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Author: Damr1990
Jan 22nd 2012
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On One Episode of The Simpsons, Bob Sideshow gets elected as Springfield mayor, bart and lisa discover the election was rigged, and they catch him this way -->'''Lionel Hutz''': Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election? -->'''Shideshow Bob ''': No, I did not. -->'''Hutz''': [pause] Kids, help. --> [the judge shrugs] --> '''Bob''': Oh, I don't mind. We want these children to feel justice has been served. That way they can sleep soundly tonight on their hard, feculent motel pillows. -->'''Bob''': Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. --> '''Lisa''': I have a plan. I think we can trap him. -->they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water) -->'''Lisa''' You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent. --> ''' Bob''': Indeed I am. --> '''Lisa:''' Because we all know you're a naive pawn -- puppet, if you will -- of the most diabolical political genius Springfield has ever known: Birchibald T. Barlow! --> [Barlow stammers incoherently] --> '''Lisa'''You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do you? --> '''Bart''': You were just Barlow's lackey. --> '''Lisa''': You were Ronny to his Nancy! --> '''Bart''': Sonny to his Cher! --> '''Lisa''': Ringo to his rest of the Beatles! --> [[BerserkButton Bob can't stand it any longer.]] --> '''Bob''': Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all![everyone gasps]There. --> '''Bart''': We want the truth! --> '''Bob''': You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities. --> '''Judge''': Will you get to the point? --> ''' Bob''': Only ''I'' could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud. And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art. --> '''Judge''': But why? --> '''Bob''': Because you _need_ me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run. --> '''Judge''': Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest. --> '''Bob''': What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did. Maybe as an Abridged page Quote we can use this --> '''Lisa Simpson''': You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do you? --> '''Bart Simpson''': You were just Barlow's lackey. -->[...]'''Sideshow Bob''': Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all![everyone gasps]There. -->[...]Only ''I'' could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud. And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art. -->[...]'''Judge''': Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest. --> '''Bob''': What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did. --->'''{{The Simpsons}}''', Sideshow Bob Roberts
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