Discussion WarpThatAesop / Videogames

Should we give Sonic its own page?

• The Touhou Project:
  • The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: If you don't like sunny days it's alright to erect an artificial sun blocking shield over an entire town.
  • Perfect Cherry Blossom: It's OK to steal one of the four seasons so long as you're trying to bring an evil man eating tree back to life.
  • Immaterial and Missing Power: If you are capable of creating artificial black holes then force people to get drunk against their will.
  • Imperishable Night: If you are hiding fugitives inside a stolen mansion then you have the right to steal the moon.
  • Phantasmagoria of Flower View: Rest is important so don't fail to have a nap even if it causes a major incident and results in a few million missing souls.
  • Scarlet Weather Rhapsody: Do you have superhuman powers? Are you bored? Destroying the planet will help pass the time.
  • Subterranean Animism: Feeding a mad hell raven, who is the pet of a despised mind reader, the corpse of a sun god provides green jobs. Also there is no need for corporate transparency.

The above listed items are the VILLAIN's plans, which the heroine stops. These things are in no way treated as okay or suggested actions. They're not Warped Aesops because the text encourages you to absolutely never do them unless you want your butt kicked.

• Final Fantasy X, among others: You're going to end up in a relationship with the first girl you get to know. If it becomes apparent that she has no personality, at least compared to someone else you meet who actively likes you back, suck it.

Uhhh ... Tidus met Rikku before he met Yuna, so you've got this mixed up somehow. This does seem to be the case in other games. Not sure how to correct this.