-->'''Jim Dale''': "Haha! Enjoy your fucking holidays, you enormous faggoty faggots. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!"
* EyeScream: [[spoiler: Pooh melting Piglet's eyes like marshmallows.]]
* {{Fartillery}}: The aforementioned ass-blasting, strong enough to send people into other dimensions
* FoodPorn: The detailed descriptions of food common in the Harry Potter books are parodied in ''Dirty Potter 3'' with Jim Dale describing "mountains of shit in every flavor you could think of".
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Extremely blatant in the ending of Dirty the Pooh Chapter 1 and the title of Chapter 2, although it was hard to tell if they were serious before Chapter 3 came out.
* FreudianSlip:
--> "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party. Chapter Poo...* ahem* , I mean, two"
* GagPenis: "J. K., Rowling and Jim Dale both groped [Harry's] gigantic cock, at least twelve feet long, and [[CaptainObvious easily the largest for miles around.]]"
** Jim Dale's "fucking huge, immensely long, hairy, wrinkled, old man boner."
*** It's also been described as an "[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft epic level, Superb Magic Wizard Staff of Homomancy, with + 1 anal penetration]]."
** [[UpToEleven "And Hagrid's big lumpy package swelled to the size of Hogwarts."]] He IS a half-giant, after all.
*** In Fuckbeak and Friends, Hagrid admires his 16ft long boner and processes to whack off.
* GainaxEnding: Dirty The Pooh part 3. Again, came from [=EVA=].
** Also Dirty Peter Pan, with Jim Dale abruptly stopping the story to talk about his experience in England as a.... "Nigger Train."
* GeniusLoci: [[spoiler:The Hundred-Acre Wood after Pooh begins assembly...FROM HELL!]]
* GroinAttack: After being sent to hell, [[spoiler: Jesus Christ circumcises Christopher Robin's foreskin with his teeth.]]
* HaveAGayOldTime: PlayedForLaughs in that the particular occurrence of the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag stems from quote-mining a moment from the US version of ''Order of the Phoenix'', which meant that Ron exclaimed something.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: J. K. Rowling.
* [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Horsemen Of The Stinkpocalypse]]: One of the last crises brought on by Pooh's assembly.
* [[IconicItem Iconic Sound]]: The skeet noise. Came from taking the "-ock" from "locking up Stan Shuntpike".
** [[AvertedTrope Although it's nowhere to be found]] in Dirty the Pooh chapter 3, it's none the worse for it.
* InadvertentEntranceCue: The sounds preceding Christopher Robin's first appearance in Dirty The Pooh chapter 1.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: L'''ock'''ing
* InteractiveNarrator: You can even have sex with him!
* [[TheyJustDidntCare Jim Dale Just Didn't Care]]: Invoked for laughs - Jim Dale warns the listener that Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2 contains, "A humongous pile of blah-blah-blah, whatever it was. Fuck off!".
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Pooh uses a "ginormous ninja sword" to [[spoiler:cut up Roo's body.]]
* KillEmAll: [[spoiler: Dirty The Pooh Chapter 3]]
* LateArrivalSpoiler: The First Dirty Potter makes constant jokes of The Half-Blood Prince's Infamous mass spoiling of [[ItWasHisSled Professor Snape Killing Dumbledore]], right down to naming the first part "Dirty Potter and The Snape Kills Dumbledore".
* {{Machinima}}: A GarrysMod adaptation was produced for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdkgM7OhUE the first four minutes of Deathly Farts]].
* MadeOfIron
** Tigger takes on [[spoiler:Pooh's assembly from hell]] and shrugs off the pain, declaring it all "BORING".
** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood.]]
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: In Dirty the Pooh 3, [[spoiler:Pooh eats Piglet alive. Piglet's response? "Ow!"]]
* MickeyMousing: Jim Dale does this with the music in the intro to the first Dirty the Pooh, and briefly does it in Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter One where Ron's "ejaculation" is synched up with the background music.
** He also does it in an alternate intro to Dirty the Pooh, with sound effects synched up to the theme song.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: "Very fat homosexual bulldyke midget Jewish handicapped Nazi nigger dick."
** Also the "more than one hundred very special retarded tyrannosauruses with massive Asperger's and Down's Syndrome" in Dirty the Pooh 3.
** "Big bearded gay Jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography."
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Invoked; as noted above, the Jim Dale of ''Dirty Potter'' and the actual Jim Dale are said to be separate entities.
* NoFourthWall: Jim Dale not only narrates, but also freely has sex with the characters and narrates it. He also yells at listeners for liking Dirty Potter.
* NonindicativeName: Despite the title of Chapter One of Dirty the Pooh being "In Which Rabbit Stuffs Almost Everything Right in His Ass and a Stupid Black Nigger Goes Poopoo In Bed," none of these events actually happen.
** Likewise, chapter two is subtitled "In Which Winnie The Pooh's Large And Extremely Dangerous Ass Farts Directly In All The Animals' Stupid Faces... and [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Everybody Dies]]!". A third chapter was released several weeks later.
*** Its subtitle: "[[BlatantLies In Which Nothing Happens At All. Really. I Promise!]]" The actual events: [[spoiler:Basically the subtitle to Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2. Pooh's large and extremely dangerous ass does fart, and everybody dies (and goes to burn in hell forever, which is much more exciting.)]]
** The titular 'Long Black Penis of Evil' does not appear in Dirty Peter Pan.
** The title of the first chapter of Dirty Potter 4 is "Fuckbeak the Hippogriff and the Extremely Arousing Fucking Huge Diarrhea Bathtime." Although part of it takes place in a bathroom, there is no actual bath of diarrhea. Until Part 2, anyway.
*** Finally averted in chapter 2, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, My Dick Goes Where You Poo!", where anal sex occurs in the very beginning.
* NoodleIncident: "For Owl, a testicle case, in case he lost his testicles. Because- oh, well, it would take too long to explain."
** Fuckbeak's expulsion from Hogwarts was apparently so horrific that Jim Dale himself is disallowed from retelling it. What he says about Fuckbeak turning all of the students gay and dying in the process is just a cover story.
* NWordPrivileges: Jim Dale freely drops the N-bomb whenever he feels like it.
** It's revealed in "Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2" that Jim Dale enjoys the word because of "how offensive it is to minorities".
* OncePerEpisode: The "Yeah" Guy.
* OverlyLongGag: Pretty much any of the skeet sequences, but the overly long sequence in particular is when Jim Dale can't seem to pronounce Dumbledore's name.
** And learn, and learn, and learn, and fart, and learn, and learn, and cum, and learn, and [[WrittenSoundEffect POIK]], and learn, and [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap]], and learn, and spurt, and learn, and skeet, and learn, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice fuck underage wizards]], and learn and, jack it, and learn, and LOL, and learn, and '''POO''', and learn, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and...[[note]]I had a wonderful time doing that.[[/note]]
** Then, it got even hotter. Christopher Robin was too hot for his own good. Then, one day, which some say was the hottest yet and others said was the hottest ever since time began, [[spoiler: it got even hotter.]][[note]]Then, one day, it got even hotter, so very hot that all the animals, got even hotter.[[/note]]
** One of the deleted scenes from Dirty The Pooh involved Tigger letting out a very long, loud burp. [[http://www.dirtypotter.com/super_tigger_burp_64.mp3 The author gets really, really creative with the sound editing techniques]].
** Basically the entire second half of Dirty Peter Pan. "Or he could..."
* OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope: Parodied at the end of several of the parts.
--> '''Jim Dale''': "Neither this audiobook nor any portion of it may be injected as heroin or rolled up and smoked in a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis big... Fat... Blunt...]] ''cough'' Without prior written authorization from faggot bitch nigger [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]."
** It was originally supposed to say "Justin Bieber", but [=DPO=] felt that people should try and forget about him.
* ParentalIncest: "I said '[[IHateYouVampireDad Fuck you, kind parents]] for giving me buttsex [[RapeAndSwitch to make me gay]].'"
* [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Politically Incorrect]] [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Person]]: EVERYONE. But you can't get really offended since it's just so ridiculous and everyone is a target. It's like the YouTubePoop version of TheAristocrats.
* {{Prequel}}: ''Fuckbeak & Friends'' takes place before ''Dirty Potter and the Snape Murders Dumbledore''.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "BAD MAN SHIT! BAD MAN SHIT!"
** "1001 ways for spraying Christopher Robin with...RICH...DAMP...SHIT!"
** TWEET! TWEET! MOTHER! FUCKING! TWEET! TWEET!
* PissTakeRap: In Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2 Jim Dale performs one.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Most of the humor is derived from this. But the creators are straight allies and even have gay and trans fans. [=DPO=] says they focus on gay sex because quote "gay stuff is funnier".
* QuoteMine: Most of the dirtier terms come as a result of this, such as the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag.
* [[RamblingOldManMonologue Rambling Monologue]]: Subverted in Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2.
--> '''Eeyore''' : "That's very kind of you. Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side of the forest. More chewy on the whole. Not the grass, but my donkey ass. Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. *sighs* A week ago last Thursday there was this hedgehog. The hedgehog-"
--> '''Christopher Robin''' : "Nobody cares, Eeyore."
* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. Or at least that's the cover story; the real reason is apparently ''much'' more horrifying.
** Also, see the ParentalIncest note.
* RasputinianDeath: It takes an EarthShatteringKaboom for all of the animals in Dirty the Pooh 3 to finally die, despite all of the horrors and pains they are put through by Pooh.
** [[spoiler:Christopher Robin (save for a dent in his face), Tigger,]] and Jim Dale however, survive the whole ordeal. Ron survives too by noclipping himself until he got banned. WordOfGod says he was forced into the void again when Jim Dale banned him. He is alive, but his current location is unknown.
* {{Rule34}}: The picture at the beginning of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BGUrLg9t8 Dirty Potter 1, 2, and 3!]] and everything in the Dirty the Pooh trailer.
** Mentioned in the Dirty Potter 4 teaser trailer. Apparently, it never sounded this good.
* RuleOfFunny: Much of the [[YouFailPhysicsForever physics]], [[YouFailBiologyForever anatomy]], [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex sexual positions]] and [[WritersCannotDoMath math]] are logically impossible. That's why it's hilarious.
* RunningGag: "Snape murders Dumbledore" and "Ron ejaculated" from DP1.
** AND, FOR SOME STRANGE REASON
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Jim Dale's rant at the end of Dirty Potter 3, again halfway through Dirty the Pooh, and again in Fuckbeak and Friends.
* SelfDeprecation: The warning at the start of Fuckbeak And Friends.
* SelfInsertFic: Parodied with Jim Dale, the narrator, actually appearing in both Dirty Potter and Dirty the Pooh as a character akin to a MemeticSexGod, with several characters dreaming of going to bed with him. Not quite a pure example, since it is actually a remix of Jim Dale rather than an actual reading, but it still counts.
* SerialEscalation: Each successive episode further pushes the boundaries of how positively disgusting and impossible the "sex" Jim Dale narrates gets.
** 666 fire breathing penises, anyone?
** Fuckbeak was expelled from Hogwarts for basically being the sickest of sick fucks. In this universe, that's saying something.
* SeriousBusiness: [=DirtyPotterOfficial=] was '''not''' happy about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzYUY2nT0E0&feature=related the closure of the old forums.]]
* ShapedLikeItself:
--> '''Jim Dale''' : There were 142 gigantic-size feces piles that smelled of cabbage-smelling cabbage, with the delicious smell of fucking farty old cabbage.
* ShoutOut: The line about Professor Umbridge shitting on her face in DP1 is a reference to Tubgirl.
** In Dirty Peter Pan, when Peter is contemplating how to make it up to Wendy after shitting on her, two of the options mentioned are "He could Goatse twenty times until the devil dropped out" and "He could listen to Dirty Potter."
*** Dirty the Pooh Chapter Two features an almost word-for-word transition of Tigger's rant from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkCElVcZGw Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh]].
** There are also shoutouts to fellow pooper Waldfield's poops. If you've seen the man's work, you'll find them instantly. Otherwise, the joke will fall on flat ears. Recently, Waldfield returned the favor in [[http://www.dirtypotter.com/waldfield/wordpress/?p=35 his recollection of his time in the police force.]]
** Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3 has a mention of the Four Horsemen of the Stinkpocalypse riding on horses made from "the devil's shit and wank." This is, given DP's fondness for it, likely a reference to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA& The Wanky Shit Demon]].
*** And the moon falling falling out of the sky is a reference to ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkElXh1ADEo The disc of the Dirty Potter perfect collection]] ('''NSFW''') features a shoutout to ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', of all things.
*** The Ode To Joy rendition was another ShoutOut to EVA. Why yes, DirtyPotterOfficial ''does'' happen to be a fan, why do you ask?
** A deleted scene features yet another overly long gag of someone's arse (i.e. Ron's) exploding, involving a pseudo countdown sequence to said explosion. What was the countdown? [[spoiler: [[{{Lost}} 4 8 15 16 23 42]]]]
** Another deleted scene features [[OverlyLongGag Tigger burping for almost two minutes]]. Near the end of the scene, a split-second frame appears saying "It's like FamilyGuy!"
** Fuckbeak & Friends uses music from ''EternalSonata'', ''TheEndOfEvangelion'', and ''Baccano''.
*** Part 2 ups the ante with music from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'', ''UsagiDrop'', and ''{{Trigun}}: Badlands Rumble'', and a direct audio reference to ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' during Harry's DespairEventHorizon, amongst others.
** ''Fuckbeak & Friends Chapter 2'' makes a direct reference to a certain WhamLine in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey''. [[MachineMonotone You know the one.]]
*** In the same chapter, Jim Dale breaks down in much the same way the Colonel did in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''.
** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irs44T24WfA Jim Dale Pierces the Heavens]]'', a segment that [=DPO=] had tried his hardest to work into one of the Dirty Potter videos, but couldn't quite fit into any of them, is a direct reference to ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
* ShutUpHannibal: "Harry, Harry...Harry–" FUCK YOU.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Forum threads were made analyzing the physics and mathematics of Dirty Potter.
** Dirty Potter 4 uses Chopin music, "Because here at Dirty Potter, we're fucking classy like that."
* SoundtrackDissonance: Ode To Joy plays during the catastrophic ending of Dirty The Pooh, a la ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels.
* {{Squick}}: The main intention is to be as Squick as possible. Think [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Scrotey McBoogerballs]].
** In Fuckbeak & Friends, Ron vomits over himself as he witnesses a particularly vile cunnilingus between Harry and Hermione. Considering the standard of sex in this series, this is significant. [[invoked]]
** In chapter 2 of Fuckbeak & Friends, Fuckbeak himself vomits after seeing everyone playing on Hagrid's feces mountain through the window. It doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms, however. [[invoked]]
* StupidStatementDanceMix: "In England, go back all those years, I used to be a [[spoiler:nigger train.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkElXh1ADEo Various lines set to music from]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand''
* TakeThatAudience: Jim Dale stops reading Dirty The Pooh chapter 1 for a minute to go off on a rant on how stupid the whole thing is and how stupid you are for thinking it's funny.
--> '''Jim Dale''' : The awful thing was that you probably thought this was funny. But it isn't. At all. Ever. I'm so done with this bullshit. You're just fucking gay faggots and probably retarded, listening to stupid fucking [[RecycledScript recycled bullshit]] from ''Dirty Potter'' like this is [[EpicFail fail]]. I think that you should go shake your fucking pants and kill yourself instantly. *{{beat}}* Uh- *clears throat* Meanwhile...
** In Fuckbeak and Friends 2, he laments how he's going to have to make more Dirty Potter videos after ranting about how much he hates it.
--> '''Jim Dale''' : And I want to take this opportunity of thanking the thousands of pathetic failures, even worse than I am, for listening all these years. [[SarcasmMode Aww, thank you so much.]] And now, it's time for making ''more'' Dirty Potter audio books. [[SarcasmMode I'm so thrilled about that. Ooh, absolutely wonderful. Fucking fantastic.]]
* TeenyWeenie: Ron has one of these but it doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms constantly.
* ToiletHumor: Taken UpToEleven and had the knob ripped off.
* TooSoon: "Harry took a deep breath, and plunged his face into the toilet. And it was blissful oblivion; better than [[WarOnTerror September Eleventh]]."
** [[OnceAnEpisode [Giggles are heard in the background]]]
* TrilogyCreep: Even though the FAQ refers to Dirty Potter as a trilogy, chapter 1 of Fuckbeak And Friends is occasionally referred to as Dirty Potter 4.
* VoiceOfTheLegion: "I want souls...thousands and thousands of DOOMED SOULS!"
* VulgarHumor: Doesn't even begin to describe it.
* WhamLine: "There, there. Settle down, everybody." said Pooh. "It's time for assembly... [[spoiler:from HELL!]]"
* {{Whatevermancy}}: Homomancy.[[note]]With + 1 Anal Penetration[[/note]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Literally. What happened to the "several frantic mice" trapped inside Harry's butthole at the beginning of Deathly Farts? [[spoiler:According to WordOfGod, "They were crapped out and moved to Tallahassee to start a family and open a gay bar. Nobody has heard from them since."]]
* WhenTreesAttack: [[spoiler:Just one of the many horrors brought by Pooh's assembly. It ends very badly for Rabbit.]]
* AWildRapperAppears: Parodied when Professor [=McGonagall=] raps like Ludacris in ''Dirty Potter 3''.
** Jim Dale raps himself in Fuckbeak & Friends chapter 2 to drown out Hermione's attempt to get the story back on track.
* WriterOnBoard: "Fucking fuck [[Website/YouTube FaggotTube]]; it's for eleven year-old girls and [[CrossesTheLineTwice fucking black niggers. That's right! Youtube sucks cat shit. I really didn't fucking like it.]] I really hated it so violently that it made me gay."
** [[ScrewedByTheNetwork He does have a pretty good reason for hating it.]]
* YouBastard: "The awful thing was that you probably thought this was funny. But it isn't. At all. Ever."
* YouTubePoop: While independent from the mainstream Youtube Poop community, the creator is very well familiar with the phenomenon and has even made a few standard poops himself. Waldfield hosted an interview with him for YouChewPoop.com, in which he asks about the extent to which the Dirty Potter videos qualify as true Youtube Poop. The conclusion was that it should be considered "audio poop".
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''[--(Yeah!)--]''
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[[caption-width-right:181:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BGUrLg9t8 "So, listen to Dirty Potter audiobooks at dirtypotter.CUM!!, or Jim Dale will spray his CUM!! in your motherfucking face."]]]]
->''Warning: This audiobook series contains [[ClusterFBomb strong language]], [[{{Squick}} filthy contents]], swear words, [[IncestIsRelative incest]], [[CountryMatters violent cunnilingus]], [[MostAnnoyingSound sound effects almost too annoyingly stupid to think about]], rather crude ToiletHumor, excessive racism, [[SeinfeldianConversation pointless rambling dialogue]], [[OverlyLongGag terrible, drawn-out, stupid, not-funny jokes that carry on far too long]]. ([[OnceAnEpisode Yeah!]]) [[Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned Listener perversion is advised.]]''
-->--Intro to '''Fuckbeak & Friends: Chapter 1'''
Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by Jim Dale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody."
The series currently spans four episodes: "Dirty Potter and the [[ItWasHisSled Snape Murders Dumbledore]]"; "Dirty Potter and the [[ParallelPornTitles Deathly Farts]]", "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", and "[[PunnyName Fuckbeak]][[note]]a stand-in for the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Buckbeak[[/note]] & Friends". The team has also created "Dirty Barack", a splicing of BarackObama 's "The Audacity of Hope", "Dirty PeterPan and the Long Black Penis of Evil", and "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Dirty the Pooh]] and the Hundred Acre Shitpile".
Oh, and it has nothing to do with a Harry Potter / DirtyHarry crossover.
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!!''Dirty Potter'' provides examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Ron is particularly prone to this. Whenever anyone does, it's almost always in front of someone else.
** The warning at the start of "A Very Dirty Potter Christmas" encourages the listener to do this.
* AHellOfATime: "But nobody minded. Because they all went to burn in Hell forever. Which was much more exciting."
* AnythingThatMoves: ''Everybody''
--> '''Ron.''' Hagrid'll fuck anything if it stands still long enough, eh?
--> '''Hagrid.''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what your little sister said!]]
* {{Angrish}}: "He pulled the pieces of brown poo out of his ass without looking at them, [and] tucked them away in Hagrid's mouth. 'Phah-mphszvyy-hwa! Oy!' said Hagrid, indignantly."
** "Wendy had a face full of hot poop. She was frightfully furious! 'Nyarargh!' she said, and gagged."
* ApocalypseHow: [[spoiler: Class X when Pooh's satanic farts blow up the planet during the Stinkpocalypse.]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From the Dirty the Pooh outtakes: "Zombies poured from the underworld banging their heads to immensely heavy metal and looked like they meant business and went back to the desk, sat down, and started selling vibrators. *{{beat}}* But at horribly inflated prices!"
* AscendedMeme: "Then Christopher Robin beat his fucking fist in Eeyore's face so violently that he ejaculated a golden shower of fucking pineapples.".
-->Yeah!
** "And Ron was ass-blasted off his feet so forcefully, he shot straight into another fucking dimension."
* APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy: Of the fabulous farty, pee, and poo variety.
* ArtifactTitle: Subverted with "Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2" - [[spoiler: it is revealed at two points that Fuckbeak was watching all the events of the chapter]].
* AuthorAppeal: Many of the characters are seen playing with shit in a variety of ways that would make a janitor run in horror. WordOfGod is that most of this is because of his obsession with fart and poop jokes going all the way back to his childhood.
-->''On an old Nickelodeon 3D Movie Maker video [=DPO=] dug up from when he was 13, which contains copious amounts of green slime repurposed as poop''
-->'''IMMAOILMAN''': So, the waves of evil smelling green ass juice carried itself over into Dirty Potter as a vestige of your childhood.\\
'''dirtypottertube''': woah i never even thought about this but you're 100% right. be my therapist?
* AuthorExistenceFailure: Parodied in-universe when [[spoiler: Pooh holds up the head of David Benedictus, the writer for Return to the Hundred Acre Wood]]. [=DPO=] actually listened to the whole book and hated it, hence his revenge against the author (he thought it read like a fan fiction and that the new character, Lottie the Otter, reeked of MarySue.)
* BadAss: Would you believe in Dirty the Pooh it's [[spoiler: [[{{Keet}} Tigger]]?]]
** (After ten minutes of KillEmAll violence and destruction) "BOR-ING!"
** [[spoiler:[[BigBad Pooh]]]] also deserves mention, as after Tigger says this, he simply glares at him, saying '[[NWordPrivileges Nigger please]]' and proceeds to pick up a baby rabbit and eat its head for no good reason.
* BlatantLies: Chapter 3: In which nothing happens at all. Really! I promise!
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: There doesn't seem to be a set morality as to how evil or how good a person is. Everyone is so focused on having massive orgies and orgasms that they don't seem to mind how evil someone [[spoiler:such as Pooh after his DealWithTheDevil]] is as long as they get what they want. The only person having considered to have crossed the line is Fuckbeak after his NoodleIncident in Hogwarts.
* BrickJoke: [[spoiler: JK Rowling's fart is mentioned in Dirty Potter 3 as blowing Ron into another dimension. He then gets blown into the hundred acre wood in Dirty the Pooh 3]].
* ClusterFBomb: Should go without saying by now, but special mention goes to Pooh's hum at the end of Dirty the Pooh, Chapter 1. It sort of [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] the events of chapter 3.
-->"If you want to shit, you must put it into Piglet. And the shit, which is shitty, if it's shitty in the shit. And you'll know when you have shitted how much shit you can shit, yes you'll know what the amount is, and so therefore, [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash you will DIE!!!]]]] And I hope that you enjoy it..."
** And Harry's outburst when he enters the bathroom in Dirty Potter 2.
** Tigger's long Fuck You streak in Dirty the Pooh 2:
-->And Tigger emitting a ferocious "Fuck You, Eeyore, Fuck You, Long-Ears, [[OverlyLongGag Fuck You, Owl]]... and, especially, Fuck You, Jim Dale."
** The ending of the original Dirty Potter:
-->[[spoiler:"Bloody fucking Snape fucking murders fucking bloody faggot fat lady cumming faggot cunt shit jerking off cum bloody black half-blood cunt bulging butt fudge flaming gay explosion POO! bosom gag hardon warts jerking his tit sperm buttock farty golden shower ballsack beat it ugly little butt pirate tight behind farting poo spurted pulsating slightly damp, moldy, smelling bush CONSTIPATION SENSATION Dumbledore jerking off uncontrollably in a pool of his own blood."]]
* CoitusEnsues: Surprisingly averted. Despite almost every other form of sex imaginable happening without prompt, plain old penis-to-vagina intercourse never happens. At best it's contemplated, but never acted upon due to the apparently dangerous drawbacks. As expected, it's because "[[RuleOfFunny gay stuff is funnier]]"
* ContentWarnings: Played with as with this page's quote but subverted with the intro the ''Fuckbeak & Friends'' Chapter 2.
-->Warning. This audiobook series contains a humongous pile of BlahBlahBlah whatever it was. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off.]]
* CountryMatters
* DarkerAndEdgier: Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3, ''and how.'' Unsuprisingly, it was inspired by "too much [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion evangelion]]"
** Another reason is because the creator wanted to absolutely ruin Winnie the Pooh for everyone. He thought Rule 34 wasn't enough, so he used Rule 666 instead.
** According to WordOfGod, he put in the Satanic references because he found out he had some Christian fans and wanted to troll them. His stated goal is to alienate as many people as possible, [[TheAristocrats Aristocrats style]].
* DealWithTheDevil: WordOfGod says that Pooh sold his soul for honey. And porn. Gay porn.
* DeathFromAbove: Mentioned by name when the Great Flaming Meteors of Shit rain down on the Hundred Acre Wood.
* DepravedBisexual: EVERYONE
* DepravedHomosexual: Anyone who isn't bisexual.
* DisneyDeath: [[ItWasHisSled Snape murders Dumbledore]] in ''Dirty Potter 1'' multiple times (it was made soon after the 6th book came out), but he's revealed to be alive and [[RunningGag murdered again]] by Snape in ''Dirty Potter 3'', though Jim Dale can't pronounce his name.
* DummiedOut: An early version of Dirty Potter 3 existed with several changed lines. Among other things, Creator/LRonHubbard and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush were going to come into the class along with Jim Dale, and J. K. Rowling would have commented, "I must have passed a dozen feces and farties on my way here" after the assblasting. Some of this content was eventually worked into later splicings.
* EarthShatteringKaboom: The ending of Dirty The Pooh, leading to a RocksFallEveryoneDies, although [[spoiler: Tigger, Christopher Robin and Jim Dale]] somehow survive.
** Jim Dale most likely survives because he is the one who is narrating, and is likely to be [[SelfInsertFic bending the logic in his favor.]]
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Piglet dreams of going to bed with Jim Dale and making love with his hot strong body. [[spoiler: Tigger lives through the Stinkpocalypse and gets to fuck with Jim Dale]]
* EveryoneHasLotsOfSex: They can even do this constantly for almost forty days and forty nights!
* EveryoneIsBi
** DepravedBisexual
* EvilLaugh: The cackle at mentioning 9-11 in Dirty Potter 2 counts, but most obvious is the slowed-down version of the same laugh in Dirty Potter 3:
-->'''Jim Dale''': "Haha! Enjoy your fucking holidays, you enormous faggoty faggots. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!"
* EyeScream: [[spoiler: Pooh melting Piglet's eyes like marshmallows.]]
* {{Fartillery}}: The aforementioned ass-blasting, strong enough to send people into other dimensions
* FoodPorn: The detailed descriptions of food common in the Harry Potter books are parodied in ''Dirty Potter 3'' with Jim Dale describing "mountains of shit in every flavor you could think of".
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Extremely blatant in the ending of Dirty the Pooh Chapter 1 and the title of Chapter 2, although it was hard to tell if they were serious before Chapter 3 came out.
* FreudianSlip:
--> "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party. Chapter Poo...* ahem* , I mean, two"
* GagPenis: "J. K., Rowling and Jim Dale both groped [Harry's] gigantic cock, at least twelve feet long, and [[CaptainObvious easily the largest for miles around.]]"
** Jim Dale's "fucking huge, immensely long, hairy, wrinkled, old man boner."
*** It's also been described as an "[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft epic level, Superb Magic Wizard Staff of Homomancy, with + 1 anal penetration]]."
** [[UpToEleven "And Hagrid's big lumpy package swelled to the size of Hogwarts."]] He IS a half-giant, after all.
*** In Fuckbeak and Friends, Hagrid admires his 16ft long boner and processes to whack off.
* GainaxEnding: Dirty The Pooh part 3. Again, came from [=EVA=].
** Also Dirty Peter Pan, with Jim Dale abruptly stopping the story to talk about his experience in England as a.... "Nigger Train."
* GeniusLoci: [[spoiler:The Hundred-Acre Wood after Pooh begins assembly...FROM HELL!]]
* GroinAttack: After being sent to hell, [[spoiler: Jesus Christ circumcises Christopher Robin's foreskin with his teeth.]]
* HaveAGayOldTime: PlayedForLaughs in that the particular occurrence of the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag stems from quote-mining a moment from the US version of ''Order of the Phoenix'', which meant that Ron exclaimed something.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: J. K. Rowling.
* [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Horsemen Of The Stinkpocalypse]]: One of the last crises brought on by Pooh's assembly.
* [[IconicItem Iconic Sound]]: The skeet noise. Came from taking the "-ock" from "locking up Stan Shuntpike".
** [[AvertedTrope Although it's nowhere to be found]] in Dirty the Pooh chapter 3, it's none the worse for it.
* InadvertentEntranceCue: The sounds preceding Christopher Robin's first appearance in Dirty The Pooh chapter 1.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: L'''ock'''ing
* InteractiveNarrator: You can even have sex with him!
* [[TheyJustDidntCare Jim Dale Just Didn't Care]]: Invoked for laughs - Jim Dale warns the listener that Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2 contains, "A humongous pile of blah-blah-blah, whatever it was. Fuck off!".
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Pooh uses a "ginormous ninja sword" to [[spoiler:cut up Roo's body.]]
* KillEmAll: [[spoiler: Dirty The Pooh Chapter 3]]
* LateArrivalSpoiler: The First Dirty Potter makes constant jokes of The Half-Blood Prince's Infamous mass spoiling of [[ItWasHisSled Professor Snape Killing Dumbledore]], right down to naming the first part "Dirty Potter and The Snape Kills Dumbledore".
* {{Machinima}}: A GarrysMod adaptation was produced for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdkgM7OhUE the first four minutes of Deathly Farts]].
* MadeOfIron
** Tigger takes on [[spoiler:Pooh's assembly from hell]] and shrugs off the pain, declaring it all "BORING".
** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood.]]
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: In Dirty the Pooh 3, [[spoiler:Pooh eats Piglet alive. Piglet's response? "Ow!"]]
* MickeyMousing: Jim Dale does this with the music in the intro to the first Dirty the Pooh, and briefly does it in Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter One where Ron's "ejaculation" is synched up with the background music.
** He also does it in an alternate intro to Dirty the Pooh, with sound effects synched up to the theme song.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: "Very fat homosexual bulldyke midget Jewish handicapped Nazi nigger dick."
** Also the "more than one hundred very special retarded tyrannosauruses with massive Asperger's and Down's Syndrome" in Dirty the Pooh 3.
** "Big bearded gay Jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography."
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Invoked; as noted above, the Jim Dale of ''Dirty Potter'' and the actual Jim Dale are said to be separate entities.
* NoFourthWall: Jim Dale not only narrates, but also freely has sex with the characters and narrates it. He also yells at listeners for liking Dirty Potter.
* NonindicativeName: Despite the title of Chapter One of Dirty the Pooh being "In Which Rabbit Stuffs Almost Everything Right in His Ass and a Stupid Black Nigger Goes Poopoo In Bed," none of these events actually happen.
** Likewise, chapter two is subtitled "In Which Winnie The Pooh's Large And Extremely Dangerous Ass Farts Directly In All The Animals' Stupid Faces... and [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Everybody Dies]]!". A third chapter was released several weeks later.
*** Its subtitle: "[[BlatantLies In Which Nothing Happens At All. Really. I Promise!]]" The actual events: [[spoiler:Basically the subtitle to Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2. Pooh's large and extremely dangerous ass does fart, and everybody dies (and goes to burn in hell forever, which is much more exciting.)]]
** The titular 'Long Black Penis of Evil' does not appear in Dirty Peter Pan.
** The title of the first chapter of Dirty Potter 4 is "Fuckbeak the Hippogriff and the Extremely Arousing Fucking Huge Diarrhea Bathtime." Although part of it takes place in a bathroom, there is no actual bath of diarrhea. Until Part 2, anyway.
*** Finally averted in chapter 2, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, My Dick Goes Where You Poo!", where anal sex occurs in the very beginning.
* NoodleIncident: "For Owl, a testicle case, in case he lost his testicles. Because- oh, well, it would take too long to explain."
** Fuckbeak's expulsion from Hogwarts was apparently so horrific that Jim Dale himself is disallowed from retelling it. What he says about Fuckbeak turning all of the students gay and dying in the process is just a cover story.
* NWordPrivileges: Jim Dale freely drops the N-bomb whenever he feels like it.
** It's revealed in "Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2" that Jim Dale enjoys the word because of "how offensive it is to minorities".
* OncePerEpisode: The "Yeah" Guy.
* OverlyLongGag: Pretty much any of the skeet sequences, but the overly long sequence in particular is when Jim Dale can't seem to pronounce Dumbledore's name.
** And learn, and learn, and learn, and fart, and learn, and learn, and cum, and learn, and [[WrittenSoundEffect POIK]], and learn, and [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap]], and learn, and spurt, and learn, and skeet, and learn, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice fuck underage wizards]], and learn and, jack it, and learn, and LOL, and learn, and '''POO''', and learn, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and poop, and jerk, and...[[note]]I had a wonderful time doing that.[[/note]]
** Then, it got even hotter. Christopher Robin was too hot for his own good. Then, one day, which some say was the hottest yet and others said was the hottest ever since time began, [[spoiler: it got even hotter.]][[note]]Then, one day, it got even hotter, so very hot that all the animals, got even hotter.[[/note]]
** One of the deleted scenes from Dirty The Pooh involved Tigger letting out a very long, loud burp. [[http://www.dirtypotter.com/super_tigger_burp_64.mp3 The author gets really, really creative with the sound editing techniques]].
** Basically the entire second half of Dirty Peter Pan. "Or he could..."
* OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope: Parodied at the end of several of the parts.
--> '''Jim Dale''': "Neither this audiobook nor any portion of it may be injected as heroin or rolled up and smoked in a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis big... Fat... Blunt...]] ''cough'' Without prior written authorization from faggot bitch nigger [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]."
** It was originally supposed to say "Justin Bieber", but [=DPO=] felt that people should try and forget about him.
* ParentalIncest: "I said '[[IHateYouVampireDad Fuck you, kind parents]] for giving me buttsex [[RapeAndSwitch to make me gay]].'"
* [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Politically Incorrect]] [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Person]]: EVERYONE. But you can't get really offended since it's just so ridiculous and everyone is a target. It's like the YouTubePoop version of TheAristocrats.
* {{Prequel}}: ''Fuckbeak & Friends'' takes place before ''Dirty Potter and the Snape Murders Dumbledore''.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "BAD MAN SHIT! BAD MAN SHIT!"
** "1001 ways for spraying Christopher Robin with...RICH...DAMP...SHIT!"
** TWEET! TWEET! MOTHER! FUCKING! TWEET! TWEET!
* PissTakeRap: In Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2 Jim Dale performs one.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Most of the humor is derived from this. But the creators are straight allies and even have gay and trans fans. [=DPO=] says they focus on gay sex because quote "gay stuff is funnier".
* QuoteMine: Most of the dirtier terms come as a result of this, such as the "Ron ejaculated" RunningGag.
* [[RamblingOldManMonologue Rambling Monologue]]: Subverted in Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2.
--> '''Eeyore''' : "That's very kind of you. Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side of the forest. More chewy on the whole. Not the grass, but my donkey ass. Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. *sighs* A week ago last Thursday there was this hedgehog. The hedgehog-"
--> '''Christopher Robin''' : "Nobody cares, Eeyore."
* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. Or at least that's the cover story; the real reason is apparently ''much'' more horrifying.
** Also, see the ParentalIncest note.
* RasputinianDeath: It takes an EarthShatteringKaboom for all of the animals in Dirty the Pooh 3 to finally die, despite all of the horrors and pains they are put through by Pooh.
** [[spoiler:Christopher Robin (save for a dent in his face), Tigger,]] and Jim Dale however, survive the whole ordeal. Ron survives too by noclipping himself until he got banned. WordOfGod says he was forced into the void again when Jim Dale banned him. He is alive, but his current location is unknown.
* {{Rule34}}: The picture at the beginning of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BGUrLg9t8 Dirty Potter 1, 2, and 3!]] and everything in the Dirty the Pooh trailer.
** Mentioned in the Dirty Potter 4 teaser trailer. Apparently, it never sounded this good.
* RuleOfFunny: Much of the [[YouFailPhysicsForever physics]], [[YouFailBiologyForever anatomy]], [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex sexual positions]] and [[WritersCannotDoMath math]] are logically impossible. That's why it's hilarious.
* RunningGag: "Snape murders Dumbledore" and "Ron ejaculated" from DP1.
** AND, FOR SOME STRANGE REASON
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Jim Dale's rant at the end of Dirty Potter 3, again halfway through Dirty the Pooh, and again in Fuckbeak and Friends.
* SelfDeprecation: The warning at the start of Fuckbeak And Friends.
* SelfInsertFic: Parodied with Jim Dale, the narrator, actually appearing in both Dirty Potter and Dirty the Pooh as a character akin to a MemeticSexGod, with several characters dreaming of going to bed with him. Not quite a pure example, since it is actually a remix of Jim Dale rather than an actual reading, but it still counts.
* SerialEscalation: Each successive episode further pushes the boundaries of how positively disgusting and impossible the "sex" Jim Dale narrates gets.
** 666 fire breathing penises, anyone?
** Fuckbeak was expelled from Hogwarts for basically being the sickest of sick fucks. In this universe, that's saying something.
* SeriousBusiness: [=DirtyPotterOfficial=] was '''not''' happy about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzYUY2nT0E0&feature=related the closure of the old forums.]]
* ShapedLikeItself:
--> '''Jim Dale''' : There were 142 gigantic-size feces piles that smelled of cabbage-smelling cabbage, with the delicious smell of fucking farty old cabbage.
* ShoutOut: The line about Professor Umbridge shitting on her face in DP1 is a reference to Tubgirl.
** In Dirty Peter Pan, when Peter is contemplating how to make it up to Wendy after shitting on her, two of the options mentioned are "He could Goatse twenty times until the devil dropped out" and "He could listen to Dirty Potter."
*** Dirty the Pooh Chapter Two features an almost word-for-word transition of Tigger's rant from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkCElVcZGw Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh]].
** There are also shoutouts to fellow pooper Waldfield's poops. If you've seen the man's work, you'll find them instantly. Otherwise, the joke will fall on flat ears. Recently, Waldfield returned the favor in [[http://www.dirtypotter.com/waldfield/wordpress/?p=35 his recollection of his time in the police force.]]
** Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3 has a mention of the Four Horsemen of the Stinkpocalypse riding on horses made from "the devil's shit and wank." This is, given DP's fondness for it, likely a reference to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA& The Wanky Shit Demon]].
*** And the moon falling falling out of the sky is a reference to ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkElXh1ADEo The disc of the Dirty Potter perfect collection]] ('''NSFW''') features a shoutout to ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', of all things.
*** The Ode To Joy rendition was another ShoutOut to EVA. Why yes, DirtyPotterOfficial ''does'' happen to be a fan, why do you ask?
** A deleted scene features yet another overly long gag of someone's arse (i.e. Ron's) exploding, involving a pseudo countdown sequence to said explosion. What was the countdown? [[spoiler: [[{{Lost}} 4 8 15 16 23 42]]]]
** Another deleted scene features [[OverlyLongGag Tigger burping for almost two minutes]]. Near the end of the scene, a split-second frame appears saying "It's like FamilyGuy!"
** Fuckbeak & Friends uses music from ''EternalSonata'', ''TheEndOfEvangelion'', and ''Baccano''.
*** Part 2 ups the ante with music from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'', ''UsagiDrop'', and ''{{Trigun}}: Badlands Rumble'', and a direct audio reference to ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' during Harry's DespairEventHorizon, amongst others.
** ''Fuckbeak & Friends Chapter 2'' makes a direct reference to a certain WhamLine in ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey''. [[MachineMonotone You know the one.]]
*** In the same chapter, Jim Dale breaks down in much the same way the Colonel did in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''.
** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irs44T24WfA Jim Dale Pierces the Heavens]]'', a segment that [=DPO=] had tried his hardest to work into one of the Dirty Potter videos, but couldn't quite fit into any of them, is a direct reference to ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
* ShutUpHannibal: "Harry, Harry...Harry–" FUCK YOU.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Forum threads were made analyzing the physics and mathematics of Dirty Potter.
** Dirty Potter 4 uses Chopin music, "Because here at Dirty Potter, we're fucking classy like that."
* SoundtrackDissonance: Ode To Joy plays during the catastrophic ending of Dirty The Pooh, a la ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
** "Fuckbeak & Friends" takes it to new levels.
* {{Squick}}: The main intention is to be as Squick as possible. Think [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Scrotey McBoogerballs]].
** In Fuckbeak & Friends, Ron vomits over himself as he witnesses a particularly vile cunnilingus between Harry and Hermione. Considering the standard of sex in this series, this is significant. [[invoked]]
** In chapter 2 of Fuckbeak & Friends, Fuckbeak himself vomits after seeing everyone playing on Hagrid's feces mountain through the window. It doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms, however. [[invoked]]
* StupidStatementDanceMix: "In England, go back all those years, I used to be a [[spoiler:nigger train.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkElXh1ADEo Various lines set to music from]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand''
* TakeThatAudience: Jim Dale stops reading Dirty The Pooh chapter 1 for a minute to go off on a rant on how stupid the whole thing is and how stupid you are for thinking it's funny.
--> '''Jim Dale''' : The awful thing was that you probably thought this was funny. But it isn't. At all. Ever. I'm so done with this bullshit. You're just fucking gay faggots and probably retarded, listening to stupid fucking [[RecycledScript recycled bullshit]] from ''Dirty Potter'' like this is [[EpicFail fail]]. I think that you should go shake your fucking pants and kill yourself instantly. *{{beat}}* Uh- *clears throat* Meanwhile...
** In Fuckbeak and Friends 2, he laments how he's going to have to make more Dirty Potter videos after ranting about how much he hates it.
--> '''Jim Dale''' : And I want to take this opportunity of thanking the thousands of pathetic failures, even worse than I am, for listening all these years. [[SarcasmMode Aww, thank you so much.]] And now, it's time for making ''more'' Dirty Potter audio books. [[SarcasmMode I'm so thrilled about that. Ooh, absolutely wonderful. Fucking fantastic.]]
* TeenyWeenie: Ron has one of these but it doesn't stop him from having ADateWithRosiePalms constantly.
* ToiletHumor: Taken UpToEleven and had the knob ripped off.
* TooSoon: "Harry took a deep breath, and plunged his face into the toilet. And it was blissful oblivion; better than [[WarOnTerror September Eleventh]]."
** [[OnceAnEpisode [Giggles are heard in the background]]]
* TrilogyCreep: Even though the FAQ refers to Dirty Potter as a trilogy, chapter 1 of Fuckbeak And Friends is occasionally referred to as Dirty Potter 4.
* VoiceOfTheLegion: "I want souls...thousands and thousands of DOOMED SOULS!"
* VulgarHumor: Doesn't even begin to describe it.
* WhamLine: "There, there. Settle down, everybody." said Pooh. "It's time for assembly... [[spoiler:from HELL!]]"
* {{Whatevermancy}}: Homomancy.[[note]]With + 1 Anal Penetration[[/note]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Literally. What happened to the "several frantic mice" trapped inside Harry's butthole at the beginning of Deathly Farts? [[spoiler:According to WordOfGod, "They were crapped out and moved to Tallahassee to start a family and open a gay bar. Nobody has heard from them since."]]
* WhenTreesAttack: [[spoiler:Just one of the many horrors brought by Pooh's assembly. It ends very badly for Rabbit.]]
* AWildRapperAppears: Parodied when Professor [=McGonagall=] raps like Ludacris in ''Dirty Potter 3''.
** Jim Dale raps himself in Fuckbeak & Friends chapter 2 to drown out Hermione's attempt to get the story back on track.
* WriterOnBoard: "Fucking fuck [[Website/YouTube FaggotTube]]; it's for eleven year-old girls and [[CrossesTheLineTwice fucking black niggers. That's right! Youtube sucks cat shit. I really didn't fucking like it.]] I really hated it so violently that it made me gay."
** [[ScrewedByTheNetwork He does have a pretty good reason for hating it.]]
* YouBastard: "The awful thing was that you probably thought this was funny. But it isn't. At all. Ever."
* YouTubePoop: While independent from the mainstream Youtube Poop community, the creator is very well familiar with the phenomenon and has even made a few standard poops himself. Waldfield hosted an interview with him for YouChewPoop.com, in which he asks about the extent to which the Dirty Potter videos qualify as true Youtube Poop. The conclusion was that it should be considered "audio poop".
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