Romance

... Did I mention I'm not part of that tree?

-Runs away from Hopey fast-

NO LIOR

YOU ARE NOW LIUNCLE

-ADOPTS-

YOU ARE NOW MY PARENT

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

this is also the quickest adoption, considering I said hi to you an hour ago.

... But I'm younger than you! How can I be your father?

Also Boxen I'm your clone, how can I be your uncle?

edited 20th Jun '13 5:48:40 AM by LiorVal

OH

ACCORDING TO BOXDAD, YOU ARE MY UNCLE

ALSO, AGE DOES NOT MATTER

BOXDAD HIMSELF IS THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME

HELLO UNCLE

Don't try to make sense of it. Being Hopey's family member defies known forms of logic.

edited 20th Jun '13 5:50:27 AM by VolatileChills

How many uncles/aunts/fathers/mothers do you have by now Hopey?

edited 20th Jun '13 5:51:08 AM by LiorVal

@ Lior. I also have mothers and two sons, and a handful of sisters.

Also, I am unsure. Its between 30 and 250.

Wow, that explains a lot.

Hopey, how's the Tree update going?

I haven't started it yet.

But I will do.

soon.

I think your family tree is fucked up enough to count as royalty by now.

I am my own granddad?

Now I'm going to write a Hurt/Comfort Fic starring Hopey and his crush! Muahahahaha!

Soon, it will be revealed that Hopey's crush's crush has a crush on a girl with a crush on Hopey. It'll be a love square.

But I don't even know the guy.

YOUR POINT IS MOOT, SAIGY

Not quite! You don't need to know him. You just need to know the second girl, as a mutual acquaintance.

THIS IS TRUE

Seven months with Indy

Ugh.

I'm not ready for someone new.

Or am I?

Or are they not wanting me?

Congrats, Poppy. Here's to another seven, and many more after that.

Thank you!

How long have you and Pdam been together?

Just over 16 months, now. Sadly I'll be heading home the day before our 18th mensiversary, but such is life, sadly.

Indy comes over in August and leaves a week after our 9th mensiversary.

She'll be here when I get my A Level results...

I hope I don't fail...

You'll do fine.