I won't go into detail about the book, as I could only read through a third of it.
Edward was actually a better character in the book but I digress.
I had no idea about Twilight when my sister convinced me to watch it with her.
I was so blissfully unaware that...vampires or characters in general could be so weak.
An hour in and I was BORED.
Even the make-up was bad. The MAKE-UP.
Everyone's role was awkward and just plain weird. Not in a good way.
Edward's watching her sleep was creepy as hell; ironically it was meant to be romantic.
Bella was worse than most damsels.
And when he Sparkled. Oh. My. God.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" was my response.
By the end I had to watch 30 Days of Night the next day, for I felt my respect for fictional vampires plummet to the Earth faster than someone falling over.
Bad, BAD movie. Worse than most low-quality horrors, and I've seen my fare few.
Maybe for the romantic saps who don't care about lack of research, decent character development or boring plot-changes.
Or twilight fans. They can read it.
I just won't see another film or read another book about it again.